| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | The impulsive disorder 'trichotillomania' = Loose-minded victims rip all their hair out. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 31 | Old wife's tale = Told a few lies. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 28 | Love and hope and charity = Oh, they can and do prevail! |
4 | Scott Gardner | 20 | The true meaning of Christmas = |
4 | Julian Lofts | 20 | Clean energy technologies = Selecting "green". Hey, no coal! |
6 | Jason Lofts | 17 | It's a consumer ~ as in customer. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | The traditional Christmas = It had this starlit romance... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Dying with a smile on your face = It's when/if an orgy claimed you! |
8 | Larry Brash | 8 | The end of the world as we know it. = The final two words: Hot weekend! |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | Dying with a smile on your face = Finality? Sure! Why, I come and go! |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | The great American novel = It can move, enthral... agree? |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Like a lamb to the slaughter = Let meek baas through it all. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Pot-laced brownies = Weed crop into slab. |
14 | View | 3 | Huge lie = Guile, eh? |
Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Larry Brash | 36 | Crime Scene Investigation = Nice enigmatic series on TV. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Artist Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Adoration of the Magi' = A trio headed on foot to visit a star-child in a manger. |
3 | Mark Huffman | 23 | "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" = Snow? I fear he might admit racism! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | How you improve at Scrabble = Be pro with some vocabulary. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Salvador Dali's art piece "The Persistence of Memory" = If I dare to compare his landscape style to Vermeer's... |
6 | David Bourke | 14 | The soap actress Dame Barbara Ann Windsor DBE ~ is one sharp bar-steward on a BBC East End drama. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | "And may all your Christmases be white" = Dream? Bah! The snow is actually misery! |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The films by Leonardo di Caprio ~ are damn prolific bloody shite. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | "It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to" = Frowny, in dismay, I'll attract pity. |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Carole King album 'Tapestry' = Slick hot LP by a true great name. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens = Has corny sick lad character, bless 'im! |
12 | Scott Gardner | 7 | The French painter Hilaire Germain Edgar Degas = He preferred a dancing gal there in his art image. |
13 | View | 6 | Magical Mystery Tour, The Beatles = Maybe really great, hottest music. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Artist Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Adoration of the Magi' = A trio has varied gifts to donate to one Marian child. |
15 | John Ramos | 4 | The great American novel = A large, rich tome; an event. |
Total points: | 204 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.441) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 35 | American gun deaths = Mind the carnage, USA! |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 34 | The Miss Universe pageant = Steve's pausing... "I meant her!" |
3 | Jason Lofts | 31 | Donald Trump is no longer a laughing matter = Dump that illegal, dangerous, ranting moron! |
4 | John Ramos | 25 | New Year's resolutions = Yes, I run now. Or eat less. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | The Paris Agreement = "Spare Earth" meeting |
6 | Julian Lofts | 15 | Paris climate talks = Alarmist, skeptical. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The Republican campaigns = Incapable Trump is 'Change'?! |
8 | Scott Gardner | 8 | Recent Southern California shooting = Ah, reason for gun control in the cities! |
9 | View | 7 | Nations near historic deal to slow global warming = Bring a local war on total gas emission in the world. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | The San Bernardino, California massacre = So, can't horrified Americans ban arsenal? |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | The Christmas fruitcake = Chef's trick: it has rum. Eat! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The Paris Agreement on Climate Change = Green meeting claim: cap on Earth's heat. |
13 | Linus Minimax | 3 | Martin Shkreli arrested = Dirt's his eternal marker. |
14 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Chelsea have fired their manager Jose Mourinho = Dr Eva - "Man, I'm refusing to rejoice. ... |
Total points: | 203 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | David Bourke | 43 | Kim Kardashian and Kanye West = A kinky Miss, and a hated wanker. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 28 | Austrian composer Schubert = Superb music to an orchestra. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 27 | Angela Merkel: Time Person of the Year = Title honors a key German female peer |
4 | Adie Pena | 22 | The activist Rosa Louise McCauley Parks = Hate my colour? I spark a U.S. civil test case! |
5 | Jason Lofts | 15 | US President Barack Hussein Obama ~ is thus named because kin's pro-Arab? |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Germany's Chancellor Angela Dorothea Merkel = A mean career challenge: grandmotherly looks. |
7 | View | 12 | Matthias Schoenaerts = So, he's that cinema star. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Sir Maurice Micklewhite's other name is ~ Michael Caine. We surmise it irks mother. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The late, great Joan Alexandra Molinsky (Rivers) ~ narrated lengthier sex jokes; many lavatorial. |
10 | Linus Minimax | 7 | Syed Rizwan Farook = Sin froze a workday. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The British astronaut, Timothy Peake = They embark Earth, up to hit I.S.Station! |
Total points: | 192 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 40 | The Middle Eastern region = Religion's demented heart. |
2 | Jason Lofts | 31 | Subscriber identification module (SIM) = I'm card found in mobile - I secure its bits. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 26 | The American Civil Liberties Union = On inhumanities, I'll ever be a critic. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 22 | Arches National Park, USA = A rock's in a natural shape. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Jerusalem syndrome = "My Lord Jesus near me!" |
