Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 1998
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The ampersand - why abolish it? =
I hate phrase with "and" symbol!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Alzheimer's Disease =
I realized he's a mess.
eq.3rd - Kevin Hale with:
Merry Christmas =
It screams 'Myrrh'.
eq.3rd - Keith Lehman with:
Armageddon =
Goddam near.
Baldycotton with:
Undercover Agent =
Enter a drug coven.
Larry Brash with:
"A closed mouth gathers no feet" =
A foot entered the gums. O! Clash!
Larry Brash with:
Neanderthal Man =
An alderman, then?
Larry Brash with:
Psychiatrist =
Physic artist.
Larry Brash with:
Senile dementia =
Eliminate needs.
Larry Brash with:
The Second Law Of Thermodynamics =
Conceded why heat is lost from man.
Larry Brash with:
Brachiosaurus =
A curious Brash.
Richard Brodie with:
Anagrammed occupations =
Amusing, compared to a can.
Richard Brodie with:
North Pole fellow =
Owner of Hell plot.
Katrina Crowell with:
Tuna, no mayo =
A yum, at noon!
Art Day with:
Software designer =
Dire news for Gates.
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Technical Editor =
Edit at chronicle.
Jean Fontaine with:
American coffee =
A offence! A crime!
Jean Fontaine with:
Christendom =
Christ = Demon.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Salsa Dancing =
A dancing lass.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Canadian Weather Forecast =
A new Arctic Sea front, ahead.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Online Dictionary =
Rely on indication.
Kevin Hale with:
Merry Christmas =
Tries myrrh scam.
Mattias Inghe with:
Newsreader =
We are nerds.
Mattias Inghe with:
Mother-in-law =
Howlin' mater.
Mattias Inghe with:
Car Salesman =
Mean car, lass!
Mattias Inghe with:
Stepfather =
Her fat pest.
Mattias Inghe with:
Grandma =
Drag-man.
Earle Jones with:
Ophthalmologist =
Polish that gloom.
Earle Jones with:
Pub's motto =
Bottoms up!
Earle Jones with:
Cardiac Surgeon =
Drainage occurs.
Earle Jones with:
Software engineer =
New neat forgeries.
Earle Jones with:
Weather forecaster =
Eats crow hereafter.
Meyran Kraus with:
Treacherous =
Sour cheater.
Meyran Kraus with:
A Little Man =
Me ain't tall!
Meyran Kraus with:
The Provider of the Family =
He'd profit? I love my father!
Meyran Kraus with:
Precipitation =
Ice? Rain? Tiptop!
John Morahan with:
Experimental Physics =
E.P. explains Chemistry.
John Morahan with:
A mind is a terrible thing to waste =
I hint: able to write 'grams instead.
Tom Myers with:
Life Expectancy Up =
Flippancy - execute!
Tom Myers with:
Premeditation =
Me trap, tie, do in.
Tom Myers with:
Peyote button =
Potent? You bet.
Tom Myers with:
Armed Forces =
Scared for me.
Tom Myers with:
Kinetic energy =
Rickety engine.
Tom Myers with:
Regulation =
Got in a rule.
Tom Myers with:
Death penalty =
Deny that plea.
Tom Myers with:
Monarch of the Seas =
Safest anchor? Home.
Tom Myers with:
Crime is down =
I mince words.
Len Richards with:
Unemployed =
Me puny. Dole!
Len Richards with:
Marketing manager =
A germane mart king.
Rodley with:
You're that good eh? =
Thou adore thy ego!
Mick Tully with:
Interior Decorator =
I co-ordinate. Terror!
Mick Tully with:
Car Salesman =
Learns a scam.
Mick Tully with:
Human Cloning =
Chin... lung... No Ma?
Mick Tully with:
Security Guard =
Crude gray suit.
Mick Tully with:
Security Guard =
Recruit sad guy.
Mick Tully with:
Bomb disposal =
Bad slip? Booms!
