| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 61 | Fine print at the bottom = Often the important bit! |
2 | David Bourke | 18 | It's very plain to see ~ I.S. are violent types. |
3 | Adie Pena | 15 | Disneyland theme park = Damn kids a-plenty here! |
4 | Scott Gardner | 11 | The sex reassignment procedure = Can express his true gender to me. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Marveling at ~ maglev train. |
6 | View | 8 | The masterpieces = Epic arts! See them! |
6 | Larry Brash | 8 | Read the Product Information = Important education for herd. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Definition of "corporate campus" = For-profit education companies. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Frosty wind do moan = Find snow at my door. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Beautiful girl (no tart) = Got a brilliant future. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Movie theatre = Eat here & vomit. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 4 | No visible means of support = An obvious floppiness term? |
Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 60 | 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde = How incredibly your portrait's face aged! |
2 | David Bourke | 24 | The singer Bono = Note: He's boring! |
3 | View | 20 | Movie "Cinderella" = Relive old cinema. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | The top Michael Jackson studio album, Thriller = "Billie Jean" makes him pull crotch to do a thrust. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | M. Claude Oscar Monet and the Impressionists = Sun seems to inspire color... it demands a match! |
6 | Scott Gardner | 12 | The American television program Game of Thrones = Hit epic, hot as George R. R. Martin novel of same name. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Madame Tussauds' Star Wars Experience = Museum rated a wax princess as dearest. |
8 | Adie Pena | 2 | The action film 'Fast and Furious Seven' = Fine, fun cars to that famous Vin Diesel. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 0 | The Alex Garland Science Fiction movie = Live target fooled in scenic "Ex Machina". |
Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.346) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 38 | Iran's nuclear program = An alarming precursor. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | Hillary Rodham Clinton for US President = She is dull and in control for the primary. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 17 | Baltimore = Blame riot. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 16 | Baltimore, Maryland = Alarm! Men riot badly. |
5 | Larry Brash | 12 | Bruce Jenner's coming out to Diane Sawyer = Uncensured, rejoices trying to be a woman. |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | Bali Nine = Bail? Nein! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Ed Miliband's leadership = He spread blind idealism. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Hillary Clinton to announce bid for President = Bill can find pretty donors in online outreach. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | Hatton Garden Safe Deposit Limited = A diamonds/gold thief penetrates it. |
10 | View | 5 | Netanyahu blasts Iran nuclear deal = Ah, Israel annuls unbalanced treaty! |
11 | Adie Pena | 4 | The Garissa University College massacre = I hear last screams; see tragic young lives. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Eastertide dawns ~ and trade is sweet... |
13 | Rob Bretveld | 2 | Duke wins the NCAA championship = Wise Coach K had men in paint push. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 2 | Ten tonne fatberg cleared from sewer in Chelsea = One recent firm ball of entrenched waste/grease. |
15 | Julian Lofts | 1 | Hoarding German's greed haunted ~ Hermann Goering's daughter Edda. |
Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.577) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 41 | Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch = That much-noted romantic BBC celebrity. |
2 | David Bourke | 19 | The U.S. vocalist, pianist and songwriter Barry Manilow = With a very dominant slantwise triangular proboscis. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Donatien Alphonse François, The Marquis de Sade = Head Frenchman adored pain sessions quite a lot! |
3 | nedesto | 13 | USA presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton = Nasty scandal on email had dirtied her political run. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | The libertarian physician Senator Rand Paul = As in, another sad liar in the Republican Party. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | The Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz = The world's seen brutal, agonizing impact. |
6 | Jason Lofts | 11 | The Hollywood film star Burt Lancaster = Tall heartthrob actor, now fully missed. |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | Edward Samuel Miliband = Damn wild bum is a leader? |
9 | View | 9 | Burton Stephen "Burt" Lancaster = Trenchant but noble superstar. |
10 | Larry Brash | 6 | The Boston Marathon bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev = A drama, no thanks to both brothers' brazen move. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | Lucien Sarti?? = Unrealistic. |
12 | Julian Lofts | 0 | UK's chess grandmaster Nigel Short = "Girls aren't strong". He's mad! He sucks! |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 0 | Presidential Candidate Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton = Lady had a child, promised maternal instinct in role. |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 38 | The Shroud of Turin = Undershirt of Thou. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | Washington, District of Columbia = In conflict or disgust with Obama! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 21 | A devout Christian = Actions had virtue. |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | Facebook Timeline = Life became OK on it. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The Armenian Genocide = Menace, death in region. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Michelin-starred 'Restaurant Gordon Ramsay' = Named minder is a surly, rather arrogant Scot. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Oh, Americans readily stand in a line for ~ Disneyland Resort, Anaheim California. |
