| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 47 | A substitute for meat = Tofu. Same attributes. |
2 | David Bourke | 31 | A "do not resuscitate" order = To reassure a doctor - "End it". |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Easily improvising a costume for Halloween = Noisy lies, whole face's orange... voila, I'm Trump! |
4 | Tom Myers | 18 | Person lives after ~ self preservation. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | Riding off into the sunset = Free to do finishing stunt. |
6 | John Ramos | 12 | Acoustic guitar ~ is a catgut curio. |
7 | View | 9 | Severe undiagnosed mental illness = Dull senses reveal no dementia sign. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Rifle ownership = Fire peril shown. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Cheap, rusty ‡ super-yacht. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 7 | How to slay a dragon = A long toy sword! Aha! |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Tools needed for peeling garlic cloves = Fingernails. Solved - proceed to college! |
11 | Scott Gardner | 4 | The medical practitioners = I treat him to dispel cancer. |
13 | naturegirl | 3 | A show trial = Ha! I lost war. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 3 | A hard business strategy = Buy Asset Trading shares. |
15 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Who kens? = He knows! |
Total points: | 195 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | David Bourke | 52 | The singer Thomas Earl Petty = Simply the greatest on Earth. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 29 | "Come on a safari with me" ~ to show me Africa, I mean. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | The film, "Hacksaw Ridge" - directed by Mel Gibson = Heroic lad faced the biggest risk - blew my mind. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | 'American Gothic' - the famous painting by Grant Wood = Bygone farming man with a stoic daughter. A top icon. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 21 | Miss Dorothy Gale = Hear my dog is lost! |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | "Double Fantasy," the last studio album by Lennon = A lot soulful. But Beatle shot by man in NY. Sad end. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The Amazon Original TV series: "Transparent" = (S)he reveals amazing transition to partner. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Wheatfield With Crows, the painting by Van Gogh = Note cawing birds' flightpath: why, how negative! |
8 | Tom Myers | 6 | The streaming video service Netflix = It involves extreme rights defiance. |
10 | View | 3 | The Song "Candle in the wind" = Di... the End. Scan, no new light! |
Total points: | 184 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.312) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 44 | USA still fears ~ assault rifles. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 33 | American gun laws = Causing new alarm. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | View | 22 | Catalonia is not Spain = A stoical nation's pain. |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | Harvey Weinstein = Swine in heat? Very! |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | The President of Catalonia, Carles Puigdemont = Coup on the State...a clear middle finger to Spain! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 16 | The Tubbs Fire is searing Napa and Sonoma Counties = Panic as fire began to burn mountainsides to ashes. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 16 | Some of the California evacuees return home = Fire left each one's house a crematorium oven. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Drunk passenger urinates on United Airlines flight = I grin, unlike seat partner (found stain under his legs!) |
9 | Tony Crafter | 3 | What should America do about North Korea's Kim ... = Ha! Justice? Ok, look, he's mad and arrogant -... |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 0 | Paul Manafort has been indicted = Aha! Benefit Donald Trump in case? |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.312) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | Sir Paul McCartney of The Beatles = Rich man. Real poet. Lefty bass. Cute. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 25 | The producer Harvey Weinstein = Denounce this haywire pervert! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | American pianist, Thelonious Sphere Monk = A musician - oh, none like him past or present! |
4 | John Ramos | 17 | Las Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock = Savage person's death plot shocked. |
4 | Mark Huffman | 17 | Producer Harvey Weinstein = US native; weird, horny creep. |
4 | Tom Myers | 17 | Theodore Kaczynski = The snide crazy kook. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | The Madeiran, Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro = A modern narcissist. Adoration, he loves adoration! |
7 | Jon Gearhart | 13 | Harvey Weinstein = Inert heavy swine. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 12 | The infamous Weinstein = Name of the swine in suit. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 12 | President Abraham Lincoln = The plain laborers' man in DC. |
11 | David Bourke | 7 | Sally "The White Widow" Jones (Umm Hussain al-Britani) = West outwits a jihadi. May she now burn in Islam Hell. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Great American musician Thelonious Sphere Monk = Entails a sincere mother picking a humorous name! |
13 | View | 0 | Timothy Thomas "Tim" Powers = Two pithy, mammoth stories. |
