| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Pot causes ~ space-outs. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 27 | Rome was not built in a day = No, but it was a minor delay. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Going as white as a sheet = It's when I see a-a-a g-ghost... :-0 |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | I'm at risk in ~ a miniskirt. |
5 | Christopher Davis | 14 | False sense of security = A useless office sentry. |
6 | Tom Myers | 11 | End of the line = Life done then. |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | Calories again defeat ~ ladies of a certain age! |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | Nocturnal animals = All can't roam in sun! |
9 | Larry Brash | 9 | Disability pensioners = Possibility end is near. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Diving in shark-infested waters = Naive nerds risking swift death. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 7 | The glorious Autumn = That luminous rouge! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 7 | I contrive one fact in ~ creative non-fiction. |
13 | View | 3 | Balms to help her ~ health problems. |
14 | John Ramos | 2 | I want ~ a twin. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Old habits die hard = I do as birth had led. |
16 | Ed Pegg Jr | 0 | Emotional dissonance = I am one cold sensation. |
16 | Meyran Kraus | 0 | Teen memories = Eerie moments. |
Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.586) |
1 | Adie Pena | 55 | Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" = Some kind of odd, freaky shit on the LP! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 30 | Number One ATP Tennis player in the world = When Murray appoints I. Lendl, none better! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Documentary series 'Planet Earth II' = Aim to display secret nature in here. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey's 'When You Believe' = Diva honeys whine in harmony (Watch YouTube release). |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Movie based on author J.K. Rowling's "Fantastic Beasts" = Goblins from Newt's suitcase have joint task abroad. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Claude Monet's series: Houses of Parliament = Some sun - or loss - is featured in Palace theme. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | "Being right sucks" -- The Simpsons = The Boss? Sigh. Trump's sickening! |
Total points: | 161 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | David Bourke | 34 | Desperate times call for desperate measures = Tears, some real deep fears, as Trump is elected. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Castro dies ~ ostracised. |
3 | Christopher Davis | 22 | An idiot invaded ~ a divided nation. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | Dumbest president? = Sensed it'd be Trump. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Wednesday Ninth November, Two Thousand and Sixteen = Vote ends; damned bastard won... Next White House ninny! |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | United States election = See a destitute Clinton. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 13 | So, Donald Trump is the President Elect = Predict storm, dissent ... and hell toupee. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | God bless America = A grim debacle. SOS! |
9 | Jason Lofts | 7 | The acronym POTUS = Trump (he's a tycoon). |
9 | Rob Bretveld | 7 | Comey revelation warns: ~ A new e-mail controversy? |
11 | View | 5 | President-elect Donald Trump = Demented, corrupt and ill pest. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | White supremacy = We-they racism up. |
13 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | The US Presidential elections = Upset! It is real close in the end! |
14 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Trump's victory speech = It's over. Cry, pump chest. |
14 | Rick Rothstein | 0 | The American voters, ~ "The race? Man, it's over!" |
Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.517) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 44 | US presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton = The e-mail scandal and story did her political run in. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | Late singer Leonard Cohen = Angels lead the crooner in. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 27 | Prince Harry and actress Meghan Markle = Merrymaker chap and a girl enchantress. |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 16 | The American President Donald Trump = Damn toddler must hire an "Apprentice". |
4 | Ellie Dent | 16 | First Lady Melania = "It's a dream, finally!" |
6 | View | 12 | The First Lady Melania Trump = Truth: simply radiant female. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The German Chancellor Angela Dorothea Merkel = Mean remark on her large décolleté: "Hang a cloth!" |
8 | Rosie Perera | 3 | White House Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon = Finite chap thought "whites are best." Nonsense! |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 2 | The First Lady Melania Trump, ~ "I am slim, pretty and heartful." |
Total points: | 169 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.310) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Thanksgiving Day in the United States of America = This time is festive - go hungry and take an antacid! |
