| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Julian Lofts | 35 | Rightwing populists = Gringos with pulpits. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 30 | Those politicians = Is ethics optional? |
3 | Ellie Dent | 24 | Wept to hear ~ the war poet. |
4 | Adie Pena | 22 | Faint of heart = Fear, not faith. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 19 | A foot fetishist = A stiff toe is hot! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | "Gang Crimes On Rise!" ~ is scaremongering. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | It was right on the tip of my tongue = I forget now, may spit the thing out! |
8 | jjoojjoojj | 13 | Vegetarian noodles = Vegan does oriental. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | What I cherish most..? = Oh, white Christmas! |
10 | Valery Silivanov | 12 | Solely between you and me, ~ we absolutely need money. |
11 | Brian Taylor | 10 | O, the nature gods riot ~ in the great outdoors. |
12 | David Bourke | 3 | When there is a window of opportunity = Er, why not do it NOW...with a fine purpose? |
13 | Colleen Parkin | 1 | The mental disorder, Schizophrenia = A hidden peril. Schizos hear torment. |
Total points: | 215 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.351) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 48 | Michelle Obama writes ~ a swell memoir, I betcha! |
2 | Valery Silivanov | 41 | Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita' = Still an amoral, vivid book. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | Bryan Singer's latest film "Bohemian Rhapsody" = As boys masterly perform in a hit English band. |
4 | View | 25 | Good Morning Britain = Dominating or boring? |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The singer Ed Sheeran = He's serenading there. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Edouard Manet's picture: 'A Bar at the Folies-Bergère' = Pub mirror reflected a sad beaut in a theatre. Go see! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 19 | The former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney = Performer can say "Let It Be" much later. |
8 | Colleen Parkin | 8 | The sword in the stone = The words in the notes. |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | The singer Marvin 'Meat Loaf' Aday = Made as the original very fat man. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The movie "The House with a Clock in its Walls" = Show kills time, no value. Oh, Cate is the witch. |
Total points: | 217 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.270) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 37 | Romaine lettuce = E. coli menu treat. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | 'No deal is better than a bad deal' - PM Theresa May = A bad premise that she later tamely abandoned. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 36 | Another US shooting = Oh, ration those guns! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Donald Trump's White House = Humanoid upsets the world. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Donald Trump is threatening to close borders of US = Send lots of horrid migrants to Pluto and be secure. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Paradise and Malibu, California, United States = Situation: a burnt area and displaced families. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | The wildfire in Northern California = Rich few fled annihilation in terror. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | The town of Paradise, California = What rapid fire! No safe location. |
9 | View | 8 | The Syrian migrants = Nasty nightmare, sir. |
10 | Dean Mayer | 6 | Art in sleep = RIP Stan Lee. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Alaska quake damages roads, brings scenes of chaos = Area shakes, squads began access, among a flood risk. |
11 | Brian Taylor | 5 | The actor Douglas Rain is dead at 0090 = Credited as AI astronaut-god HAL9000. |
13 | Ethan | 3 | Labor unions celebrated as the ~ tender liberal outshone a scab. |
Total points: | 221 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.342) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 28 | The Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman ~ dismembers a loathed man in much pain. |
2 | Adie Pena | 23 | The surrealist Dali = Hailed artist rules! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The Argentine, Lionel Andres Messi Cuccittini = Eminent little genius: "I dance in a soccer shirt." |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 22 | The Trump administration = Rumor? That it is damn inept! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 21 | War Poet Wilfred Owen = WWI Front ordeal...weep. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Donald Trump, the President of the United States = Had to pretend Left's upset in House didn't matter. |
6 | View | 16 | Israeli PM Netanyahu = Inept human, easy liar. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The President of the United States, Donald Trump = Nuts! Protest time: defeat and punish the toddler! |
9 | David Bourke | 14 | Sophia Floersch = Crash foils hope. |
10 | Valery Silivanov | 13 | Maurits Escher = Such is mere art. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Jair Messias Bolsonaro ~ is one major liar as boss. |
Total points: | 197 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.314) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 52 | The popular social platform Twitter = It helps Trump write a lot of crap. A LOT! |
2 | FatPhil | 39 | United States of America = Certified to amuse Satan! |
