| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 27 | Holding back tears = Blocking sad heart. |
2 | Dean Mayer | 22 | Materialised = It is 'made real'. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | Sad patients ensure ~ antidepressant use. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Lose matches = He comes last. |
5 | Brian Taylor | 10 | Distinguished service = Is given his due credits. |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | Greenhouse gas emissions = Ongoing issue – Here's a mess! |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | A nice picture of myself = I mean, I focus perfectly! |
7 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Those vapid social influencers write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Self-deprecating humour ‡ *under laugh* "I'm so perfect." |
10 | View | 6 | If clue's "Pres. DT" = Disrespectful. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | The good news is we've made it to our Golden Years = I say, we've retired and now ought to see some gold! |
11 | John Ramos | 4 | Insurance fraud = Under a car is fun. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Disillusioned traveler: ~ "Ireland? It is ever so dull." :( |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Specification = I act if in scope. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Plausible deniability = Lies? Indubitably, a pile! |
16 | Valery Silivanov | 0 | Thus, we live on Mad Earth. = Whatever it should mean. |
16 | George Missailidis | 0 | Appreciate the ~ Earth (peace tip). |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.708) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | The criminal mind Ernst Stavro Blofeld = That central evildoer in Mr. Bond's films. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 27 | 'Seascape' by Oscar-Claude Monet = Ocean bays do seem spectacular! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Edouard Manet's painting: 'The Luncheon on the Grass' = Huh? One nude girl and men in coats? Strange pose, that. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Disney's Mary Poppins Returns = Uppity nanny's orders impress |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | The biographical film 'Bohemian Rhapsody' ~ may help British face homophobia, darling. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 12 | The series Narcos: Mexico = Cocaine, sex, hits, remorse. |
7 | John Ramos | 11 | Coloring book = Cool. Ok, boring. |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | "No Such Thing as a Fish" = Oh, shush! Fascinating! |
9 | Valery Silivanov | 4 | Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” = We are favored girls in the sky. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 4 | "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesa... = Memo: "We got to see a cute tots' show on the ... |
11 | View | 2 | The famous motion picture ‘Ghostbusters' = Some outfit! Rush it, get obscure phantoms! |
12 | Brian Taylor | 1 | Dark Mission: The Secret History Of NASA = Essay has fiendish moon tricks... or ET art? |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | Mary Poppins Returns = Sorry pap - men spurn it! |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Christian Bale winning best actor award = Brando incarnate brings a wit while cast. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.583) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | It ain't broke? Don't fix it = If it ain't OK, don't Brexit! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The special counsel Robert Swan Mueller = "Let's all corner Trump now, because he lies!" |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | The American government shutdown = Condemn that! The maneuver is wrong! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 16 | In the bleak mid winter = Mired in white blanket. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Theresa May's Brexit deal vetoed in historic defeat = My! Extra voters decide that her idea is not feasible. |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | Trump addresses the nation ‡ Trust a handsome President. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | A partial government shutdown = An overt Washington Trump deal. |
7 | Brian Taylor | 8 | Tulsi for President = Proud leftist siren. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Duke of Edinburgh was involved in an auto crash = Dad had fun having a tour, but now revoke his license! |
10 | Adie Pena | 5 | Trump to declare a national emergency? = One could permanently target America! |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | Wade Robson / James Safechuck = "We'd each abuses from Jackson". |
11 | Julian Lofts | 4 | Two niños ran, USA detains, then they die = This year is two thousand and nineteen. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Apple's FaceTime lets you eavesdrop on other users = Media see that creeps love to spy on us for pleasure. |
14 | View | 1 | Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib = Gosh, DT is abnormal, I can swear! |
15 | George Missailidis | 0 | Can smoke cigarettes = Kiss me to get a cancer. |
Total points: | 138 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.652) |
1 | Adie Pena | 24 | Democrat Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi = Correct a paralysed nation and mad policies! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 20 | The Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón = Such a career to do "Roma" on Netflix, Inc. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The Speaker of the House of Commons, John Simon Bercow = Show him some respect? Come on! The Hon. buffoon's a joker. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | Nancy Patricia Pelosi ~ can prey as politician. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 14 | The Welsh actor Windsor Davies = We loved his orders. What antics! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Sarah Caroline Olivia Colman = I nail a role: a monarch is vocal! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | President of Zimbabwe, Emmerson Mnangagwa = News of big, brazen, power-mad mismanagement. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Victorina Morales = Reclaim visa, or not? |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | House Speaker Nancy Pelosi = Oy, she rankles a pious Pence! |
10 | Brian Taylor | 5 | Edward Bernays = Brand draws eye. |
11 | View | 3 | The Reverend John Thomas Sweeney = Sh! Heed, Johnson met every raw teen. |
