| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tom Myers | 19 | I hate long goodbyes = Do go hastily -- be gone. |
2 | Christine Parker | 18 | A man in a dress. ~ and, a "near-Miss". |
3 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The dawn's golden light = How the glint gladdens! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Loafers ~ for sale. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Actual v. fake news = Knew a fact's value. |
6 | View | 10 | A comfort food = Factor of mood. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The search for happiness ~ often has riches perhaps? |
8 | Christopher Davis | 7 | He who farts in church sits in his own pew, ~ his one waft: stench which ruins worship. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | The problem of flatulence = Too full, men pee, belch, fart. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | Oh crap, little passion in ~ platonic relationships. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 7 | Inverted totalitarianism = "Alternative" intimidators. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Platonic relationships = Patient passion, or chill? |
13 | Adie Pena | 4 | A dangerous world = One saw a drug lord! |
14 | Tyler Severance | 1 | Stinky armpits = It parts my skin. |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.636) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 41 | George Orwell's dystopian novel "Animal Farm" = Allegory of Stalin, men, pigs, love, war, and more. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 25 | Claude Monet's paintings of London Parliament = Famous, old stone prominent in England capital. |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | "Moonlight" wins Best Picture at the Oscars = Oh, but PwC got to star in this real nice mess! |
4 | Tom Myers | 13 | A band's big reunion = ABBA is enduring on. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Adele Adkins wins five Grammys this year = This sweary female singer's my kinda diva! |
5 | View | 12 | "Hidden Figures" (based on the untold true story) = The best unhonoured girls destined for a duty. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe = Soon a recluse, I befriend nobody. |
Total points: | 126 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 22 | The United States of America ~ seems to hide a "fact" ain't true. |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Tony Blair calls for people to rise against Brexit = Past political interferer says, "Ignore ballot box!" |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | The Oscars Award for Best Picture ~ is other actors' after bad screw-up.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Mark Huffman | 12 | "Alternative facts" = Venial statecraft. |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | National Security Advisor = Ordeal on Russian activity. |
5 | View | 11 | The Valentine's day celebrations = Ye can end battles - LOVE's in the air! |
5 | Julian Lofts | 11 | He is such a malignant narcissist = Then assassinating him's crucial! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | USA hero! We like the ~ White House Leaker. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Trump-Russia links = A slur? Putin smirks... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | "Nevertheless, she persisted." = She resisted; she never slept. |
11 | Christopher Davis | 4 | Yes, it's major to America ~ James Comey is a traitor. |
Total points: | 131 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | 1. Barack Obama 2. George W Bush 3. Donald Trump = 1. A black, wet-rag paragon 2. Oh, so dumb! 3. Dumber |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | The President of the United States, Donald Trump = Inept, and tests for aptitude should end the term! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Claude Monet, a French Impressionist ~ has painted common 'Sunrise', I reflect. |
3 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | Sean Spicer = I cane press. |
5 | Christopher Davis | 9 | Steve Bannon is the real President = Not seen; behind alternative press. |
5 | View | 9 | Diane von Furstenberg = Design for urban event. |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | Shirley MacLaine = Silly American, eh? |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Nathan Mayer Rothschild = That's hardly no rich name! |
9 | Adie Pena | 4 | Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos = Inamorato possibly in trouble. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Sir Thomas John Woodrow OBE ‡ Boo Tom Jones, who was horrid! |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | The American movie director Paul Thomas Anderson ~ made a picture on oilmen horrors that saved cinema. |
11 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | Secretary of Education, Elisabeth Devos = Ooh, you see described "alternative facts"! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Alt-Right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos = A vulgar homo rat into pure loony politics. |
14 | Tom Myers | 1 | Emma Stone = Me? Am on set. |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.700) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 23 | Justice Department = Eject Trump instead. |
2 | Josiah Winslow | 22 | The United States of America = ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | National Public Radio show 'All Things Considered' = Sheds a balanced light on politicians in our world. |
3 | David Bourke | 16 | The Seahorse Society of New South Wales = Yes, he's out of the closet...now a she, I swear! |
5 | Christine Parker | 10 | Dexafetamine = Need a fix, mate? |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | President of the United States of America = Nastiest toad Trump, seated here in office. |
