| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 35 | A beautiful woman is not a possession, she's a treasure = So true, but a passionate woman is easier, she's also fun! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | First spark->Dating more->Relationship->Engaged-> ~ Married->Pregnant->Kids->Fighting->Separate->Solo. |
3 | Tom Myers | 24 | Restore peace = Create repose. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Those French waiters can be so rude ~ but the chefs and cronies are worse. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | The thing that was important to say = That is what got my sharp attention. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | Motivational speaker: ~ "So note I am a VIP talker." |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | Endometriosis ~ roots inside me. |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | They're taking this car to Seoul, ~ the largest city in South Korea. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | He consumes fruit and vegetables = True veganism; eats no cubed flesh. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Emotional dysregulation = Mood situation, generally. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 7 | More laughter = Get real humor. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | A third gender = Hidden garter. |
13 | View | 3 | Holocaust denier = He is a no-cure dolt. |
Total points: | 192 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | Author William Golding's novel 'Lord of the Flies' = Lads' life on the island will go from rough to vile. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 42 | Renoir's paintings = One's inspiring art. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 28 | English actor Gary Oldman = Oscar night "Lead man" glory. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Drawing ‘Bashful’, ~ a blushing dwarf. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | Cambridge English online dictionary = Main need in bridging school literacy. |
6 | View | 13 | The Shape of Water = Wet phase of heart? |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | The adventure film 'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' = Game: Find, then mount jewel, to calm evil juju there. |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | The American actor David Ogden Stiers = Dead, a service doctor treating in M*A*S*H. |
9 | Tom Myers | 6 | Monty Python's Catalog is on Netflix = It's only fools acting --pay next month. |
Total points: | 192 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.281) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 45 | Uber self-driving car kills pedestrian = I prefer cab driver skill. Less daunting. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | The comedian Ken Dodd has died at ninety years old = One sad day indeed. The Diddy Men are in total shock. |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | Donald Trump's "America First" slogan ~ inflamed promulgators and racists. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Porno star Stormy Daniels = Story drops, Melania's torn. |
5 | David Bourke | 16 | Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal = Naked girls, many a customer. (Donald!) |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | Washington chaos ~ contains hogwash. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | National Pencil Day = And a nice point, y'all! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Nerve agents?! = Event angers. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Snow in Rome ~ in newsroom. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Sir Kenneth Arthur 'Ken' Dodd, OBE = The kind hero, bonkers turn; dead :( |
Total points: | 191 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.312) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 57 | The late Professor Hawking = Hail great works of Stephen. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 36 | American President Donald Trump ~ dumped romantic partner Daniels. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Stephen William Hawking = All saw him thinking, weep. |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | Dino Paul Crocetti (Dean Martin) = Proud, decent, romantic Italian? |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | The Russian President Vladimir Putin = Undaunted spirit prevails in his term. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The American president Donald Trump = A crude land pretends I'm their top man. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | American pilot Charles Elwood "Chuck" Yeager = Plucky air ace; he will go set a record - Mach One! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Sergei and Yulia Skripal = A likely Russian gripe, da? |
9 | View | 4 | Nehemiah Griego = Eerie. Go hang him! |
10 | David Bourke | 1 | The U.S. dancer Morleigh Steinberg = "One's ultra-rich, being Mrs The Edge!" |
Total points: | 191 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.312) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 43 | International Women's Day ~ or adamantly "No, Weinstein!!" |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 43 | Fibonacci Sequence of Numbers (The Golden Spiral) = Presentable as unique form of conch being sliced. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | President's White House in Washington, D.C. = Witnessed pure chaos with no end in sight. |
4 | Tom Myers | 21 | Amazon Prime Streaming Video Service = I gaze on nice TV dramas, premier movies. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) (MND in the UK) = Horrid illness, it can make muscles atrophy a lot. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Wiltshire's Stonehenge Monument = Oh, muse or witness enlightenment? |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement = Oh no! Men call me this interesting acronym, STEVE. |
8 | Adie Pena | 6 | The Gibson Les Paul Goldtop ~ got all 'Pops' doing the blues! |
9 | View | 4 | Hyundai's Kona Electric SUV = Nasty, raucous vehicle kind. |
Total points: | 185 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.290) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | I guess every millennial knew the notorious ter... = But ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 41 | My wife Olive got stung on the forehead by a hu... ~ and she's feeling awful grim. Yes, poor babe; ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 35 | And God said to John, come forth my son and the... = So John, long comforted, gladly did enter here... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 19 | "The profession of a traitor is one of the most ... = Or Putin orders two stooges in fedoras to annih... |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Education of Donald Trump 1. Kew-Forest S... = 1. Memory of a worthy kid in humdrum Kinder ... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The Top Five Banana Producing Countries: 1. In... = Behind: 1. Indian curries 2. Doughnut 3. ... |
Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 51 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | "SOS! Gas attack!" retched Gary. "Out, fast!" He stumbled clumsily, like a bull in a china shop, survival the whole a... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Two colleagues sit at a bar. Both hold rum, have smalltalk. The first guy chugs it fast, leaves safe; the other guy ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | Castor beans with ricin, The lady shall eat; Lima legumes with cyanide Is a cookbook treat. Though she could die,... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Russia's politically-motivated oligarchs infiltrate us. Society has had enough of ugly villains backed by The Kremlin;... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | A colorful critter, what a lovely sight! Such a skillful guy lives in a bog. He eats ants, mites and termites. It's ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Hmm, we accused hothead Russia of using Novichok by stealth to lethally suffocate this old defector Sergei Skripal, alo... |
8 | View | 8 | What's sure, what's ahead? Positive - luck, Negative - bad luck, Magical days, Gloomy hell, holocaust, Less fallac... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 3 | ... |
Total points: | 155 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 39 | Our teacher asked the class what our favourite ... = Pamela, a blonde, city girl, married a dairy f... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 35 | "Easter is… ... = Yoga is... ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | This old fellow dies and goes to Heaven. There'... ~ "Easter...the tot's basket? It's aggravating..... |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | The Best Picture nominees are "Call Me by Your ... ~ And the Oscar goes to the superb Guillermo del ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Go to your back door and look for the DOG. If ... ~ And if, God forbid, the dog has snow on his ba... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 9 | ... = ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "How about kids instead of looking to someone e... = Boo! Such a rotten moron, monotonous brute! Th... |
Total points: | 142 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 54 | Written In March |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Two Poems by William Wordsworth |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | A POISON TREE |
Total points: | 111 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.150) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | The person having 'Bi' orientation = Into penis, vagina, both or neither. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 35 | A persistent guy who will not take "No!" for an answer = Well annoying wanker is often how rape starts out... :-( |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 27 | Vaginal thrusting ~ isn't a vulgar thing. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | My ecstatic smell ‡ Clammy testicles. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | A peaceful protest ‡ Feel up a spectator. |
6 | Adie Pena | 4 | Don't touch me! ‡ Hot cunt mode. |
Total points: | 135 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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