| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | View | 35 | The arms race ~ creates harm. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | 1. Pride 2. Envy 3. Wrath 4. Sloth 5. Greed ... = 1. Vanity 2. "Why ... |
3 | Richard Grantham | 18 | Environmental destruction = Lead content mounts in river. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | What earthly things is Dracula so allergic to? = - Holy water - Direct sunlight - A hot garlic salsa! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Fail to understand something = Smile often, nod and shrug at it! |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | The American political system = My enemies shall act patriotic. |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | A front seat = Often a star. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Performance anxiety = Expiry of an erect man. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | A heartfelt howling = Fright at Halloween! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Nothing ventured, nothing gained = Tending to have no enduring thing. |
10 | Valery Silivanov | 7 | Fulfil own desire! = Life is wonderful. |
12 | Brian Taylor | 4 | "Trust no one" = "Not true, son!" |
13 | John Ramos | 1 | More comics date in ~ romantic comedies. |
14 | jeanmkinney | 0 | Life is wonderful = Ill fund, sore wife. |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | "...Or the Other!: The 799 Awesomest Anagrams" ... = Cash matters... altogether, the man probably o... |
2 | David Bourke | 25 | The Irish vocalist Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor = A hare-brained converter to Islam. I'd section this one! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | A cartel’s bullet? = Better Call Saul! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | View | 21 | The Police's 'Every Little Thing She Does is Magic' = The richest, simply delicate Eighties love song. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Michel de Nostradamus' Les Propheties = "President Trump comes, so hell is ahead." |
6 | Ellie Dent | 17 | The Police's 'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic' = Loved the Eighties' simple, aesthetic song lyric. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | ‘I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!’ = Me? Eat bug? Er... cheerio. Time to fly! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Need dosh grant? = The Dragons' Den. |
9 | Brian Taylor | 5 | "Weaving spiders come not here" = We reside in camps on the Grove. |
Total points: | 161 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Richard Grantham | 27 | The alternative right = Letting a hater thrive. |
1 | View | 27 | Nationalist = Anti-Latinos. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Cristiano Ronaldo named in Las Vegas rape claim = "Pardon? I am no villain, I'm a legend as a soccer star!" |
4 | Brian Taylor | 20 | Trump and Kanye sitting in a tree: ~ punk meeting retard at insanity. |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | The government's post-Brexit trade policy = Predictably, I move to strengthen exports. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change = Men call time, announcing "Planet Earth on the verge". |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Caravan of migrants heads towards US = America draws thousands of vagrants. |
7 | Christopher Davis | 11 | Our president is a fraud ~ For reputed Russian aid |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | That American 'Tree of Life' Synagogue = Feelings of agony at a true hate crime. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 2 | The Indonesian city Palu = Pain's continual - they die. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Migrant caravan of hope ~ or campaign to far haven. |
10 | David Bourke | 2 | The MAGA bomber Cesar Altier Sayoc = October: He rages, may blast America. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Voter suppression = Vipers oust person. |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 40 | The late soprano Montserrat Caballe = Lament the lost Barcelona opera star. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | The musician George Harrison = Honor his serene guitar magic. |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | Russian President Vladimir Putin = Sin and ruin! Evil-spirited as Trump! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | US Senate Majority Leader Mitchell McConnell = The snide cruel man calmly rejects all emotion. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Brett Kavanaugh = A knave, brat, thug. |
6 | View | 8 | Ryan Lochte = Cry "Ethanol!" |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Professor Strumia of The University of Pisa and CERN = Stupid arse, I roar out offensive "physics for men" rant. |
8 | David Bourke | 4 | Soprano Montserrat Caballe = Lament Barcelona's poor star! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 2 | The GRU Colonel Anatoliy Vladimirovich Chepiga = Rage over 'civilian on holiday' chemical plot thug. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Adie Pena | 29 | The Big Three: General Motors, Ford, and Fiat Chrysler = The old bigger cars from those aren't earth-friendly. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | The American 'Tree of Life' Synagogue = I feel the rage of one mean, racist guy. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | International Court of Justice = Of crucial interest to a joint UN. |