11 | David Bourke | 3 | President Jair Messias Bolsonaro = Major person in Brasil does siesta! |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 35 | Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) = I must find men coming to America to screen. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Tetley bags ~ GB-style tea. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 13 | SETI - The Search For Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence = Their role is exacting, if rather relentless - trace ET! |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | Laphroaig Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky = I'm high, as tipsy alcoholics walk strangely. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 11 | The species of fish called Thunnus orientalis = Chef turns flesh into sushi, i.e. sliced on a plate |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The Blood Red Wolf Moon Lunar Eclipse = Hint or omen for a cold spell due below. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The U.S. and Mexico border fence = A decree to nix fecund hombres. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Acute ankylosing spondylitis = It's agony on sickly adult spine! |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | The National Border Patrol Council = Liberal - Oh, I cannot protect our land. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 2 | The Gulf of California, or the Sea of Cortes = Go to far shoreline for the life of a cactus. |
10 | View | 2 | Dodge Challenger = Legend car. Gold, eh? |
Total points: | 143 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.458) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 40 | Guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and st... ~ The man answers: "Stress. Lots. You'd be drink... |
2 | Adie Pena | 32 | The aim then was nasty Mexico paying for a wall... ~ So why are the American taxpayers now footing ... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 13 | "I am proud to shut down the government for bor... = However, Trump's tried to burden you Democrats... |
4 | View | 11 | Holding back tears, Andy Murray announces retirement = Remarkable tennis cut... many hard years on court ending. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 11 | I knew today was going to be dreadful. The mor... ~ CLUNK! An old fellow, a ... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | "As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ... = Effete Donald Trump caved in to rate over gent... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 5 | By continuing to browse this website, you agree... = We agree to serve you clickbait, a publicity s... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Online Ad for "Grammarly" Make sure everything y... = For Anagram: * Revere Freeware * Spellcheck it ... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sw... = Gosh amazing rare sights - sees crystalline wa... |
Total points: | 126 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 32 | Man approaching a pup asked a farm kid, "Will your pup bite?" "No." After the canine severed a finger, man wails, "... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 31 | ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | A skeptical, non-PC view of man, I think! Ingratitude is a ... |
4 | David Bourke | 10 | A canine: Best friend to man, a devoted guide, worker, waits up, barks. A feline: A haughty pet, I find! Prim, nocturn... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Kind, appreciative people admire the wag of unassuming Fido, unlike insincere folk that don't; money-mad rubbish want a... |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 5 | The hilarious difference between a warm, romantic boy, and a puppet: If I'm having no strings attached, unlike a sad ol... |
6 | Adie Pena | 5 | We snub a barking Rin Tin Tin, A padded pug, a kind Collie named Lassie. We prepare to turn away Toto. I'm picking... |
8 | View | 4 | Kick it! Sometimes we call a man "dog", but what is the name of pals' wife? Dear hairy friend? Kind dingo? Private ape?... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Trump's dad gave him a million bucks; fair, in theory. He proceeded to bait a neat wife, appal us, not paying workers, ... |
9 | Adrian Hickford | 2 | Ha! Afterward, Mr Clemens said he liked affectionate, purring kitties above mankind, human society, and a growing puppy... |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Piffling pup pap is a Yank cut-up's - Oscar Wilde (aka Fame with "The heart was made to be broken ... Everything in mod... |
12 | Julian Lofts | 1 | Trump: he was a vile billionaire, a dopy President, a fucking prick, hating the uppity Democrat foe, fake news, hobo mi... |
13 | turnip | 0 | Politicians blamed other politicians for bad three week American government shutdown. Idea: a fake king and a wimpy pup... |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.650) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | A man walks into a bar on a Friday evening. He ... ~ Refreshing! A nice old-fashioned idea, the bar... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | An elderly couple, who had been courting for ma... = The elderly lady was standing by the cruise sh... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | ... = ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 13 | TEN OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS WALLS IN HISTORY... = OLD BUZZARD TRUMP A grotesque man With inef... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Just as a butcher Jim, is shooing a dog away fr... ~ The dog runs up to a house and drops his lamb ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 7 | A Long List of the Twenty Greatest Soccer Player... = 1. Most esteemed scorer from Brazil - so good, ... |
Total points: | 102 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Adie Pena | 17 | JANUARY |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Groundhog Day |
3 | David Bourke | 14 | Uptown Funk |
4 | George Missailidis | 13 | Sonnet 130 to Abe Lincoln Biography (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Leo the lion |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | RING RING |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | CHANGES AT THE NORTH POLE |
8 | George Missailidis | 2 | A Lady's Brief Poem |
9 | George Missailidis | 0 | A Cradle Song |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.529) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Doing untimely shots at a party ~ may lead to shitting your pants. |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | A philanderer's ~ real hard penis. |
3 | John Ramos | 13 | Impeach the motherfucker. = "Ahem! Fetch Trump." "OK!" I cheer. |
4 | View | 12 | Loud orgasm = Our lads' "OMG!" |
5 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Shaven cunt’s ~ Venus’ snatch. |
5 | Valery Silivanov | 10 | What a violent orgasm, ~ with love to anagrams. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Oral pleasure ‡ repel arousal. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 4 | I inserted a toilet brush up the arse = A thrust rite established in Europe. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 3 | Mushroom penis = Humpin's morose. |
10 | George Missailidis | 2 | I nailed a woman = i.e. moan and wail. |
Total points: | 113 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.526) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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