| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 45 | The political leaders = Replace all the idiots. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Underappreciated = Appear uncredited. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | She reveals the condom ~ and he removes clothes. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | The customer is always right = How I test retail guys' charms! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Smiley emoticon = I commonly see it. |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | A collection of old snapshots = Photo tales of classic London. |
6 | Rob Bretveld | 9 | A beloved family pet dies = Alas, I feel void, empty bed. |
8 | View | 8 | You're looking disgusting = Ugly, odious, stinking ogre! |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | Political leaders = Cats all lie, period. |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | A shirtless guy ~ 's surely a sight. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Drone operator ~ or one predator. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Snow, gales and tornadoes = Down to seasonal dangers. |
13 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Top-selling singer = Girl to pen singles. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 2 | A presidential campaign slogan = Sign appealing to American lads. |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.467) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 27 | "Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" by Sarah Palin = Leader of Tea Party has no enviable wisdom. |
2 | Jason Lofts | 23 | Superhero Ant-Man ‡ Another Superman. |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | Harper Lee's novel 'To Kill A Mockingbird' = Reckon small girl prevailed in the book. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 18 | Terminator Genisys = Arnie story isn't gem. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | The music of the composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart = "Magic Flute" amazes and somehow comforts the group. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Claude Monet's impressions = So red sun in mist someplace. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Modest Mussorgsky's 'Pictures at an Exhibition' ~ is band music set to some Russki art Expo thingy. |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | The latest superhero movie Ant-Man = Oh, Marvel team puts one in theaters. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | "Goodness Gracious Me" ~ (means doc is gorgeous) |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 9 | America's song, "The Star-Spangled Banner" = Anthem rang, led in as sports races began. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Go Set a Watchman, by Harper Lee = Greet her Alabama town psyche! |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The Russian Hermitage ‡ I hang US art items here. |
13 | David Bourke | 1 | The tennis player Nicholas Kyrgios = No spirit? Oh yes...he's clearly tanking! |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 31 | Trump's position... ~ it's opportunism! |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | The presidential campaigns = Aged men pitch partisan lies. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | President Barack Obama says UK should stay in the EU = I daresay, but that's our business pal, okay? Damn cheek! |
4 | View | 15 | The Iran deal is ~ death in Israel. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 13 | Athens capitulated = It hasn't placated EU. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Pro-marijuana legislation = A joint's legal? I am in uproar! |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | Who should be voted in as the American President? = One best case: I wish I'd not have Donald Trump here! |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump = Unpopular partisan derided and belittled McCain. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Hottest July day recorded = Just too dry, they declared! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The Iran nuclear deal = Unreal and heretical. |
11 | David Bourke | 7 | The singer Michael Valentine Doonican = One nice man is called right in to Heaven! |
11 | Mark Huffman | 7 | Cecil, the famous lion, killed by American dentist = Umm...dead cat skin is NOT hairy feline collectible! |
13 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Christopher Froome wins the Tour de France again = Sad Frenchies throw urine at a foreign ectomorph. |
13 | Larry Brash | 6 | Nick Kyrgios at Wimbledon = Wantonly irksome big dick! |
13 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | The Greek bailout plan = True plight? A bleak one. |
16 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Greek pay is lent in debts = Being desperately skint. |
17 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | Sharks attack surfers off North Carolina shoreline = All fast ocean fun carries the risk of horrors, thanks. |
Total points: | 180 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.567) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 46 | Business mogul Donald Trump = Dumbass on multiple grounds. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 27 | Barack H. Obama, The President of the USA = Had task to be American hope after Bush. |
3 | Rob Bretveld | 20 | Candidate Donald Trump = Damned odd lunatic prat! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Heroics from ~ Chris Froome! |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | Baron Sewel = Born weasel. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | The American novelist Edgar Lawrence "E. L." Doctorow = To credit a name we can recognise all over the world. |
7 | Mark Huffman | 10 | President Hillary Rodham Clinton = Hellish dictator? Prim older nanny? |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | John Patrick McEnroe = Champ or not nice jerk? |
9 | Julian Lofts | 6 | The surfer Mick Fanning = Cunning shark - mere tiff. |
9 | View | 6 | Norwegian adventurer Thor Heyerdahl = Loving to wander here and there! Hurray! |
11 | Jason Lofts | 3 | The actor Michel Demitri Shalhoub alias Omar Sharif = Ooh, macho hirsute film star had charm, real abilities. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 3 | Monsieur Claude Oscar Monet = Do a color scene in art museum. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Author Harper Lee = Her tale: uproar, eh? |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Misty Copeland = Simply to dance |
15 | David Bourke | 0 | Angela Dorothea Kasner = A loan...another sad Greek. |
Total points: | 180 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 29 | The State of California = Noise, heat, traffic... a lot! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | The Dow Jones Industrial Average = I alone judge how a trader invests |
