| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ellie Dent | 32 | We promote ~ to empower. |
2 | Adrian Hickford | 22 | Spiritual healing = A ritual is helping. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | "Rotten storm is headed our way" ~ the doomsayer tried to warn us. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | The phrase: 'A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips' = i.e: Chips threaten to spoil thin female's honed shape! |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 14 | Process of elimination = No more copies, it's final! |
6 | George Missailidis | 12 | Therapy session ~ praises honesty. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Stuttering = Rueing t-t-t's. |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | An architectural detail = Actual tier in cathedral. |
9 | Tyler Severance | 8 | One + Two + Three + Four + Five = Our vow to Fifteen here. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Diagnosed with depression ~ does need doping with a SSRI. |
11 | View | 6 | The significant girl = Is flirting cheating? |
12 | April G | 4 | Behold, I am making all things new = God heals the limb in walking man. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Play pure rapid note on ~ a properly tuned piano. |
13 | Jesse Frankovich | 3 | The animus = Hate, in sum. |
15 | John Murray | 0 | Open carry laws = A clown's prayer. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.556) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The Van Gogh masterpiece 'Wheatfield With Crows' = That ripe-gold view's so fetching, we hear them caw! |
2 | Brian Taylor | 22 | English miseries are whiny ~ when Irish eyes are smiling. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Water Lilies, the Nympheas by Claude Monet = Plants shimmer...beauty in the weedy locale. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | "Woman with a Parasol (La Promenade)" by Claude Monet = Coy Madame applied an umbrella; son wore a town hat. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Sony CEO tells ... = "Peerless! They'd destroy it!" he remarks. "In... |
6 | George Missailidis | 13 | Marvel Studios' Avengers: Infinity War = Movie is fun and great. Witness rivalry! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The Abbey Road album's anniversary rerelease = Beatles remain very hearable years on! Absurd! |
7 | View | 12 | The American actor Adam Richard Sandler = Comedian, later character in hard dramas. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | This year's World Athletics Championships = A silly temp in Doha is worth harsh sceptics! |
10 | Adie Pena | 4 | Andrew MacDonald's "The Turner Diaries" = White and racist leaders murder on and... |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The September Eleven memorial in New York = Silently mark one event I hope we remember. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 24 | Disastrous Brexit = A turd exists - Boris! |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | The demise of Thomas Cook Group plc = It closed...so for them, pack up, go home. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Indian woman gives birth to twins at seventy-three = What strength! So, maybe it was Divine intervention. |
5 | View | 14 | The climate protest = Top threat - ice melts! |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | The American actress Felicity Kendall Huffman = Her scam's main effect? A tearful lady in the clink! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Don't just book it, Thomas Cook it = Cut most shook it, and job, took it! |
8 | John Murray | 7 | Xavier Bettel said ~ "Brexit deal - save it!" |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | Whistleblower complaint = Well now, problematic, this! |
8 | Tyler Severance | 7 | Dorian = Do Rain. |
11 | Adrian Hickford | 5 | Trump's "Sharpiegate" = This super-great map! |
12 | Dan Fortier | 4 | NEWS: Don's berated Ukraine = Reassure Biden taken down. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "How dare you?!" -- Greta Thunberg = Why rebut her good rage at UN? |
14 | FatPhil | 2 | Greta Thunberg's "How dare you?!" = Brag "US - you wronged the earth" |
14 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Meghan is to champion female empowerment = Got ME a man...I met a prince of men who helps ME! |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.577) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 36 | Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg = One teen bringing alarm to the errant UN. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 27 | The late President Robert Mugabe = The embittered, brutal personage. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The President of Brazil, Jair Messias Bolsonaro = A liar is behind major blazes set in poor forests. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Activist, Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg ~ ranting on TV, in green trainers, about the climate. |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | Greta T. = Target. |
6 | John Murray | 10 | Gary Winston Lineker OBE = I earn tons boring weekly |
7 | Adie Pena | 9 | Todd Mitchell Palin and Sarah Louise Palin = I'd drop all that Hell and an inimical spouse! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Caroline Spelman = One's an MP, I recall. |
9 | Brian Taylor | 5 | Trudeau in brownface = In awe of crude turban. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 4 | Victoria Caroline Beckham = Thick bore, a vile carcinoma. |
