Anagrammy Leaders' Board - August, 2019 - 25 votes cast

25 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  David Bourke

22  

Something the cat dragged in = Mice and things got gathered.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

17  

The disgraced lover = Glad there's divorce.

2

  Adie Pena

17  

Proposed a ceasefire = Does aspire for peace.

4

  View

11  

He tasted ~ the dates.

4

  Ellie Dent

11  

The US right to bear arms = Tears at her tomb? I shrug.

6

  George Missailidis

10  

Sun and water = Nature dawns.

6

  Tony Crafter

10  

Tergiversate = Revise target.

6

  Jesse Frankovich

10  

Grapefruits = Grief: a spurt!

9

  Dharam Khalsa

9  

The anagrammatist's addiction ‡ This attraction damages a mind.

9

  Rosie Perera

9  

Shooting in Philadelphia = Piled on high in a hospital.

9

  John Murray

9  

Waiter, there's a fly in this soup! = A fleshier sup! Why not eat it, sir?

12

  Meyran Kraus

7  

"Try gift horse, ~ Troy fighters!" ;)

13

  Micah Newman

4  

National security = Insularity, at once!

14

  FatPhil

2  

Groom, nastily, ~ 'too many girls'.

15

  Tyler Severance

1  

Hurricane force winds = I saw reinforced churn.

16

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

0  

De gustibus non est disputandum = But dude isn't mad to sup Guinness!

 

  Total points:

149 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.640)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Ellie Dent

29  

'Seascape' by Claude Monet = Ocean's calm, beauty's deep.

2

  Meyran Kraus

18  

Walt Disney Live-Action Remake = New movie lacks a real identity.

3

  Adie Pena

16  

The latest Danny Boyle movie 'Yesterday' = Any tidy love story may need the Beatles.

4

  Adrian Hickford

12  

The Promenade Concerts at the Royal Albert Hall = Blatantly compelled to hear an orchestra there.

5

  Tyler Severance

10  

A Never Ending Story = Very intense Dragon.

6

  View

9  

Animated characters Mickey and Minnie = Archaic mice entertained many kids, man.

7

  Jesse Frankovich

8  

The entertainment category = I greet any art theme content.

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

7  

The Tiger Who Came To Tea = The cat ate to weigh more?

8

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

C.M. Coolidge painting of "Dogs Playing Poker" = Dang! Cigar-smoking Fido lot copying people.

8

  Tony Crafter

7  

The American singer-songwriter Taylor Alison Swift = Resistant? This willowy crooner's a friggin' maneater!

11

  George Missailidis

6  

Legendary Tale of Saint George = I get to slay a green dragon. Flee!

11

  Christopher Sturdy

6  

Garner’s Modern English Usage = He's redressing language norm.

13

  Rosie Perera

4  

Daniel Ek, the billionaire CEO of Spotify = I keep a lot of cash. I do it by "relief" online.

14

  Micah Newman

2  

William Faulkner’s epic novel The Sound and the Fury = A flatland hunk’s confusion multiplied everywhere.

15

  FatPhil

1  

Daily Mail reporters = Merry editorial pals.

 

  Total points:

142 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.625)

TOPICAL:

1

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

23  

No-deal Brexit = Boxed in later.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

19  

The 'Bollocks to Brexit' campaign = Am expecting to halt/block Boris.

3

  John Murray

14  

Parliament suspended ~ as PM tends dire EU plan.

4

  David Bourke

12  

Epstein dead = A pest indeed!

5

  Christopher Davis

10  

Donald J Trump remains unabashed but reckons ~ let's just drop bombs and nuke a damn hurricane.

6

  Ellie Dent

9  

A bit cross, ~ Boris acts!

7

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

Hurricane Dorian grows into category three storm = Time to worry. Cannot ignore her hardcore air gusts!

8

  Meyran Kraus

7  

The massacre in Walmart = What racism means later.

8

  Adrian Hickford

7  

Donald's future = Fraudulent sod.

8

  Tony Crafter

7  

Prince Andrew - his role in the Epstein scandal = "I was the sinner's innocent pal," he declared. ("RIP").

8

  View

7  

The Taliban fighters = Let's hit Afghan tribe.

8

  Rosie Perera

7  

"Thoughts and prayers" after El Paso = A useless hope for that Grand Party.

