| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 29 | The cigar consumer = Cancer sure got him. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Fragrant diffuser sprays for use in the home = Guy freshens up his room after a friend farts! |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | Presidential pardon = Depart prison in deal. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? = We said, "Only one, but she'll tighten it backwards." Boom! |
5 | Jason Lofts | 15 | Fluorescent orange = Gee, aren't colors fun? |
6 | Larry Brash | 13 | Releasing flatus = See us all farting. |
7 | View | 12 | Is there life on Mars? = It's aliens! From here! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Ignore trolls ~ or lots linger. |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | How many David Camerons does it take to screw i... = I'm sorry David, change isn't allowed...as the... |
10 | Tyler Severance | 8 | A damn shame = He's a madman! |
11 | Adie Pena | 4 | Awesome mind ‡ Damn! Woe is me! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Ultimate maraschino pieces in ~ the Italian spumoni ice creams. |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Tony Blair's autobiography 'A Journey' = 'Our Years in a Top Job' by a lying author. |
2 | Mark Huffman | 23 | "Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice" = "Us? Bravest two DC men, in fun pajamas!" |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope = We arise, stop Vader, his weapon. |
4 | David Bourke | 22 | The Miles Davis L.P. recording 'Kind of Blue' = Bill Evans performed on it, did huge licks! |
5 | Rob Bretveld | 20 | "The Walking Dead" television series = Hostile devils die, reawaken, ingest. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Dr. Seuss' children's story "Green Eggs and Ham" = Listeners gag "Gross!" and hens shudder "Mercy!" |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | Rock group 'Blood, Sweat and Tears' = Band to also produce great works. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 8 | The most famous Whistler portraits are ~ white or of the artist's Mum or a pert lass. |
Total points: | 159 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 31 | Senate Republicans = True incapableness. |
2 | Dean Mayer | 19 | Lufthansa pilots = That painful loss. |
3 | Larry Brash | 18 | Germanwings co-pilot, Andreas Lubitz = Pilot Two indulging brazen massacre. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Boko Haram Pledges Allegiance To ISIS = Compare goals: it also likes beheading. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | The speculations as to Vladimir Putin's whereabouts = I sure doubt he went out to visit Ms. Sarah Palin's place! |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | Police Chief Thomas Jackson resigns = The champion of classic jerks is gone! |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | The Tunis massacre = Ah nuts! It scares me! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Angelina has her ovaries, fallopian tubes removed ~ as a brave means to live longer (and is hopeful, I hear) |
9 | Julian Lofts | 8 | A co-pilot's ~ so topical. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 7 | The solar eclipse on the first day of Spring = Reports here of instances of light display. |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Friday March thirteenth is soon approaching! = Threat is, horrific things may, can, or do happen? |
12 | Jason Lofts | 3 | The Lufthansa subsidiary Germanwings = Rash humans flying in Airbus get wasted. |
13 | David Bourke | 0 | The singer Zayn Malik, he has quit One Direction = The reason? In another sleazy midnight quickie. |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | Author Christopher E. Hitchens = Atheist hero; he isn't pro-church. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 18 | The writer, Dr Maya Angelou = Literary woman rated huge. |
2 | Adie Pena | 18 | The British actor Daniel Wroughton Craig = A routine Bond with character got his girl. |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | Fiona Butler, the girl in the Athena tennis poster = Titillating up there near the net...has no briefs on! |
5 | View | 15 | The actor Kevin Michael Costner = Check one rich talent, movie star. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | The Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Günter Lubitz = Brazen suicidal plunge (got his treatment wrong). |
6 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz = Craziest intrepid dude can't lead. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 13 | The Kardashian clan = Hi, naked charlatans! |
8 | Larry Brash | 13 | John Marwood Cleese = Jocose old man... where? |
10 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Former pacifist leader Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi = Grand Mahatma: "No crap, I had India freed from shackles!" |
11 | Julian Lofts | 3 | The Italian atheist and academic Umberto Eco is ~ both laureate/semiotician and media catechist. |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.407) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | The Presidential White House, Washington DC, America = This residence has a man with huge power located in it. |
