906 |
MONKS
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He does not sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We cannot tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the unhappy man is forced to leave. Years later, intrigued and after never being able to quite forget that seductive sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.
The monks reply, "We cannot tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "If the sole, the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful, lovely sound is to become a monk, then please, do make me a monk."
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. And when you find these answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task. After decades of searching he returns, a gray-haired old man, and knocks on the thick wooden door of the monastery. Whereupon, a grizzled old monk answers and he is then taken before all the assembled monks.
|
"In my backbreaking quest to find what makes that breathtaking, enchantress's sound, I traveled the earth, found what you asked and returned. By design, the world's momentous, being in an extraordinary state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask.
I guess all any sage, an humanitarian man can know is himself, but only then if he's an honest nature: reflective and willing to strip away smugness, unnecessary crassness or self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."
The monks lead the man to a dark, dank wooden door, where the head monk murmurs encouragingly: "The sound's beyond that door."
They give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind that door is another, made of remarkably thick stone. The man's given the key to the stone one and he opens it, thunderstruck to find a sunken door made of ruby. And so it seems to his amazement that he needs keys to big extravagant doors made of rare gems: stunning emerald, pearl and diamond. Heavens, such excess!
Finally, as they come to a chunky gold door, the sound has become very clear. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."
The man's askance, apprehensive. Behind that door frame's the answer ... his life's wish.
Fearful and trembling, he unlocks it, slowly pushing it open. And falling to his knees, he's amazed to discover the source of that haunting sound...
...
...
...
...
Alas, I can't tell you what it is, of course, because, remember, you are not a monk.
|