Anagrammy Leaders' Board - May, 2015 - 22 votes cast

22 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Rob Bretveld

28  

Deceptive subliminal advertising = Te...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

16  

1. Red 2. Orange 3. Yellow 4. Green 5. Blue... = 1. Old wine 2. Tiger 3. Gold 4. Vine 5. Ou...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

11  

The nuclear Armageddon = Human race led to danger.

3

  View

11  

Police brutality = Reality to public.

5

  David Bourke

10  

If she's got a bubbly personality ~ she's probably a bit ugly, often is!

6

  Tony Crafter

9  

Paraplegics hate ~ a shag-pile carpet.

7

  Larry Brash

8  

Zero degrees Fahrenheit = He agreed it's frozen here.

8

  Richard Grantham

7  

Moderately depressed = Reportedly seemed sad.

8

  Rosie Perera

7  

National rail system = So, mainly late trains?

10

  Ellie Dent

6  

Marriage woes = I saw more rage.

11

  Adie Pena

5  

Organised crime = In more disgrace.

12

  Rick Rothstein

4  

Real nice attempts = Special treatment.

12

  Tyler Severance

4  

A cure for AIDS = Africa roused.

14

  Scott Gardner

3  

The Allied victory in Europe = I never yield to a Hitler coup.

15

  Christopher Sturdy

2  

Is he not ~ this one?

16

  Jason Lofts

1  

Intolerable! American scientists lost initial ~ intercontinental sea-to-air ballistic missile.

17

  Matt Littlewood

0  

Indian single malt whiskey ~ is like gin and salty wine. Hm!

 

  Total points:

132 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.773)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

25  

The Harry Potter Series of novels by JK Rowling = The seven works really bring profits joy to her!

2

  Richard Grantham

23  

Monsieur Camille Saint-Saëns = Relates animals in one's music. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Jason Lofts

21  

American Pharaoh = Ah, a rare champion!

4

  Rosie Perera

16  

The Cannes International Film Festival = All that talent's in fine movies in France.

5

  Ellie Dent

13  

Monet: By the Sea = See my boat then?

6

  Jesse Frankovich

9  

Marvel Studios' Age of Ultron = Sold-out at our Avengers film!

7

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

The documentary film "Dalai Lama: Awakening" = A man (a gem) and a call for humanity. We liked it!

7

  Scott Gardner

7  

The Pablo Picasso masterpiece Guernica = Oh, cubist appearance to priceless image!

9

  David Bourke

6  

The singer Robin Charles Thicke = Strange horrible chickenshite!

10

  Adie Pena

5  

A loud gathering of extreme Marvel fans in ~ "Avengers: Age of Ultron," an IMAX Three-D film.

 

  Total points:

132 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.455)

TOPICAL:

1

  Adie Pena

22  

Police brutality in America = I ruin a place -- Baltimore City!

2

  Rosie Perera

15  

White Appreciation Day = Why participate? No idea.

3

  Tony Crafter

14  

The Royal Bank of Scotland fined for market-rigging = Frankly, I'd gaol the fat trading men for being crooks.

3

  Scott Gardner

14  

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana = Catherine's parent to a sizable child.

5

  Jason Lofts

12  

Global warming a threat to one in six species = Biogas explains a worsening (hotter) climate.

6

  Jesse Frankovich

10  

Princess Charlotte is born = Tops real British concerns!

7

  Julian Lofts

9  

Pope Francis meets Harlem Globetrotters = Merriment as protégé shoots perfect ball.

8

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

Tina Fey Strips Down to Spandex on "The Late Show" = She often wanted Spanx's "stay power" to hold it in.

8

  Ellie Dent

7  

Chortle at ~ Charlotte ;-)

8

  Rick Rothstein

7  

A case of police brutality = Lots cite a failure by a cop.

11

  View

6  

Tehran's nuclear program = Plan can arm huge terrors!

12

  David Bourke

5  

The Labour Party leadership contest = To thus elect dear Tony Blair, perhaps?

13

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

Left Ed's an idiot ~ destined to fail.

14

  Tyler Severance

0  

The royal princess Charlotte Diana = Displays character line to a throne.

 

  Total points:

132 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.636)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  David Bourke

24  

The U.S. singer Taylor Alison Swift = So irritating, no style...she's awful!

2

  Scott Gardner

20  

Mister Edgar Allan Poe = I'll read a strange poem!

3

  Rick Rothstein

18  

The artist and sculptor Pablo Picasso = Cold, cubist art appeals to his patrons.