13

  Julian Lofts

6  

Kashmir dispute = Skirmish update.

14

  Adie Pena

5  

The Dayton, Ohio and El Paso, Texas shootings. = Sigh. One has to explain son's death today, too.

14

  George Missailidis

5  

Fires on this earth = The air is not fresh :(

16

  Jesse Frankovich

3  

Biden claim = "I can be mild."

17

  FatPhil

0  

MEP Nigel Farage's racist rhetoric = I prefer to rag at Islam, screeching.

 

  Total points:

149 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.680)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Meyran Kraus

54  

The disgraced billionaire Jeffrey E. Epstein = Real creep dying in jail before he's testified.

2

  Adie Pena

26  

PM BoJo = Mop job.

3

  Tony Crafter

23  

The dead Epstein's former partner Ghislaine Maxwell = She prepared a girl for sex-dates, all with eminent men.

4

  Ellie Dent

10  

'The Donald' and Boris = Blonds tend a hairdo.

5

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

Political comedian and singer Randy Rainbow = Oddball parody is winning American reaction.

5

  George Missailidis

6  

The legendary Muhammad Ali = Immune, hardy. Lethal damage!

7

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

4  

Saint George, the patron saint of England = Gent's gone far to annihilate dragon pest.

8

  Christopher Sturdy

3  

Louise Porton = Solution: Rope!

9

  View

2  

Actress Sharon Stone = On screen shot as star.

10

  David Bourke

0  

Toni Morrison (Chloe Ardelia Wofford) = An admired writer of color. Foolish? No.

 

  Total points:

134 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.435)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Tony Crafter

45  

Waterloo Station, England = Get a train, London to Wales!

2

  Jesse Frankovich

20  

The Great Depression = I presented shortage. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Tyler Severance

11  

Walmart Incorporated = Married to Walton crap.

4

  Adrian Hickford

10  

Roswell & Area Fifty-One = Story of alien welfare.

5

  Micah Newman

8  

Seattle, Washington = Instant wet galoshe.

6

  Adie Pena

7  

Amtrak (National Railroad Passenger Corporation) = More pairs and girls took a train, not a car or a plane.

7

  Rosie Perera

5  

The Amazon Rainforest = A fire mars that zone. No!

7

  Meyran Kraus

5  

Donald Trump's White House ~ now led to deaths. Usurp him!!!

7

  View

5  

The Cincinnati Masters = Air nicest tennis match.

7

  George Missailidis

5  

The Australian Desert = Later the sun radiates.

7

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

The Abbey Road Studios ~ do audio by Earth's best.

12

  Dharam Khalsa

2  

Guns & Ammo Magazine = Amusing Amazon gem?

13

  Christopher Sturdy

1  

Action Counters Terrorism ~ or arrests occur not in time!

 

  Total points:

129 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.591)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  George Missailidis

28  

Albert Einstein, Mahatma Gandhi and the U.S. Pre... = Math genius, a tempered old Indian, and the du...

2

  Adie Pena

21  

The top three Democratic presidential candidates... = 3 (1) Senior mind renews patriarchal trend 2 ...

3

  Tony Crafter

18  

WARNING: If you get a link hedded 'Free Porno' ... ~ garbels up yoar whiting. I recieved it but lu...

3

  Ellie Dent

18  

My girlfriend Florence, who's nicknamed Flo, sai... ~ Fine. So Sunday, a warm magical July day, I kis...

5

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

15  

Eton and Oxford, major bastions of privilege fo... ~ give us a spoilt prat, the gross moronic Alexa...

6

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

These two men go to the Washington, DC bar. The... = They chat. The pal tells the server, "Now, bri...

7

  Christopher Davis

8  

How Trump's red hats enable hate - they honor fa... ~ and they shall wear the mark of the beast upon...

8

  David Bourke

6  

Jeffrey Epstein's alleged suicide in the Metrop... = The Clintons rejoice in a telling sense of dee...

 

  Total points:

125 

from 21 votes     (DFE factor: 0.381)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Meyran Kraus

40  

...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

19  

Two leftist opponents loomed To outwit a pompous ass, But the moment seemed doomed - What major hoodoo, alas... Ch...

3

  Adie Pena

11  

The Parallels Between the PM and the Prez Dou...

4

  Jesse Frankovich

10  

To Whom It May Concern: Wow, people. I'll applaud, as the anagrams that have been submitted to this point are too good...

