| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | View | 29 | Fidget spinner = Fingertips' end. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 28 | "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" ~ is a gutsy cry for tenacity and fortitude. |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 27 | A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for gin?", he says. ~ A fun barman answers this: "Look, with you, no charge." |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Carrying out murders in the name of one's religion = Terrorism - see it for inhumane, ungodly ignorance. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 14 | The earth's climate = Hear that ice melts. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | This horse walks into a bar, goes up to the barman, and ~ asks (hard stomp) "Neigh?" Translation: "How about a beer?" |
6 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Stonehenge at sunrise = See sun then: it's orange! |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | Altercations ~ aren't stoical. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Donald Trump's toilet paper = Pat it on plump toddler arse. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 4 | The eating disorder bulimia nervosa = Diet made behaviour in latrine gross. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 39 | William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet = All like his enamored pair...just awesome! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | Hamlet by William Shakespeare = A play I am asks me whether I'll be. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 24 | The "Sistine Madonna" by Raphael = Phenomenal! Yes, his art ain't bad. |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | Gal Gadot is "Wonder Woman" = Girl manages to do and wow! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Love Changes Everything = Even the over-clingy shag. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The Motorhead hit 'Ace Of Spades' = Ethos of a poem is 'the death card'. |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | The actress Eleanor May Tomlinson = She's certainly ornamental, to some! |
Total points: | 137 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 25 | The Paris climate deal = Halt rapid sea-ice melt. |
2 | Christopher Davis | 22 | Despite the constant negative press covfefe = His Staff Protected Soviet Agents - Even Pence! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | The Grenfell Tower's fire = Enter Hell: grief for West. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | The Oval Office ~ to hail Covfefe. |
5 | David Bourke | 11 | "Strong and stable leadership" = Get an old bird, Theresa's plans. |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | The US's Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act = Republican tactics defeated that for no apt reason. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House = Oh, hateful day - the alien Slovenian mum with imposter. |
8 | View | 7 | U.S.’s withdrawal from Paris deal = Oafish D. Trump raised war walls. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | The Philando Castile verdict ~ didn't prove ethical's ethical. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Amazon buys Whole Foods for almost Fourteen Billion = Sum: Bezos' solution on food for men of wealth, all by air! |
11 | Tyler Severance | 3 | "I am under investigation." - Trump = Remove intimidating usurpant. |
12 | Adie Pena | 2 | A non-effective ~ innate covfefe. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Despite the constant negative press covfefe = The conniving staff does vet secret pee tapes. |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.565) |
1 | David Bourke | 36 | Camilla Rosemary Shand = I'm a lady on Charles's arm. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 32 | Saint Christopher ~ is hitchers' patron. |
3 | Christopher Davis | 16 | Donald Trump, President of the United States = Russian toddler! He attempts to defend Putin! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 15 | Cardinal George Pell, the Vatican treasurer = He's an ill, aged pervert, a recalcitrant rogue. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 14 | The President of the US = He's often stupid there. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde = Acid wit's on offer; his will regale all. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The slain Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas à Becket = Taboo! Blasphemy! Attackers stab fine hero in church. |
8 | Adie Pena | 3 | U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions = See felon try joint, see grass as fun! |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | US Attorney General Jeff Sessions ~ enjoys Russia, often feels strange. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | The MSNBC hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough = Buzz: Mocker stabs "Morning Joe" so hard in the back. Hiss! |
10 | View | 1 | Mannarino = An Iron Man? |
Total points: | 143 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.458) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 27 | Irritable Bowel Syndrome = Bloat blows in my derriere. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 19 | The Trump administration ‡ Truth in media's important. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 19 | All-new Ford Fiesta ~ offers all I wanted. |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | Trump International Hotel, Washington D.C. = Might a president or nut own that local inn? |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 13 | The Paris Climate Agreement = America split the "Green Team". |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | The Democratic Unionist Party = Ranty mouthpiece distraction. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Archbishop of Canterbury = Church prayer; bit of a snob. |
8 | David Bourke | 8 | The Democratic Unionist Party = Tories' primacy that continued. |
8 | View | 8 | Renault Kadjar = Drat, a real junk! |
10 | Julian Lofts | 7 | The Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline = I theorise Trump is a smug, deluded cretin. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Autism Spectrum Disorder = Summed, is artist producer. |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.458) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Top Five Beatles Songs (vulture.com) 1. A Day ... = 1. Effectively, a fearful LSD event? 2. Base... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 31 | The Ten Neglected Senses 1. Balance 2. Motion... = Phenomena 1. e.g. React in a boat 2. Feel sp... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 25 | A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. 'Two bee... ~ keels over. When the guy gets up to walk away,... |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | Top three movies of Sir Sean Connery are -- 1.... = 1. Taut encounter in nuclear sub 2. To let a... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Big Brother: "The people will not revolt. They ... = George Orwell's novel problem begins to look t... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Man wears strainer on his head for driver's lic... = Pastafarian in clownish dress. Horrors! Need r... |
7 | View | 2 | Stephen Hawking Says Earth Is Under Threat and ... = This huge planet destroyers take inane run and... |
Total points: | 136 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Adie Pena | 32 | "Whatever you do, do it with bravado. Use colorful language, historical nonsense. Liven an unseen agenda with half trut... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Phineas Taylor Barnum (late), When found in his wiki entry It tells us all was far from great; A slave-owner in the ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | "If work I dread has to be done (laundry or the front lawn), I concentrate to finish as soon as possible. That way, I h... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 13 | All Blacks do play the Lions on tour on our home turf. We won the test today and we can win the rest. We're unafraid of... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Be diligent and just in all things, beware of any nonsense, and endeavour towards worthy virtues; not like the evil ora... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Haven't you heard, "I am a showman by profession"? ... That was a joke! Don't heed a word I utter! (I'll never!) Dally ... |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | "What? Nah! Sod that arduous rot! Want your rewards? Sit down, and enjoy doing bugger all. Endeavor to savour innate un... |
8 | View | 4 | And when you rest, men, rest with all of the body, with all of the soul. Just do it like it was a real nirvana, a real ... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Lord knows, amateur shamateur, we all love winning. Nature is ruthless. If you try hard and fail, over and over, what t... |
Total points: | 126 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | A man hadn’t had sex with his wife for 8 years ... = At 8.30 a.m. the English wife said to her husb... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 31 | Two lawyers were out hunting when they came up... ~ If we follow your advice, frankly I fear we'll... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 19 | Four score and seven years ago our fathers brou... = Around eighty seven years in since our ancesto... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 11 | This Is An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Susp... = Pests' Prey 1. Dull Ms Andrea Constand 2. Sa... |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.235) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | THE GODFATHER OF GREEK PHILOSOPHY. |
Total points: | 42 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.071) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 32 | A woman flashing her titties= Oh! I learnt that image is 'NSFW' :-( |
2 | Julian Lofts | 29 | If you want to have work-life balance ~ obey a vital life - fuck a wanton whore. |
3 | Adie Pena | 28 | My unexpected erections ~ exercised one empty cunt! |
Total points: | 89 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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