4

  Tony Crafter

15  

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Windsor = Now, as one prized child, I can steal Brit hearts!

5

  Dharam Khalsa

13  

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana = Doze in the British ancestral palace.

6

  Adie Pena

11  

The rock musician John Entwistle = Man, I just like 'The Who' in concerts!

7

  Rosie Perera

8  

Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge = Sister of George, Harry's niece. Child's plan: charm both.

8

  Ellie Dent

6  

Monsieur Claude-Oscar Monet = See a more romantic cloud, sun.

9

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Nicola Sturgeon = Nuclear - it's no go.

10

  Jason Lofts

4  

The singer and actress Demi Lovato = She's attractive - a sign: men drooled.

10

  Jesse Frankovich

4  

Catherine E. Middleton = Charlotte mine indeed.

12

  View

3  

LeBron Raymone James = Enjoys NBA realm more.

13

  Julian Lofts

1  

Censor, ban ~ Ben Carson.

 

  Total points:

132 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.591)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Adie Pena

25  

The San Andreas Fault, California = All found it isn't a safe ranch area.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

18  

Médecins Sans Frontières (Doctors Without Borders) = Band from other countries to see crowds in distress.

2

  Scott Gardner

18  

The Caribbean island resort ~ is there in central Barbados.

4

  Richard Grantham

16  

The Commonwealth of Australia = Home of the actual worst animal.

5

  Rick Rothstein

15  

The holy cities of Mecca and Medina = And I noted, each a chief Moslem city.

5

  Tony Crafter

15  

Stoke Mandeville Hospital Charitable Trust = That sick, abhorrent male Savile's polluted it.

7

  David Bourke

10  

Das Konzentrationslager Auschwitz-Birkenau = Sad war cause: The Nazi blitzkrieg on non-krauts.

8

  Rob Bretveld

9  

Craigslist ad = Rascals dig it.

9

  Larry Brash

5  

The Promised Land = The Lord made spin.

 

  Total points:

131 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.409)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

34  

The Seven Dwarfs: 1. Bashful 2. Doc 3. Dopey... = 1. Very shy 2. Wore specs 3. Dazed 4. Huffy...

2

  Tony Crafter

31  

TWELVE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC 1. Aries 2.... = 1. Ram 2. Prize bovine 3. Duo 4. Is crustac...

3

  Adie Pena

14  

The seven colors of the rainbow: 1. Red 2. Or... = Even so, another world begins here: 1. Beet ...

4

  Jesse Frankovich

13  

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Windsor of Cambridge = Tabloid craziness accompanied birth news of the dear girl!

5

  Richard Grantham

8  

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, some... = Heathens: Human beings, immune to shame, who pr...

6

  Rosie Perera

6  

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Te... = Now if I teach a lad to ...

7

  David Bourke

5  

The Scottish Nationalist Party leader Nicola Fe... = It's fortunate progress and a scintillating re...

8

  Julian Lofts

2  

Irish Band UTwo: 1. Bono (Paul Hewson) 2. The... = 1. Vocals - let opinionated wannabe howl 2. G...

9

  Jason Lofts

1  

Actress Sophie Marceau suffers severe wardrobe ... = Peek-a-boo! News cameras make fuss as French e...

 

  Total points:

114 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.474)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  David Bourke

40  

HOW TO EAT A BACON SANDWICH: 1. Hold in both ... = "http://www.anagrammy.com/images/Sarnie.jpg">

2

  Rosie Perera

18  

Same old same old. 1. ANOTHER DYNASTIC LEADER 2. MORE OF THAT UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND'S BEHIND-THE-SCENES SHENANIGANS 3. ...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

13  

A rotten strategy. A total blunder. 1. FREE MARKET WITH NO TAXES AND NO REGULATIONS 2. WHATEVER THE DONORS OF BILLIO...

4

  Richard Grantham

8  

A better plan. A better future. Decadent acts! Abhorrent ambition! 1. Further brutalise client nations of Rome 2. Mu...

5

  Jason Lofts

5  

ALL TABOO, i.e. THOU SHALT NOT/DON'T: 1. BE WANTON 2. CHEAT 3. COMMIT ADULTERY 4. CURSE 5. THREATEN THY NEIGHBOUR ...

5

  Adie Pena

5  

The Top Six Locations Americans Masturbate* 1. BEDROOM (Singlehanded Orgasm) 2. SHOWER (Running Water Fetish) 3. BA...

7

  Ellie Dent

4  

TORY MANIFESTO Better housing (for me). Maintain that great rural home (mine). 1. Rob, then cut teaching nationwide ...

