| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | The divorce felt rough when ~ we fought over the children. |
2 | View | 43 | I was stealing that = It's against the law. |
3 | George Missailidis | 29 | Candles at night = A scent and light. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 25 | Stained glass = A design lasts. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | Old age pensioners = I see England's poor. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Procrastinating = Staring into crap. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Peace and tranquility = Any planet acquired it? |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Procrastinating = Part is not caring. |
9 | Valery Silivanov | 7 | I am a selfish, weird, trashy online poet. ~ Please share this information widely. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Respecting another's personal space = The creeps can't go near a person's lips. |
11 | Adrian Hickford | 4 | To reanimate ~ a marionette. |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | Thing is, I turn diabetic ~ raiding the biscuit tin. |
13 | Adie Pena | 3 | A self-righteous man = This famous general... |
13 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Destruction by fire = Burnt edifice story. |
Total points: | 216 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 47 | Roots: The Saga of an American Family = A montage of a male’s African history. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 30 | The 'Seascape' by Oscar-Claude Monet = He eyed boats; captures ocean's calm. |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | The Marvel Studios movie "Avengers: Endgame" = Divulge men's motive: reverse Thanos' damage! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 21 | The Walt Disney Studios movie 'Mary Poppins Returns' = Trusty Ms. Supernanny, who revisits to aid dim people. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The drama 'Game of Thrones' = The Mama of Three Dragons. |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Henry Thomas as Elliott = I'm E.T.'s host, ally on Earth. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | "Kidnapped" by Robert Louis Stevenson = Old book inspired by true events' span. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The Discovery Channel program "Naked and Afraid" = Very cold night and a roar in camp, and she freaked! |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | The actor Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire = Claim laid for it: "Tis Mrs Brown, ah to be sure!" |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | Men hate a 'Mother of Dragons' ~ on the drama 'Game of Thrones'. |
11 | Brian Taylor | 4 | "Magnificent desolation" ~ is enigmatic tone of land. |
12 | George Missailidis | 2 | The series, Married At First Sight = Regret this dream; this is a strife! |
Total points: | 194 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 33 | The Mueller report about U.S. election meddling = Hello! Let me begin our outline: Trump's ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Notre Dame cathedral is on fire = That rare icon eroded in flames. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Parliamentary mix ups and fiendish betrayals = Hate, despair, as May and MPs finally ruin Brexit. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | Notre Dame ~ meant redo. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Our Lady of Paris: Notre Dame Cathedral = Lord, mourn a deadly fire... a catastrophe. |
6 | George Missailidis | 15 | Despair ~ de Paris. |
7 | FatPhil | 14 | Notre Dame's on fire = Needs Reformation! |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | The redacted lines = Hidden secret tale? |
8 | David Bourke | 12 | The Ginger Spice and Scary Spice lesbian rumours = Geri angry about sirenic Mel's sapphic crudeness! |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | United Kingdom's Parliament ~ liked starting pandemonium. |
10 | Adie Pena | 11 | A Brexit deal ‡ Relaxed a bit. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Boeing crashes = Once big shares. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | O, Notre Dame = Donate more! |
14 | View | 2 | Celebrating World Book Day = New gory "Black Blood". Read it! |
14 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The Cathedral of Notre-Dame de Paris = A fire had threatened to scrap old me. |
Total points: | 210 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | George Missailidis | 52 | Donald Trump and Mike Pence = Pumpkin-Toddler and Menace. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 43 | American First Lady Melania Trump = Married a fat clumsy reptilian man. |
3 | Adie Pena | 36 | WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange = A genius lands in a UK jail for weeks! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Sir Roderick David Stewart and Penny Lancaster = Randy rock star and sweet and civilised partner. |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | South Bend mayor Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg = See erudite gay man lobby, hoping to get Mr Trump out. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | President Nicolas Maduro = Ordure cast in a slime pond. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Greta Ernman Thunberg = Her urgent manner at GB. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Father Jean-Marc Fournier of the Paris Fire Brigade = Jumped in big fire for rare artifacts. Ha, no fear here! |
8 | View | 7 | Anthony Weiner = Horny, wet, inane. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg = Gutsy, might beat Biden or "Toupee". |
11 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Former Beatle, Paul = Prefer all about ME! |
Total points: | 206 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.314) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 48 | Huawei Technologies Co. Ltd. = Go all out with Chinese code. |
2 | View | 32 | Notre Dame = Dear to men. |
3 | Adrian Hickford | 28 | World Penguin Day = Unweary plodding. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | The Parliament of the United Kingdom = Gee, that rotten pile of dim humankind. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 21 | Notre Dame Cathedral = A lot met a charred end. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 17 | The Certified Pool and Spa Operator Certification = Anticipate it: add proper ratio of chlorine to feces. |