3 | John Ramos | 34 | The Saudis ~ had U.S. ties. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 29 | England's Lake District - a UNESCO World Heritage Site = It's scenic, rugged, rains a lot. Take the rod and wellies! |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | The Pontiac Silverdome = A historic development. |
6 | View | 8 | Huawei Technologies Co. Ltd ~ would get a cool Chinese hit! |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | France's Big Three: Renault, Peugeot and Citroën = Begun creating cars for the entitled European! |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | Sears, Roebuck and Company store = Do so-so careers mean bankruptcy? |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The National Association of Broadcasters = So, the contact for a sensational radio bias? |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Paradise, California, United States = Ironic title, as a part is unsafe, dead. |
Total points: | 205 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | True, the Seven Deadly Sins is a group of vices... ~ Have PRIDE in your kids, A LUST for life, A ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 35 | The World's Wealthiest Dead Celebrities Top th... = 1. Creepy 'thriller' or helpless man-child? 2... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 29 | I asked my daughter, Anna Beth if she had seen ... ~ "Why?" I asked. "Progress. People generally us... |
4 | Adie Pena | 28 | The 21st Century American Presidents 1. Clinto... = 1. Horny 2. Stupid 3. Calm, Impeccant, Mat... |
5 | David Bourke | 16 | The Who's guitarist Pete Townshend and lead sin... = "There's another grey hair! Guess we *didn't* ... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Forbes: America's Top Five Colleges 1 Harvard ... = 1 Staff, old history in government 2 Vast res... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | What characteristics would one reasonably expec... = An arch brexiteer, crafty old white man, media... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Trump personally answers Mueller questions abou... = Honest answer: top enabler, sly Mr Putin, is a... |
Total points: | 176 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 49 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Men, who fought blindly Wallowing in mud In wet, rat-infested trenches The dead The widowed The futility I wear ... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | "He died with honour STOP" The telegram ... |
4 | View | 14 | HELP! War is infected muddle, filthy inept demented torment! Weep, find new whim, twit! "War, huh, yeah What is i... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 10 | TRIAL Two fighting men die, downward to hell descend: but will they find warmth, meet up free of pain? Why, hope is with... |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | Without the fifth, the dumb testified. They plead, "How many men died?" Waging to perfection, women yearn, "When wi... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | We few, the fitful.... Thud! The biped, hit in the helmet, crippled, with wet feet: "I'm gonna lay down my sword & sh... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | ... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Poem Daft belligerents Putin and Trump schemed And then initiated WWIII. They forgot how War’s hell, the futility o... |
10 | Brian Taylor | 4 | Pandemonium! Truth: the first casualty. "Lend hint why? What's the meaning?" Blindfolded with piety, we lie to the ... |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | A man was walking along the beach when he notic... ~ So, he deliberated a moment, and howled, "Hah!... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 30 | DOG DICTIONARY TOILET BOWL: A heavenly, quick ... = SOFA: See resting place. Also serves as napkin... |
4 | Adie Pena | 25 | The Complete List of Rodgers and Hammerstein Mu... = 1. Farm life 2. Maine setting 3. Iowa kinsfo... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 18 | Who are the key figures in the consulate murder... = SNAFU 1. Male journalist perished 2. Fiancee... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 15 | THIS YEAR'S HIGHEST PAID ACTRESSES 1. Scarlett... = 1. Jolly rich! 2. Cue a majestic enchant... |
Total points: | 152 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 48 | The Grave of Keats by Oscar Wilde |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Bohemian Rhapsody |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | NOVEMBER 6 |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | 1 Corinthians 13 (New International Version) |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN |
Total points: | 144 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Metal penis rings ~ rip men's genitals. |
2 | Brian Taylor | 30 | I eat pumpkin and shit out poetry; ~ put that in your pipe and smoke it! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Missionary sex position = So poor... I miss a sixty-nine! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 22 | Delayed gratification = Ready to get laid... if I can. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Help yourself to shit = The lousy shoplifter |
6 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Rabidness at ~ arsebandits. |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | The American actor and singer Kevin Spacey = Pass over an erect dick? I can't! Gay man in here! |
8 | View | 8 | Exclusive = U C live sex |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | Sarina Rose Potgieter = Roger at it...a sore penis! |
Total points: | 162 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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