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901


There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.


A degenerate man who did bray,
Was Trump with a ghastly toupee.
The heavy ass went insane,
Sure nuts to no fame!
Then horrid ogre convulsed with a neigh!


902


There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.


He's a naughty orangutan, Maurice,
And he moved very slow, what a loris!
He swings in the tree top,
With a twenty-feet drop,
Then he abuses a gnu named Doris!


903


*** Who Has Seen the Wind? ***

Who has seen the wind?
Neither I nor you:
But when the leaves hang trembling,
The wind is passing through.

Who has seen the wind?
Neither you nor I:
But when the trees bow down their heads,
The wind is passing by.


*** On the Way ***

With the Sun, Moon and stars,
When Nature's beauty is bright,
Boundless wonders we see,
Up high white in God's Light.

How, when the Heart beats,
When high rainbows shine,
When Hope is then here,
Then in Deity wonders Divine.


904


There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.


A new-age man, the name of Chris Sturdy,
Inventive he was. Oh so wordy!
With a poem, in a letter
With language, no better!
He's unsurpassed...though a tad nerdy.


905


I WANT TO BREAK FREE
By
Queen

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free

I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true, yeah
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh, how I want to be free, baby
Oh, how I want to be free
Oh, how I want to break free

But life still goes on
I can't get used to living without, living without
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own

So baby can't you see
I've got to break free
I've got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to break free



HOW TO BEAT ENNUI? BREAK FREE!
By
Kevin Footloose (and wife, Eva Footloose, too)

I want to break free
I want to break free,
I want to break out of my house
Boy, I've got to be free of these four walls,
I've got to be free,
By God, it's been like eternity!

Coronavirus
Has befallen us for the first time,
And we've all been told it'll kill you,
Now we must stay indoors,
Beware, that freaky virus will kill.

I am vegetating,
Getting tired of book-reading and now I don't know what to do,
Yet I've got to be sure
When I walk out the door,
I'll be okay to be free, for I'm
Going on seventy-three,
Will I be okay to be free?

I've no food or wine,
How can I go on livin' this way, livin' this way,
Survivin' the day on one doughnut?
I vow, my gut thinks my throat has been cut!

Wife Eva agrees,
We've got to break free,
Sneak out, quietly,
After I take a wee,
I want, I want, I want, I want... I think I want to break free.


906


Fried eggs, sausages, back bacon, tomatoes, mushrooms,
fried bread, baked beans, and together with buttered toast,
Seville Orange marmalade, and a nice hot pot of tea or coffee!


A full English breakfast good as it gets to afford,
In mouth-watering bites back home or abroad!
No doubt became deemed a godsend to eat,
Some career chefs serve as a pan treat!


907


There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.


A great Van Gogh student named Ellie,
Was such a worthy nominee,
When by fun reputation,
With no hesitation,
She deserved a huge Awardsmaster trophy!


908

[Rossetti's sonnet about a plague is anagrammed into another sonnet about the dangers of bogus solutions during such times, which also contains a relevant constraint:]


The Plague (A sonnet by Christina Rossetti)

"Listen, the last stroke of death’s noon has struck -
The plague is come", a gnashing Madman said,
And laid him down straightway upon his bed.
His writhed hands did at the linen pluck;
Then all is over. With a careless chuck
Among his fellows he is cast. How sped
His spirit matters little: Many dead
Make men hard-hearted. "Place him on the truck.
Go forth into the burial-ground and find
Room at so much a pitful for so many.
One thing is to be done; one thing is clear:
Keep thou back from the hot unwholesome wind,
That it infect not thee." Say, is there any
Who mourneth for the multitude dead here?


A Big Mistake

When horrid things take place, we'll tell our kid
Some incoherent tosh to ease that dread,
And children need this aid to close the lid
On gruesome phobias inside those heads.
But uninformed adults that want delusion,
That breach the law with childish indignation,
Might mess up years of airtight, apt conclusions -
Then force a trauma on the population.
I'd highly recommend to know for sure
The hidden facts - and not to overnight
Some shipment of placebos and fake cures
Which mainly make this worse and fuel this fright;
When monumental days shake us apart,
The "mugs" are those that only think they're smart.


[In tribute to the good science helping us through the Corona crisis, I planted an acrostic down the poem of the "Rod of Asclepius" - the healthcare symbol of a staff with a coiled snake around it... and to depict the slimy snake-oil merchants, the acrostic snake I coiled around the staff spells out "Corona Scheming":]