| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 51 | There is lot of pain and hate ~ at the end of a relationship. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | I am sensing through that set called ~ sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 22 | Televangelist = Elegant TV lies. |
4 | Rob Bretveld | 17 | Megachurch = Charge much. (Awardsmaster Choice Award) |
5 | Jason Lofts | 16 | Western civilisation ~ is violent, incites war. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) = Odd? Sad? Curse it, I'm super-smart! |
7 | Tyler Severance | 8 | Mad genius = I made guns.. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Four Seasons: 1. Spring 2. Summer 3. Fall 4. Winter = 1. Sap flows 2. Sun merriments 3. Hunters 4. A log fire |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | The Four Seasons: 1. Spring 2. Summer 3. Fal... = 1. Fresh; purer 2. Sun; simmering 3. Last le... |
10 | View | 4 | The innocents = No sin then, etc. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | You're soaking. Let's get you out of those wet ... = Look, guy I set a tough test - to focus eyes o... |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | The start of a new school year = Fresh teachers on way to a lot! |
13 | Julian Lofts | 1 | The irony will be lost on him = Elbow the silly moron, I hint. |
14 | David Bourke | 0 | At the end of a relationship = Life that pains one...or death? |
14 | Larry Brash | 0 | I felt age = Get a life! |
14 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Discombobulated = So, a doubt climbed. |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.571) |
1 | David Bourke | 40 | The guitarist Peter Townshend = Interesting...started up The Who. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The beautiful, blonde singer Agnetha Ase Faltskog ~ is the tuneful Abba golden-gal I sag at the knees for! |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | Guy Ritchie's motion picture 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' = Cut to much more intrigue; another nice spy film! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Straight Outta Compton, directed by Gary Gray = Homeboy cut 'gangsta rap' record - a gritty ditty. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 16 | Italian Renaissance portraits = Career as an artist in oil paints. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Snopes.com - Rumour Has It = Is so much spam true or no? |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Rowling's Harry Potter tales = Print Hogwart story... a seller! |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 9 | Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption = That Andy is a prisoner who knew hard math. |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | How could Sega become relevant again? = Go create a bunch o' all-new video games. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The Interpol Stolen Works of Art database = To refer to and show total pastel break-ins. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | CIA agent Napoleon Solo and KGB agent Illya Kur... = Talking and inseparable in U.N.C.L.E.? Okay, o... |
12 | View | 3 | Western = We stern. |
13 | Mark Huffman | 0 | The Beatles bassist Paul McCartney = ETA: absent! Must accept Billy Shears! |
Total points: | 166 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 24 | GOP presidential candidates = A disappointing set declared. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 23 | Migrant smugglers = Man's grim struggle. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | The Republican presidential candidates = Dipshit set lead in an unpredictable race. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Trump's leading = Trade slumping. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 17 | Ashley Madison gets sued in US court over data breach = Adultery site uncovered America's husbands - has to go! |
6 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Century-old message in a bottle washes up = Letter has swum by gales upon ocean tides. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | The Republican real estate mogul = Trump, an ultra ego, is he electable? |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | Secretary Hillary Clinton's classified emails = Confidentially, it's a rash, careless, silly crime! |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | The world sprint double = Lord, Bolt, run with speed. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | A presidential hopeful, Donald J. Trump ~ found a rapid jump in the related polls. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Soudelor batters China = Hurricane tastes blood. |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.407) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 42 | The Republican Donald Trump = A rich, pampered, blunt old nut! |
2 | Adie Pena | 29 | Donald and Melania Trump = Old Man and Platinum Dear. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Those felons Ronald "Ronnie" and Reginald "Reggie" Kray = Dire killers ran a gory gang here in East End of London. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 16 | Noel Biderman ‡ Mr 'Alone in Bed'. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Neil deGrasse Tyson = Single-eyed on stars? |
6 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Donald Trump's third spouse Melania = Madam should stop presidential run. |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | Hillary Clinton, the President of the USA = This is plainly clear: No need of the truth! |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Laurie Anderson = Lou Reed’s Narnia. |
9 | Larry Brash | 6 | Doug and Dinsdale Piranha = Paranoid? I'd deal handguns. |
10 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Vester Lee Flanagan, aka "Bryce Williams" = A savage, manic, feral, beastly new killer. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Trump is "a nontraditional candidate" = Adroit at dramatic innuendo -- plans it. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | American actor Clinton (Clint) Eastwood, Jr. ~ ran into a clinic to tame and correct jowls. |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 37 | The Republicans = Buncha reptiles! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 26 | Olive Garden Signature Italian Dressing = Is salt, grease, oil and vinegar true dining? |
2 | Scott Gardner | 26 | International Mathematical Olympiad = I am a polynomial and arithmetic talent. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Victoria's Secret Dream Angels newest collection = Classic lingerie created to cover women's talents. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | The Windows Ten operating system = Yes, time to get ninth new password! |
5 | View | 9 | Windows Ten = Wits' end now. |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | Los Angeles, California = Car loans. Gasoline. Life. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 8 | The Ashley Madison site = Oh, it's steamy headlines! |