3 | Ed Pegg Jr | 20 | Windows Ten = New! It's Down! |
4 | View | 19 | Ashley Madison = O man, shady lies! |
5 | Scott Gardner | 18 | The Russian Hermitage = Art images shut in here. |
6 | Dan Fortier | 14 | Ashley Madison = Shame is on lady. |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | The National Rifle Association = Oh, no! Racial tension! Fatalities! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The Scoville Organoleptic Test ~ gets to scale over-potent chilli |
9 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Flash Player Plugin = Helpful? Paralysing. |
10 | Larry Brash | 8 | Chronic Lyme Disease ~ concealed his misery. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Subway Restaurant Chain = Was a butcher unsanitary? |
12 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | Subway Restaurant Chain = Bust a waste can in a hurry. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 3 | Scoville heat units (SHU) = Those chili values stun! |
Total points: | 180 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.433) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 50 | A lone VIP tourist is coming into Athens city a... = "Nationality?" "I am German." "Occupation?" ... |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 36 | One evening a not-so-humble guy and his wife we... = She'd caved, so the guy, Bob, saw fit to enter... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 20 | 'Get this,' said Mick, 'Last Wednesday night, ... = 'Did he get anything?' his mates said. 'Yep.... |
4 | Jason Lofts | 14 | Donald Trump, the American business magnate, in... = Vain old man in outlandish overtly straightene... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Tombstone: "Remember friend, as you pass by, ... = We buy unseasonal flowers as we aim to comfort... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | If in fact money talks in that presidential rac... = Only after the very rich buys influence, can a... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 5 | The world's top three anti-impotence drugs: 1.... = 1. Lewd genital vim 2. Vigor to thrust her 3... |
8 | Adie Pena | 4 | The Top Three Countries with the Most Debt* - ... = That item upset me: Mankind is tough on Greec... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 0 | "An unfettered pursuit of money rules. That is ... = Rich people's undue faith in vast greed is nut... |
Total points: | 143 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 39 | Shifty Nixon, inept Ford, naive Carter, utterly smooth Reagan, elder Bush, lusty Clinton, puppet Bush-- What's left fo... |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 28 | ... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 17 | He's colorful, forthright, temperamentful ... but not that responsible and very unpresidential with that unsexy, scruff... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | "Affluent trust-fund people should be richer! The Mexicans are utterly filthy! That prying POTUS wasn't born in the U... |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | Rightly postiche or toupée, The transplant drew much attention. Further puffed as soufflé, Bluntly sub... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Sixty-nine-year-old Mr Trump further proving to us that wealth sure can't buy intellect. (Uh? He plans to be Presiden... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Hope after an expensive, two-month ruthless campaign runs he ends terribly hurt and still out of office Pretty hurtful... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Iffy hair growth threatens me Thin, brevity! Must add inches Full curls help; next suffer transplant? To buy t... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | A very strange, utterly xenophobic, coiffed nutter from the United States. Spurn a tubthumper who's inherently full of ... |
10 | Rob Bretveld | 3 | That "present" is the wealthiest, most luxurious, most hyperbolic, puffed up buffoon ranting fervently then rudely erra... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Gruff unfunny spoilt tycoon: "Tut, tut! Why, in truth, those Mexicans are all rapists and evil people. Rebuff them. Ther... |
Total points: | 151 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.423) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | ... = ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 26 | Dear Dad, ... = Reply from Dad... Dear Jimmy, I realize... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Julian Lofts | 16 | The Main Characters at the Hogwarts School of W... = 1. Valorous orphan with scar 2. Youthful, de... |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | THE MODERN CONSTELLATIONS 1. Andromeda 2. Ant... = 1. I'm a lass 2. air pump 3. exotic bird 4... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | There are seven mischievous misses that wish to... = 1. She fabricates fictitious rumors. 2. She... |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | 1. John Ellis Bush 2. Benjamin Solomon Carson ... = 1. Hell, I shun jobs. 2. Men, I can loan *mo... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | Seven retired Jewish fellows in Miami, Florida ... = Don't make an awful situation any worse." "... |
8 | Jason Lofts | 1 | This year's Wimbledon men's singles seeds: 1 ... = 1 Skinny Serbian flimflammer 2 Admired Swiss... |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Adie Pena | 29 | THE LAST TRUMP by Banjo Paterson |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | PHANTASMAGORIA - CANTO I (The Trystyng ) By Lewis Carroll |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | Dear Donald, I'm begging you: Run! |
5 | Julian Lofts | 6 | The Circle of Life (from the Lion King Musical) |
6 | Adie Pena | 3 | There once was a Lion King fan |
7 | Rosie Perera | 2 | In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight |
Total points: | 98 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 35 | The bordello = Olde brothel. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 28 | The anti-impotence drug Viagra = I get to cum in her parted vagina. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | Anti-impotence drugs = Penis turned to magic! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Milf site calls her vagina ~ Flashing a vertical smile. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 17 | See her hot wet panties = He wishes to penetrate. |
6 | Adie Pena | 15 | Donald Trump, Sr. = Mr. Slop-and-Turd. |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | Armistead Maupin = "It's a man I'm up, dear!" |
8 | View | 2 | A derriere = I.e. red rear |
Total points: | 142 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.320) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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