Mick Tully with:
The Old-Age Pension =
Pool needs heating.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Caravaggio's "The Decapitation Of Saint John The Baptist" =
An artist, he jots 'beheading of a chap'. It's too captivating!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Handel's Messiah =
Ah, shameless din!
3rd - Keith Lehman with:
Armageddon =
Man dare God.
Larry Brash with:
"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" =
He, elder of quite hopeful transvestite dancers.
Katrina Crowell with:
Milan Kundera's "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" =
Hi, drink malts. No fun? Nibble bagels, eat, ease hunger.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"It's very clear
Our love is here to stay
Not for a year, but ever and a day" =
O! A ladycrooner revives furor yearly, at the United States. Bravo! Aye!
Meyran Kraus with:
Steven Spielberg's "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" =
"Prehistoric adventures, blasts & jokers. Swell! PG."
Meyran Kraus with:
Andy Warhol's "Sixteen Jackies" =
His J. Kennedy is exact, also raw.
Meyran Kraus with:
Peter Cattaneo's "The Full Monty" =
Tape utterly fat men, no clothes.
Meyran Kraus with:
Paul Verhoeven's "Basic Instinct" =
Stone's velvet pubic hair? Can sin!
Tom Myers with:
A partridge in a pear tree =
Peregrine raid ate a part.
Tom Myers with:
I'll Be Home For Christmas =
Fact: mom is hellish borer.
Tom Myers with:
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer =
Poor indentured sled herd here.
Richard Peers with:
Bohemian Rhapsody =
Bops hair on my head!
Len Richards with:
"Advance Australia Fair" =
Vacant? Afraid Asia rule!
1st - Larry Brash with:
TIME's "Men of the Year" =
They met; remain foes.
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Starr's Ethics Adviser =
"Christ! I served rat-ass!"
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Bethlehem's Star =
The Lamb, he rests.
Larry Brash with:
Anatoly Onopriyenko =
A loony earn no pity, OK?
Larry Brash with:
President Clinton attacks Saddam Hussein =
USA ends this Islamic tent-despot and crank.
Daniel F. Etter with:
White Christmas =
With cash, mister.
Jean Fontaine with:
Christmas =
Crams shit.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Galina Starovoitova is murdered =
Violator driven to damage Russia.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The Central America countries =
Mitch creates unreal reaction.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The new octuplets =
Cutest nephew lot.
Tom Myers with:
Marines =
Remains.
Tom Myers with:
Airstrikes launched =
Risk is nuclear death.
Tom Myers with:
Human cells cloned =
Man concludes: Hell.
Tom Myers with:
Humans cloned =
Launch demons.
Tom Myers with:
Star of Bethlehem =
Fresh motel? Bathe?
Tom Myers with:
Last minute shopping =
Enthusiasm toppling.
Richard Peers with:
Recalling the Chilean Ambassador =
Ace! Blair charges this lean old man.
Richard Peers with:
Recalling the Chilean Ambassador =
A banal call: "Ernesto - discharge him!"
Richard Peers with:
President Clinton attacks Saddam Hussein =
Send Kurd; clinched assassination attempt.
Tintagel with:
"Pinochet ruling is a win for human rights" =
Straw facing honour: I'm punishing Hitler.
Mick Tully with:
Clinton's Foreign Policy =
Flying-in nice protocols.
Mick Tully with:
President Clinton attacks Saddam Hussein =
Isn't it ruthless and action-packed madness?
Mick Tully with:
Peter Mandelson, Trade and Industry Secretary =
Secret Rio lust, ardent pansy, Mandy? Errant deed!
1st - Katrina Crowell with:
Courtesan =
A sore cunt.
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Lo children are an heritage of the Lord:
and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man;
so are children of the youth.
Happy is the man that hath his quiver full
of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they
shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
=
Octuplets?! What the fuck!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
It has been hard as hell with all
my eight healthy little buggers -
all fathered in different births.
Man, I try hard. No harmony here.