4 | Brian Taylor | 17 | The United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement = Noted statute mediates American exchange. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Ben & Jerry's finest Cookie Dough Ice Cream = Food I unite; cheese & crackers bring me joy! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) = Carry out a pumped control in a crisis. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | Tree of Life Synagogue = Feeling of outrage? Yes! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | The Hawaiian Volcano Observatory = Vibration, lava too, shown each year. |
9 | View | 9 | The Kalashnikov rifle = Hah, knave fires to kill! |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | ... ~ * Almost Exactly * A Definite "Maybe" * Cold... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Britain's Most Popular Albums Of All Time (per ... = 1. Moptops on music trip 2. Sombre LP by burl... |
3 | Brian Taylor | 20 | Tried to purchase Banksy’s ‘Girl With Balloon’ ... ~ but look: he shreds the original art as wanton... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | One day, Andy got home from work to find his wi... ~ "and you can do whatever you want." "OK, fine... |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | Three Reasons Why Brits Voted For Brexit* 1. E... = 1. No corrective options here 2. Excessive im... |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | The late Leicester City owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha = A vibrant wealthy Thai, dead in a helicopter service crash. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The singer Taylor Alison Swift supports the Democrats ~ and Trump hates the artiste’s flowery songs or politics. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 8 | "Presidential Alert: THIS IS A TEST of the Nati... = "I'm safe, a recent reality star. No regrets, ... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | I hate those politicians that seem to know the ... = Voting to leave the EU throws the UK economy i... |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | "Presidential Alert: THIS IS A TEST of the Nati... = Precedent? Is it a legal infraction? Seems the... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | ... = courier>Wha... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | ... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Stephen Hawking had huge idea: "It's imperative to colonise space in a rush... a true 'Space Race'" Star Trek said it: "... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Sure, I agree. But I can hear more. That great scientist Hawking, despite handicap, also directs us to hope: lift eyes;... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 12 | "Fuck the world. It's a cesspit. I don't give a rip. Stocks are on the rise. We pay Russia to enable hot election here.... |
6 | Christopher Davis | 10 | But sir, suppose Carl Sagan - a true scientist - were alive. He might indicate he hopes nations can look out, work toge... |
7 | Adie Pena | 8 | Is attacker Thanos initiating a gigantic disaster to destroy the world? Don't panic because our hope, the Marvel superh... |
8 | Brian Taylor | 7 | Sketchy religious superstitions lead panic: easier to parrot depressing, alarmist fake news (without evidence) than dec... |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | Great idea here: See if we can aspire to do any task without politics, Donald Trump (the arrestable narcissist laughing... |
10 | View | 3 | Speaking about danger, risk and insecurity there is more: have wars, air pollution, water pollution, fascistic hotheads... |
Total points: | 148 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | TEN FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT FARTS 1. You pro... = 1. It's the same amount of gas as in a 2-litre... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | ... = 1. Mr. Lincoln 2. Mrs. Thatcher 3. A ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | DIVERSITY Recently, this large corporation hir... ~ However, a new irregularity, luckily rare, occ... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 12 | A List of the Ten Most Valuable Brands in the W... = 1. Online retail trailblazer 2. Computers, p... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | "This site uses cookies from Google to deliver i... = Our success and fortune is down to individuals... |
6 | Adie Pena | 5 | Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, th... ~ are the European Union's member states. I ca... |
Total points: | 104 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | THE DASH |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The only Ghost I ever saw |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | OCTOBER |
4 | Tony Crafter | 11 | BROWN PENNY |
Total points: | 103 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.222) |
1 | David Bourke | 35 | Get her hands upon my genitalia, perhaps? = The "happy ending" in the massage parlour. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Get rid of this 'Hot-Whores.net' later by ~ deleting the history of that browser! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | Taking off your clothes = I felt so horny, got a fuck! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 17 | That Saudi Crown Prince = He is a cunt! (Print “coward”). |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | Elon Musk, FRS (Fellowship of the Royal Society) = Fuck! So he's the loopy, silly owner of Tesla firm?! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Some rumpy-pumpy in the night = I posture, humping my nymphet. |
Total points: | 122 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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