| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | Military man = I'm a Lt. in Army. |
1 | View | 27 | Is Trump the worst president in American history? = Yes, he is! Cretin; stupid man with important errors! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | Accountability? = Cynical about it. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | A man in his grave: we ~ never saw him again. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | The traditional funeral ceremony = Mourn a certain end to earthly life. |
6 | Rik | 19 | Greatest men = Genes matter! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 18 | An inky sight ~ in a night sky! |
8 | Tom Myers | 16 | The no-win scenario = There now in casino. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Diced meat = Decimated. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 9 | I shun the greyest cold in ~ the English countryside. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Deny a mate's last wish... = That way madness lies. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The periodontist's office ~ codifies profits on teeth. |
Total points: | 197 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Zoran | 41 | La persistencia de la memoria = I am Dali's real masterpiece, no? |
2 | David Bourke | 39 | The U.S. actor Verne Troyer = Note: Very short creature. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rik | 16 | Avengers: Infinity War = Five-star winning year? |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The new television baking show "Nailed It" = Not a bit like what we (English) envisioned! |
5 | View | 14 | 'Fifty Shades of Grey', an erotic novel = Yes, a story of different, aching love. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The most famous painting in the world? = The Mona Lisa! (Find out pigments' worth!) |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | The new 'Avengers: Infinity War' = Fans' review: 'Why, entertaining!' |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 10 | Marvel Studios' "Avengers: Infinity War" = "Outstanding film!" ravin' reviewers say. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | "Dawn"'s hit: 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ol... = ... |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | The action movie 'Avengers: Infinity War' = I want to give manic fans every hero in it! |
11 | John Ramos | 5 | Teens bury an ~ Easter Bunny. |
Total points: | 179 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.355) |
1 | Adie Pena | 66 | The sexual predator Cosby = Yes, Doctor Huxtable rapes. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | "I'm Edward Scott Pruitt," ~ stated corrupt dimwit. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | North Korea's Kim Jong-un has met President Moon Jae-in = Top men join in handshake to its major 'no nukes' merger. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | Home Secretary Amber Rudd's resignation = I note shrug as Mrs. May reordered cabinet. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 14 | Slang Terms or Abbreviation: 1. Incel 2. Chad... = 1. Can’t score (celibate/virgin) 2. SOB (man)... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | President Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen = "Help! Can he compensate or interrupt Stormy Daniels?" |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | The Home Secretary Amber Rudd = Shut border, deter race mayhem! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Another son for William and Kate = Onlooker saw third infant: a male! |
9 | View | 7 | The birth of Prince Louis = Hopeful Brits' heir in cot. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Duchess Catherine E. Middleton = Ma issued Decent Child No. Three! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Try and return opioids in black package at ~ National Prescription Drug Take Back Day. |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.355) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 35 | Catherine E. Middleton = A need to emit children. |
2 | Adie Pena | 28 | Luciano Pavarotti = Vocal aria? Put it on. |
3 | Rik | 25 | Attorney Michael Cohen = Her money? I conceal that. |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 17 | His Royal Highness Prince Louis of Cambridge = Sense I could possibly reign from a high chair. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Comedian William Henry Cosby Junior = I'm a sour lech; now I cry on my bed in jail. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | His Royal Highness Prince Louis of Cambridge ~ is a seriously French name (big sigh...) Poor child. |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | The late footballer Raymond Colin Wilkins = Totally brilliant demon for Chelsea, I know! |
8 | Tom Myers | 10 | Prince Philip = Cripple (in hip). |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Attorney Michael Cohen = O arch enemy, not ethical. |
10 | View | 7 | Omri Casspi = O, crap, I miss! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 6 | William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge = I'm married. A kid? Plural! How tough public life is. |
12 | Brian Taylor | 4 | Buck Showalter = Suck Blowheart. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Attorney-at-Law Michael Cohen = May lie on contract. What a heel! |
12 | FatPhil | 4 | Joy-Ann Reid = Enjoy nadir. |
15 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Miss Andrea Erminia Constand ~ is a man, I contend, sans admirer. |
Total points: | 189 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.469) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 40 | The USA travel website company Trip Advisor = Writes about, and maps, every crap hotel visit. |
