| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jason Lofts | 25 | Stanford undergraduates = Frustrated and dangerous. |
2 | View | 24 | Social security = O, yes, it's crucial! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Um, I looked up "Narcissistic Personality Disorder" = So ironic: it says, "See Donald Trump (delirious prick)." |
4 | David Bourke | 18 | A wall along the United States/Mexican border ~ blew the great Latin exodus to American lands. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | An overflowing toilet = Noting a vile wet floor. |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 15 | When life gives you lemons, make lemonade = Life seems mean, eh, young kid? We all move on. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Anagrams of thirteen or fewer letters = We offer a short title's rearrangement |
8 | Rob Bretveld | 10 | Instagram filter = Art after smiling. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Daylight here and ~ heralding the day. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Paying her a compliment ‡ Er... "nymphomaniac piglet"? |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Funny toilet humor and jokes = Our youth and menfolk in jest. |
12 | Adie Pena | 4 | The most valuable players ~ tamely beat all push-overs. |
13 | Julian Lofts | 3 | A pip's incited ~ appendicitis. |
Total points: | 176 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.433) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 22 | Author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) = A girl called Alice sets through wondrous world. |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | The American gymnast Simone A. Biles = My, she is a nimble one! A magnetic star! |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | The artistic gymnast Simone Arianne Biles = Instantly, is best American in the Rio games! |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | Black-and-white comedy film 'Young Frankenstein' = My date and I watch Gene in Mel Brooks' funny flick! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Claude Oscar Monet's Water Lily masterpieces = Saw petals created in timeless, creamy colour. |
5 | Richard Grantham | 17 | The Canon and Gigue in D of Pachelbel = D, A, B, F#, G, D, G, A,... An ennui epoch in the cello. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Crime and Punishment = Trump sinned - cane him! |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | The champion gymnast Simone Arianne Biles = On thin beams in arenas in the Olympic Games. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The Rose of Tralee = Role for aesthete. |
10 | Alan Yoshioka | 8 | Gymnast Simone Biles = Glisten on beam, missy! |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Trump Revealed by Michael Kranish and Marc Fisher = Sham dealer, chicanery, bankrupt firm, devil's harem |
12 | View | 4 | The Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro = Here IOC rejoining olympiad teams. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 4 | The Olympic gymnast Miss Simone Arianne Biles = My milestones? I'm American, anything's possible. |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.433) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 30 | Election season = One lies; one acts. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | 'The Donald' versus Hillary = He and she: truly old rivals. |
3 | Rob Bretveld | 18 | Donald Trump's foreign policy = Recordings of my old pal Putin. |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 18 | Mexican wall ‡ We all can mix. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | An unpresidential American = I, an insane Trump, led in a race. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Trump is an insincere egomaniac ‡ Stop insane gun crime in America |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The small town of Amatrice, Italy = Many more fatalities? Watch toll... |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | As Michael Phelps wins another gold in Rio ~ Lochte swam along his plain-inspired hero! |
9 | View | 8 | Malia Obama found smoking weed = A memo: "No no, kids! Bad, awful image." |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | If Donald Trump wins the U.S. Presidential race = Fascism/apartheid will return, none disputed. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The businesswoman Lady Christina 'Tina' Green = Seen in news in another glam yacht! It is absurd. |
12 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Amatrice, Italy = Ire at calamity. |
13 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Doctor Harold Bornstein's medical report concludes: ~ Donald Trump - he's a cordless, electronic, Nordic robot! |
13 | Scott Gardner | 5 | Central Italy ‡ Really intact. |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | The well-known clarinetist, Pete Fountain, has died = In final note, ends in apt duet: "Closer Walk With Thee". |
Total points: | 170 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | David Bourke | 54 | D. Trump is ~ Mr. Stupid. ... |
2 | nedesto | 31 | The USA's presidential candidate Donald Trump = Dismal toupeed neanderthal and stupid racist. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 29 | Ryan Steven Lochte = Never act honestly |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Point to Trump and hiss ~ "I don't support this man!" |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | Donald and Melania Trump = Old man and unideal tramp. |
6 | View | 7 | Bruce Springsteen = Brunet creep sings. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The blonde beauty Rita Sahatciu Ora = Such a body! I rate her tail about a... ten. |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 5 | The Green Party's nominee, Doctor Jill Stein = Still rejecting either? Not any person? Do ME! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Campaign manager Paul Manafort = A man, a plan, gaming of a race: Trump! |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Charles Lutwidge Dodgson = Words long caused delight. |
10 | Paul Pan | 4 | Alexis Tsipras ~ slips tax-raise. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Ms Simone Arianne Biles = Nimble, as man sees in Rio. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 2 | Ryan S. Lochte = Larceny? Tosh! |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 31 | Painting of The Last Supper = A prophet's painful setting. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | The Olympic Games in Rio = i.e., champions' glory time. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Mylan Pharmaceuticals = A sly human malpractice. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | Syneron Candela's Gentle Laser Hair Removal System = Never let alarming ass Ryan Lochte endorse my sales! |
