1 | Ellie Dent | 16 | I'm not in love = No, I'm violent! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Wearing one's birthday suit ~ was beneath our dignity, sir. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | The American presidency = Impeach? Tendency is rare. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | I must try on a cape ~ in a costume party. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | The road to hell is paved with good intentions = The stair to heaven is piled with "DO NOT!" on gold. |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | Unfair insolence ~ can ruin one's life. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | Last-minute post = Input's most late! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Every end is a new beginning (anonymous) = In a way, morning ensues beyond evening. |
9 | Tom Myers | 9 | In a council flat ‡ Financial clout. |
10 | View | 8 | Postpartum depression = Ma needs top support, sir. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 8 | Presidential pardon ‡ A pal did enter prison. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Drone photography = Had the gyro prop on. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Time and tide wait for no man = No, damn it! I'm in for a wet date! |
| | Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.591) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | The Nostradamus Prophecies = He predicts our path as omens. |
2 | George Sicherman | 25 | I have to buy the New York Times Sunday Edition. ~ Done. But it's heavy, and I think I wore out my eyes. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 22 | The iconic French actress Jeanne Moreau has died = Such an enchantress. "Je t'adore, ma cherie," I confide. |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin = People wanted a very sizable N.Y. hit! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The Royal Academy's Summer Exhibition = Sublime art mixed in each room, they say. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | America's Got Talent = A magic start on tele. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | To Kill the President by Sam Bourne = Pre-eminent book, it's hardly subtle. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Reese Witherspoon in the movie Legally Blonde = Her gene pool's yellow-tone hair is bedevilment! |
| | Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.381) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 21 | The infant Charlie Gard dies = Life is hard, then a tragic end. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Mosul is liberated = IS role sublimated. |
3 | View | 15 | Fourth of July celebrations = Joy for the US, but nice for all. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Trumpcare dies in the Senate = I see he can't murder patients. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | "Modern day presidential" = Dementedly paranoid sir. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Donald Trump's White House circus = This ludicrous power's unmatched. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | US healthcare system = That's surely a scheme! |
8 | nedesto | 7 | Simpson has now earned parole = Prisoner slashed a woman open. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | "Let Obamacare fail." (Donald Trump) = Unpalatable for a mild Democrat. |
10 | Christopher Davis | 6 | Nothingburger = To bring hunger. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | July One: National Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day = Fat America truly enjoyed cocaine over vanilla! |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | ] United States healthcare system debate = The Senate head acted? Bet it's truly a mess! |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | A North Korean nuclear missile test = Nutter's Alaska rhetoric - none smile. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Why Trump’s vengeful Tweeting matters = Put gently, few might ever trust a.m. news! |
| | Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.636) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | Damn it! Hundreds of people trust ~ President of the U.S. Donald Trump! |
2 | Ellie Dent | 21 | A M Turing, OBE = I got a number! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The computer scientist Alan Mathison Turing OBE FRS ~ unciphers those Enigma battle instruction formats. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | Madame Brigitte Marie-Claude Macron = Let crude American bigot admire mama. |
5 | John Fidler | 16 | Jodie Auckland Whittaker = Dr Who, a tacit Dalek junkie. |
6 | View | 12 | Ismail Abdel Salam Ahmed Haniyeh = I'm behind Hamas lead. Yes, Allah, I am. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Anthony Scaramucci is ~ a masochist, a cynic. Run! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | William Shakespeare = Spieler was like a ham. |
| | Total points: | 129 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 25 | Passchendaele, Belgium = Humble, seeing sad place. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | A Stentor Student Double Bass with a Roland Cube Amp = Sounds superb: The low, loud beat in a band attracts me. |
3 | Adie Pena | 20 | The Beatles' Apple Corps Ltd. = The last celebrated pop LPs. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | The American Presidency ~ increased my panic there. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Great Ormond Street Hospital For Children = Charlie - doting parents told them of errors. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The Department of Homeland Security = Donald Trump is hefty menace thereto. |