8 | View | 3 | The Jerusalem syndrome = Name my Lord Jesus there. |
8 | Rob Bretveld | 3 | Major League Baseball = Rules label a game a job. |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 41 | The top five villains of all time: 1. Dr. Hann... = 1. ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | These are the Seven Deadly Sins: 1. Lust 2... = 1. Perverse 2. Dines unsated 3. Tight 4. Sl... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The voice on the telephone said, "I am afraid t... = "Oh, I am sorry about that," said the sensitiv... |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | The greatest heroes of all time: 1. Atticus Fi... = 1. Jem's dad 2. AKA "Junior" 3. He is an age... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Doc rules this shy Finnish (huge!) blonde nurse... = When she returns, she's a lot leaner. 'Doc say... |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS 1. Lust 2. Gluttony 3.... = 1. Trysts? 2. Gulps! 3. Need the levy! 4. E... |
7 | David Bourke | 6 | The former American Olympian decathlete William... = An erratic jump recently...male to female! Him... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 5 | The German novelist, poet, playwright, sculptor... = A sprightly socialist goes to a dour grave. A ... |
8 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Nepal earthquake: Hundreds dead, history crumbl... = Seems the Earth's ornery plaques stirred 'n' b... |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | Adie Pena | 26 | Female College Prof: "The idiots in the room may stand up." Tom stands up. "Why on one's feet?" Prof mocks Tom, "I'd ... |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 25 | Engineering any optimum tool? Fool! That is a decidedly mammoth task, as a rule. People often forget The deep cosmos is ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Poet named Shakespeare composed: 'A fool ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; attempt it again and you'll get the prickly end of a pineapple,... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 11 | My footnote: The Germans thought how to design a "safe" cockpit door. Pilot left to pee, gets locked out. Madman/nemes... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | It's like Murphy's Law: If employment of one safe tested common tool might result in catastrophic damage, a fool employ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Like mammoth software companies (e.g., Google) trying to make products that any fool can use...they didn't plan on imme... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | UK election time... Top polls suggest Daily Mail readers log on to the net, howl at the moon then go to UKIP's manifes... |
9 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Postmortem keynote: Oops, Germanwings copilot committed suicide! Lufthansa set to offer huge money as emotional damages... |
10 | View | 2 | O, often many stupid people made long scientific and philosophic theories, so admonish yourself from gawky moments! Get... |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 48 | A woman was being interviewed by a judge regard... = A couple in their nineties were having proble... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 18 | One day a woman was in a supermarket. She'd ch... ~ since she was, indeed, single. She looked at ... |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The Most Powerful People in the World: 1. Vla... = 1. Russian war villain and eternal jerk 2. M... |
4 | David Bourke | 13 | The top ten richest recording artists 1. Mado... = 1. Material Girl. 2. Once a Beatle. 3. Kno... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Some of the well-known systems of government ar... = 1. All in accord 2. Army secrecy 3. Clergy... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 7 | ... = With this reconciliatory tribute, the first T... |
7 | Adie Pena | 5 | AND THE EARTH CRIED* 1. Chernobyl 2. Bhopal 3... = THE TOP TEN ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTERS 1. Hot! ... |
8 | View | 4 | Top Ten Great Richest Actors In The World !0 S... = 10 Indians honor 9 The styled star 8 The h... |
9 | Dean Mayer | 2 | Buying books would be a good thing if one could... = Perhaps you'd be better looking at using some... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 1 | Armenia's A-List Diaspora 1. The contralto sin... = 1. She's a thin actress, record producer 2. Se... |
Total points: | 126 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.476) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 38 | A TIMELY SONNET |
2 | Adie Pena | 37 | To celebrate Earth Day (April 22, 2015), Edna St. Vincent Millay's poem THE SPRING AND THE FALL is anagrammed into ECO-L... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 36 | 10 TRICKS TO APPEAR SMART AT BUSINESS MEETINGS |
4 | Adie Pena | 5 | CLIMATE'S CURSE |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | No law shall prohibit or bless |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 24 | The professional courtesan = A coitus-for-sale person, then? |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | The clitoral kissing = Girls like this act, no? |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | B. Manilow = I blow man. |
4 | View | 19 | I wish to get into her pants = This penis to go in her twat. |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | The U.S. singer and songwriter Barry Manilow = Butt-rider now only wears his manager's ring. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Gross and weird = Dogs in drawers. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | A woman takes off her dress... Oh no! ~ More of her fat, naked ass on show. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 4 | The woman has a floppy cunt = Fact: man's unhappy. Hole two? |
Total points: | 111 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.421) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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