| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | Alternative facts ~ can't avert fat lies. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | Storm in a teacup = Acute minor spat |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | The odds in national lottery events = They'd stand at seven trillion to one. |
4 | Tom Myers | 21 | The ace forensic team ~ at the scene of a crime. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 13 | “You eat many a fig, sir!” ~ “Are you saying I’m fat?” |
6 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Donald Trump's family tree contains ~ tycoons, unfit madmen, a retard, pills. |
7 | View | 6 | Neo-nazis = Zanies, no? |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Postpartum depression ~ persists around moppet. |
9 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Manuel Noriega's face = Acne inflames a rogue. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Self delusional = Need fills a soul. |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 4 | New Year's resolution = One less awry routine. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 4 | A long striptease = Singer, tatas, pole. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Peanut butter filled pretzels = Fuller-belt student appetizer. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Buy low and sell high = Bullish - hey, glad now! |
14 | John Ramos | 2 | "I am done," ~ I moaned. |
16 | Adie Pena | 1 | The prescription for medical marijuana = A rapid cure from a simple joint in the car! ;-) |
Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.615) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 33 | George Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' = Feel the towering ruler's ongoing eye. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The Leonard Bernstein musical saga 'West Side Story'= A bullet ends Tony's scenes with Maria, I regret. So sad. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 23 | The TV drama series Sherlock = Deerstalker's hat covers him. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 20 | 'Metamorphosis of Narcissus' by Salvador Dali = Apt, as a surreal vision has odd, symbolic forms. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 17 | "Write drunk; edit sober" (Ernest Hemingway) = Using red wine made her story better. (Wink. ;-) ) |
5 | Tom Myers | 17 | Watching "My Fair Lady" = Admit crying halfway |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in the film 'La La Land' = Man and lady'll sing a song then feel matrimonial. |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.280) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The Donald as our new president = Odds are the planet's now ruined. |
2 | Christopher Davis | 23 | America First = Racism. Fear it.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | The American actress Mary Tyler Moore = A star. Come, let's cry a tear in her memory. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Donald Trump's Presidential inauguration speech = Undiplomatic, unrestrained, populist. He's a danger. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | The Women's March on Washington = Change man's town with hormones! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Inauguration of the newest US President = Witness unfit nut's orange-haired toupee. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | "Alternative facts" = Trite, vacant, false. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | This new year's resolution..? = Er, lose a stone? It's why I run. |
9 | View | 6 | Donald Trump officially sworn in as president = World friends: American nation stupidly flops. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Trump lambasts Mexico = Blame scum, tax imports. |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | Scientists identify new organ in humans = Findings contain: a mesentery's within us. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | "America First" ~ "I scream it far!" |
13 | Adie Pena | 1 | The Donald Trump Inauguration = I put a rug on that ruined old man. |
Total points: | 154 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 29 | Russian President Vladimir Putin = A stern individual inspires Trump. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | The American president Donald Trump = Helped racism to turn rampant indeed. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Mary Louise 'Meryl' Streep = "I see my role - Trump slayer!" |
4 | Christopher Davis | 13 | Press Secretary Sean Spicer = I represent scary-ass creeps |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | President Donald Trump and VP Michael Pence of the US = Rich men pumped up on odd alternative facts. Send help! |
5 | David Bourke | 11 | Reinhold Richard Priebus = Horrid Republican's hired! |
7 | View | 10 | Lady Godiva, Countess of Mercia = A good, classic nude... my favorite. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | President Donald Trump = Prattle did upend norms |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | The American President, Donald Trump = Damn, I'd rather Mr Pence's put in to lead! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Charles Macintosh, a Scotsman = Och, man's matchless raincoats! |
11 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Singer David Bowie ‡ Avoids being weird. |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | Satan begat son, i.e., ~ Esteban Santiago. |
13 | Tom Myers | 4 | Actress Mary Tyler Moore = My roles carry me to a rest. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer = Top issues there, where crap is necessary. |
Total points: | 154 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.538) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | The United States of America = Meta-truths in a sea of deceit |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | A Black Forest Gateau dessert = Slab of cake sure tasted great! |
3 | Christopher Davis | 16 | @realDonaldTrump = Trampled our land |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | President-elect = Creep settled in. |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | The United States of America = True fact? A shame, I don't see it. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The US Department of Homeland Security = They could detain those men Trump fears. |
7 | Tyler Severance | 9 | Anagram Artist for Windows = A word transforming awaits. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | President Trump's Cabinet = Pretend, inept, racist bums |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Charter Oil = A lot richer. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Manchester-by-the-Sea = Men base yachts there. |
