| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 54 | Sort of people I rather hated? = The hoarders of toilet paper. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 39 | Social distancing = Clan dissociating. |
3 | Tom Myers | 32 | The dead live on in our hearts. = Indeed, several that I honour. |
4 | View | 27 | Pearl of wisdom ~ from wise old Pa. |
5 | George Missailidis | 25 | Money, profit, a cost... = It's part of economy. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 18 | A creative option is ~ a positive reaction. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | For a very healthy diet and lifestyle ~ I'll eat fish every day, yodel, then fart! |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | Coronavirus fatalities = Careful...visit Asia, or not? |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Behind every great fortune there lies a crime = Mere thieves run a tribe of degenerately rich. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Vitamins and supplements = Invest in Mum's apple stand! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | There truly is no such thing as a victimless crime = Insurance might cover cash, yet I'm listless. I hurt. |
Total points: | 229 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.282) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 58 | William Shakespeare's tragedy Macbeth = Witches sadly make him stab a regal peer. |
2 | Tom Myers | 45 | Saturday Night Live = Virus delaying that! |
3 | View | 32 | Captain America: The Winter Soldier = Cinema's patriotic leader in the war. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 28 | Ms Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive' = Virus misery: A song will go viral! |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | The Beatles and The Rolling Stones = The stellar English beat's not done! |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | The popular Netflix series "Tiger King" = Using inexpert help for large kitties. |
7 | Brian Taylor | 5 | The Lady From Shanghai = Film has angry hothead. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 5 | The Wheel of Fortune's ~ one of few letters, huh? |
Total points: | 204 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.235) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Trump incredibly tests negative for Coronavirus ~ but very positive for "Racist Mongrel" and "US Cretin". |
2 | Hans-Peter Reich | 29 | The Coronavirus ~ arrives on touch. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | The London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine = On hand to encode clinical epidemiology for the NHS |
4 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Self-isolation is the only way to beat coronavirus = As all society is now taboo, stay in until, oh... forever. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | Your conversation = "No coronavirus, yet..." |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Handwashing from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder = A morbid fussiness helps her avoid COVID germs now. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | President Trump responds: "We'll see what happens" = Helpless. When prompted, present a stupid answer. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | Social distancing = It is in a CDC slogan. |
9 | View | 11 | Pandemic coronavirus outbreak = A dark term. Obvious panic. No cure. |
10 | John Murray | 10 | This pandemic = "I impacted NHS" |
10 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | Self-isolation = No? A life is lost... |
12 | Tom Myers | 7 | The virus measures may last months = Shame, that says until summer's over. |
13 | FatPhil | 6 | Self-quarantine = infrequent, alas. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 4 | For night spawned ~ the dawn of Spring. |
14 | George Missailidis | 4 | Certain loss when the toilet paper is gone = Persons ain't get to wipe their holes clean! |
16 | David Bourke | 3 | The original source of Covid Nineteen = Eating no Chinese food until I recover! |
Total points: | 234 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.410) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | American presidents Obama and Trump = Smarter upbeat person and dim maniac. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 30 | White House Director of Social Media Dan Scavino = I am an old odious Tweeter-in-Chief's advisor/coach. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 26 | Oscar-Claude Monet, the Impressionist = Outside scenes (plein air) to charm most. |
4 | Tom Myers | 24 | Sir Ernest Shackleton = Reckless then rations. |
5 | View | 21 | Gisele Caroline Bundchen = One such incredible angel! |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | Rosalind Elsie Franklin = RNA-DNA link is life's role. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Our present Home Secretary, Ms Priti Sushil Patel = I mean, this ruthless poser's more 'pretty peculiar'! |
8 | John Murray | 19 | Priti Sushil Patel = Rash elitist pupil. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | American actor Tom Hanks = Man, that Corona risk came! |
Total points: | 217 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.237) |
1 | Adrian Hickford | 36 | A General Practitioner = Regional patient carer. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | National Health Service of England = Have challenges on aid at front-line. |