7 | Ethan | 7 | Hampshire College Summer Studies in Mathematics: ~ I teach STEM child numerals, sums, geometries, pi, ham. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 7 | The Electronic Privacy Information Center ~ can protect her voter info nicely, I'm certain. |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | The Trump International Hotel Las Vegas = It's gilt all over...the man's another peanut! |
| | Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.450) |
1 | Adie Pena | 26 | George Harrison's Top Three Beatles Songs 1. ... = 1. Huge hit. (Yes, E. Clapton on guitar!) 2.... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Once, a trio, three blind mice pals, lived in a... ~ a suit of armor. And so, became lost, indeed i... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | The Five Wealthiest People in the World Today: ... = Amazon jungle fever Plugged Microsoft Zara ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Celine Dion's top selling singles 1. My Heart ... = 1. The bleak Titanic theme. 2. Killingly mono... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 9 | "Women should be obscene and not heard," said c... = "Ha!" I concur, "Men demand hardcore, oogamous... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Everything is funny, as long as it's happening ... = My philosophy is: Giggle at one's own sly nons... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The Presidential Advisory Commission on Electio... = See ethic I design to incriminate minority vot... |
8 | Mark Huffman | 6 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = Admits premeditated foul depths of treason? Uncertain. |
| | Total points: | 113 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.421) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | 
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2 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Oh, appears a hotel entrepreneur Deemed USA leader and president Secure in luxurious grandeur A curse: some allegian... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | An unusual, unexpected germ, Our people once elected as President: He'll use a mad rage in each term, Our roads are ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 9 | Endure elected rude leader Trump (A son is Eric; one unlaced ex is Maples) Our unsure careers are in a dump; On head... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | "I see an unusual occurrence. Aliens appear here expecting to redeem us muddled Earthlings, see our real nature and rep... |
6 | David Bourke | 6 | America's demon ruler - a dunderhead, a purple-complexioned creature in a ludicrous orange toupée ...he guaranteed ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Riddles according to Nostradamus Are eerie, arcane, sure to stump. See, an unusual experience reeled us; Huge one, e... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 4 | A learned theme here, reader, seemed designed to perplex us: Pretentious, sure ... or is it an unscrupulous clue, ar... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Deranged Caesar Donald Trump re-engineers pure crime and echoes odorous lies as a cue to pullulate extreme pure hatred ... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 3 | So eerie! Seer Nostradamus predicted an unusual, unorthodox President Trump. US endure an alleged lecher, a creep, a ro... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Round up the usual terror suspects (Mexican and colored people, he directs); Meet Eurasian enemies. Unreal! Reason ... |
| | Total points: | 96 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.647) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 29 | HOW TO WASH THE CAT Firstly, clean the toilet.... ~ Flush the toilet twice. Have someone open the... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | After having their tenth child, a Liverpool cou... = A Scots Guardsman attired in full dress unifor... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 13 | A List of Seven Natural Wonders 1. The Iguacu ... = Portend a hefty thrill 1. Brazil-Argentina bo... |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | The Best Six Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals 1. C... = 1. If shabby Grizabella is chosen 2. Che meet... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) has it all. She'... = Movie nets a nine Misogynist law profession a... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 4 | O Canada! Our home and native land! True patr... = O Canada, eh? From Nova Scotia and Ontario to... |
| | Total points: | 90 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | You had best prepare yourself for rather a shock = H.H. The Pope - a rosy-arsed altar boy fucker for sure. |
2 | Adie Pena | 14 | The dirty old man = My tilted hard-on. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The American President's Twitter Account = The racist cunt needs it to write mean crap. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Is that Anthony Scaramucci? = Oh, a nasty charismatic cunt! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Rectal enemas and douches ~ can descale mud on the arse! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Man having a retrograde emission = He means to orgasm in drier vagina |
7 | Tom Myers | 2 | Come an' do us ~ use a condom. |
| | Total points: | 69 | from 12 votes (DFE factor: 0.583) |