Poop, wee-wee, snot -
I'm afraid it never quits!
Shit from one end of this
messy damn house to the other!
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Who has been chosen "The Girl Most Likely to Suck Seed"? =
Hot shot brushed Monica Lewinsky's cheek. Gee, so tell!
Larry Brash with:
Women want Viagra =
Now a wet vagina, Mr.
Larry Brash with:
Rolling on the Floor with Laughter!!! =
Honour the girl wetting hall floor?
Richard Brodie with:
But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it. =
A crowd of true butthead sodomites! The abhorrent fuckers shall be sent off straight to Hell.
Jean Fontaine with:
Santa in North Pole =
Satan in Porn Hotel.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Please mail me some kinky anagrams =
Sperm, aka semen's alkaline, my amigo.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Altar boy =
O! Lay brat.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Intestinal Gas =
Is instant gale.
Kevin Hale with:
Please mail me some kinky anagrams =
I am a geek, so I'm a smelly spanker, man!
Mattias Inghe with:
Father =
He fart.
Earle Jones with:
Gynecologist =
Ogle icy tongs.
Tom Myers with:
Catholicism =
Comical shit.
Tom Myers with:
Octuplets born =
Poor blest cunt.
Tom Myers with:
Self abuse =
Safe blues.
Tom Myers with:
Self abuse =
Safe lubes.
Rodley with:
Who is Victoria and what's this secret of hers? =
Darn, I show view of ass, tit set, crotch hairs, eh?
Mick Tully with:
Interesting Information on Viagra =
Organ in vagina? It is fine tormentor.
Mick Tully with:
The Art of Chilean Love-making =
Force tight hole? I'm anal knave.
Mick Tully with:
Salty Grapefruit =
Slurp treat, if gay.
Mick Tully with:
Salty Grapefruit =
Repast, fruity gal?
Mick Tully with:
Romance =
No cream?
Mick Tully with:
Rural Bestiality =
Irritates bull? Ya!
Mick Tully with:
Centrefold Models =
Cold? Meet fondlers.
1st - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Make time and do this. =
Eat shit and die! OK... mm!
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Let me show you this POWERFUL way to secure your PROSPERITY and FREEDOM. =
How low... Please don't SPAM me or you're HISTORY, you rude, creepy twit. Suffer!!!
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
Unlimited informasion =
Moron lies ad infinitum.
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Waiting to meet you for sex!! =
Fix weeny - got autoerotism.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Twenty Asian Girl Pictures a day!! All models are at least eighteen years of age!" =
As easy as... illegal teen female trade??? Nay, stupid racist!!! Got heroin?? Get a lawyer!!
Meyran Kraus with:
Important: everyone must read this =
Oye! Invent shit, Spammer? Out, retard!
Meyran Kraus with:
depalo@megsinet.net =
Get none? Let spam die!
John Morahan with:
My name is Dee Dee and I will get right to the point of this letter. =
I tidily delete disheartening litter. Wet ego. Spam of the month?
Richard Peers with:
Unlock the full viewing potential of your DSS system =
His unlovely spam out of fucking witless nerdlet toy.
1st - Tom Myers with:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
=
Final count's seventeen gals, twenty three birds, eight cows, plus
a large musical group. Damn! I'm disdaining mean-skinned leveraging
trends. Fixed reserves feeling limp, I'm needing large proven
prearranged prime earnings. How will I get this damn VISA paid?
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too
much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies.
Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome,
come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you
in a death machine that doesn't work'."
-- Jerry Seinfeld, "Sein Language"
=
"Double-O-Seven has sex with plenty of women, too, but he
never puts on a condom. Come on, you eerie, English agent! You can't
have them all. There's pregnancy, Aids. I just know love'll kill
you eventually. 'I'm intelligent, I'm bright, me, me, me. The
job? Her Majesty can wait!'... Chase Dr. No, not women!"