11 | Tom Myers | 7 | San Francisco International Airport = Planes or aircraft in action. No trains. |
12 | View | 6 | "The Falcons" = Hot NFL aces |
13 | David Bourke | 5 | The President-elect of the U.S.A. = Streep: "To the left, he is a dunce!" |
14 | Rosie Perera | 3 | National Security Council = Inaccurate tiny collusion. |
Total points: | 153 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.538) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | Top Five Beatles Songs of All Time 1. "A Day i... = 1. The stuff is heavy or bloody 2. I entirely... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | I once met this most honest man, a truly warmhea... = A minister it seems, who really wished to come ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The Top Five Howard Keel Musicals 1. Seven Bri... = 1. Based on Sabine women, I see 2. Majestic a... |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | Sean Michael Spicer, the White House Press Secr... = He denies democracy across America, insists ea... |
5 | View | 9 | ‘Don’t underestimate the guy, because he’s goin... = Trump? He's no genius. Bigoted, untested, yet ... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | This giraffe walks into the bar, and tells the barman: ~ "That far table wants a drink. It's free - high balls on me!" |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | 'If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible "carnage" ... = Exact shooting figure: 248, which is down 16.... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = Misanthropic despot means latent dread of future tide |
9 | Christopher Davis | 4 | Never let your sense of morals get in the way o... = He was a revolutionary sci-fi novelist for sho... |
9 | Julian Lofts | 4 | The American cult leader Mister Charles Manson is not a ~ stoic innocent. Maniac alert! He's a lethal mass murderer! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The "Special Relationship" between Great Britai... = An irate ace Trump and a petite wise Theresa: ... |
9 | Tom Myers | 4 | Actor Peter Capaldi is leaving the Dr. Who role... = He's Timelord, warrior, and oft the galactic ... |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.545) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 33 | I had intended to try: ballooning skydiving a French romance group sex My excuse? Procrastination! |
2 | David Bourke | 16 | A much-younger Tony Crafter admitted considering exploring both, in 'Lynx' (a rap disco in Sevenoaks). |
3 | Tony Crafter | 15 | I concur. The first one is more a dodgy kinda sex-connexion but, God, that man-prancing is really pervy! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | Bax, it's ruinous to do ... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | A sly David Bourke confirms once trying to shag sheep, in an explicit non-romantic nude X-rated orgy! |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | Often horny, I tried to xerox my genitals. Ah, proved uncanny. Glass broke and, in pain, got circumcised! |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Never mix cough syrup and Oxycontin. It is basically asking for permanent doctoring need, or death. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Chap (aka Dermot O'Byrne) hasn't desired family sex/loving or is prone to unexciting country dancing. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | "Improperly cosy goings-on and uncouth giddy exercise I'm in cannot avert death or taxes." - B Franklin |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | If you think your President governs as a raging, racist xenophobe. Indict, try once and end. Malcolm X |
11 | Julian Lofts | 3 | No denying Tony Crafter likes spongy hermaphrodites, exotic concubines and a vulgar dominatrix! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 2 | I'd try Donald Trump, and convict him...for not asking in sex; "Hey, lie, coerce, ignore a 'no', next grab a pussy!" |
Total points: | 119 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | For many years, two statues, one male and one f... = A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father we... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 28 | A List of Many of the Superstars, Actors, Musici... = 1. He's the Wham! gent 2. Chimeric hero Ziggy S... |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | A list of some of the famous personalities who ... = "To The Grim Reaper" Coffin Guide for the year:... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | A horse walks into the pub and orders a pint of... ~ Hey, come on, this isn't a mission to condemn ... |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding... = I'd studied this: that's no "number of the bea... |
6 | Adie Pena | 6 | US President Donald Trump’s top six targets: 1... = 1. Blast at prejudiced NAFTA rats! 2. Interr... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 5 | "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully exe... = "I do testify this: that I am the best one to ... |
Total points: | 109 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.368) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 45 | THROUGH By George Michael |
2 | Tony Crafter | 41 | MAGGIE MAY By Rod Stewart |
Total points: | 86 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.111) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | What the ladies are pining for = A hot friend with a large penis. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Take a 'Golden Shower' = Her task: do a long wee. |
3 | Adie Pena | 10 | Honeymoon night = "Oh, my! Go on in, then!" |
4 | David Bourke | 9 | Malodorous genitals = Not glamorous, ladies! |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | What is the confused prostitute's favorite drink? = Do ask to start her out with stiff Seven-Up in cider. |
6 | View | 6 | Bella Thorne = Lethal boner |
6 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Genital reconstruction = Girl's cunt to an erection. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Breaks wind often = Be warned of stink! |
9 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Father Cecil's got lucky on Tinder = One try - fucked ten Catholic girls! |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | Right and left breast = Grab and felt her tits. |
11 | Tom Myers | 1 | Earning some extra cash = Hoes grant me sex in a car |
12 | Tony Crafter | 0 | Is a prettily attired cougar ~ a geriatric lady prostitute? |
Total points: | 87 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.800) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
High Standings
|