7

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

A Man saw intent: 'Being Twentieth century's number one high-functioning arch-dictator' / 'Do nothing of note then go m...

7

  Larry Brash

4  

The Australian "Liberals". 1. Third change in policies. 2. Announce: "No More Boats". 3. Threaten health budget. 4....

7

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

The Dalai Lama's core tenets: 1. Start by meditating often 2. Be compassionate 3. Do humanitarian deeds 4. Tutor fool t...

11

  Julian Lofts

2  

Six Commandments of FIFA: 1. Goal - to bribe or frighten our unholy northern brethren 2. Coercion but not with veile...

12

  Tony Crafter

1  

No more extortion or robbery 1. STRONG MARITIME TRADITION 2. THIRD HIGHEST DEATH RATE OF INSURGENTS IN AFRICA 3. NIG...

 

  Total points:

108 

from 18 votes     (DFE factor: 0.667)

LONG:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

30  

THE UNITED STATES 1. Alabama 2. Alaska 3. A... = 1. Christian 2. Like Canada 3. Arid, hot ...

2

  Tony Crafter

23  

Brady the Irishman was walking home late at nig... = A woman was sure her husband was cheating on ...

3

  Ellie Dent

15  

The authorities were leading a priest, an incor... = Then the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He...

4

  Rob Bretveld

10  

Top Ten Most Influential Taglines 1. Got milk... = 1. Enjoy that nutritious drink. (Moo!) 2. Hi...

5

  David Bourke

9  

The Highways Agency recently found the remains ... = The somewhat-mystified Agency then hired a no...

5

  Adie Pena

9  

10 SIGNS THE BRITISH POLITICAL SYSTEM IS TOTALL... = 10 REASONS WHY ED MILIBAND LOST 10. People ...

7

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

... = MM I - Ambivalence; didn't feel a thing MM I...

8

  Jason Lofts

0  

"Dear Fans: We won tonight! No interruptions, n... = Announcement to soothe those women offended ...

 

  Total points:

102 

from 17 votes     (DFE factor: 0.471)

SPECIAL:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

40  

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

2

  Tony Crafter

35  

A man worked for the Post Office and his job was to process any mail bearing an inaccurate or illegible address.

3

  Adie Pena

25  

"He's 25" A poem for Freddie Gray* by Vincent Bell a.k.a Steve

4

  Adie Pena

2  

Just like a football I am kicked aroun'

5

  Adie Pena

0  

There was a young man from Saint Johns

 

  Total points:

102 

from 18 votes     (DFE factor: 0.278)

RUDE:

1

  Jason Lofts

23  

Peter violating Anna = Vaginal penetration.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

17  

Holding your organ = Ogling your hard-on.

3

  David Bourke

16  

Lindo maternity wing, St Mary's hospital, Paddington = Its many hands gripping into Middleton's royal twat.

4

  Rick Rothstein

15  

I noted her slit's damp... ~ it's the Promised Land!

5

  Rob Bretveld

11  

Pornographic websites = Oh, browse great nip pics.

6

  Christopher Sturdy

9  

Men, for your queer lad, ~ form an orderly queue.

7

  Larry Brash

8  

The narcissistic personality disorder = Is a princess or distinct dirty arse-hole.

8

  Adie Pena

4  

Flatulence remedy = Recently made fuel.

9

  View

3  

The flaccid penis ‡ Chap inside cleft.

 

  Total points:

106 

from 18 votes     (DFE factor: 0.500)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

78.12

 

Rick Rothstein

31.82

Jesse Frankovich

77.24

 

Richard Grantham

31.53

David Bourke

73.18

 

Ellie Dent

28.27

Adie Pena

60.56

 

View

15.59

Dharam Khalsa

49.28

 

Larry Brash

14.89

Rosie Perera

41.80

 

Christopher Sturdy

14.21

Jason Lofts

35.63

 

Julian Lofts

8.60

Rob Bretveld

35.52

 

Tyler Severance

3.09

Scott Gardner

33.59

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Jesse Frankovich

2

2

2

Adie Pena

2

0

2

David Bourke

2

0

1

Tony Crafter

1

3

1

Dharam Khalsa

1

1

0

Jason Lofts

1

0

1

Rob Bretveld

1

0

0

Scott Gardner

0

2

1

Rosie Perera

0

2

0

Richard Grantham

0

1

0

Ellie Dent

0

0

1

Rick Rothstein

0

0

1

View

0

0

1


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