-- Mey K., in "Hide ID, Win Her Hand!"
eq.2nd - John Morahan with:
If computers are so quick, how come I spend so much time waiting for them? =
How to acquire minimum PC speed? Um, OK, the answer is: I go fetch Microsoft.
Larry Brash with:
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." =
Then we refute death and feeling bored vary in the aspect.
Larry Brash with:
"How? We'd skip, pass and refuse nominating. Oh, you bum. Ideal! =
Aha! I'm pompous! We would nay ban Ernesto if he's kidding us.
Richard Brodie with:
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me. =
Human wretches delay till Hell's brink, then listen humbly, yell "Help!", say "Amen!" Too late! Fate now
shut.
Richard Brodie with:
Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices. =
To a thief, avarice returneth on his own head; he will yet be self-defiled with worry of theft.
Richard Brodie with:
Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, and liftest up thy voice for understanding. =
Seek and find facts with a vociferous, diligent energy. Defer not to lay up truth.
Richard Brodie with:
To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words. =
Faith giveth strength, thwarteth whoredom errors and the clever wiles of men that refer women.
Richard Brodie with:
Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded. =
God's heaven-declared truth has been much evaded. Deafened ears, and your in calamity!
Richard Brodie with:
The Lord by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding hath he established the heavens. =
God hath numbered the hidden worlds. Best yet, the stars of heaven hath his hand in beauty held.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"A very bucolic set of anagrams that deserve a nomination." =
An ovation? Omen? I'm grateful, Dr. Brash. A yes vote's a nice act.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"As one who proudly wears the Brodie plaid, I can only ask: What's going on in Chile!?" =
Ernesto Guiraldes hints which apocalypse in a Hollywoodean Brigadoon? *Wink*
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Remember - Anagram Genius and Crossword Maestro make excellent Christmas Presents." =
Men! Mr Tunstall-Pedoes' genre sets are smart gems in a chic box. Were a marksman's record.
Richard Peers with:
Who is Silvia? what is she,
That all our swains commend her?
Holy, fair, and wise is she;
The heaven such grace did lend her,
That she might admired be.
=
In another of the bard's well-regarded verses,
Valentine's chosen sweetheart is highly lauded.
Who had his? What, his sadistic chum? "Ah, I maim him!"
Mick Tully with:
I'm getting rather long in the tooth for modern music of any kind, I'm afraid, so I never push my luck trying to describe it in anagram form. =
Artistic ragtime piano arrangement? Funky, groovy refreshment isn't incommoding... Mick is a high-minded, horribly out-of-tune, old fart!
Mick Tully with:
"Dormouse: a small, timid, mouselike hibernating rodent of the family Gliridae, having a long bushy tail." =
Is the girl a giddy bimbo? No - slim, amorous, lovelier!... Hell, I'm nude! A hay fun fate? I am handling great tits, OK?
1st - Kevin Hale with:
The Cerne Giant =
Hi! An erect gent.
eq.2nd - Len Richards with:
The Rolling Stones =
Hello! Snort... ingest!
eq.2nd - Earle Jones with:
Sadaam Hussein =
I'm head ass/anus.
Wayne Baisley with:
Dictus Miedema =
I'm miseducated.
Wayne Baisley with:
Richard Stilgoe =
Rhetorical digs.
Art Day with:
Don Fearn, aka Pooder =
Parade naked on roof.
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Olive, the other reindeer =
Relieve ire o' the herd? Not!
Kevin Hale with:
Kevin Hale =
Heil Knave!
John Morahan with:
Santa Claus =
Can assault.
Tom Myers with:
Teamster's Boss Hoffa =
Has set off as mobster.
Tom Myers with:
William Bradley =
My, a wild liberal.
1st - Earle Jones with:
Microsoft Corporation =
Or, Astronomic Profit Co.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
National Geographic =
Gaining a clear photo.
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Spain and Portugal =
Sunlit propaganda.
Larry Brash with:
Official Journal of the National Geographic Society =
A lot of journeying. Great final photos. If a cliche - Ciao!!
