| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Brian Taylor | 31 | Marxist teen = An extremist. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 29 | Divided electorates = Vote is declared tied. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 26 | The political parties' manifesto sheets = It's plain most of these are pathetic lies. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Gleaming stone = One lasting gem. |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | The calico kitty is lured? ~ Curiosity killed the cat! |
6 | George Missailidis | 9 | Diagnosed with autism = Aid that genius wisdom. |
7 | View | 8 | The family fortune = Hateful money rift. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | Standard operating procedures = Read arranged production steps. |
8 | John Murray | 5 | Vodka martini with olives = So vile, I vomit what I drank! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Darn flies in my ~ family's dinner! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Birthday celebrations ‡ I bitterly abhor dances. |
12 | Adrian Hickford | 0 | The sounds of Mother Nature = Not some thunderous father? |
12 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Father may film ~ the family farm. |
Total points: | 151 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Walt Disney's animated motion picture 'Frozen II' ~ found Elsa in a midwinter trip to a misty ice zone. |
2 | Adrian Hickford | 22 | Britten's The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra = Teens got trained through best percussion theory. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo = I dignify my method of chucking a ton in garbage pile. |
4 | George Missailidis | 15 | The Genie from Aladdin = An ideal thing: freedom. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | The Rolling Stones, a British rock band = Senior knight set on Billboard Charts. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Cirque du Soleil performers = Colorful premises required. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Titian's 'Venus With A Mirror' = I view naturism; in short, art. |
8 | David Bourke | 7 | The Strictly Come Dancing head judge Shirley Ballas = "My 'DD' jugs ache!" - Her breasts clinically-lightened to 'A'. |
9 | View | 5 | Charlie's Angels, the official trailer = Three girls' close alliance. Hit affair. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Tom Hanks, star in "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood" = It had to be you, or the kin of a humble and sharing saint! |
Total points: | 145 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Prince Andrew is to step down from his royal duties = A role now ends. Epstein's corrupt ways did it for him. |
2 | View | 19 | The Syrian-Turkish border = Kurds inhabit there? Sorry! |
3 | David Bourke | 15 | Evo Morales ~ leaves room. |
4 | Alconcalcia | 13 | "Unleash Britain's Potential" = "Still European Inhabitants!" |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | A person drenched with sweat = She stated who: Prince Andrew. |
6 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | The process of impeaching President Donald = Democratic posse planned the end of his grip. |
6 | John Murray | 12 | Boris Johnson's EU plans = No jobs, NHS on sale. RIP us! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | A worker grabbed a narwhal tusk to tackle terrorist = Track or target a berserk bloke with a natural sword. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 10 | An ill-advised interview = I see TV nail livid Andrew. |
10 | Adie Pena | 5 | The anti-extradition protests = It's not a threat to President Xi? |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | Most of the Senate Republicans ~ so enable these antics of Trump. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Holding the general election just before Christmas = The Grinch must feel glee at a derelict Boris Johnson. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Eating Thanksgiving leftovers on Friday = Note the kin serving stiff old gravy again. |
13 | Adrian Hickford | 1 | Prince Andrew allegations = Crown and regal elite's pain. |
Total points: | 144 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.538) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 35 | The leader Vladimir Putin = Villain there aided Trump. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 28 | HRH Princess Beatrice of York = Cor, crikey! Pa's in fresh bother! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | The Duke of York, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor ~ tried to debunk or deny truths a woman knew of. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | Also remove ~ Evo Morales! |
5 | David Bourke | 6 | The vocalist of Iron Maiden Paul Bruce Dickinson = Such music! Fencer and avid airline pilot too! Knob. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Chef and television personality Gary Rhodes = One sad, lonely fan's cry to grieve his death. RIP |
7 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman = Excellent man in an unideal ordeal on TV. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 5 | 'Strictly Come Dancing' presenter Claudia Winkleman = Cor! Eminent, amusing, well-paid and starkly eccentric! |
9 | View | 4 | Khalil Wheeler-Weaver = Law: We have killer here! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | First Daughter and top White House adviser Ivanka = Dad: "The kin having devious profits - what a treasure!" |
Total points: | 132 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 24 | Multilevel Regression and Post-stratification = If true, poll stats indicate remain voters losing. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Krispy Kreme Doughnuts = Hungry? Modest puke risk. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Abbr in ~ Airbnb. |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 12 | Black Friday online deal = Financed by, like, a dollar? |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The Pizza Express restaurant in Woking, Surrey = Yorks whizz in near six, get a seat, supper. Return. |
