| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Scott Gardner | 18 | The summer vacation = It must have romance. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Video game player = I may develop rage! |
3 | Larry Brash | 16 | Lithium carbonate = I calm out the brain. |
4 | David Bourke | 14 | Who should pay on the first date? ~ He should do, if he wants to party! |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | Waterproof watches = What sea crew opt for. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | A friendly divorce = Verify cordial end. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | If you want something done, ask a busy person = Not some fun guy who basks in one-day parties. |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Drastic measure = It's a murder case. |
8 | View | 7 | Not too daring? ~ Don't go to Iran. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Cough and splutter ~ that lungs produce. |
11 | Tyler Severance | 6 | TV entertainment codes = Advertisement content. |
12 | John Ramos | 5 | Bathroom tissue = Oh, I smear butt so. |
12 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | A lawyer is ~ liar, we say. |
14 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Failed implants = Maiden's pitfall. |
15 | Christopher Davis | 3 | Global Thermonuclear War = A wrong, cruel, or lethal BAM. |
16 | Julian Lofts | 2 | "Spot the difference" ~ decrees the Pontiff. |
17 | Snyder | 0 | High caliber of intelligence = The logical, enriching belief |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.680) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 34 | French painter Claude Oscar Monet = Picture scene of Norman cathedral. |
2 | Adie Pena | 32 | 'Ice Age: Collision Course' in Three-D = Serious ecological incident here. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 27 | The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals = Harsh honesty is theme in beautiful song. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The musical 'Miss Saigon'. The original stage-show ~ sees Ms Lea Salonga, who is outright magic in this. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Claude Oscar Monet's oil painting Women in the Garden = So, platinum white and green color dominating a scene. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The early Netherlandish painter Hieronymus Bosch = Best in holy harmony, rich pleasures, inherent death. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Chris Evans steps down from Top Gear = Fop sensed TV car program's shite now. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Shel Silverstein = Hit illness verse. |
Total points: | 143 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 22 | Recent deaths in Baton Rouge are ~ about intense Negro race hatred. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 20 | Philando Castile = I, the cop-slain lad. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Drug-resistant bacteria = Treat a disturbing scare. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | Hillary versus Donald = Her rival's loud and sly. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | The recent police shootings in Dallas = The color clash to ignite endless pain. |
6 | Larry Brash | 8 | The European shootings = One hears: "Enough! Stop it!" |
6 | Rob Bretveld | 8 | Bernie endorses Hillary = Need his ornery liberals. |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Fatal police shootings = Slogan: politics of hate. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | Yugoslavia's Melania Trump = O my! A nut values plagiarism! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Sam Allardyce is England's new football manager = As fans all baldly agree - mad selection, wrong man. |
10 | Christopher Davis | 5 | Who loves the orange-faced xenophobic man? = Can not even -- oh! Whole Fox demographic base?!? |
10 | View | 5 | Bastille Day celebrations = O, really bad blast! (site: Nice) |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Clinton and Kaine = At one in a DNC link. |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | "Woe to that land that’s govern’d by a child!" = God, that's why I can't love Donald, the brat! |
14 | David Bourke | 4 | Nice, Alpes-Maritimes = Irate Islam specimen. |
16 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Hillary Clinton names Tim Kaine as her running mate = Many like this Senator -- an alluring, eminent, rich man. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.667) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 36 | The British ex-Prime Minister David Cameron = Brexit did him in. It meant his PM career's over. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Roger Ailes = Serial ogre. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | Democrat Tim Kaine = I'm on a dream ticket! |
4 | Rob Bretveld | 18 | First Lady Michelle Obama = Fab mom said "Elect Hillary!" |
5 | View | 9 | The celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay = My food's clean, rich, thereby great! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 7 | The Australian tennis player Nicholas Kyrgios = A shockingly unpleasant loser. Ay, he is irritant. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | Billionaire candidate Donald Trump = A traditional, old minded Republican. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 6 | Ms. Nicola Sturgeon = Am one ruling Scots. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | British Prime Minister, Theresa May= I remain - remember this party is shit. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Anagram into a real musical name = María Lea Carmen Imutan Salonga. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | President Trump of the USA = A triumph of stud pretense! |
12 | Adie Pena | 4 | Model and designer Melania Knauss Trump = Slender mum and one unmasked plagiarist! |
13 | David Bourke | 2 | The singer Cherilyn Sarkisian = An hysterical shrieking siren. |
14 | John Ramos | 1 | Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor ~ is large, dorky radio wrangler. |
15 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Fox News chief Roger Eugene Ailes = A huge sex offense; we're recoiling! |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 35 | United States of America = A race feud taints it some. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 26 | Promenade des Anglais, Nice, France = Scene of peril and carnage, men said. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 18 | Democratic National Convention = Accord in a vote: nominate Clinton. |
4 | turnip | 16 | Cartier watches ~ are wrist cachet. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | Baton Rouge = Negro about. |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | Scotch Tape = So patch etc. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | The Democratic National Convention = Chaotic - control not even maintained! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | The Delta Aquarids meteor shower = Heralded quite a remote star show. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio = Anticipate convivial noon luncheon and rebellion! |