Larry Brash with:
The International Space Station =
Note: he anticipates translation.
Jean Fontaine with:
Amnesty International =
I say: "No internment at al'!"
Jean Fontaine with:
The Mafia =
Am a thief.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
El Salvador =
Sad overall.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights =
Charter retaining hold of humanist values.
Kevin Hale with:
Waterloo Station =
A rotten, solo wait.
Tom Myers with:
Playtex tampons =
Lap may spot next.
Tom Myers with:
Victoria's Secret =
Crave its erotics.
Tom Myers with:
The Olympic Games =
Someplace mighty.
Tom Myers with:
Nike - Just Do It =
Junkies: Ditto
Tom Myers with:
Home of the Whopper =
Me who prep the hoof.
Pooder with:
Bayerische Motoren Werke =
We may note or cheer bikers.
Mick Tully with:
The New York Subway System =
Why, my tube's worst, Yankees.
Mick Tully with:
The Australian Cricket Board =
Back India? Torture the rascal!
Mick Tully with:
The London Underground =
Oh God! Odd tunnel-runner.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Paul Verhoeven's "Basic Instinct" =
Stone's velvet pubic hair? Can sin!
Seen Sharon's cunt via pelvic bit.
Evil Sharon's cunt? Sin, be captive.
Is Sharon's pelvic bit (even a cunt!)
Be evil, inspect via Sharon's cunt.
'Pelvic Eve'- Sharon's cunt-bait? Sin!
Be in Sharon's active cunt, pelvis.
Her cunt's visible, is open & vacant.
2nd - Tom Myers with:
The Oldest Profession =
See troops, find hotels.
Holes fit troop's needs.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" =
Ah! Three transvestites flounced or feel piqued.
Three poofters dressed in aqua. Nut left vehicle.
Three antique poofters have dressed in full, etc....
Baldycotton with:
Massage Therapist =
Press, mash, agitate.
I massage the parts.
Massage, treat hips.
Mattress geisha, Pa?
Pa, massage her tits.
Migrate past ass, eh?
Pastime, gather ass.
Great ass, shipmate!
PMS? Agitate her ass.
Baldycotton with:
Football Players =
Lo. Fat slob player.
Alas... for potbelly.
B.S. fool play alert.
Larry Brash with:
Women want Viagra =
Now ram wet vagina.
Warm, wet vagina, no?
Now a wet vagina, Mr.
Larry Brash with:
Rural bestiality =
Ire? Tully is a brat!
I bar satire, Tully!
Tully bit a ear, sir.
Tully is a rear bit.
A Tully bare it, sir.
I sire a Tully brat!
Rare lust ability.
Lusty labia trier.
A subtitle: "I, Larry."
Larry Brash with:
Old Age Pensioner =
Adore pong? Senile!
Penis earned logo.
Do pennies galore!
No periods an' glee.
Pees in loo? Danger!
Poo? Needling arse.
Richard Brodie with:
Anagrammed occupations =
O man! Is an act "coup de 'gram".
Amusing, compared to a can.
Cigar tampon caused moan!
A tampon consumed a cigar.
Can U.S madam open to cigar?
Richard Brodie with:
Our Christmas, in winter =
Christians mourn, write.
White antics mirror sun.
Snow, rain, ice. Mr., it hurts.
Christian snow? Mire, rut!
White storms 'n' I ruin car.
Warm iciest north ruins.
Icier North? Sun warms it.
Richard Brodie with:
Spare time =
Me? Parties!
I eat sperm.
I map, steer.
Katrina Crowell with:
Bordello =
Doorbell!
Bored? LOL!
Fabulana with:
Othello, The Moor of Venice =
Motto hereof: hello novice.
He tell of hormone vice, too.
O hormone, evict foe to Hell.
Fabulana with:
The two gentlemen of Verona =
Venerate the women oft, long.
Venal women, often together.
Women loot gent, even father.
