Remember al-Qaida's fallen heroes with these commemorative box cutters.
Stylishly set in clear molded plastic on pieces of card, these exclusive, limited-edition knives are official keepsakes that pay homage to those spirited terrorist hoods whose thoughtful self-sacrifice helped to turn George Dubya into the distinguished, universally venerated key statesman that he is today. Available from the ruins of the Trade Center at the awesome knockdown price of only $9.11!
A favorite of Saudi visitors, these infamous knives feature vivid likenesses of the New York cityscape, the Pentagon and -- a very special edition knife, only a limited number of which were ever released (hastily and by mistake) -- the Capitol building. ***AS SHOWN ON TV!***
CLICK HERE! Also available in Scissors and Nail Clippers, apparently.
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