3 | John Murray | 29 | Covid Nineteen ‡ Not in evidence. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 26 | The Royal Shakespeare Company = Hear a play echo spoken mastery! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The United States of America's President = Trump infected it, as he's a rotten disease! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | The Organ of Basílica de Santa María, Elche, Spain = In hands of a capable artist, a magical noise here. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome = Scorned at, it destroys my air pressure. |
8 | View | 10 | Cartel de Jalisco Nueva Generacion = Cocaine + violence - just a real danger! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The Smith Corona Typewriter Company = History: Top competent war machinery. |
10 | Tom Myers | 6 | Must diabetic seek ~ Kedem Tea Biscuits? |
Total points: | 215 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.270) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 62 | ... = ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 39 | We, the stupid public must learn to shop a littl... = We're told to panic-buy less premium toilet rol... |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 38 | How you and I outguess coronavirus in such a fi... = Wash your hands Cough in a tissue Avoid to... |
4 | Tom Myers | 14 | Nahum 1:7 (NIV) The Lord is good, a refuge in t... = The heinous coronavirus, fear it not! We use... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | ... = Not too different From my normal way of life;... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 9 | VIRUS TWO pillars for coping with a huge level ... ~ PURPOSE: One has to strive, as a true friend: ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | “You only find out who is swimming naked when t... = Who is doing freestyle stroke in the buff -- n... |
8 | View | 3 | The worldwide death toll from the coronavirus pandemic = We will overcome that hard, unheralded discomfort-point |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.258) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 51 | Expect Daniel Craig's role of energetic rescuer to return in next violent movie. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | An even eviler force exerting its ego? "Toxic Ruler and Utter Moronic Pestilence". |
3 | Adrian Hickford | 34 | A resourceful, exploitative, extreme, egocentric terror ending innocent lives. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 18 | I expect violence (never murder) for garnering toilet tissue to clean excretion. |
5 | David Bourke | 10 | I enter virtual computer service connected online, to get relief arse-Xeroxing! |
6 | View | 7 | Coronavirus examines our eccentric degree, level of extent in tottering peril. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Crime-rule vice-ring nexus one oversexed infiltrator got licence to penetrate. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Foreign, tax-exempt cartels converge; lied over election; ruin entire countries. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Sexier Sean in role, met eccentric rogue expecting to overturn rival, to end life. |
10 | George Missailidis | 4 | Expert or clinical evidence in time of virus engages terror to one cruel extent. |
11 | John Murray | 3 | Leering government let a coronavirus excrescence lie, tired of expert tuition. |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.344) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 50 | ... = ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 48 | Miss Beatrice Adams, the church organist, was e... = I was a happy man! My gorgeous girlfriend Stel... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | Signs you may be a victim of gaslighting: 1. S... = 1. Nagging doubts 2. Shy, highly self-conscio... |
4 | George Missailidis | 13 | It's the Coronavirus disease: People may be si... = More than 149,811 people have been tested up a... |
Total points: | 142 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 56 | Shakespeare's 140th sonnet |
2 | David Bourke | 39 | Collective Nouns (Awardsmaster's joint Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | IT'S HARRY I'M PLANNING TO MARRY |
Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.143) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | Explaining what first, second and third base are = "French", "I grab her tit" and "wild and passionate sex". |
2 | View | 39 | The smelly fart = He smartly left. (Awardsmaster's joint Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 27 | Toilet paper sold out = A little poo stored-up! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | After even a temporary period of abstinence, ~ men crave a bit of deep penetration for years! |
5 | George Missailidis | 13 | I insist, be gentle where tight = It is right in between the legs! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Harvey Weinstein's guide to a romantic evening= I tongue, then ride, every woman's vagina. It's nice. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 10 | Rear lash = Real rash. |
8 | Tom Myers | 6 | Losing my virginity = Visit my groin lying. |
Total points: | 169 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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