| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tyler Severance | 72 | Essential workers = We're no less at risk. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 39 | If someone isn't socially distancing behind you... fart! = One noisy air biscuit and they'll sod off. It's menacing! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Some fat bigot is in charge ~ so it's time for a big change. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 29 | Loses a lot if in ~ self-isolation. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Full speed ahead = Upheld safe lead. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Universal basic income = So I can live nicer as bum! |
7 | Tom Myers | 7 | The god of your understanding = They are not found doing drugs. |
8 | View | 6 | Propaganda = Pro-pagan ad. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Make do and mend ~ demanded a monk! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Eastertide = Eaters diet? |
Total points: | 218 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.270) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 57 | The American thriller 'Contagion' = Recall it in the Corona nightmare. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 49 | A Norman Rockwell oil painting = American-looking print on wall. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 38 | American motion picture, The Shawshank Redemption = Prison shocker we nominated a triumph at the cinema! |
4 | View | 24 | All-new 'Saturday Night Live At Home' = Timely alternative show and laugh. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 21 | Thine Be The Glory = Thereby One Light. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | "Tea for the Tillerman" by singer Cat Stevens (Yusuf) = Recall strong tunes. It must have been fifty years! |
Total points: | 208 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.171) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | Captain Tom Moore's charts hit - 'You'll Never Walk Alone' = A plucky war hero can stroll the miles to move a nation. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | The Corona world issue = Our Earth is now closed. |
3 | View | 24 | Pandemic = PM can die. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Donald Trump's "Opening up America Again" guidelines = Usage signaled murdering population in a pandemic. |
5 | Don P Fortier | 16 | Covid Nineteen Virus = Innocent die / survive. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Playing solitaire with a deck of cards = I fight lockdown as I lay created pairs. |
7 | Tom Myers | 12 | Sex in the era of social distancing = Nix delight as fornication ceases. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Trump is pushing the limits of presidential powers = Impulse is with emphasis on interrupted golf trips! |
9 | David Bourke | 11 | Captain Thomas Moore = A composite marathon! |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | Social distancing requirement = Incoming and realistic request. |
11 | Dean Mayer | 8 | The coronavirus pandemic = Admire not China's cover-up. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 6 | The war veteran Thomas Moore = Hear warmth move one to tears. |
13 | John Murray | 5 | The Queen has addressed the nation on coronavirus = HRH ranted on to TV audience hordes on a queasiness. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | What is the future for international travel now? = Leaner. Not worth it. Innate threat of awful virus! |
14 | Ralph Musco | 4 | Romance in the era of social distancing = In America soon, self-dating or nice chat. |
16 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | Joseph Robinette Biden as President? = In desire, BEST adept person in the job! |
17 | Brian Taylor | 0 | “I’m covered in Jesus’ blood!” = Mob jeers: “COVID delusion!” |
Total points: | 213 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.459) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 41 | Captain Thomas Moore = I am atop on some chart. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | Colonel Thomas Moore = Momental hero. So cool! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | The American Vice President Mike Pence ‡ receive mask in the pandemic epicenter. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom = Not being fit reminds their dim pom: "Our NHS is no joke!" |
4 | John Murray | 20 | Sir Keir Starmer = Smarter? Riskier? |
4 | View | 20 | Albert Sabin = Stable brain. |
7 | turnip | 15 | Potiphar's wife = Papi's fit whore. |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | The denturist Gabriel Wortman = Terrible twisted gun marathon. |
Total points: | 186 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.242) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 43 | Lysol Disinfecting Surface Wipes = Solid, spiffy. Cleaning crews use it. |
1 | View | 43 | Swedish IKEA store = See, this idea works. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | The American President = Sneer at "their" pandemic. |
4 | David Bourke | 21 | Nightingale hospital, east London = As in: Handling all the soon to peg it. |
5 | Tom Myers | 19 | London's M-Twenty-five Motorway = Oft slow movement on wintry day. |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 14 | The Royal Society of Literature = They toil, create folio treasury. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | The United Nations World Food Programme = Topmost in war on dread of old-time hunger. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Public Health England ~ help an adult belching! |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.229) |
1 | David Bourke | 33 | President of the United States of America, Dona... = Offers up another random idea..."inject Dettol... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | ... = ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Harry and Meghan have announced they are to stop... = And so...? Who's bothered! Blimey, have they he... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | On a tour of a hillside monastery I walked past... ~ Watching, I said, "Fantastic!" and asked, "So,... |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 19 | Queen Elizabeth II, Great Britain's longest rei... = No equal! Amazing bright noble is energetic! S... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | What's the best current source of epidemiologic... = Bona fide academic A.S.Fauci or President Trum... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Happy Hundredth Birthday Captain Thomas Moore N... = When they print this heartfelt wish on any car... |
8 | Tom Myers | 8 | The City of Gotham's Millionaire Bruce Wayne an... = Two shifty gays are dwelling in a brick manor... |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | YOUR BEST OF BRITISH, YOUR NHS In the NHS, we toil, no rest, To quell coronavirus deaths, But how do we guys inhibi... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | "This is how I believe you can obliterate the virus : *Chloroquine *Sunlight *Hot sweaty weather *Tanning booths ... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | * I obtusely side with any new cut to the NHS * I vote not to raise the public wages of British nurses * I then brag I t... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | First rule with health: Science beats wealth. Queen in Windsor Castle, White House arsehole, Rich Downing Street... |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | Just one question with this tough Challenge by Tony Crafter - I want answers before I run with it: Whether it definite... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | "We will test shots of disinfectant. I have a feeling it can cure Covid, if Jesus or chloroquinine won't. I bet the hig... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | 'I panic when this snobby Tory twit with his rubbishy CV won't see quite how related he is to the gorilla. To win us ba... |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | *TRUE EERIE SHIT* Oval Office 'I' guy couldn't care less, With over fifty thousand US deaths! Quantity doesn't bot... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Indeed it is often heroic, with such unbeatable ventilators. I berate those who wail, quibble, say ... |
10 | George Missailidis | 4 | 'We will win because I, the cleverest (also richest too, before!) individual on Earth, can now get you this ... |
11 | John Murray | 0 | I say: Pity we underfunded it. It was ten years of Tory governing brouhaha, which is quite a severe destruction. But... |
Total points: | 157 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.407) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | After Bob came home blind drunk for the third n... = Every night, Kevin enjoyed having a whisky or ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 36 | Oh, to be in England Now that April's there, ... = Oh, to end the lockdown To see friends, grab ... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | ... = ... |
4 | Ralph Musco | 20 | "So I asked Bill a question some of you are thi... = Me, being the unprecedented stable genius king... |
Total points: | 129 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | No days such honored days as these! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | OH! WHAT A CIRCUS |
3 | Maurice Goddard | 20 | I will not play at tug o' war. |
4 | Lardy Girl | 18 | I like to think |
Total points: | 108 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.211) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 32 | I hardly believe a single word that man says = Many held a view the loser is a lying bastard. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | First base, second base, third base, home run = He'd embrace, stare at boobs, undress, finish. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The real benefits of staying home now? = I bang the wife's nasty hole more often! |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | If someone isn't socially distancing behind you, fart! = If I find anybody is rushing too close...anal scent time! |
5 | Tom Myers | 20 | The loneliness and horniness = is nonetheless hard on linens. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Rectal examinations ~ merit anal-sex action! |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump = A dirty, entitled POTUS animal mate, stuffs her! |
Total points: | 145 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.280) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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