| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 35 | I'm not scared = I don't scream. |
2 | Dean Mayer | 18 | Your worst nightmares ~ are thus most worrying. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Completing your first marathon race? = Train for your great accomplishment! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Cyanide pills = Aid spy in cell. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Free online dictionary = Nicer aid I often rely on. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Stay-at-home mothers = Those? Most are a myth. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 9 | Pre-Christmas sale = Mart slashes price. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 8 | A steal ~ at sale |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The tailor needs ~ a shirt to needle. |
10 | Larry Brash | 6 | The medical conference = Theme "Decline of Cancer". |
10 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Pre-Christmas bargains = This embarrassing crap. |
12 | View | 4 | The used cars salesman = He's smart, can use deals. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | The marriage contract = Reach romantic target. |
14 | Adie Pena | 2 | The vinaigrette salad dressing = I'd started eating lavish greens. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | There's a sucker born every minute = Huckster retains buyer even more. |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 22 | The Most Valuable Player = "Alpha male" result by vote. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The producer Sam Simon = Created Simpson humor. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The Hunger Games series of adventure novels = Teen stars have grossed huge revenue on film. |
4 | Larry Brash | 12 | Pops by those ~ Pet Shop Boys. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | The Evening Standard Theatre Awards = I had a grand event where stars attend. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The singer Carly Elisabeth Simon = All her magic's in 'Boys in the Trees'. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | "Brooklyn", the story of a young Irish immigrant to USA = My, you might think it's about glory for Saoirse Ronan! |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | Singer Carly Elisabeth Simon = Increasingly miserable tosh! |
9 | View | 7 | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert = Poll: watch the new host; he is better. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | Webster's Third New International Dictionary ~ contained words. Saw it in the |
11 | Julian Lofts | 4 | The San Diego SeaWorld orcas = Sad whales escorting a rodeo. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 4 | 'Spring Bouquet': M. Pierre-Auguste Renoir = Requiring marguerites: our best open up! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Kansas City Royals win the World Series = Dear New York wails in hysterics at loss. |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.565) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 33 | The carnage in Paris = Heart-searing panic. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 22 | Drug cheats = Reds caught. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 21 | Bataclan Theatre, Paris = Arabs threaten capital. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | President Francois Hollande: "An act of war." = France! France! Do not allow deaths in Paris! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Donald Trump reaches new lows = Now nut's speech alarmed world. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | The Republicans' main candidate = It's Trump? He led?!... Can I be Canadian? :( |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | Paris, France = RIP en fracas. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | It's a vote to authorise air strikes ~ as I have to take out ISIS terrorist. |
7 | David Bourke | 5 | The Bataclan, Paris = Arabs in that place. |
7 | View | 5 | Terrorism has no religion = No, ignore this error. Islam!!! |
7 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Chipotle restaurants close in Pacific Northwest = Watch reaction of E. coli in US: Sphincters splatter! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 4 | This year's Black Friday shopping events = Pay less and every High St's back in profit! |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Could Donald Trump get any worse? = Goal: upset country, madden world? |
14 | Scott Gardner | 1 | Bataclan Theater in Paris = Arab threat entails panic. |
Total points: | 143 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.583) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 29 | The retired pediatric neurosurgeon Ben S. Carson = Here is a career doctor running to be US president. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards = Jerking geriatric knight and charmless ol' sod. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The Author Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) = Teacher designs a world Alice would stroll through. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The infamous Adolf ~ had foul manifesto. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Ismael Omar Mostefai = I am fearsome to Islam. |
6 | View | 10 | Carly Elisabeth Simon = A real symbol; nice hits. |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | The New Zealand rugby player Jonah Tali Lomu = Well, he had an amazing journey....all but poetry. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 8 | The democratic socialist Bernie Sanders = As a debater, he does criticise Mrs. Clinton. |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | The musician and bandleader Hoagy Carmichael = "Heart and Soul" gained acclaim and he may be rich. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | Katniss Everdeen = Teen saved 'er skin. |
11 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Actor Forest Whitaker = Theatrics work a forte. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | U.S. Presidential Candidate Benjamin "Ben" Carson, Sr. = A strict marijuana ban, or bliss ends in dependence. |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The London Trainspotters Association = Loco nerds that position near stations. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria militant group = Its military is in a quest to form a grand caliphate. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Daesh with ~ deathwish. |
4 | Hans-Peter Reich | 13 | The New York Marathon = Who ran yet another km? |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | Church of Scientology Volunteer Ministers = Tom Cruise 'rightfully' convinces other ones? |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | The National Geographic Channel on television = One scene: avalanche originating on the hilltop. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | The Radisson Blu Hotel, Mali = Oh man, it is troubled as hell. |
