| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Air travel these days = Their delays are vast. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Husband and wife living together for forty years = That fool, if he forgets ruby wedding anniversary... |
3 | Tom Myers | 14 | Depravities = Private side. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | True woman = Mature now. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Wake up and smell the coffee = Fed up? Well, make hot Nescafe! |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | You can't unsee that = Eye unshut to an act. |
6 | Christine Parker | 9 | Clinical psychiatry = I play cynical Christ. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Help me to not hear the hints at ~ the elephant that's in the room! |
9 | View | 7 | Embarrassed or ~ same bad errors. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | Pre-existing medical conditions? = Politics's mixed into ending care. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Meadowsweet ~ was weed to me. |
12 | Marie Pezarro | 2 | Perpetual motion = Propel unto a time. |
12 | George Sicherman | 2 | White supremacist = Mess it up with race. |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | One tries phony sale = Nope, i only see trash. |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.700) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 40 | Raphael: The Sistine Madonna = And he is a phenomenal artist. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Rolling Stone Keith Richards ~ is this thin, aged rock 'n' roller. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | "The America We Deserve" by Donald Trump = I sow hatred, reap 'very dumb man elected'. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Homer's Iliad = I hide morals |
5 | Adie Pena | 8 | "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. Two" in Three-D = They, Drax, and a wee Groot fought villains! |
6 | View | 2 | Scarlett Thomas, "The end of Mr. Y" = Commend that tale, fresh story |
Total points: | 111 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 22 | Tiger Woods DUI = Idiot's drug woe. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Impeach the president = Chap in meter-deep shit! |
3 | View | 15 | Ariana Grande-Butera concert = A BANG! Terror act, audience ran.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | Donald Trump's first one hundred days = Hasty president found darn doldrums! |
5 | David Bourke | 10 | Shadow Home Secretary, Diane Abbott M.P. ‡ The wise broad, beyond compare at maths! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | President Donald Trump's American Health Care Act = Rich madmen support it and snarl, "Accelerate death!" |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Universities installing gender neutral toilets = Revising? No sir - let all students integrate in 'lieu'! |
7 | Mark Huffman | 8 | Emmanuel Macron is President! = Ms. Marine Le Pen is mad! Recount? |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Sean Spicer hides in the bushes = Chap seen, issued his BS in there. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | The Manchester suicide bomber Salman Ramadan Abedi = Burnt dismembered bodies? Ah, a maniacal man's act here. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 4 | International Dawn Chorus Day: May Seventh = Why act then? At an early morn, a sound's divine. |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.550) |
1 | Adie Pena | 25 | The FBI Director James Comey = Ejected from my chair. So be it. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Walter Thomas Peace = What a complete arse |
3 | David Bourke | 18 | The Conservative Prime Minister, Theresa May = Meet a Tory vampire...in Mrs Thatcher's vein, I see! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Emmanuel Macron, the President of France = Modern Frenchman in more peaceful state? |
5 | Mark Huffman | 16 | Former FBI Director James Comey = See, I am fired from my job? Correct. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Singer Ariana Grande = A rising arena danger. |
7 | View | 4 | Theunis Botha = Oh, I hunt beast! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Nicolas Maduro = Mad, or unsocial? |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Brigitte Marie-Claude Macron = Mature girl idiot can embrace. |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.450) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 25 | Manchester Arena = Men can hear tears... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The English World Heritage Site, The Jurassic Coast = Jagged hills in the south-west are a historic secret. |
3 | View | 17 | The Hindenburg = Height, burn, end. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | The Organ Donor Registry = Dying Roger's heart to Ron. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | The Rolls Royce Sweptail = Oh, swell! Sporty, elite car! |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | These Wonderbras ~ endow her breasts. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Those Wonderbras = Wasted on her orbs. |
8 | Adie Pena | 3 | Washington, the District of Columbia = Oh, discomfort began with its lunatic! |
Total points: | 118 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 29 | Win, a blonde, goes ice fishing. She takes her ... = Baffled, as she cuts an ice hole, she soon ge... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The foremost anti-Brexit campaigners: 1. Richa... = 1. Expat Brit 2. A chronic, money-grabbing li... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | As seen on a Face Book page: The Engineering ... ~ The Liberal Arts graduate (a good week): "He... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Those cunning Theresa May Brexit negotiation pl... = Rush in... Rants about money... In expectati... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Dear Mr. Secretary: I hereby resign the Office... = Dear Sec'y of State: I hereby offer to exerci... |
6 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela President Nico... = Unbalanced former bus driver is a lunatic; peo... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = Fat US dictator manhandled peer in midst of Europe test. |
Total points: | 83 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | David Bourke | 23 | To generalize highly, the majority of the men worldwide snore, they leave the toilet seat up, they can't ever multitask... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 17 | "Hey Ivy, when your errands're done there is a very large stack of clothin' to iron. The pots over there - they're not ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | “What are boys made of? The snips, the snails; Hairy terrier tails; The riveted jeans; The funky machines; The hilly ch... |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | THE ADVANTAGE OF WIVES OVER YOU - Chocolate can solve any thorny issue. - They're never unjustly thrifty. - They're ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | I only ever hear fifty percent of the human race. Every United States citizen with a Y Chromosome, the father, the son... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 8 | MAN is: a strong knight; a joyful, utterly crazy youth; cheery, mature yet juvenile... who flirts. The footy lover; ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Oh, have you heard of the fittest Olympic decathlete, Bruce Jenner? Oh, he loved the pretty tarty, yet severely crazy, ... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 2 | "What a piece of work is man, or any given man. They're strong enough to lift thirty heavy objects; hunky, ritzy, styli... |
Total points: | 89 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.533) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Murphy's pregnant sister Bonnie was in a bad ca... = Murphy applied for a fermentation operator's p... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | A CAT'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS My human sadly, w... ~ We will not play 'Herds of Wildebeests Stamped... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Nine Recent Politicians of the State of France ... = 1. A garcon can meet a nice cougar 2. Classic... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 7 | To all: I have long believed that a President ... = Dear Director Comey (or, gee, can I call you J... |
Total points: | 72 | from 12 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 26 | THE DAYS WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | 37 Things You'll Regret When You're Old |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Pay Attention! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Comey's Resignation |
Total points: | 69 | from 12 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 18 | A wet tee-shirt and no brassiere = Her bared tits were a sensation! |
2 | Ewart Shaw | 14 | Iain Duncan Smith = "I'm a cunt" in Danish. |
3 | Tom Myers | 13 | Homewrecking slut ~ likes the wrong cum. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Queens are the worst; ~ there's nowt as queer! |
5 | Julian Lofts | 8 | The lesbian lovers fuck hard ~ and lick beaver flesh or tush. |
6 | View | 3 | Eating pussy = A guy's in - pets |
Total points: | 66 | from 12 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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