Elegant women for hot event.
Men, grown hot, elevate often.
Note front; elevate gown hem.
Fabulana with:
Pedro Infante =
Adept inferno.
Tenor fed pain.
Pine end of art.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." =
Death! Bent feelings, putrefaction and death... everywhere.
Net days of life, and then... a wretched reaper give 'u the bent.
Richard the Third wept, as age, envy, fate, undone feeble net.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
National Geographic Magazine =
Ozone gap claiming earth, again.
A tropic zone gleaming again. Ah!
Patagonia glamorize in change.
Mag zeroing Chilean Patagonia.
A German zoo hailing acting ape.
Ozone campaigner alight again.
Ozone gap: Michigan alert again.
Ozone gap eliciting anagram. Ah!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The Australian Coastline =
Ocean hails tuna & real tits.
Attains actual shoreline.
Salient nautical at shore.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Intestinal Gas =
Is anal setting.
Genitals stain.
Stale staining.
Is anal testing.
Is instant gale.
Last in eatings.
An elitist sang.
Entails a sting.
Is it gent's anal?
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Australian Soccer =
Salon's caricature.
Casualties, rancor.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"How? We'd skip, pass and refuse nominating. Oh, you bum. Ideal!" =
Bad! A goody nominee minds: "Hawkish rules sap & wipe out fun".
Hi hawk! Obsession on regulation dumps away & impeded fun.
Oh, ham! Fudge nomination! Pleasure is in bawdy & skew'd opus.
Fun's in making a nimble word. Is showy apotheose! U ape dud...
Amen, hawk! Punishing a misunderstood boy?... Awful episode...
Kevin Hale with:
The Cerne Giant =
Neater etching.
Hi! An erect gent.
Earle Jones with:
Weather forecaster =
Eats crow hereafter.
O! create fresh water.
Here's trace of water.
Earle Jones with:
The US Air Force =
Features choir.
He recruits oaf.
O, free haircuts.
A fiercest hour.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Aids Virus =
True, HIV is sad.
USA hid? Strive!
It ravished us.
Hurts, I advise.
I, the sad virus.
Is death virus.
Meyran Kraus with:
Ridley Scott's "Thelma and Louise" =
Dolls ride to a chasm? Steel unity.
Told the story: Masculine ladies!
Shot sly man, led to suicide later.
Title roles - the dynamic lass-duo!
Auto led the dames to sins? I'll cry!
Meyran Kraus with:
Caught in the spider's web =
Net which drapes & ties bug.
This bug's RIP? Chew, eat, end.
Keith Lehman with:
Sado-masochism =
Do machismo ass.
Machismo. So sad.
Sadism. So macho!
Dave Linabury with:
May you live in interesting times =
Eerily investigate my munitions.
Enemies try enviously imitating.
See my innermost, ugly initiative.
Tom Myers with:
International Space Station =
Potential NASA interactions.
Potential asset incarnation.
Nations ascertain potential.
Tom Myers with:
Ladies' locker room =
Admire closer look.
Look close, married.
Redo looks - miracle!
Tom Myers with:
Victoria's Secret =
Eroticist craves.
It's vice's creator.
Erotic vice stars.
A corset, stir vice.
Core vice artists.
Tom Myers with:
Armed Forces =
Scared for me.
Screamed for.
Freedom scar.
Tom Myers with:
Impeachment vote =
Even mom! Pathetic.
Pathetic move men.
Pathetic men move.
Tom Myers with:
First day of winter =
I frosty after wind.
Faery snow, it drift.
Snowdrift fit year.
Tom Myers with:
Sydney to Hobart =
Hey! Boats not dry.
They no dry boats.
Yonder bath toys.
Tom Myers with:
Ernesto Guiraldes =
Genital sores, rude!
Urge Lie. Reason? S.T.D.!
I adore green sluts.
Roast elder genius.
A senile drugstore.
Lust? Agreed. No rise!
Dangerous? Sterile!