5 | Paul Pan | 11 | Cracks truly beset ~ Tesla's Cybertruck |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | The Washington Nationals = Ah, astonishing talent won! |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | The English National Opera = All ear pain on highest note! |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Incorporated = Rotund person: "Their dope, my sugar kick." |
10 | View | 5 | Tesla Cybertruck = Car's better, lucky! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The US National Gallery of Art, Washington DC = Oh, a nude fat gal on show...certainly startling! |
12 | Colleen Parkin | 2 | Lophiiformes, Acanthopterygii = Get hot? No.. I appal? Yes! I'm horrific. |
Total points: | 133 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 40 | 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'. Children... = 1. A cute, loveable child 2. Teutonic kid, a ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 29 | A man wakes on his 33rd birthday to notice the ... ~ He takes out hard earned pay, which translates... |
3 | David Bourke | 15 | The actress Emma Watson says that she is 'self-... = "A most senseless waste...in the past, I'd sha... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | "Never put the key to your happiness in someone... = Makes sense! Shun envy, then keep your lock op... |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | The Top Three Gifts You Should Never, Ever Give... = 1. Suggests one is very plump 2. Get the retr... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | A Texas family was told to remove their Christm... = Tabloid writes: "Exotic holiday cheer arrives ... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norther... = Far more than London and Edinburgh get tried i... |
8 | View | 4 | We have two ears and one mouth so that we can l... = To chat too much is waste. We must hear and wi... |
Total points: | 131 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Adrian Hickford | 27 | "Oh, wait! I was telling white lies. It is the truth that, despite medicine, both Charles and I each sweat about twice ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | I lie. That said, as I'm the monarch's second son, with wealth, and with the public attitude I get toward war heroes, I... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Indeed, with ease we see a tactic we might set with a speech Churchill said in wartime, that is, "I have nothing to imp... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | "I admit, being a wartime helicopter pilot was wretched at times, and we believe this caused the anhidrosis." ... |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | "The heir has got a ... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | ... |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | Whilst I saw active combat in the mid-Eighties, action with the chopper...I didn't get moist, because we had all that a... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | This armpit twaddle that I cite, is it a better lie than is 'I won't touch alcoholic beverages and underage dame whom E... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 4 | "Ah, I didn't at the time, but now I'm in a huge sweat over being dropped as the elite state aristocrat. Shit, it's a cl... |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | I hear it said "But the adrenal gland made this hormone; I won't accept the sweat", which is a bit stupid... Is it wis... |
11 | John Murray | 2 | Wow, what a waspish, elitist oath! It's with these detestable eccentricities in mind that I've been lined up to do a Ri... |
Total points: | 120 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | A silly but accurate guide on how to recognize ... = If everyone looks like: 1. Putin (ladies do t... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | The Top Ten Stinkiest Cheeses in the World 10.... = 10. Fetid socks 9. It smelt rich (bit like se... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 17 | A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notori... ~ Nonagenarian, weak and inactive anyway, you se... |
4 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Six Top-Rated Attractions and Places in Colo... = The Great Wall of Colorado is a grand structure... |
5 | David Bourke | 7 | A German man, driving in his Audi in a red ligh... ~ Undaunted, she duly does it, balancing precari... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "I WANT NOTHING. I WANT NOTHING. I WANT NO QUID... = How the Internet turns know-nothing Donald's q... |
Total points: | 89 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 24 | BAKER STREET |
2 | Ellie Dent | 23 | NOVEMBER |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA |
Total points: | 68 | from 13 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Adrian Hickford | 27 | Those beautiful breasts = These fabulous bare tits. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | The boy sticks a finger up his nose = He's pickin' out nasty fresh bogies. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Boris Johnson: "Unleash Britain's potential" = Bullshitter on his job as an onanist opiner. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 7 | I see lewd, disgraceful behaviour in an orgy = I swear one debaucher laid five young girls! |
5 | Adie Pena | 6 | A homosexual's paradise = Heads up! Oral exam oasis. |
6 | View | 4 | Camile Kostek = So, take...lick me! |
7 | John Murray | 3 | FactcheckUK = Fuck the cack! |
Total points: | 84 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.467) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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