Total points: | 187 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.394) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 51 | Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil = Wall up your mind from aliens! |
2 | View | 41 | Amstel = Ales ™ |
3 | Scott Gardner | 23 | The Via Dolorosa in Jerusalem's Old City = Jesu toiled miles on his road to Calvary. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | International Astronomical Union = I monitor annual star action online. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The UNESCO World Heritage Site Machu Picchu = Somewhat cute citadel, crouches high in Peru. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Tesla Powerwall = We tap solar well. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 8 | The University of Glasgow, Scotland = Och aye, student glows, loving a 'First!' |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | The Weinstein Company = His type? Nice, tan women! |
Total points: | 184 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Adie Pena | 53 | Harvey: A strong tropical hurricane remembered ... = Harvey: One old pervert is in great trouble; t... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 35 | I went to a most beautiful place yesterday. Th... ~ blueberry tart, cream to eat; bees midst the s... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | My wife told me, "Sex is better on holiday." Th... = Bravo! A comedy sex classic. Tittered when I h... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 19 | "Intellectual growth should commence at birth a... = Old, thin, neglected? So what?! The best ambit... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Ralph Waldo Emerson: "The measure of mental hea... = Media: "How does Trump somehow or other reveal... |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.208) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 28 | Donald Trump tweets: "I yell bigly, raise or provoke a great chaos, and cry 'fake news' too! So terrific!" |
2 | Rosie Perera | 15 | "I know! I prefer to carry a big stick and hoist myself to get one easy world record as a pole vaulter." |
3 | Tony Crafter | 13 | "Take control? Lord! Flop-eared wreck Boris is far too stupid. Anyway I've got nicer legs" - Theresa May |
4 | Ellie Dent | 12 | A former political Pres. refused to kill a bear: a grave story. So the iconic toy known as 'Teddy' grew. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | West African proverb? Actually, there's no record. I say, Teddy's point is: "Go to war, kill foe, make gore!" |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | Harvey Weinstein argued: "Like cool Bill, I do take off/drop my pants to go screw a secretary or star!" |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | A great Oval Office works by diplomacy in key areas, see Donald - not Twitter splurges or rhetoric! |
8 | David Bourke | 8 | View says: "God! I only forgot a trademark 'the'. Sorry...unacceptable "definite-article-less poor work!" |
9 | View | 6 | Sweet talk - cool way to operate.Fie!..Rod breaks doors! Craftiness in diplomacy very regular thing! |
10 | turnip | 5 | Trump says, "Grab every lady's goodie parts and no critic cares. I'll fake the toil for one week or two." |
10 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Donald Trump roars horribly, tweets arrogantly: "Kaepernick is so egotistical. Covfefe? Aye, we do!" |
Total points: | 125 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 40 | A wealthy attorney parked his brand new Porsche... = After a few beers down at our popular local pu... |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | A large grizzly bear, An eager millionaire, A... ~ Asia Argento Lysette Anthony Lucia Evans Gw... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 25 | The Alligator Shoes A young blonde, Zoe, was o... ~ Later, the shopkeeper was driving home, when h... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | "You know what uranium is, right? It's this thi... = Ha, it's incoherent junk from that unhinged po... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 4 | "It is almost inconceivable and certainly socie... = Remember what became of Malaysian Airlines pil... |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | No law, varying the compensation for the servic... = Congress shall never activate an order that ev... |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | A STRANGE WILD SONG |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Halloween Sonnets |
2 | Adie Pena | 21 | bone/boner |
4 | Ellie Dent | 20 | WOMEN and MEN |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Wells Fargo |
Total points: | 114 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.263) |
1 | Tom Myers | 32 | Female organs ~ feel an orgasm. |
2 | David Bourke | 26 | The shamed American film producer Harvey Weinstein = Married man...held up his fat, moist wiener every chance! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | To tread in something* = *I mean rotten dog shit. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Most large lad ‡ A small todger. |
5 | View | 11 | The striptease dancer = Teats! (Hard, erect penis). |
6 | John Ramos | 10 | The Playboy Mansion = Many bi honeys to lap. |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | The "Harvey Weinstein" Halloween costume ~ has wheels, money...with eventual erection. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 1 | The producer Harvey Weinstein = "Yet I crap in shower," he ventured. |
Total points: | 124 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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