2 | View | 33 | Dia de Muertos = Our dead's time. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 29 | The US Environmental Protection Agency = No one even in charge... namely Scott Pruitt. |
4 | David Bourke | 24 | The National Obesity Forum = Too fat? Slim! Be a thinner you! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Cambridge Analytica = Aim: Cycling bare data. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | The Korean Peninsula = Speak, then real union. |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | The Los Angeles Freeway in California, ~ i.e., always a long line of fine cars there! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The US military installation Area Fifty One = I stare at this tiny alien or fly in a metal UFO. |
Total points: | 182 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.258) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 34 | This Tortoise family goes to a cafe and orders ... ~ Hours later, still no sign of Ted. Ma: 'Gee, ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | The three different goddesses who made the wors... = Main reason he divorced them: 1. Was forty-so... |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | Attorney Michael Cohen's three clients: 1. Don... = All here had an illicit lay: 1. The bitter U.... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 20 | The Panmunjom Declaration for Peace, Prosperity... = Moon Jae-in and fat pariah Kim turn up on an hi... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | The use of internationally banned chemical weap... = 'The new and reasonable act of my nice ally' (... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | This man asked the old saint, "Sir, what would ... ~ and howled. "I define it as a debilitating pun... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Donald Trump: "Get ready Russia, missiles will ... = Military-show message addressed to Putin by US... |
8 | View | 9 | North and South Korea reportedly set to announc... = Offered end or concord on Korean peninsula wit... |
Total points: | 164 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.276) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Hey, NRA hotheads and fanatic fools, Who may want to arm teachers in our schools, It's offensive to me; Why don't the... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | How can boycotting automatic firearms lower deaths anyway?! Maybe in Norway... Oh, and in the UK. Oh, and Australians... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 25 | What can these guys say about the US? i) Trayvon Martin ii) Michael Brown iii) Alton Sterling iv) Tamir Rice (Also ... |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | The Second Amendment says: "With an efficacious militia being mandatory for your security, it follows that the right to ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | While guns have killed many, the American diet is as lethal. Monitor eating habits; watch everyone's worthy ways, too. I... |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | "Hillary Clinton is a threat to families with a gun. I say that if she ever sets an official to a court, no way to thwar... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Action movies one watches are a sham. If I shot away at twenty guys, neither I nor they can shrug it off - the attack... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Ah, yet I vow homilies are hooey! Custer’s Last Stand at the Battle of the Little Bighorn was a fiasco anyway. First Nat... |
10 | Ellie Dent | 3 | OK, hey, their flamboyant, Wild West movies authenticate this: many US yarns with Clint Eastwood, among others. Howeve... |
Total points: | 154 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 28 | A young girl, Vanessa, started work in the vill... = Hugo and Gwen are flying on vacation to Austra... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Top Ten Visual Masterpieces (courtesy of variou... = Artistry: 1. Da Vinci - Innate flirting 2.... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 18 | Various Famous People Who Were Named Either Lou... = Work/Career 1. A musician 2. One renowned tr... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 17 | THE BRONZE STATUES A tourist wanders into a ba... ~ Rats by the thousands are at his heels - EEEK!... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | ... = ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 3 | Top Ten Ice Cream Flavors 1. Cookies N' Cream ... = What A Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About Yo... |
Total points: | 108 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | Shakespeare's Sonnet No. 163 |
2 | Adie Pena | 35 | TO MY BROTHER |
Total points: | 80 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.125) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 40 | Tell me what you are thinking about right now. = How unlikely I am to get a turn to bang with her... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 39 | Those tall Miami cheerleaders = He admires all their cameltoes. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 28 | Afternoon delight = Often do a girl then. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | Splashing toilet water = It'll get an ass or hip wet. |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | The rich man, the porn star and the Playboy bunny = Ha! They both had plenty Trump boners in a cranny! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Screws all night = Wrestling clash! |
Total points: | 143 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.240) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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