| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mark Huffman | 56 | Transgenderism = Mr. Gent-in-a-dress. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 32 | Post-nasal drip syndrome = Pardon my snot dispersal. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | When ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise = So, it follows, being a cretin is sensible... Why? |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | The Australian Lyrebird = His rare beauty and trill. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Always be yourself? ~ Yes, a sly awful bore. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Weather in summer = Warm sun time here. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 8 | One hundred meter race = Decorated men run here. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Eating asparagus for dinner = A urine pong is fast arranged |
7 | View | 8 | The rule of marathons = Hah, run a lot of meters! |
10 | Tyler Severance | 7 | Prison escape = Open space, sir? |
10 | Rob Bretveld | 7 | Raise the minimum wage ‡ Aim: I might earn wee sum. |
10 | Larry Brash | 7 | Sleep hygiene techniques = Lying, I sequence the sheep. |
13 | David Bourke | 5 | The present financial situation of the Greeks = It's up shit creek again...often no retsina left, eh! |
13 | Josiah Winslow | 5 | Drinking an alcoholic beverage = "Go in. Go near back. Hell, I can drive." |
15 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Hexagonal water = New hoax at large. |
15 | Adie Pena | 3 | A dog meat festival = Get a vast 'Fido' meal! |
17 | Ed Pegg Jr | 1 | Discrimination against Atheism = So I'm a main Christian dating site? |
Total points: | 222 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.459) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 34 | The Miss USA Pageant = Man gapes at tushies. |
2 | Larry Brash | 29 | Anabolic steroids = Solid abs creation. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 28 | Thomas Cruise Mapother IV also known as Tom Cruise = His most moronic partner was vacuous Katie Holmes. |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | Beatles hit song 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' = Yes, they want it -- George's 'White Album' LP single! |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | American Pharoah wins the Belmont = No man beat him; he has a Triple Crown! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | The popular Andrew Lloyd Webber stage musical 'Cats' = At length, puss-power all but cleared Broadway's mice! |
7 | View | 11 | The Hunchback of Notre-Dame by Victor Hugo = Hah, French book covered big touchy mutant! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Will Shakespeare's comedy: A Midsummer Night's Dream = Smile: A meddlesome sprite - such merrymaking was had! |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | The famous performing artist Michael Jackson = He's a king, a perfect form...just a Smooth Criminal. |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | Bruce has transformed into Caitlyn = Ardent to conceal his furry man bits! |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Theme song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" = Holy Smokes, the gentle "Life of Brian" hit was good! |
11 | Julian Lofts | 7 | The Disney animated comedy film "Inside Out" = Cinema demystified emotion - suddenly a hit! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Von Miller is the fartiest Denver Bronco = Bent over to deliver farm-sirloin stench. |
14 | Mark Huffman | 1 | Von Miller is the fartiest Denver Bronco = "Served" leftover ribs remnant. On to chili! |
Total points: | 203 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 48 | Donald Trump is to run for President of the USA = Note: I'd for sure not support this dreadful man! |
2 | Scott Gardner | 41 | The Confederate flag = Great offence halted. |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | The magazine 'Vanity Fair': "Call me Caitlyn" = Hence, I am finally amazingly attractive! |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | The prison escapees = See coppers in haste. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 19 | The Summer Solstice celebration at Stonehenge = Heathen meeting: to scramble to relics to see sun. |
6 | Jason Lofts | 17 | The English actor Sir Christopher Lee is dead = Latest: Horror ace dies, is held in high respect. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 14 | The escaped murderer David Sweat ~ was armed, captured. He deserved it. |
8 | View | 11 | Erdogan's triple defeat = Daft leader, no prestige. |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | The two escaped prisoners from New York = Word to press: cops know they remain free. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 5 | The Tunisian Seifeddine Rezgui = "I seized a gun, fire, stun, then I die." |
11 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Von Miller is the fartiest Denver Bronco = Involved errant noise let from britches. |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | The Yulin Dog Meat Festival = Ah so! I'd get a velly fine mutt! |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Charleston, South Carolina = Alas on church's toleration |
Total points: | 217 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.351) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 41 | Thomas Cruise Mapother IV = He triumphs as movie actor. |
2 | Ad Absurdum | 36 | Senator Bernie Sanders = One earnest brand rises. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 35 | The late French military leader Napoleon Bonaparte = A tiny emperor, heroic battle-planner and a lethal foe. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 29 | The Olympic decathlon gold medalist Bruce Jenner = Behold! Notice morphed gender: "Just call me Caitlyn." |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 18 | Popular teenage artist Justin Drew Bieber = Just write real boring tunes, be paid, repeat. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 13 | Edward Sheeran? = Answer: Redhead. |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | The British novelist and journalist Ian Fleming = That James Bond, fine thin girls, routine villains. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | Simon Rattle = Tonal merits. |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | Alexis Tsipras, the Prime Minister of Greece = "I promise crisis, great pain!" (He's extreme left). |
10 | Larry Brash | 6 | Dylann Storm Roof = Not normal. Fry, sod! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 6 | NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal = Zero cred ahead; all pale clan. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | The famous (late) bass player Chris Squire = It's clear, he's the quasar of "Yes" albums - RIP. |
13 | View | 3 | The Jordanian Crown Prince Hussein = I join an uncharted richness 'n' power |
Total points: | 218 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.342) |
1 | Adie Pena | 46 | Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion = He has an orgy of nubile nymphs! |
