| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 29 | Saving the planet = It's the vegan plan! |
2 | Richard Grantham | 25 | End of the world is nigh = How's the fiddling, Nero? |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 23 | Learn from your mistakes. = *My* faults? I make NO errors! |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 17 | In the trees = I nest there. |
4 | George Missailidis | 17 | I may be in prison for decades ~ for my pea-brained decisions. |
6 | View | 13 | Great actors ~ target Oscar. |
7 | FatPhil | 11 | Unsafely took flight = Falling out of the sky. |
8 | Micah Newman | 10 | Genetically modified organisms = Silly me, digesting American food! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The lunatics have taken over the asylum = Inmate: "Usually the cranks have the vote!" |
10 | Tyler Severance | 7 | Misuse of grammar and ~ anagrams for dummies. |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | A supremacist = Eats up racism. |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | The hairdresser to President Donald Trump ~ renders that prime rodent as polished turd! |
13 | Adie Pena | 5 | The Holocaust deniers ~ shouted: "Hitler? No case!" |
14 | Brian Taylor | 2 | Today is the Vernal Equinox! = Rode on thy equivalent axis. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof = One lets the Divinity see off a future hitch. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Virtual reality access ~ creates visual clarity. |
17 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | He says, "A normal bottle in front of me ~ seems finer than a frontal lobotomy!" |
18 | Valery Silivanov | 0 | In our night dreams ~ rude thing is a norm. |
18 | Rosie Perera | 0 | The digital audio workstation = I go edit a talk or a sound with it. |
18 | Dharam Khalsa | 0 | White supremacists ~ use the racist wimps. |
18 | George Sicherman | 0 | There's antagonism = Haters gonna smite. |
Total points: | 186 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.677) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | What's Garfield's main life goal? = "Fill a fridge with some lasagna!" |
2 | Josiah Winslow | 30 | The Michael Jackson documentary "Leaving Neverland" = Many have checked: call it "revenge", and not "journalism". |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | 'Antony and Cleopatra' by William Shakespeare = It's happened, a snake clearly bit a royal woman! |
4 | David Bourke | 15 | The Spice Girls vocalist Melanie Brown = "Closet lesbian" claims with Geri proven! |
5 | George Missailidis | 13 | I found art forms ~ of random fruits. |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | The Beatles' 'Eleanor Rigby' = Only their agreeable best. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Edouard Manet's: A Self Portrait with Palette = I see that famed painter upset art world ... a lot. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 9 | The New England Patriots = The greats planned to win. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Keala Settle's 'This Is Me' from ... = A statement: 'I'm the gross freak who still ha... |
10 | View | 4 | The indie duo band Her’s = Hear both died in US end. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | The American Kennel Club Museum of the Dog = Humble folk to see nude gem: much canine art! |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Jordan Peele's film "Us" ~ sells on fear; I jumped! |
Total points: | 176 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 35 | Undocumented persons = Ones Trump's denounced. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 28 | Great Britain and the European Union = Pending area, but either an in or an out. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | They say that Mick Jagger has slept with over 4... = ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Outrage in the mosque = So quiet... then, a morgue. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 12 | The actor Luke Perry has died in USA = Pure incredulity as he had a stroke. |
6 | FatPhil | 11 | Jussie Smollett cleared = See dollars melt justice. |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | The U.S. military troops = Trump hostile to Syria? |
8 | View | 10 | Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election = Liar! Putin (Moscow) is his independent instructor. |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | The "Gilets jaunes" riots in France = The anger's for a silent injustice. |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | The riots in France are ~ rather fine reactions! |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Theresa May’s Brexit deal is rejected by Parliament = American experts may jeer at the debates: "Silly bird!" |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Transgender ban in the military = Hinted at binary: girls aren't men! |
13 | Valery Silivanov | 3 | Euro came into life = I feel more caution. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | The death of country singer Justin Carter = Gets hurt, shot in fact - injury to end career. |
15 | George Missailidis | 2 | Pope Francis: "So I deal with ~ worst paedophiles if I can." |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | David Bourke | 39 | Linda Louise Eastman McCartney = Stance is made on animal cruelty. |
2 | View | 33 | Korean Kim Jong Un = Joke running amok. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Julian Lofts | 29 | Theresa May ‡ "Hear me, stay!" |
4 | Rosie Perera | 20 | The Christian author Clive Staples Lewis = Aslan routs the evil witch. A priceless hit! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Top Four Men: Jesus Christ Muhammad Buddha Gandhi = Death punch: Judas Bad farm item Mushroom dish Gun |
6 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The late Wilfred Owen = To define the war well. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | President Donald Trump = Lord, darn impudent pest! |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | Caryn Elaine Johnson (Whoopi Goldberg) = Enjoying her cool persona. And how glib! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Yvette Cooper MP = My vote? Top creep! |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Michael John Avenatti = Have no jail time, natch! |
Total points: | 182 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.323) |
1 | Adrian Hickford | 31 | Congestion Charge = Going here can cost! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Wildlife Rehabilitation Center = Nice, for we heal a little bird in it. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Britain's Westminster Parliament - 'The house of fools' = The MPs in there are witless buffoons. Amoral, is it not? |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | President of the United States = That nut personifies detested! |