7 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Trump Mar-a-Lago Estate = A sheer attempt at glamour. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency ‡ Note: Climate change's ruin not proven yet. |
8 | View | 7 | The Montreal Canadiens = Hard, mean talents on ice. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Portugal's Supreme Court = Large, pompous structure. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | The President of the United States of America = That red toupee affects hastened minorities. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Immigration and Customs Enforcement = Memo: "Find incoming men; act: arrest, oust." |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Immigration and Customs Enforcement = I mustn't commend "foreign" to Americans. |
14 | Tom Myers | 0 | Marie's Creamy Caesar Dressing = Disease carrying (mere sarcasm). |
Total points: | 131 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.636) |
1 | Adie Pena | 23 | Our last three VPs 1. Dick Cheney 2. Joe Bide... = 1. Empty Republican joke 2. Honest; decisive... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The All-time Top Five Musicals (... = 1. A washout! 2. Fifties mobs tale 3. 4 biza... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 18 | 'The Little Prince' is a novella by author Antoi... = You love existential truth neatly enshrined in... |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | The President of the United States of America, D... = Lot of sad, fed-up men uttered "He is Presi-do... |
5 | Christopher Davis | 10 | Two Thousand Seventeen is the new Nineteen Eighty Four = Done when they use it to refute the nation's evening news. |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | 1. Tony Crafter 2. Meyran Kraus 3. Jesse Fran... = 1. Dab hand at verse! 2. Famed victor 3. A s... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Senator Mitch McConnell, "She was warned. She w... = That's right! As men whose lips silence Warren... |
8 | Tom Myers | 5 | Trump declines to attend White House correspond... = Wild! Unprecedented! Resentment ditches roast... |
9 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = A Democrat's left upset, despondent, or infuriated at him. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = I'd fit a pliant Supreme Court that defers to one's demand. |
11 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Donald Trump, The President of the United State... = Proud rhetorician's entitlement to head seat, ... |
Total points: | 113 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.579) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Ooh fate, a trauma maybe? Wait, have faith. I mean, I/we must be fair, mature, aware: ... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 13 | You see a range of formulae that have infinite magic. How? That data ain't pretty, so what? I'm unaware, I see a jumble ... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Some hold the view that mere formulation of any anagrams with just a computer, without using a brain, may be a feeble f... |
4 | David Bourke | 11 | But in the Anagrammy Forum, it is just how far behind top of the league T. Crafter I always am...I believe he's awesome... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 10 | I tease: You can prove a few theorems, fathom Ramanujan's number. Giant abilities, but how might that alone feed your f... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | Hey! I am a bit easy! A relief for me the fat ol' meanie jealous missus Barbara May can't put two and two together when... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Me, I spent a lifetime as a fan of regulation grammar, but human tweeters today use abbreviation anyhow. Justice? Ha! ... |
9 | View | 4 | But wait! There are some who use math for their ambitions - put each 'neat' attorney, money loving judges, a base mafia... |
10 | Adie Pena | 2 | Ah, far from true I see! As a boy, I remember to audit instantly how we just spent my fat allowance on a fun habit, a h... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | Anyone remember that awful eighties Owen Paul hit, "You're My Favourite Waste Of Time"? (A bad girl as a subject, no... |
Total points: | 104 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.611) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | Several men were in a golf club changing room. ... = ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 36 | 1 George Washington 2 John Adams 3 Thomas J... = 1 High Mason 2 John lived in White House 3 S... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 12 | The Key Members of the British Royal Family 1.... = The Firm 1. Matriarch "Lilibet" 2. Greece an... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | "The opinion of this so-called judge, which ess... = The raucous and eerie egomaniac bully, Donald ... |
Total points: | 93 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 39 | HAPPY NEW YEAR by ABBA |
2 | Tony Crafter | 35 | Saying the wrong thing |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | All Things Bright And Beautiful |
Total points: | 91 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.188) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | If you miss the toilet's pan ~ you piss on the mat. It's life. |
2 | David Bourke | 23 | Situation normal: All fucked up = And so: A foul lunatic like Trump. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | Girlie leaps on dick ~ like a coiled spring. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Platonic relationships = No penis, slit or tail, chap. |
5 | Tom Myers | 8 | God in heaven = No head given. |
6 | Adie Pena | 6 | Melania T. = Anal time! |
6 | View | 6 | The erotic lap dance = Chap dealt erection. |
Total points: | 106 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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