| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | John Murray | 40 | Bent trachea = Can't breathe. |
2 | David Bourke | 39 | Britain's colonial history = So horribly nationalistic! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | So where will Trump go when he retires and dies? = Well, I do presume the right answer here is DOWN. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | The apple doesn't fall far from the tree = Hell-tempered father left prat of a son. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | The scientific analysis report = I help reinforce any statistics. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Rent-a-thug = Hurt-a-gent. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Assault by a police officer = A ferociously capable fist. |
8 | View | 9 | Social experiment = Learn to mix pieces. |
8 | Valery Silivanov | 9 | Do not smash my face on the keyboard! ~ skbooy mdoachmnotfeasynthdaeer |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Conspiracy theorists, eh? = The phoney crisis actors! |
11 | Tom Myers | 4 | Social Justice Protests = So act -- just resist police. |
12 | Brian Taylor | 3 | Portrayal of heroism = Fairly sophomore art. |
13 | George Missailidis | 0 | Scientific analysis report ~ says fine critical pointers. |
Total points: | 207 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Tom Myers | 46 | The Princess and the Pea = The end part: spine aches! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | "The Plague", a novel written by Albert Camus = Bluntly savage peril... that now became true. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 25 | Museum of Bad Art ~ of dumb amateurs. |
4 | View | 20 | Eurovision Song Contest = Use no strong voices on it. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics = Ancient scholastic's tome, I hear. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Zero-budget short film is Number One at US Box Office = "Unsubscribe", the result of a big effort mixed on Zoom. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The Andy Warhol painting of 'Campbell's Soup Cans' = Awful art. No landscape, only them (basic shopping!) |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir = Oh, heed who I am. Here I seem to hate Trump in power. |
9 | Valery Silivanov | 8 | Artist N. Pirosmani = Smart inspiration. |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | Actor Daniel Peter Masterson = Rape scandal...so, to retirement? |
Total points: | 203 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | View | 43 | Oh, God, feel the tragedy of ~ the death of George Floyd! |
2 | David Bourke | 35 | The statue of slave trader Edward Colston in Bristol = Racist bastard's felled, lowered into the Avon to rust. |
3 | Richard Grantham | 31 | Covid-nineteen pandemic = In time, depend on vaccine. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Corona deaths mount weekly = Could they not wear one mask?! :( |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Be irate, chant ~ "I can't breathe!" |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 14 | I can't breathe... I can't breathe..... I can't breathe.......... = Rate the act: Beaten in barbaric ethnic hate! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Gene Pitney's 'Twenty-Four Hours From Tulsa' = Funny so few turn up to see mighty rat. Loser! |
8 | George Missailidis | 8 | American riots = Irate on racism. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The sitting president of America = I pretend to fight racist meanies. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 6 | Forced to wear a mask in public = Wild case from outbreak panic. |
11 | Tom Myers | 5 | All lives matter = A stall. Evil term. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Robert Stephenson Smyth Baden-Powell's statue = Honest townspeople's asset under threat by BLM. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Atlanta riots = A total strain. |
12 | John Murray | 3 | Supporting Black Lives Matter ‡ Loving bleak racist pest Trump. |
Total points: | 207 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | Minneapolis cop Derek Chauvin = Vicious man kneeled on chap. RIP. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Donald John Trump, the President of the United States = No soul nor depth, and just this epithet - 'Demented Fart'. |
3 | View | 28 | President Bolsonaro = Person is born to lead. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Opposition Leader Keir Starmer = It's a Sir role to keep a PM in order. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | White House Chief of Staff, Mark Randall Meadows = We all had a monster of a master. I wish he'd fuck off! |
6 | Tom Myers | 13 | US Attorney General William Barr = Legal amateur's narrow in liberty. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | Gavin Christopher Newsom = Worship his CA government! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The American director Carl Reiner = Record career time in rental chair. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Trump's campaign manager Bradley Parscale = Crappy ragtag man's lame career in bad slump. |
Total points: | 181 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.290) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | The Beverly Wilshire Hotel, California = Who chills there? Every fat billionaire! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | American police stations = Maintain loose practices. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 27 | United States of America = I must defeat a racist one. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | The Internal Revenue Service = Elites have even nicer return. |