5 | Brian Taylor | 14 | Jet Propulsion Laboratory ~ plots a polar-orbit journey. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 13 | International Women's Day = A solidarity... none want men?? |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | International Day of Happiness = I fail on a phony anti-depressant! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Saint Patrick's Day celebration = Drink bar ale steins to capacity. |
9 | Micah Newman | 9 | Nuclear Regulatory Commission = Gloomy atomic insurance rulers. |
10 | Adie Pena | 8 | Britain-less European Union = In or out...insuperable, insane. |
11 | FatPhil | 7 | International Women's Day = Man's new orientation: lady. |
12 | View | 6 | Hong Kong Disneyland Resort = "Only kind grandsons go there!" |
13 | David Bourke | 3 | Today (eighth of March) is International Women's Day = Any man: "Hey, do me a sandwich first!". (I ignore that tool!) |
13 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert = Still watch the news? Oh, better hope! |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.467) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 45 | United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland = I find broken nation trading under grim no-deal threat. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | "I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear that I... = "I, Donald J. Trump, attest that I will offend... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 20 | The March wind roars in like a wild beast, t... = But when wind isn't icy, is as mild as a dove... |
4 | David Bourke | 19 | The Boeing Maneuvering Characteristics Augmenta... = Can bug in it not sometimes intervene, cause a... |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | All of these three world leaders are U.S. Presid... = This dumb drama of powerful men: 1. Dismember t... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 16 | 'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting t... = 'Love is a composite of two bodies lusting i... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | "A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how ... = Yes, a heroine will multitask - go to work, br... |
8 | George Missailidis | 13 | These are the four best-known physicists: 1. A... = They saw beauties 1. In light (we think) 2. ... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | One untidy electrician, Stephen McKears from Sev... = Shed user is in for rather nice shock; there on... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 2 | This dead whale is discovered in the Amazon jun... = The headline’s clever! Just amazing! So how in... |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 38 | And as technology's finding the scene, We get geeked, aim to buy a machine. Forking up any price For some lovely device,... |
2 | David Bourke | 28 | Wake up! Turn off and cancel every unnecessary spy gadget in any all-seeing voice gimmick, banal needless doohickey, e-... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | NO REFUGE ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Fine logic, but efficient technology cannot freely replace humans, since we already depend on engaging everyday folks t... |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Programming is like selling a huge fancy ice bucket once a year to a gang of Eskimo. The effectiveness can fully vary... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Every day I meet young people, boys and girls alike, who have a lack of science or engineering understanding. Fact is... |
8 | Adrian Hickford | 6 | Douglas Adams's "Hitchhikers" outcome is baffling: "Destroy any computer-engineering in fake packaging. Effectively, ev... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | "It seems the United Kingdom sees Theresa May's robotic folly, defying given policy change, can generate one insanely ... |
10 | Brian Taylor | 4 | To McLuhan, every 'media warning' book is merely vague forecasting of yesterday's hell; the skeptic panicked at inane i... |
11 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Boffins can envisage monkeys actually typing Shakespeare; I see changes, modern, to date unimagined technology could ye... |
11 | George Missailidis | 2 | Anyone creating fresh, New technology And updating my Gadget lives to sickly Ruin - loads of Areas feel safe if M... |
11 | View | 2 | Gee, cocky guys! TV's, guns, nice iPhones, recent iPads, any microwave, i.e., all funny, eerie kind of gadgets mere fak... |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.481) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 32 | A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu h... ~ His Hindu friend agreed to swap with him. But ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | The Labourite teacher asked her class how many ... = Miss Jeffery, a young female teacher, asked he... |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | The Ten Greatest Sci-Fi Films of All Time 10. So... = 10. Zany water planet 9. Dystopian hell 8. Fra... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | During my tour of the mental asylum, I asked th... ~ "Oh, I understand - you mean it's the size," I... |
5 | George Missailidis | 16 | Announcements NOMINEES, PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTI... = Anagrammer: "Nice, but... I like them all! To... |
6 | David Bourke | 7 | Mick Jagger: "I'm so sorry to all our fans in... = Keith Richards: "Oh wow! Now I don't listen to ... |
Total points: | 127 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.273) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | IT IS MARCH |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | AMERICAN TUNE |
3 | Ellie Dent | 14 | IF YOU FORGET ME. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | PADDY and MURPHY |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | "The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows" |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | Reasons To Be Cheerful Part Three |
7 | George Missailidis | 4 | Snow and Feathers |
8 | George Missailidis | 2 | Knowledge |
Total points: | 103 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | Discrimination based on the colour of a man's skin = No Boneheads, Idiots nor Nationalism! Fuck racism! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Vaginal curtain? = An actual virgin! |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | Female porn stars = Partners of males. |
4 | David Bourke | 12 | The purpose of labiaplasty operations = Hole "a beauty!", proportionate pissflaps. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Hell, as I walked in on my wife screwing two athletes, ~ it was the longest awkward silence in my whole life! |
6 | George Missailidis | 11 | Oh, I got horny, happier finding ~ high-definition pornography! ;) |
7 | Valery Silivanov | 10 | Knights are wild ~ with naked girls. |
8 | Adie Pena | 5 | The gay and lesbian community = Anyone LGBT, much AIDS anytime. |
9 | View | 2 | Soliciting prostitutes = Strip sluts --> I get coition |
Total points: | 114 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.474) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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