2 | David Bourke | 25 | The British Broadcasting Corporation = It bins that rich, sardonic Top Gear boor. |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | The Silk Road, the Asian Continent = Links trade onto China in the East. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | International Day of Happiness = An appeal: No tension this Friday. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 15 | Tesla Model S = Some stalled. |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | The United States Capitol Building = A debt-cutting-dispute site on a hill. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | National Flood Insurance Program = Plan for natural doom: rising ocean. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | The new Alfa Romeo Spider = Headline: Fast, more power. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 0 | Rolls Royce Wraith Drophead Coupe = Car hype: "heroic power" - adults drool. |
Total points: | 152 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.346) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | Paddy: "Oi found dis posh new Cartier pen, is i... ~ ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | I am predicting that very soon the cyber giants ... ~ in great countries to give birth to a publicly... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks tha... = May you summon not harm 'Bout but very good c... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Dad buys Tesco bananas infested with spiders wh... = And see, our U.S. husbands wish to retire in C... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 12 | A red setter is poisoned at the Crufts Dog Show... = Murder? Canine pathologist's food/water tests ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 11 | 'Top Gear' Hosts 1. Jeremy Clarkson 2. James ... = 1. Mr 'Yahoo Dickhead' 2. Mr 'Lean Jargony Je... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | Inside rural Britain's greener fresher woodlands... ~ Divine bluebells and fragrant primroses flower ... |
Total points: | 136 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Designer ethics say so. Call me a puny technophobe but I like wearing only basic gear." |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | We are the Borg. You'll be linking data by occupying a machine. Resistance is hopeless. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 13 | Yes, we're aging considerably -- many sick people using bluetooth in basic healthcare. |
5 | Rob Bretveld | 11 | Shows such as "Knight Rider" became really appealing to beguile any boy into science. |
5 | Larry Brash | 11 | A nice watch, design either by Google or Apple... likely to be a success in brainy humans. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | ~ chaps like eyeing-up nearby girls/women on a beach, shot in absolute digital secrecy!" |
8 | Ellie Dent | 9 | In this busy, sociable cyber age, ladies, trying the new Apple magic enhances our look! |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | ~ once it 'enhances my brain', I desire any rubbish you like. Google Glass, Apple Watch etc... |
10 | View | 3 | ~ ironically, we (rich plebeians) choose it, buy it, place 'n' hung gadgets on arms, beak, eyes! |
10 | Jason Lofts | 3 | "I see you all yelling using bespoke chronometers with a screen and big capacity. Bah!" |
12 | Julian Lofts | 2 | I'm heinous. I say wannabes are collecting rubbishy, hokey, electronic Apple gadgets |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | ~ a cute booby shapely lass in a pink, crimson, blue, or green wig, is the eye-catching deal!" |
14 | Rosie Perera | 1 | We may basically need to be hyper-social, in touch in the sack, gab in our sleep! (Snigger!) |
Total points: | 131 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.609) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | HAVING THE LAST LAUGH I went into a supermar... = HAVING THE LAST WORD A sales rep, an admi... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 25 | A Selection of Twenty Two of The Most Beautiful... = Rationale: 1. Gigantic Polynesian folklore d... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The Top Ten Most Influential Scientists: 10. ... = 10. Radioactive insight 9. AI machine test ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 16 | A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyon... = Five days later, the circus owner goes back t... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | ... = ... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 7 | ... = Very economical yet evocative verse by the au... |
7 | Adie Pena | 5 | The 10 Best Spring Break Destinations, North Am... = 1. A chichi Hollywood-meets-Barcelona feel 2... |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | A STRANGE WILD SONG By Lewis Carroll |
2 | Adie Pena | 22 | PART TWO: NATURE |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | KISS ME, I'M IRISH Gaelic Storm |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | How Heavy The Days |
5 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Remember |
6 | Rosie Perera | 6 | "May the luck of the Irish... |
Total points: | 107 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Erections in sleep = Penile secretions. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | Happy scorer ~ pops a cherry. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Jason Lofts | 16 | Man tugs on erect ~ tumescent organ. |
4 | View | 13 | Penis enters the vagina = Is penetrating heavens! |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | Intimately renounce ~ an untimely erection! |
6 | Larry Brash | 11 | A box of tissues ~ If so, sex's about! |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | The male's fantasies = A female... tits n' ass, eh? |
8 | Julian Lofts | 4 | The United States of America = A fee satiated her moist cunt. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 2 | The United States Capitol Building = Institutional place budgeted shit. |
Total points: | 119 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.450) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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