Eager sluts, ride on!
Seed? Nil. Surrogate!!
Len Richards with:
William Shatner =
A star when I'm ill.
Astral helm I win.
Man with ill arse.
Mick Tully with:
A London Black Taxi Driver =
X-rated crook 'n' bad villain.
Lax, erratic, blind on vodka.
Mick Tully with:
Brain Surgeon =
Bruise 'n organ.
I grab neurons.
Boring a nurse?
Mick Tully with:
Home Improvement =
Memo: He on prime TV.
Move, men. I'm the pro.
Mick Tully with:
Security Guard =
Crude gray suit.
Crude guy is rat?
Rude, racist guy.
Cigar duty? Sure.
Guy cuts raider.
Recruit sad guy.
Mick Tully with:
The Old-Age Pension =
Pool needs heating.
Sleeping on? O, death!
Oh, no genital speed?
O, hated senile pong.
Oh, no deep genitals.
Mick Tully with:
Interesting Information on Viagra =
Organ in vagina? It is fine tormentor.
Fine organ - introvert's imagination?
Mick Tully with:
The art of Chilean love-making =
Aargh! The mock Valentino life.
Think fellatio, macho avenger.
Force tight hole? I'm anal knave.
Mean, hot vagina fell thrice, OK?
Vain Thatcher-looking female?
Macho? Thirteen vagina fell, OK?
Mick Tully with:
Rural Bestiality =
Irritates bull? Ya!
I brutal satyr? Lie!
Larry bit tail? Sue!
Mick Tully with:
The Australian Cricket Board =
Crack truth? O dear, banalities.
Back India? Correlates a truth.
Elicit a backhander, tour star!
Mick Tully with:
Tesco Supermarkets =
Steak seems corrupt.
Roses, steak, crumpet.
Keeps customers? Art!
Mick Tully with:
Watering hole =
Oh! It new lager?
The lager, wino?
Late gin, whore?
Hog winter ale.
I won the lager!
Ignore the law.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The Gettysburg Address, anagrammed
into a rebuttal by Robert E. Lee.
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
High Crimes and Misdemeanours
3rd - Michael Maguire with:
The
Gettysburg Address, anagrammed into a poem.
Richard Brodie with:
Who is Silvia? what is she,
That all our swains commend her?
Holy, fair, and wise is she;
The heaven such grace did lend her,
That she might admired be.
=
Sylvia's cool then, saith this dude;
In fact the gal, she charms him.
See her ass, (A whore? I? lewd?)
Her darling bod disarms him.
What a view, eh? In the nude!
Richard Brodie with:
Resume historic planet adventure joy. =
Mercury - Just heat, not air. Speed on. Live.
Venus - Clouds, major heat. Pity I re-enter.
Earth - Deem us vital sunny port. Rejoice!
Mars - Thin air, cool. Jet-up ventures eyed.
Jupiter - Heavy, dense, I rule moon tracts.
Saturn - Thy placid eerie moon. Just veer.
Uranus - Over some tiny ejecta dirt. Help!
Neptune - Sure is the major cold variety!
Pluto - Just traversed in ice. Yearn home.
Fabulana with:
Pedro Infante = Tenor fed pain.
Lola Beltran = All art noble.
Javier Solis = I jar love, sis.
Ana Gabriel = I, a bar angel.
Lucha Reyes = Hey! Secular.
Jon Gearhart with:
Jabberwocky
Jon Gearhart with:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
'Tis the east, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
That is already pale and weary with grief.
=
Romeo likens Juliet to the sun's light.
The wild lunar orb envies her dark hair's
radiant beauty and she needs to find a way
to stop its awful grief. I say with what, naught?
Earle Jones with:
"The Poor Patients" =
Oh! Potent pirates.
One top therapist.
"Options", he patter.
He point, "prostate".
I postpone threat.
It threatens poop.
Atop throne I step.
Repeat on shitpot.
O! Rotten epitaphs.
(Protestant, I hope).