11 | View | 3 | Old Albert Flick = Bold killer! Fact. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Climate Activist Greta Thunberg = Better tactic: giving us the alarm. |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 25 | 1. Labour Party 2. The Conservatives 3. Liber... = 1. That Corbyn-led cartel 2. PM Boris is a ... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 23 | Spinal stenosis ~ isn’t so painless. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | The Sydney Opera House in NSW, Australia = Your sunny sail shapes on a wide theatre. |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 21 | The British Watch and Clockmaker's Guild = I will check standards back through time. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | The Chevrolet Silverado = Lord! Thieves love the car. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Disaster = Errors (and then corny lies) blew that place up. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Total shock over ~ Thos. Cook Travel. |
8 | View | 9 | Hurricane Dorian = O, rain churned air! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Skolstrejk för klimatet = Folks strike, jolt market. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 4 | The Revelations of Jesus Christ = Reveal this for The Son's justice! |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 31 | It is well known that The Children of Israel wa... ~ Lord, all grew hotter, dirtier, weary. Even th... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | A weasel stops into a bar. The bartender says, ... ~ The steady and valiant weasel yearns for a tam... |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | The Ex-Wives of Boris Johnson... 1. Allegra Mo... = 1. Met in Oxford; sorrier embarrassment! 2. A... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | "Democracy is government of the people, by the ... = "Eh? ... |
5 | George Missailidis | 16 | "Most people say that it is the intellect which... = Insight: I'm certain that this case pieces tog... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Donald Trump’s children: Don Junior Eric Iva... = Bravo - a hard Don Juan Drip Redneck MILF ... |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | ... = What great ones do we have... 5 CGI-feasts 4... |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 36 | The colors that shine as red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet mix and manifest as whiteness, which is an... |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | FIAT LUX "At the onset, I created the heaven, An icy earth with no form. A sky so inky on a sea so nigrescent. So... |
3 | George Missailidis | 16 | See how I do not know what that inventor/engineer is talking about here exactly? I say he is on a different channel tha... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | "Nah, MONEY is where it's at. Yeah, Tesla's saying it's not, but heck, ... |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | Egad! Honestly now, this is some oafish thesis this nitwit had. See, I contend there is more than enough wicked darknes... |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | The Nihilist Everything is Dark. A wicked shadow. That sinister silhouette. A nonexistent glimmer. An eyeless in... |
6 | View | 10 | Man's existence is like a leaf in the wind. We are grains in macrocosm. Any grain has his tone, his noise, his taste! ... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 5 | "'Ray of Light', Madonna's fine nineties album, mixes heady dance songs with ones of an ethereal, healing nature. She i... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 5 | How intense this man of ideas is! Hardly a ray of sunshine. Waxing lyrical to start, I see. Then, wait: when he writes ... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 3 | “Haha, that is horseshit! Why? I founded X.com, I harness renewable energy with no hesitation, I throttle annoying anta... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 0 | How sad to call him a nutter with inane nonsense and insane notions. Yes, maybe he is high as a kite too? So here it ... |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
1 | David Bourke | 33 | Thirty ways to spot Americans traveling abroad:... = Thirty ways to spot Brits on holiday: 1. Gett... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Into the pub shuffles Paddy McGee, looking like... = After living in the remote countryside all his... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | A senior retired married couple learn to text a... ~ She sends this text: "If you are sleeping, s... |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | Top Ten Ugliest Animals 1. Blobfish 2. Giant Chi... = 1. Unsightly Tasmanian 2. Big edible benefits 3... |
5 | April G | 6 | In The Bible Mysteries and Bible Meanings. "The ... = Lambs, Thy Ether births the timely matrix; it's... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 6 | SEVERAL JOKES where the following punchline is ... ~ What is the difference 'tween a plump hare and... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 5 | “We are facing [an] existential crisis, the big... = Swedish girl Greta Thunberg - hey, she is quit... |
Total points: | 98 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | SUSPICIOUS MINDS |
2 | Ellie Dent | 30 | A horse named Boris. |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | September |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Perhaps one day, |
Total points: | 95 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | It's in her vagina? = She ain't a virgin! |
2 | Adrian Hickford | 16 | Pet deposit's hiding = I stepped in dogshit! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Today's Supreme Court Ruling = Argue sorry cunt PM lied to us. |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | Leicester Square, West End, London = Queers' toilet wonderland scenes. |
5 | View | 10 | Having sex for money = Give horny man "foxes". |
6 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The dominatrix's submissive in roleplay = Mr. is initially bound to have sex per Miss! |
7 | George Missailidis | 6 | Dating site = Tits gained! ;) |
8 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Clarkson criticises Greta Thunberg = "The actress or girl's a bickering cunt!" |
Total points: | 106 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.421) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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