| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ellie Dent | 65 | A loyal dog = A good ally. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | Failed miserably = My life is real bad. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 26 | To the winners go the spoils = Losers see pot with nothing. |
4 | View | 20 | Heart disease patients = Aspirin eased the state. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | What might someone call a sleepwalking nun? Of ... ~ (go guess) . . (well-known pun!) . . the... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Eager parents deliver ~ gender reveal parties. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | Care heals ~ real aches. |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | Medicinal boom = Me? I am on CBD oil. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Why don't you wear more clothes? = Yes, warmth when you're too cold. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Virtue signalling = U R a snivelling git. |
11 | Tyler Severance | 3 | On city grounds ‡ In God's country. |
12 | George Missailidis | 1 | Good taste ‡ To eat dogs. |
Total points: | 209 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.343) |
1 | View | 29 | Disney's 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' = They noted hideous Frenchman's back. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 26 | 'Through The Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There' = Oh, how the haunting tale of Carroll thus engaged kids. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The Lionel Richie song 'Stuck On You' = Oh shit, our connection's like... gluey. |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | Joaquin Rafael Phoenix role is Arthur Fleck = Extra fine as "Joker," a colorful, hip harlequin. |
5 | Tyler Severance | 18 | IT came from outer space = Impact of some creature. |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 17 | Italian composer Ennio Morricone = One proclamation: "I score in E minor!" |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The singer and songwriter Enya = New Age siren trying hard notes. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | Maleficent: Mistress of Evil = Movie fails film screen test. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Divine, noble, wiser Aslan = Beloved in Lewis's Narnia. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 11 | HGTV - Home and Garden Television = Having them renovate old design. |
11 | George Missailidis | 5 | The Transcendental Études by Liszt = Test: it needs ten crazy bullet-hands! |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Hayao Miyazaki's award-winning film, "Spirited ... = Kid pal (or I) find his anime art is way, way,... |
Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 34 | A climate change protester = Greta: "Another ice cap melts!" |
2 | David Bourke | 32 | Brexit stalemate = Extra timetables. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Turks invade ~ native Kurds. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | World's fastest marathon runner, Eliud Kipchoge = First chap under two-hour mark, sent on ideal legs |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | A perfect phone call to Ukraine = I encounter the peak of all crap. |
6 | John Murray | 14 | Boris' deal = Broad lies |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | PM Boris' extension = Some spin on Brexit? |
7 | View | 12 | Trump's Syria fiasco = Must pay for a crisis. |
9 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | Donald Trump's tweets = "Let's put ten mad words!" |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The Extinction Rebellion protests hit London again = Hated loons intent on exploiting British tolerance. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Trump has meltdown at a White House meeting = We mute his tantrum when he got mad at Pelosi. |
12 | George Missailidis | 5 | It's a huge problem. ~ Gee, abolish Trump! |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Peter Navarro = Errata proven. |
Total points: | 209 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The heptathlete Katarina Mary Johnson-Thompson = Thanks to her major talent, the home nation's happy! |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 24 | President Trump of the USA = The famous putrid serpent. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Trump's poor cronies = Moronic supporters. |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | I name Donald Trump a ~ damned manipulator. |
5 | George Missailidis | 17 | Architect I. M. Pei = Epic arithmetic. |
6 | John Murray | 15 | Manchester United's Ole Gunnar Solskjaer = In a nutshell - Reds' joke manager. Cue snorts. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg = GREEN (to not let an Earth remain burning.) |
8 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Mr Edgar Poe = Regard poem. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Trump's an idiot = Mr Disputation. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Maths lecturer Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson = Turned to the versed Lewis Carroll (drugs changed me!) |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Presidential Candidate Elizabeth Warren = An able leader and dear citizen with esprit. |
12 | David Bourke | 8 | Katie Louise McGlynn = Some unlikely acting! |
13 | Micah Newman | 7 | Greta Thunberg = Green Truth gab. |
14 | View | 3 | The news reporter Courtney Kube = NBC network. Eye her true posture. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Eliud Kipchoge ‡ "Gulp." i.e. I choked. |
Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.441) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 27 | North American Scrabble Players Association = That is, many are barbaric spellers on occasion. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The online social media platform Facebook = Kind of fails to be a cool place - ain't Mom here? |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 22 | Washington, District of Columbia = Its buildings form a chaotic town. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | National Grandparents Day = As I let Nan/Grandad party on! |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | The Congressional Record = A screed's long on rhetoric. |
