APRIL 1998 NOMINATIONS

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Richard Brodie with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
I can't fire semen, cutey doll.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Untimely or facile descent.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Flaccid? Eye on insult meter.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Teeny, minute, flaccid loser.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Untold, it menaces fiercely.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Medications recently fuel.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Flaccid? Entitle user money.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Entirely flaccid men to sue.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Rouse tiny, flaccid element.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Ultimately fine crescendo.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Semen out, entirely flaccid.

Doug Ackerman with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Dirty slut once nice female.

Larry Brash with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Erection is lamely defunct.

Larry Brash with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Ye erect stallion. I'm fecund.

Larry Brash with:
Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists =
Ah! Intelligent doctors always analyze neurosis. La fad? Crap!!

Larry Brash with:
Monty Python's Flying Circus =
Strongly psychotic? I'm funny!

Richard Brodie with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Fully a one centimeter disc!

Richard Brodie with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
Flimsy erection? Date uncle!

Richard Brodie with:
Well look, I evidently need anagrams =
Wins "Anny" vote, medal - killer ego deal.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
California weather =
Water? Fire? Hail?! A con!!

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Internal Revenue Service =
IRS rule never a nice event.

Earle Jones with:
University of East Anglia =
Regulation ivy fantasies.


THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Bobby Tendinitis with:
I'm new, blonde and have big tits =
Dang! Have B. Tendinitis blow me.

Paul Jarc with:
Easy Win95 tips =
95: tiny ass-wipe.

Earle Jones with:
I'm new, blonde and have big tits =
Who nibbled? Damn! Investigate!

Dave Linabury with:
Starbuck's Coffee =
Forces fetus back.


THE SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Dave Linabury with:
Are the streets paved with gold??? =
Travel the widespread ghettos.

Larry Brash with:
Mailer-Daemon =
I am enema lord.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
In less than one hour make lots of cash =
No look, no earn - this scheme has faults!

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Nancy does Windows =
Nice ass, downy down.

Dave Linabury with:
William H. Novosad =
Will avoid no sham.

Dave Linabury with:
Expenses down =
We spend on sex.

Bobby Tendinitis with:
Manual del dinero =
Damn lie unloader!

William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
This is not a comersial adverteisment =
I rave dishonest scams. I'm not literate.


THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Steve Krakowski with:
"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong =
A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!


THE NAME CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Bjoern Yngve Eidsvik =
Joke: virgins envy bed.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Bjoern Yngve Eidsvik =
Be nervy! Jog! Skindive!

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio =
Lord, I am one phallic weirdo!

Earle Jones with:
Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio =
"Cinema idol will do 'er" --Oprah

David James Polewka with:
Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio =
I - I hold cinema dollar power!

Bobby Tendinitis with:
Tom Buchanan =
Hot Cuban man.

Maxim Westman with:
Catherine Watkins =
Aw! Catheter in skin!


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