2 | Larry Brash | 28 | Buckingham Palace = Banal UK chimp cage. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 22 | House of Representatives = Prefers a vote on the issue. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | The US Federal Bureau of Investigation = Or the unit revealing abuses due to FIFA. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | The Restricted Growth Association = It's got a certain crowd... the shorties! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Victoria's Secret = Overt scarcities. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals = Hostile aftermath for pelt on a mantelpiece. |
8 | Timothy Wig | 12 | National Rifle Association = Fire on Assailant Coalition. |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | The United States of America = I can taste freedom. I use that! |
10 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Middle East Respiratory Syndrome = Main story reported MERS is deadly. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas South = He wed her, and a chap called Elvis sang 'I Got Stung'! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 6 | USA Freedom Act = Mere data focus. |
13 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender = Aberrant sex legal in USA by design. |
14 | View | 2 | The Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church = Oh, mad hit! Hate crime up in peaceful Charleston, SC. |
Total points: | 203 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 40 | Egad! So the other day I sure was surprised, be... = I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Wo... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | A blonde was telling her friend: 'It is really ... = 'I say, I'm delighted! And now then, Sally, wh... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The World's Busiest Airports 1. Hartsfield-Jac... = 1. Atlanta has world's top flight hub! 2. Chi... |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | Clementa, Cynthia, Daniel, DePayne, Ethel, My... = All shot dead. An enemy, a citizen. Hazy da... |
5 | Richard Grantham | 17 | War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength = Greed is Parsimony Glories are Craven The News is Fact |
6 | Jason Lofts | 16 | Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving test... = Matador given frightening ... |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | The rapper Kanye West crudely "singing" Bohemia... = Brian May has spoken: "Stop the totally hopele... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The slogan: "Let's Make America Great Again!: D... = Not smart! A stark danger if road-rampaging ma... |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | Microsoft announces new Xbox One with more stor... = Tomorrow, a nation brawls to spend on next exc... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Contentious parole is suggested for the 'Blade Runner' = No regret - tough felon busted prisoner's delicate anus |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Holy fire! Thats twaddle, you idiot! Everybody knows it's Love. |
2 | Rob Bretveld | 27 | We'd obviously like that story's view today. Did Helen of Troy? |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 25 | "Hostility, however? To feed it will destroy us. Vodka, anybody?" |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | You low folk we voted in today visibly destroyed this Earth. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Now Soviets say vodka did it. Yet their theory would be folly. |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | Look out, everybody...the N.W.O.'s heavy fist will destroy it, I add. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | "Today, we do this: sit and briefly view the lovely outdoor sky. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Did try to show beauty, art, is holy: it widely evokes fond love. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | She did love dirty untidy Beast, who took a wife - lovely story! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Do, lovely folks, you have to! (With brains did we yet destroy it.) |
9 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Vanity Fair: White bloke, who's very oddly styled too, is outed. |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Hoy! That's everybody? Life's weird naive dotty outlook's wild! |
13 | Adie Pena | 3 | You heavy dairy-devoted tots will sink the world of obesity! |
13 | View | 3 | Key? We will avoid the horrible, odd, devious, softy, nosy, tatty! |
15 | Julian Lofts | 2 | We idiot honeys duly vow to defeat bloodthirsty Valkyries |
Total points: | 167 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.517) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 35 | Arnold and his wife Maggie were cleaning out th... = CHARLES AND CAMILLA'S WEDDING NIGHT. Camil... |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 28 | MEMBER STATES OF THE EUROPEAN UNION 1. Austri... = 1. Vienna 2. Flanders 3. Mountainous 4. Za... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 21 | Moses, Jesus and an old man are playing golf. M... = As the fish is falling back down into the wa... |
4 | Jason Lofts | 19 | USA Freedom Act ("... = Confused legal enactment in US condoning vill... |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | Marie, a Jamaican housemaid, asked for a big pa... = Marie: 'The second reason is I be a better co... |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | COUNTRIES WHICH STILL EAT DOG MEAT - Arctic an... = SIT! A waiting spaniel, A cute terrier, A... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Events in Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's Composite Deca... = On Day Two (in LA): 1. Tracheal shave, then ... |
Total points: | 131 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | YOU ARE OLD FATHER WILLIAM by Lewis Carroll |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 25 | As a decrepit father takes delight |
3 | David Bourke | 16 | 'Black Or White' - Michael Jackson |
4 | Julian Lofts | 11 | AMAZING GRACE |
5 | Adie Pena | 10 | HOLY CITY Marjory Wentworth |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Dog Rules |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | Notable events that occurred in June of this year |
8 | David Bourke | 4 | Dog Rules |
Total points: | 118 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.381) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | Inspect a turd = A putrid scent! |
2 | David Bourke | 19 | The Spartacus International Gay Guide = Can truly aid urge to get a pain in the ass. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | Great breasts, ~ bra get stares. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | White cotton panties = Action in the wet spot. |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 16 | The perfect breasts = Respect her best fat. |
6 | Adie Pena | 15 | From Bruce to Caitlyn = Firm boy to clear cunt! |
7 | Julian Lofts | 13 | The amorous member cums in ~ her moist mucous membrane. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Moans and groans: "Ah!!!!" = Donna has an orgasm. |
9 | Larry Brash | 9 | The Miss USA Pageant = Means huge tits asap! |
9 | Jason Lofts | 9 | Vaginal intercourse ‡ Anal servicing route. |
Total points: | 152 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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