6 | Larry Brash | 13 | Kia Sportage = i.e got a spark. |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | Statue of Liberty National Monument, Ellis Island. = Not at all a sunny life made better to millions in U.S. |
8 | David Bourke | 12 | Chelsea Ladies = All said "cheese!" |
9 | View | 6 | Kremlin palace, Moscow = Likes commonplace war. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Jólabókaflóđ (Icelandic for Christmas Book Flood) = Look, a localised fjord of hardback fiction blooms! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Ancient Wonder of the World: The Great Pyramid of Giza = Raw method for eternalizing a dec'd Egyptian of worth. |
Total points: | 190 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.344) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 48 | Top Five Leonardo DiCaprio Movies (Rolling Ston... = 1. Tragic shipwreck 2. Control of minds 3. D... |
2 | Jason Lofts | 36 | "The one thing women don't want to find in thei... = An original joke how she didn't want to confro... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | What secrets lie behind the doors of my advent calendar? = This one held twenty-five dear Mars-branded chocolates. |
4 | David Bourke | 18 | The Motörhead vocalist and bass guitarist Ian F... = Had trio into skull symbols, German militaria.... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 15 | GOP candidate Ben Carson wants U.S. troops at t... = Now that paranoid bastard's a concern: can't b... |
6 | John Ramos | 14 | Working nuclear fusion machine--a "stellarator"... = Green and low-risk atomic fuels running our ea... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria ... = Ciao! I'm one iconic man. I can do melodic ope... |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | Ellis Island, the Statue of Liberty National Monument = Not at all a sunny life made better in the US to millions. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 6 | For unto you is born this day in the city of Dav... = As Christian, I'd honoured day of nativity of ... |
Total points: | 175 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
1 | David Bourke | 37 | The Syrian tot, his mute, lifeless figure washed-up on a hot beach cove. RIP. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Santa Claus - good how his cheerful behaviour typifies the present time! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Tony Crafter, as he is top of our league with his published achievements! |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | Caitlyn/Bruce for s/he is a tough wo/man of value despite her/his epithets. |
6 | View | 11 | Myself, because I have one goal - to reach friendship without the purists. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 10 | Trump, that offensive GOP hothead, because he is sure to ice Hillary's win! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | a diminutive Loretta Lynch, because she uses her high power to stop FIFA |
9 | John Ramos | 5 | great Cthulhu. So worship and fear his voice, ye feeble pissant, thou mite. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Cait: WTF? A he/she/it, fairy, eunuch, hopeless homo, or latest US bi-gender VIP? |
11 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Charlie Sheen, fatuous egoist with HIV. He pretends "I'm a careful boy". Stop!!!! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Hillary, because she, the favorite Democrat, puts up with one hissing foe. |
Total points: | 166 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 29 | To Whom My Concern [sic] I have been the pers... = This man is a major concern: I recently ex... |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | ... = At a hasty conference Wednesday morning, she ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 27 | SOME STATE MOTTOS Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have ... = Minnesota: Ten Thousand Attractive Lakes ...... |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | The systems of the human body: 1. musculoskele... = Items from each: 1. my bones 2. arteries 3... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 13 | A Long List of All of The James Bond Movies Per... = 1. Tanned Ursula Andress 2. The Lektor devic... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Ten things happy people don’t care for: 1. Age... = Ten things I plan to do before I depart: 1. ... |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | The systems of the human body: 1. musculoskele... = 1. Frame 2. Red trickle 3. Your eyes 4. Co... |
8 | Adie Pena | 4 | 13,141 instances to be dangerous from Thanksgivi... = Ingredients for an EGGNOG recipe courtesy of A... |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
1 | David Bourke | 34 | "Wasn't Expecting That" by Jamie Lawson |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | 2 jokes |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | THE CHRISTMAS SONG by Nat King Cole |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE |
5 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Excerpt from The Grinch's Theme Song |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | WHITE CHRISTMAS Bing Crosby |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | "It was the best of times. |
Total points: | 108 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Adie Pena | 20 | What gives men a hard-on? = Show me the darn vagina! |
2 | David Bourke | 19 | "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" (the Miley Cyrus version) = Consistently assuring America: "I Love To Show My Cunt!" |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | Hill officials' reputations = Politicians are full of shit! |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | The Islamic State = It's "Eat camel shit!" |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The large tit in a movie scene = It gives the male an erection. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | Sleeping around = Spread-leg union |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | What are your passions? = Oh, I want a pussy or arse! |
7 | View | 8 | Flushed lusty pig = "Delightful pussy!" |
9 | Tony Crafter | 6 | 'Boys In The Trees: A Memoir' by Carly Simon = 'Horny Men's Erotic Times' by Mysore Labia |
10 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Those so called feminine sanitary products = Yeah, tampons inside cunt also deter frolics. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 5 | The orgasmic explosion = Girl has sex on top. I come! |
12 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Vaginal intercourse ‡ Never arousing a clit. |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.545) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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