| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Enlargement of the prostate gland = Often targets an older man. Get help. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | Premature onset of Alzheimer's = The last memories are frozen up. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Big wheel at a short-order cafe ~ with a Bachelor of Arts degree. |
4 | Paul Pan | 17 | Refuse most ~ terms of use. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | He is tattooed = It's head to toe. |
6 | Murray Cameron | 15 | 'Plandemic' conspiracies = Crap diplomas in science. |
7 | Tom Myers | 14 | Counterintuitive ideas = Creative intuition used. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Dystopian universe = Very stupid, so inane. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Donald Trump doesn't pay his taxes = And most experts aptly said: "NO DUH". |
10 | View | 4 | The Coronavirus stimulus = Uh, our virus-ailment costs! |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Conspiracy theories = Epic corny stories. Ha! |
12 | George Missailidis | 2 | Deriving functions = Into finding curves. |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 43 | Sir David Attenborough's 'A Life on Our Planet' = Head naturalist on TV in despair of our globe. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | The Spice Girls: Ginger, Sporty, Baby, Scary and Posh = Presently: Gray, Gross, Big Hips, Bitchy and A Corpse. |
3 | David Bourke | 20 | The pugilist Michael Gerard Tyson = "Laugh at my lisp? Get hit, reconsider!" |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | ... = A proud black man had a dream: Be set to inspi... |
5 | Murray Cameron | 16 | Scary, Ginger, Baby, Sporty and Posh = Agony! Heard crappy songs by Brits. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The Addams Family = Mayhem adds a lift. |
Total points: | 142 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The Belarusian election result = Latest count here is unreliable. |
2 | Tom Myers | 19 | Many lives are at stake = Easy alternative: mask! |
3 | John Murray | 17 | Reduce coronavirus = Order us our vaccine. |
4 | Tyler Severance | 14 | Presidential debates = Repeated bits and lies. |
4 | David Bourke | 14 | The State of California = Escalation of that fire. |
6 | FatPhil | 13 | "Trump Lied and Americans Died" ~ ridiculed a madman president. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Overturning Roe v. Wade = Worn-out anger revived. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | The Oregon and California wildfires = I feel a horrid conflagration widens. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | US presidential candidates = Stupid and Less tied in a race. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is to face a second trial = Iran's 'Fanatical Zeal Office' ran this organized act. |
11 | View | 5 | Anti-mask protest = Mistake; stop rant! |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Teams of Covid marshals = Masters of dismal havoc. |
13 | Murray Cameron | 3 | Opa-locka City lifts the ban on wearing saggy pants = Big ass gaping? Police want clean y-fronts... that okay? |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | The late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg = One great big heart dies, but cruel Trump just cheers! :( |
2 | Tom Myers | 25 | Biden/Harris = Hired brains. |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | The former pugilist Alan Minter = Full-time pro, a master in the ring. |
4 | Murray Cameron | 13 | Marilyn Manson (a rock singer) = Mr Snarling Croaky Noise Man. |
4 | Paul Pan | 13 | Busta Rhymes = A shyster bum. |
6 | View | 9 | The medical worker Breonna Taylor = Tell & know, America. No death by error! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | President's Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Bar... = ... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Kate Shemirani = Anti-mask ire, eh? |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The Notorious RBG = Outright sober, no? |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | The London Sewerage System = Steamy logs seen down there! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | Hurricane Sally = Such rain, really! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation = Often long, kind, valuable work to battle racism. |
4 | Murray Cameron | 16 | The US Presidential Elections = Heinous A-List Creep: "Let's end it." |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | The Atlantic Magazine = That nice, amazing tale. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | World Health Organization = To right a hazard no one will. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Hurricane Sally ‡ Clearly in a rush. |
8 | Kristian Knezevic | 5 | Volcan de Colima = Conic model, lava. |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | Trump described fallen heroes as "Losers" and "S... = He lacks respect for ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | ... = * "Major upheaval" * "Completely annihilated"... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | QAnon: 1) One evil cult rules the planet 2) T... = 1) ... |
4 | View | 14 | The Director of the National Institute of Aller... = Doctor Anthony Fauci leads that institution, f... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 13 | What will happen if Trump loses and refuses to leave? = Stuff his apparent U.S. wall! I'd plan to move elsewhere. |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 13 | "Our current President is a cheat, a liar, a fr... = Donald Trump. A crude fiery charlatan! A paran... |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | The Spice Girls: Geri (Ginger), Mel C (Sporty),... = Geriatric, me! Chav clothing Mediocre pygmy ... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 10 | When Garry Sykes came home half-drunk yet again... ~ "See how large it is? They'll always make it ... |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Saint Joseph on the Brandywine Roman Catholic C... = Where an eccentric, an old Joe Biden, might st... |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | "This Coronavirus threat seems real? I plotted that. There's no vaccine. I need you all destroyed." - God |
2 | David Bourke | 21 | "Lies are very good. They're a core tool. I understand tactics...I have the honestest lies!" - Donald Trump |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | "I see the man that invented autocorrect died today. God rest his loverly sole. Rust in peach." - A. R. Sole |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | "As a test, the readily deceived must evaluate only: Did the nose start longer or shorter?" - Pinocchio |
5 | George Missailidis | 14 | His planetary discovery does lead to heliocentric models that'd set out to arrange the universe. |
6 | View | 9 | And yet it moves - Earth circles our Sun! Ooh, then... detest lies or degradations, help veracity to lead! |
7 | Paul Pan | 8 | "Heliocentric heaven? That's erred astronomy," shouted oddest Vatican elders. "Oust Galilei to pyre!" |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 5 | † † † * † † † Cross onto Me † † † * † † † O Dear! To accept one day to Heaven I'll die, Sure is the hardest grave truth... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 3 | I told the readers the good advice (not eerie nonsense) that Lysol, as a cure, heals Covid. Try it! -- Trump |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | "The harmonic interval, or octave, yielded its role noted here: tedious student scales." - Pythagoras |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | ... = ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | One day, Feargal Murphy goes into a pharmacy. ... = Pals Murphy and Seamus are due to travel to A... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Today I saw an elderly woman walking her dog, c... ~ The woman felt that finding a clearly desperat... |
4 | Paul Pan | 11 | "Shakira's music has a personal stamp that does... = The aged eminent Nobel laureate won't lie, he ... |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | "I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue eno... = Egomaniac Trump's the total reverse. Havoc's ... |
6 | George Missailidis | 4 | "I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue eno... = "I believe I shall sham the whole process of e... |
Total points: | 84 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Sonnet XIV |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | RULE BRITANNIA! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | School Days |
Total points: | 71 | from 13 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Until I sensed my fly was open, I utterly had no idea... = Then I found my penis was entirely outside all day! |
2 | David Bourke | 18 | "Is a wank on for Sat?" ~ "Not as far as I know!" |
3 | Murray Cameron | 16 | In between the sheets ~ he's in sweet teen Beth. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Anti-BLM protester in NC dons unusual face mask = Seen in a most unartful black penis and scrotum. |
5 | Paul Pan | 13 | Glory hole = Hello, orgy! |
Total points: | 86 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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