4

  Ellie Dent

10  

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are driving cabs and cutting hair." Just so. We see that stat...

6

  Tony Crafter

8  

The Houses of Parliament. A hallowed but woebegone institute that now accommodates the zealots, nincompoops and pompous...

7

  Adrian Hickford

7  

Loathsome fiasco-clown, Donald Trump, and an actual all-out nincompoop, Boris Johnson, are two sweaty fools that epitom...

8

  Rosie Perera

4  

How Donald Trump was elected to lead the US is beyond me. Hillary Clinton might have made a better negotiator, who'd be...

9

  View

1  

We (people) do wonder who is good, awesome potential to be at lead, also claim who isn't. Few stooges made attempt: a...

10

  George Missailidis

0  

POTUS: the foe who wanted to own Greenland. Uh oh, some too-unpredictable political scheme/move? Geez, help me! So tw...

10

  Christopher Sturdy

0  

I added, "the proponent of self-regulation seems to be someone who'd seize control and moan about the state of law but ...

 

  Total points:

110 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.579)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

30  

A tourist called at an antiques shop whilst hol... = I encountered this older woman at a club one n...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

23  

An elderly woman went into the country church. ... = One splendid Sunday, a mother walked down the ...

3

  Adie Pena

17  

Eight of the world’s most expensive foods (acco... = 1. Worth the flower 2. Roe of fame 3. Sexy e...

4

  Ellie Dent

14  

YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN… Yo... ~ You go off to sleep, clearly tetchy, just so t...

5

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

The Australian slang word ... = Needs redefinition however after the Ashes mat...

6

  Julian Lofts

3  

A List of the Ten Most Famous Pirates of All Ti... = Refers to: 1. Stylish ruffian (hanged) 2. “B...

7

  George Missailidis

2  

"The concept of global warming was first create... = First-hand demonstration of such batty, unforg...

 

  Total points:

94 

from 16 votes     (DFE factor: 0.438)

SPECIAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

21  

THE REFLEX

2

  Tony Crafter

19  

Jokes (Unusual Practices)

3

  Adie Pena

14  

END OF SUMMER

4

  Dharam Khalsa

9  

Pity The Nation

5

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

Jokes (with weird punchlines)

6

  George Missailidis

3  

Under a spreading chestnut-tree

7

  Ellie Dent

1  

AN AUTUMN MORNING

 

  Total points:

75 

from 13 votes     (DFE factor: 0.538)

RUDE:

1

  Meyran Kraus

29  

The elephant's genitals = A penis that's eel-length!

2

  George Missailidis

22  

Horny -> Strip -> Tits -> Nude = It's the porn industry!

3

  View

15  

Copulation = A cool input.

4

  Tyler Severance

12  

Male erectile dysfunction = Yet, I called for intense cum.

5

  Tony Crafter

9  

Is it birdshit on head? Correct.= This robin scored a direct hit!

6

  Adie Pena

6  

UK's Boris & USA's Donald = Dubious ass & Klan's rod.

7

  Christopher Sturdy

3  

Boris Johnson - the country at his mercy. = Jeremy Corbyn - oh so shit, in short a cunt!

8

  Julian Lofts

0  

He is a real cunt = Heretical anus.

 

  Total points:

96 

from 17 votes     (DFE factor: 0.471)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

102.51

 

David Bourke

24.53

Meyran Kraus

83.73

 

Adrian Hickford

22.22

Adie Pena

71.89

 

Tyler Severance

19.04

Ellie Dent

54.94

 

Rosie Perera

18.29

Dharam Khalsa

53.77

 

John Murray

15.28

George Missailidis

42.62

 

Christopher Davis

9.85

Christopher Sturdy

33.04

 

Micah Newman

8.54

Jesse Frankovich

31.05

 

Julian Lofts

5.39

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

30.42

 

FatPhil

1.91

View

28.89

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

3

1

2

Meyran Kraus

3

1

0

George Missailidis

1

1

0

Ellie Dent

1

0

1

David Bourke

1

0

0

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

1

0

0

Adie Pena

0

3

4

Christopher Sturdy

0

2

0

Dharam Khalsa

0

2

0

Jesse Frankovich

0

1

0

John Murray

0

0

1

Tyler Severance

0

0

1

View

0

0

1


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