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OH! WHAT A CIRCUS
From the musical 'Evita'
Oh what a circus, oh what a show
Argentina has gone to town
Over the death of an actress called Eva Peron
We've all gone crazy
Mourning all day and mourning all night
Falling over ourselves to get all of the misery right
Oh what an exit, that's how to go
When they're ringing your curtain down
Demand to be buried like Eva Peron
It's quite a sunset
And good for the country in a roundabout way
We've made the front page of all the world's papers today
But who is this Santa Evita?
Why all this howling, hysterical sorrow?
What kind of goddess has lived among us?
How will we ever get by without her?
She had her moments, she had some style
The best show in town was the crowd
Outside the Casa Rosada crying, "Eva Peron"
But that's all gone now
As soon as the smoke from the funeral clears
We're all gonna see and how, she did nothing for years
You let down your people Evita
You were supposed to have been immortal
That's all they wanted, not much to ask for
But in the end you could not deliver
Sing you fools, but you got it wrong
Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
Your queen is dead, your king is through
And she's not coming back to you
Show business kept us all alive
Since seventeen October nineteen-forty-five
But the star has gone, the glamour's worn thin
That's a pretty bad state for a state to be in
Instead of government we had a stage
Instead of ideas, a prima donna's rage
Instead of help we were given a crowd
She didn't say much, but she said it loud
Sing you fools, but you got it wrong
Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
Your queen is dead, your king is through
She's not coming back to you
Don't cry for me Argentina
For I am ordinary, unimportant
And undeserving of such attention
Unless we all are, I think we all are
So share my glory, so share my coffin
So share my glory, so share my coffin
It's our funeral too
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THE STAGES OF MEGHAN AND HARRY
A Saga
Oh what a circus oh what a show,
Meghan Markle has come to town,
With supporting act Harry a mere hanger-on,
It's turned out so fine,
She's back in her homeland and feeling divine,
For, now global fame awaits; it's just what she'd planned all the time.
Oh, what an entrance, that's how it's done!
You quit as a B-lister star,
Then married a prince, now look where you are!
It's quite a step up,
So good for Meghan but not good for Harry,
He's sacrificed so much in life, while you are happy as Larry.
Because of your Royal connections,
You got a voiceover deal with Disney,
All thanks to Harry, he pitched it for you,
How would you have got by without him?
You've got real beauty, an actor's style,
And the people of Britain took you to their hearts,
A new Duchess of Sussex cheered on by the crowds!
But that's all gone now,
Your stardust's as stagnant as dust on bookshelves
The people have finally seen, that you're in it just for yourselves.
You let down so many adorers,
They hoped you'd team up with Kate and William,
That new fab foursome sounded so awesome,
But in the end you could not deliver.
Can't you see that you've got things wrong,
L.A's not where Harry belongs,
His family bonds have come unglued,
And Meghan it's all down to you.
Our monarchy will remain strong,
Dogged, unflagging, it'll carry on
Those agelong customs will survive,
Long after Hollywood's glamour dies.
For entertainment there's a need,
But show business is built on greed,
A swaggering world of phoney fakes,
Instead of giving they grab and take.
Now coronavirus has arrived,
The greatest test is to survive,
The Queen's a rock, we need her strength
Meghan and Harry you're irrelevant.
Now you've announced a new venture,
I vow, your timing's so bad, it's amazing,
Who gives a fig, it is not important,
The world's infected, you're not connected,.
So stay away you'll soon be forgotten.
So soon forgotten.
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