2 | Rob Bretveld | 24 | A church of Scientology = Con, fool, cheat rich guys.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The Missing Persons Bureau ~ reports human being issues. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 21 | The Trump Organisation means ~ orange hair mutant's nepotism. |
5 | David Bourke | 19 | Thanksgiving Day in the United States of America ~ and a fantastic turkey gives them indigestion. Ha! |
6 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Trump University, California = Our private criminality's fun! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Museum National d'Histoire Naturelle, France = Let's encounter the unfamiliar male dinosaur! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Portsmouth = Shoot Trump. |
9 | View | 8 | The Islamic State = Militates, cheats. |
10 | Larry Brash | 4 | The Anagram Artist software = A.A. has written great formats. |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | The Beatles lineup: 1. Paul McCartney 2. Geor... = Star northern gentlemen: 1. Sharp one 2. Spi... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 18 | There was a hysterical call at the Boston fire ... = 'It's safe. Cats don't deliberately hurt a man... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 15 | President of the United States of America, Donald Trump = Difficult person. Mouth open, said a retarded statement! |
4 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Chicago Cubs beat the Cleveland Indians to ... = How it's given a renewed chance to ditch its o... |
5 | David Bourke | 10 | The President-elect of The United States of Amer... = Update: Death's predicted. One term in office... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Remember the Fifties: 1. Peace and prosperity ... = 1. Post-war era 2. "I Like Ike" fever 3. Sho... |
5 | Christopher Davis | 10 | Massive natural gas pipeline explosion reported... = Plant manager insists all people inside exit o... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The Vice President-Elect gets to attend a perfo... = Pence gets his comeuppance. Everyone in that m... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | "It is time for us to come together as one unit... = I'm ... |
Total points: | 130 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | "I won't have to topple the USA with too much violence, changes or speeches... In the end, these people are going to to... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | THE (TAN) JOKER ELECT "The votes're rigged!" said cynical Trump When the politician thought he'd lose. The opposi... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | People may veto and reject The high institution tasked to elect; However, when the high Soviet head is suspect, Or w... |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | "What do the people even have to lose? Go elect courage, vote the new choice!" - Trump "The petty tweeter...HE is th... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 10 | I woke up in hope, to see the vivid news that "shit happens". Oh no! Help! We're Trumped! (screwed). Gee, Electoral Col... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | A peevish thing happens when God's dejected Leicester City: No one took notice... Pitch to leave Europe: To show He... |
7 | View | 4 | See the sweep - weep like weepy sheep? Vote or no vote, it doesn't matter. Ugh, just ignore the candidates, the opponen... |
8 | Christopher Davis | 3 | The superdelegate elite henchmen weighed options without violence. They took opponent's, views, states, political recor... |
9 | Julian Lofts | 1 | Vladimir Putin's hotchpotch cronies joke he was elected the President in perpetuity. "Oh, see even the opponents hate h... |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | A teacher was talking to her class of five-year-... = Janet, a blonde was whizzing down the highway i... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 32 | Jerry, an old geezer who had been a retired far... ~ When he has thought up a clever idea, he decid... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 15 | The Key Players in the Brexit Disaster 1. Bori... = 1. A fervid xenophobe. He's a rat 2. A sullen... |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgasti... = Gatsby's dream of Daisy connects to the green ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | ”Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepom... = I came across a ridiculous, long name. No on... |
Total points: | 101 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | My November Guest |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | NELLIE THE ELEPHANT |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | VINCE'S FUNERAL |
Total points: | 98 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.176) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 57 | Donald Trump wins the election in America = Damn it, a moronic cunt. We're all in deep shit! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 49 | How Man defined intercourse = "Ride on the wife, cum and snore". |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | The U.S. model Chrissy Teigen = Yes, her cunt is delightsome! |
4 | Jason Lofts | 6 | The latest American Music Awards = Dramatic, as we met a hairless cunt! |
Total points: | 131 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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