7 | David Bourke | 15 | The Four Corners Monument, near Cortez, United States = If needs must, turn at the center...UT or CO or AZ or NM seen! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 8 | The Bichon Frise = Oh, I bet is French! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | International Federation for Produce Standards = Food PLU Code trend irritates nations near and far! |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Luscinia megarhynchos ~ is such angelic harmony. |
11 | Adie Pena | 3 | Belgian Malinois, a dog = Big, lean animal is good. |
Total points: | 210 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.306) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | Some popular dancing moves of the 60s: 1. The ... = Common things that show you're 60: 1. Clucky ... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 38 | The election of Barack Obama as President of th... = So epic a feat for a nation, but it made the h... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 20 | The Swedish environmental activist schoolgirl, ... = Here striving to save the burning world...the ... |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norther... = True regret did reign for thinkin' to abandon ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Rebecca asked me to give up beer (too dear), but... ~ So she said she wanted to keep me happy, devote... |
6 | View | 10 | A corrupt, unpatriotic president, a stark impeac... = D. Trump is pathetic, dark, eccentric man, poi... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | "A room without books is like a body without a ... = But, your outlook with illustrated comics is h... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The 5-4 majority on the Supreme Court of the Un... ‡ A 45th president arose to mete out justice for... |
9 | Adie Pena | 6 | "Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax ... = Offhand, fat Trump was happy and/or okay with t... |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Washington, capital of The United States of America ‡ Got a fact: No Huawei-made tech infiltrates. Pass it on. |
Total points: | 172 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 49 | Which idiot in the lavish Notre Dame's extremely crucial reconstruction crew dropped a lit cigarette by accident?! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 20 | The cagey civic Mueller Report was released, and rancid Trump can't control his hectic idiocy exhibited on Twitter. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | It hit me it was no weird, unexpected comic occurrence that the very big caca horridly splattered in all directions! |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 15 | Bitter, deadly, excruciating, rancid, wretched, incompetent, pernicious, corrosive, witch. I'd call Theresa May the lot!... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Mueller exhibit is redacted; "I won!" Trump reacted, "Nothing. Epic day!" Vocal critic, "No way! Clinch the stories retr... |
6 | David Bourke | 12 | "Eric Cantona, a very much ill-tempered genius, directed his dexter boot into critic within the Crystal Palace crowd." |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | Michael Cohen: "I wrote text emails with 'at prpress.gov.ru'...and I did it crudely, by an incorrect letter choice accid... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | True, except it's written and understood by no wider circle I met than politically correct, academic high-achievers. |
9 | Adie Pena | 6 | Aren't we at this point, America? Try reconceiving this conceited child's crudely pictured wall at the Mexico border! |
10 | View | 5 | Attractive writer? Clean dialect, nice dialect? Ordure, Excretion, Discharge. Why not bold? Cryptic euphemism? No shit... |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | We diehard Extinction Rebellion crowd may occupy street until ethics divert direr catastrophic climate change. |
12 | George Missailidis | 3 | A rich eccentric, Donald Trump, became the United States President?! The ... |
13 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Doctor swore I must cycle... Helps correct creepin' inertia, But exceeding mild activity Can lead to what, ... |
14 | Tony Crafter | 1 | "Chic? Attractive? Tch, not I," cried Pru Clodd; "I see a wretched crone. I want a compliment, Dex." "Er... your eye... |
Total points: | 171 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.467) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | HER DIARY Friday, 6th February. Saw him las... = As the No.6 bus stopped and Jane was getting o... |
2 | Adie Pena | 41 | THE PENSIONER'S PLAYLIST by Jody Rosen The 25 ... = 25 SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING OLD You... 1. Forget... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 19 | THE MEN'S RULES Birthdays and anniversaries shou... = MAN'S WORLD If you think you're fat, you probab... |
4 | David Bourke | 17 | Melanie Janine Brown (Scary), Geraldine Estelle... = In the Spice Girls: Two in a lesbian romance, ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | “Ring the bells that still can ring. Forget you... = "Things are getting harsh, and the ranks poore... |
Total points: | 130 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.227) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | Fire-Flowers & Alteration |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | COMPOSED UPON WESTMINSTER BRIDGE |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | APRIL FOOL'S DAY |
4 | Tony Crafter | 11 | While in China... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 9 | LA SOMBRA DEL ALA |
6 | David Bourke | 6 | ENGLAND'S ROSE |
Total points: | 114 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
1 | David Bourke | 29 | The American First Lady Melania Trump = "The man I married? Simply a real fat cunt!" |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 27 | The tits of a woman? ~ I want some of that! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 26 | I want some of that! = A fine, smooth twat. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Wash toilet = (We shit a lot.) |
5 | Valery Silivanov | 18 | As women exist, ~ I want some sex. |
6 | Brian Taylor | 17 | The liquid farts = A squirted filth. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | Stimulating the clitoris = It's touching it I'll master. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Disagreeable things = Bilge, grease and shit. |
9 | George Missailidis | 3 | Ruder thinkers = Under her skirt! |
9 | Adie Pena | 3 | The most delicious culinary treat?= Its military heroes could eat cunt! |
Total points: | 165 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.345) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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