5 | Tom Myers | 16 | The Niña, Pinta and Santa Maria = That anti-Indian nears Panama. |
6 | David Bourke | 13 | The Reunion Observation Tower, Dallas = A tall one's seen with a round orb over it. |
6 | Tyler Severance | 13 | The Department of Homeland Security = I rather commonly fund the Deep State. |
8 | John Fidler | 11 | Disneyland Paris ~ is a splendid yarn. |
9 | View | 3 | Disneyland Paris = Play and dine, sirs! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Coney Island Amusement Park = Kids can play, one neat summer! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | The French Mountain Climbing Federation ‡ Not much danger in her teen cliff ambition. |
Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Britain's Most Popular Albums of all Time (per R... = 1. Beatles symphonic pop trip wins it! 2. Sorro... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | ... = ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Top ten countries with the most recorded COVID ... = No virus assessed in country: * Tonga * Kiri... |
3 | George Missailidis | 20 | Donald Trump's own words blow up in his face as... = He dumbly said a crazy slew of his record mill... |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoi... = Journey with the Moronosphere: Home with the A... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | "Any solid geometrical figure with straight par... = Regard statistics I give to inform a school cl... |
7 | David Bourke | 19 | 'Prince Andrew: Epstein and the Palace' by Nigel Cawthorne = Randy creep with nonce rapist and pliable teenage wench. |
8 | Tom Myers | 7 | Trump is using secret police against demonstrations = Crisis matter! Losing POTUS gets in a tremendous panic. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Hazards of Covid-nineteen left concerns; ergo I ... ~ one size fits all, one hundred percent cotton ... |
10 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | The lower house and primary chamber of Great Bri... = Oh! Rough time in there amid Corona, so I hear!... |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.345) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 41 | Why kill the truth on which I thrive? Join with the injured and chant in unity: "George Floyd" "I Can't Breathe" "Bl... |
2 | Maurice Goddard | 32 | In the front: Truth. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Ain't that the truth. However, I reject artwork being horribly defiled in the name of BLM, and I'll ever deride that. Y... |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | Half a century later that dream turned into a bloody Jim Crow nightmare when that flabby ill-bred Jerk-in-Chief rolled ... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Horrible incident: Abject arrant hothead white officer Chauvin killed George Floyd in the end. Hey, white brethren, hurr... |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | "I have a recurring monthly nightmare, where I sure can't beat the wonderfully, incredibly brilliant haul of Mey K...t... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | He held brotherly love in high regard but unfortunately, no; here are the illiberal folk, that immoral jaded kind, whic... |
9 | View | 4 | Ebony and ivory... We can be brothers under all that! I think we might be! No difference, none at all - Every child like... |
10 | George Missailidis | 3 | Judged by the "filth" or "horror" in my hellbent intent to anagram a word, I became rather looked at in the way of this... |
Total points: | 174 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | A few key programs impaired, rolled back or eli... = Then again, old Donald did announce nice ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Emily was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, an... = Two old people, a widow and a widower, had know... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | "No one is born hating another person because o... = All through history there has been real unfair... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Five pieces of dumb financial advice that most ... = Helpful money outline. Have a look: 1. Aspira... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 8 | No man can put a chain about the ankle of his f... = Gun, handcuffs, taser, baton, hate, and soon ha... |
Total points: | 111 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | In the old age |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN' |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | From a distance |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 13 | Kahlil Gibran on Death |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Best JFK quotes |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | If. |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | The Window |
Total points: | 110 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.368) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 60 | He came in his pants = Mishap - hence stain! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Presidential Master Bedroom in the White House = Trump wished to be in Melania here (she's "too tired"). |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | Toilets For Paying Customers Only = Call on your money first to get piss. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Run the risk of being caught = Rat's fucking the neighbour! |
5 | Tom Myers | 18 | A sign from god ‡ Go find orgasm. |
Total points: | 154 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.192) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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