8 | David Bourke | 8 | The Association of Pet Behaviour Counsellors = Nice to hear about...a school for violent pussies! |
9 | Scott Gardner | 7 | Seattle, Washington = State is along the NW. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Saint-Denis = An ISIS dent. |
10 | View | 5 | Princeton University, United States = Nice spirit; not every student is a nut. |
12 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Tramontana sports car ~ as transport on tarmac. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Received Pronunciation (the Queen's English) = Her rude lines given in one quite posh accent. |
12 | Larry Brash | 4 | The normal brain ‡ Berlin Marathon. |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.609) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 29 | Mary May, a blonde, went to a store. 'I'd like... ~ and, teary, begged earnestly: 'I'd like to bu... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Top Five Highest Earning Dead Celebrities 2015 ... = 1. 'Billy Jean', 'Thriller', 'Bad', all help ... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." ‡ "Oh, but you may disregard o... |
4 | John Ramos | 12 | Months of the year: 1. January 2. February ... = 1. Cold 2. My true honey bunch 3. Mr. B... |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | President François Gérard Georges Nicolas Hollande = A grand person declared ISIS foreigners can go to Hell! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Doctor, I have had such terrible difficulty goi... = This curt, basic advice: Lie right on the edge... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 9 | The modes of transport include: 1. Air 2. Ra... = 1. Plane 2. Train 3. Electric car, a moped ... |
8 | David Bourke | 6 | The Walt Disney cartoon characters Mickey and Mi... = Ace story! Cinematic rodents who certainly seem... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a d... ~ have his coffee in a pot there, and I guarante... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 3 | The newest Prime Minister of Australia, the Righ... ~ "Tell them I'm a tough, nearsighted republican,... |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 0 | How many people actually saw Donald Trump’s biz... = Blimey! Many saw a crazy wound up ape prattle ... |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 23 | I've many mistresses. It's cool. We feed; enjoy sex; feed; sex. How? 'Cos I'm a jackrabbit! |
2 | Adie Pena | 15 | Seems I miss my exes, Jane often jokes. If we lived to screw, Icy babe's hard to coax. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | "As some obsessed man, rejected by a woman I coexist with, I jerk off excessively!" |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | "I axed my mate's excess joystick. A chef's job. It's over in some weeds." - Wife Lorena B. |
4 | David Bourke | 12 | As it seems I can't even coax a blowjob (I wish!)...my remedy is to jerk-off excess seed. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | "I object?! I wish! My sad SOB's often like Xmas: Comes once a year!" - Jester's vexed wife |
7 | Ellie Dent | 6 | We enjoy famed, obese British comic's trade: family jokes. Sex was not excessive! |
8 | Carson Trump | 5 | "Jeb! CAN'T fix it as he is wee, so wee (very flaccid). So me, I make do on sex toys!" - Jeb's Mrs. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 5 | View jested: "My Mrs. is also one icebox whose ass excites men. Betrayed, I jack off." |
8 | Larry Brash | 5 | Rejected eh?, No sexy affairs? Sick wives? So... some blow jobs may excite me instead. |
11 | View | 3 | Memo: Why sex ain't bad joke, affected sin or evil screw? O, boys, see - sex is majestic!!! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Jest may be oxymoron. If wife rejects mid-bed access he seeks, 'sex' was violation. |
13 | John Ramos | 2 | "Yes, my ex-dancer wife Cassie Dee's motto is FIX IT," jokes Mac. "She never blows a job." |
13 | Julian Lofts | 2 | "Mojo's a joke! Wise bossy feminists excel, have sex twice if romanced by dearest." |
15 | Maurice Goddard | 0 | Cow's become a cheesy battleaxe! I dismiss joy's desire as vixen won't jerk me off!!" |
15 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Web-wise joker has no joy in bed, omitted ecstasy, safe from excessive climaxes. |
Total points: | 118 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.800) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | STATE TROOPERS An old couple are traveling c... = A trooper waves down a car and tells the dri... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 29 | A photographer, who was also a confirmed athies... = And then the startled athiest heard a boomin... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | ... = 5. Set a microwave timer, and hit "Stop" but... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 8 | It is the fortieth anniversary of the best-sell... = Thousands nod - a very rich, electrifying or... |
5 | Adie Pena | 5 | 10 Things NOT to Buy on BLACK FRIDAY: - Smartpho... = To Survive the BLACK FRIDAY Challenge, 4 Tips... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Donald Trump on Syrian refugees: "I want to sur... = Hallelujah, Lord! Future president making a... |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | John Ramos | 33 | The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 24 | THANKSGIVING By Edgar Albert Guest |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Inexplicable Halloween horror stories that are guaranteed to terrify those people with a short attention span. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | DEATH IN LEAMINGTON By Sir John Betjeman |
6 | Jason Lofts | 3 | Under the Parisian Sky |
6 | Adie Pena | 3 | Thank You For Inviting Us |
6 | View | 3 | People's names anagrammed into US states |
Total points: | 105 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | Doctor, I've this nightmare of a dream... = For the record, ma'am, I don't give a shit. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 20 | Vigorous amatory penile thrusting = Spurt your gel into her moist vagina. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | 'Reclining Nude' by Amedeo Clemente Modigliani = Nice eye-material (model on bed including minge!) |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Usual staying power of the male in reality = I was asleep only roughly a minute after it! |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | The American actress and singer Miley Cyrus = Satanic girl: "See my cherries, my arse and cunt!" |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | An inexperienced lass ‡ Penis and real nice sex. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Naked lassies = A lad sees skin. |
8 | Larry Brash | 7 | A shirt lifter = Flirt, hit arse. |
Total points: | 113 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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