4 | Jason Lofts | 18 | The Summer Olympics in Rio ‡ Much misery in metropolis. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | The Summer Paralympics in Rio = It's primarily macho supermen! |
7 | Rob Bretveld | 14 | Brazil's Opening Ceremony = Be near Olympic rings zone. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 10 | The Games of the Thirty-First Olympiad = Top athlete, shirt off, is mighty dreamy! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The Houses of Parliament in Parliament Square = Our MPs all fire inane questions at a PM there? Ah... |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | The White House, Washington DC = The US changed who is the two in. |
Total points: | 162 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 30 | A sloth happens upon a fiendish gang of snails ... ~ 'What's happened?' a police officer asks. 'Thi... |
2 | Jason Lofts | 22 | Controversial US athletes at the Olympics: - G... = Brazil cops just caught them lying. Larceny's... |
3 | Mark Huffman | 20 | Vote for Hillary Clinton for President of the U... = Convict liar of felony; after this, send her t... |
4 | David Bourke | 17 | The fifteenth Summer Paralympic Games, in Rio d... = If injuries of limb permit, the prize here may... |
4 | Christopher Davis | 17 | If my calculations are correct, when this baby ... = Here is to gigawatt nuclear physics theories -... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Bulletin (easily feasible, if gherkins): "Hard... ~ White bread full of baloney, with Russian dres... |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | Michael Cohen, the newly-situated lawyer and sp... = "Trump and Pence are rusty - indeed, down in t... |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | Kind, marvelous kids born, of a crazy, vain and... ~ - Zelnícková's Donald Junior, Ivanka, and Eric... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | "This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us... ‡ I'm heretical, hate that heralded delight. I'd... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | It is the man's responsibility to know one thin... = He kept a condom in his wallet. To iterate: N... |
Total points: | 149 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 32 | ... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | SOLO Just a book is all I need, Feet up, there I'll sit 'n' read In some old, very-warm location Feeling joyful on vacat... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 21 | Google "Anagrammy Forum". You'll soon meet a few idle, loony acolytes while on it, i.e. Adie Pena Chris Sturdy Dav... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 15 | I'm merry? No, I see footage of a little Syrian lad called Omran, Dusty, bloody, silent. I recoil, go pale I now u... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | ... |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | Advice from a loon: Spend time at the estate Enjoy a good living Attack, lie, deny, lie... Color yourself too orang... |
7 | Christopher Davis | 7 | June holiday objectives: family outdoor adventure only lounge in pool stroll aimlessly imagine ... daydream... forg... |
8 | Adie Pena | 6 | Or you come over...on a Friday...no wife...idly lose yourself. Do you feel good? Well, let me just repeat what comedi... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Advice from Trump: Be a sly, jejune fool. Selfless one? No way! Evict immigrants now. Yell at a liked lady, often. ... |
10 | Ellie Dent | 2 | I say try to: Delight in golden sun Wear yellow Hunt a rainbow Rejoice at love ... smell of a rose Decline acti... |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | I sure want time off - just one or two days might do, because I know I'll feel calm after a lovely, long holiday. Only... |
10 | View | 2 | O, you poor oaf! Don't worry, idiot! Climb no Everest - have a rest! Welcome indifference Lay...lay again Make no gestur... |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 33 | The Most Outstanding Performances at the Rio de... = 1. He is a machine 2. He is a very famous Jam... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | THE CASE AGAINST GUNS. CONFESSION Hello Jerr... = THE CASE FOR GUNS Just imagine that you'... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 26 | A police officer sees this man driving around w... ~ This time they are happy, and are wearing funk... |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | "Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking ... = Wow. This assessment is authentic...so that s... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | ... = Such a classic beauty (if shallow, vain, narci... |
6 | Christopher Davis | 5 | "You’re living in poverty. Your schools are no ... = Huh? Sorry evil guy nice try! Honestly, your ... |
Total points: | 109 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 50 | A WINDMILL IN OLD AMSTERDAM ... = THE (UNWILLING) WOMEN IN WINDOWS IN OLD AMSTER... |
2 | Josiah Winslow | 33 | La trombe fausse... ... = Donald Trump, in a quixotic election Shall fl... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 24 | A Problem Like Maria ... = Ow, I'd disaffirm a dumb barbaric oaf: How do y... |
Total points: | 107 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.150) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 30 | That noisy spurting? = Shitting your pants! |
2 | Adie Pena | 15 | The uncircumcised penis = Crimped since he is uncut. |
3 | Colleen Parkin | 14 | Biggest hard on = Banged so right. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Adulterer's excuse - 'An erect penis has no conscience'. = Nice, as 'rule' concedes sex-cheats are super-innocent! |
5 | View | 11 | A flirty single = Lay finest girl |
6 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Dirty asshole = Shat so direly. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | Hillary Clinton should be the US President, ~ and this run's the only Bush period I'll elect! |
8 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Anthony David Weiner's raunchy texts = I heard horny deviant wants cunty sex. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Praise indeed ‡ Deride a penis. |
Total points: | 106 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.474) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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