9 | Hans-Peter Reich | 7 | The Windows Operating System = Gates' money press. Down with it. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | The Flat Earth Society = Rot! They lie, hate facts. |
10 | David Bourke | 5 | The Welsh Mountain Sheep Society = Intense shame...they wish to couple! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 4 | The Venice-Simplon Orient Express = Her expensive online trips cost me! |
13 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | ChristianMingle.com = I'm chronicling mates. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | The Windows Ten Operating System ~ is tested to power many new things. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.519) |
1 | Adie Pena | 19 | The Top Five Nations with the Highest Gun Owner... = 5. Persons with shotguns 4. Identified 'war ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 18 | ... = ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 17 | A wife, raging, hit her startled husband. 'I fo... = 'Oh, just the name of a ... a new dog I bet on... |
4 | Rob Bretveld | 16 | Several types of discrimination: 1. Racism 2.... = 1. Bigots 2. Dismissive patriarchy 3. Me, a ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Are there nine senses? 1. Sight 2. Hearing 3... = 1. Light 2. Echoic tempo 3. Lips' choice 4.... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney an... = Class group join great harmony in a Northern E... |
7 | Jason Lofts | 10 | The cardinal compass points are North, East, We... = Oh, we captains consult them and/or stars to s... |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 9 | This man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: = "Ow! Bless it! Man, that is a rotten bar—sneaky and hard!" |
8 | Mark Huffman | 9 | Dishonest, untrue cheaters went on Ashley Madis... = No! A study finds that only three in ten thous... |
10 | David Bourke | 6 | The late Priscilla Maria Veronica White, OBE (t... = Essential listening in the "Hit Parade" way ba... |
11 | Julian Lofts | 4 | Star Wars could be coming to two of the Disney ... = Might mean said lucky fans see robots Rtwo-Dtw... |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | What an outrageous obliteration. It is a real ... = Trent bridge: Australia lose a game to one ma... |
13 | Scott Gardner | 1 | The Ashley Madison account holder information breach ‡ For one rich, handsome man to conceal his adultery habit... |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.542) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | His romantic analysis is a warning: "Never underestimate the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!" |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | I sense Adam had it easy: he's got the nice garden and a sultry virgin, but no mother-in-law! |
3 | Larry Brash | 16 | The wedding ring commits a husband to endure in his eternal earthly voyage as a saint. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | A Dirty Harry's thoughts on being wed and electron hits in a gale as a divine amusement |
5 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Is "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" star saying men can endure their asinine marital vows? |
6 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Dirty Harry's unable to guarantee to commit, wed, given the ladies and his shenanigans! |
7 | Don Fortier | 8 | Harry is behind the adage: "Women are angels that idiot men (as guys) can turn into devils." |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | And divorce is arranged the same day in a hell run by minions with tough estate agents. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | Bristling in a truly intense anger, she sought to divorce a man. Went ahead. Made his day. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | Matrimonial downsides: - Budgeting - No variety - The heartaches - Shenanigans - Adultery. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Do imagine a testy husband and his testy woman clashing ever louder in the rain. Great! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 5 | "I heard it said young Beau Anneson got wed." "Really? Serves him right, I can't stand the man." |
13 | Julian Lofts | 1 | I bet Ashley Madison's urge is to wed Tinder, sing 'Hava Nagilah' at ceremony and then rut. |
13 | David Bourke | 1 | Naughty David: "I'm on that Ashley Madison register...Catherine's not unaware. Single bed!" |
Total points: | 138 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.609) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | The young female teacher asked her class of kid... = A seven-year old boy and his five-year old li... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 30 | THE MIME AND THE LION One day an out-of-work ... = Not wanting to lose the attention of his audi... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | GOP Debate Candidates: 1. Donald Trump 2. Je... = 1. Top rich prick 2. W's brother 3. Corrupt... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Worst abuse of performance-enhancing drugs/aids... = A Lot of Preeminent Culprits, Idiots and Imbe... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | I still recall where I was when I heard the new... = 1. Experiencing tonsillitis. Mother's trust w... |
5 | Adie Pena | 5 | The fiery and irrational libeller gets his kick... = Gail Collins, Arianna Huffington, Megyn Kelly... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 5 | I still recall where I was when I heard the new... = 1. In fact, I was a teeny one (less than a mo... |
8 | David Bourke | 4 | I still recall where I was when I heard the new... = 1. Watching Rangers reserves beat Hearts. 2... |
Total points: | 118 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | OH I WISH I'D LOOKED AFTER ME TEETH By Pam Ayres |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 34 | SICK |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry (from Kentucky, USA) |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | The race has been thrown out of kilter |
5 | Adie Pena | 6 | It seems Trump is a very tough cat. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | It seems Trump is a very tough cat. |
Total points: | 110 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | A horse kick that finds the groin, man. = Damn! It's a hoof right in the knackers! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Vertical smile = I'm a clever slit. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 16 | The prime Republican candidate Donald Trump = Part demented rich bald cunt popular in media. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | An erection lasting more than four hours ‡ Natural scenario for the enormous thing. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 13 | The sexual addiction centre = Is that an erection? Excluded! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Melania's strap on dildo = It promises Donald anal. |
7 | Adie Pena | 8 | Torn underwear = Unwanted error. |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | Keegan Hirst = The "Arse King." |
Total points: | 104 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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