6 | View | 16 | Toyota Copen GR Sport = Got one top sporty car. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Outer Banks of NC, "Graveyard of the Atlantic" = Very functional craft had got broken at sea. |
6 | John Murray | 16 | A Yodel driver = Road delivery. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 14 | The Lady Lay nudist Beach in Sydney, NSW, Australia = "We stay in this sandy bay - naturally," said nude lech. |
10 | Adie Pena | 11 | I'm a damn liar, this old manipulator out for ~ Trump National Doral Miami, South Florida. |
Total points: | 181 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.323) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 41 | Ten Benefits of Having a Dog: 1. Love 2. Happine... = For a Dog: 1. A meal 2. Walks, frolics 3. Belly... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Things Women look for in a Man 1. Confidence ... = Things I look for in a Woman 1. ... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | ... = 15:10: Get Russian orders 15:30: Media Choppe... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland = Indignant at, or drinking to, another ad-lib referendum? |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | This busy doctor looked across at his young pat... ~ "WHAT?? I resent that. Look, study me! You're ... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 14 | "Change is coming whether you like it or not!" ... = "Oh, Earth isn't going to wait." Men cheer kee... |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | President Donald Trump's latest blunders: 1. U... = 1. Dauntless liar 2. Dumb landlord's presenta... |
8 | David Bourke | 7 | The businesswoman from California, Jennifer Mar... = A winter career failure...I'm Boris Johnson's ... |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | "I wish, reader! But we foolish beings ravage the land, blight the sky and kill our sealife. In future times, when the E... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | I'll share a divine line by a mindful Buddhist monk, who warns all globetrotters that the goal is to walk the blue-green... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Hawking, the late Englishman, ... |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | Meanwhile, however, the fatal straight truth is that we GROUSE like irksome little brats and we foolishly FLOUNDER like... |
4 | View | 16 | Hah, very strange indeed! Thing is, we inhale unhealthful air, litter waters, kill our brothers, make bombs as if we lik... |
6 | Adie Pena | 15 | Teenager Greta Thunberg thinks likewise. We must always better our environment, this world full of life: a brook, a sho... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Wildlife will be devastated when their natural habitat is the highly sought after forest, but sanguine, blinkered realt... |
8 | George Missailidis | 10 | If we shall heal the world's issues, remember a truth a wise thinker told all: "Be kind, for everyone is fighting a har... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | "Now that businesses have ruined the Earth for normal life (like fish and birds), let us all wail at the images, then bi... |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | I'm afraid what he forgets is that we are horrible gluttons like a swine, stubborn like a mule, and in the end we are f... |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | If the result of higher brains is killer bombs got unleashed in the sky with outright naval warfare at sea, would we do... |
12 | Micah Newman | 1 | Wrestle an alligator! Be skilful in bullfighting! Destroy the dragon! (The behemoth is hideous!) Writhe with a lion... |
Total points: | 166 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.414) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | Two Irish brothers, Pat and Cory McGough, had p... = An Irish daughter had not been home for two wh... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | ... = ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | A man walks into the coffee shop carrying a sma... ~ At last, this man asks the manager for the usu... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 14 | An ant knocked on the door of a house. The hou... ~ The own... |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | A LIST OF PRESIDENTIAL IMPEACHMENTS IN AMERICAN... = 1. ...Both men were not ousted by Senate 2. S... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | "If Turkey does anything that I, in my great an... = DT is totally fricking mad! This is not a twee... |
Total points: | 120 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | "I felt a Funeral, in my Brain" |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | Daybreak In Alabama |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Prince Charles |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | STUCK ON YOU |
5 | Ellie Dent | 11 | BORIS THE SPIDER |
Total points: | 111 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.263) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Little doe walks in from the thatch, but states ~ "Well, that's the last time I do THAT for ten bucks!" |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 26 | Al notices he can't perform his one duty = The poor man has erectile dysfunction. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | Penis is hard? = Dip in her ass! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | White House Presidential Bathrooms = Oh, where Trump is able to shit on aides? |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | Loose Watery Stool Diarrhea = Ew! A real shitty aerosol odor! |
6 | View | 8 | A pussy lover = Very spousal. |
7 | John Murray | 6 | A reddish dunce/gammon twat ‡ "Great and unmatched wisdom" |
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Total points: | 116 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.381) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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