9 | Jason Lofts | 3 | Theranos, Inc. = Sanction her! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 2 | The English Heritage site, Dover castle = Visit the seaside, gorge, then call there. |
11 | Paul Klenk | 2 | Black Lives Matter = Blackmail. Reset TV. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Rob Bretveld | 21 | Donald Trump's five children: 1. Donald Junior... = 1. First born, jerk 2. Lovely, candid 3. Pro... |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | The United States First Lady Michelle Robinson Obama = But to the distaste of many, Melania cribs her old lines! |
2 | Julian Lofts | 20 | The Three Wives of The Republican Donald Trump:... = Hmm, a lustful bloke! We are: 1. A vain Czec... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | English Football team's last five managers: 5.... = 5. Famed love rat 4. Hopeless bugger 3. Care... |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | When everybody fights to "Save The Whales", the ... ~ So, if "Black Lives Matter", then help! Why d... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 9 | Computer systems used by Clinton campaign are s... = Cynics may say dishonest Republican Trump prob... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 7 | A troubled Dave prays repeatedly. 'God, I've los... ~ 'I've been prudent, really good. Help! PLEASE a... |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | The Australian tennis player Nicholas Hilmy Kyrgios = This rat, he genuinely has not any primary social skill. |
9 | Christopher Davis | 3 | Artist Builds Mini Wall Around Trump's Hollywoo... = Tourist walkway artform: Small, odd, dumber, w... |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | At his campaign rally last weekend in the city ... ~ Talk show pundit Conan (edit): "Fueled by all ... |
Total points: | 113 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.526) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 35 | ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | A heroic father on TV the other day, Spoke of trouble in the NRA. "Can something be done About loopholes for owning ... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | Too many are killed in unjust hostile confrontations. Each behooves us to enact fair legislation to manage the high nu... |
4 | Adie Pena | 9 | DOOM A NATION IN HELL I ought to work for the TSA, I love to see her bottom and buns... Before a girl can fly. Oh, I ju... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Have we forgotten? Jollier Australia banned automatic rifles and instituted a thorough buyback program. Not one mass sho... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 5 | 'Shoot' is a very popular word in USA lingo. e.g: 'shoot' for 'talk'; 'shoot!' - an oath; 'shoot' - injecting oneself;... |
6 | David Bourke | 5 | The two infamous juvenile total morons, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold got theirs soon enough too...a one-off "bang ban... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Oh, I know people favor one ideal: to bear arms. But more often, the ... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Black Lives Matter; as do those of innocent children. The USA has had no plan for too long No right to Bear Arms in ... |
9 | Julian Lofts | 3 | "The notorious Second Amendment of the Constitution for the right of all people to bear arms is a blithe, a naive law o... |
11 | turnip | 0 | One cheeky Brit has, as usual, cut off the apologetics and showed the emperor is nude, too. Come on, fool! Be a nation... |
11 | Jason Lofts | 0 | Choose the option to confront paranoia. Foil firearm abuse. No to lynching negroes, i.e. enough inhuman slaughter, d... |
Total points: | 114 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.632) |
1 | turnip | 24 | A rabbi, a cantor, and the president of the syn... = It was a break during the late evening high ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Seamus asked Pat how he got his terrible black ... = On Saturday nights the three Dublin lads alway... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 15 | Asperger syndrome (Aspergers) is a developmental... = Victims include: - perfectionists; - certified ... |
4 | David Bourke | 14 | An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were ... = The Englishman and the Scotsman were not unrea... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | One afternoon, a Kent policeman pulled a car ov... ~ 'Oh, don't listen to him love,' said a woman p... |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | Hillary Rodham Clinton, the Democrat nominee, wi... ~ She's now rallied on, bound to step in a term..... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz 1. Be... = 1. Begin by upholding truth; don't be a story... |
8 | Adie Pena | 3 | 9 movies in which 'The Donald' Trump appears as... = ...to 9 people who detest the fellow with a pa... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 2 | "This is the way the world ends. This is the way... = The earth won't be destroyed in wild instants, ... |
Total points: | 108 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 44 | TURNED UP ... = EVERYBODY AT 'THE MET' TURNED UP (HURRAH! HURR... |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | Running Mate Limericks ... = A pitiful, whipped Fat Christie; Hogtied, out... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | This is the way the world ends. ... = I stand with the slow herd. I stand with the ... |
Total points: | 85 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | David Bourke | 22 | Complete wanker = Women kept clear! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Hand-waving nausea = An unwashed vagina. |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | Fox News' Roger Ailes = See a girl for sex NOW! |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | He wants to touch ~ a ho's hot wet cunt. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 12 | The "Trump-Pence: Make America Great Again!" logo = A "T" (huge male cock) penetrating a "P"? More a mirage! |
6 | View | 10 | Eye a curse-word: ~ "You are screwed." |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | Touching oneself = Cunt's feeling "Ooh" |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | A talentless cockwomble = Most new celebs lack a lot! |
8 | Christopher Davis | 3 | An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved = depraved people consummate. stop their odd kix |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 2 | Raping women = Warm opening. |
Total points: | 109 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.526) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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