Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 2003
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Natural medicine =
I cured an ailment.
2nd - Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The final countdown =
Not if we don't launch!!
3rd - Paul Pan with:
Fad diet? ~
Died fat!
David Bourke with:
The Vow of Silence =
So, when voice left?
Larry Brash with:
Misdemeanors ~
in some dreams.
Larry Brash with:
Felonies =
One's life.
Larry Brash with:
It is of the greatest importance ~
to me that I get profit increases.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Random violence =
Dominance-lover.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Necessities =
It is essence.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Terrible tragedy =
Regrettably dire.
Jesse Frankovich with:
A terrible tragedy =
Regret bad reality.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Nourishment =
Menu, in short.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Substandard =
Bad turns sad.
Scott Gardner with:
Self portrait is ~
artist's profile.
Toby Gottfried with:
Chinese restaurant =
Nature has sent rice.
David A. Green with:
Chelsea Pensioners =
Each person's senile!
Adrian Hickford with:
An excessive multiple posting =
Executing pointless, vile spam.
Adrian Hickford with:
Vine tag =
Vintage.
Jaybur with:
The newspapers!! =
We pan the press!
Jaybur with:
To lose pounds fast =
A stout fool spends!
Meyran Kraus with:
A suicide method ~
caused him to die.
Meyran Kraus with:
Bedroom Scenes =
Bosom screened.
Meyran Kraus with:
I capture ~
a picture!
Paul Pan with: ["Tear" as in "rip"]
Tear in ~
retina.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
American dream =
Aim? Damn career!!
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The American dream =
Meet a rich man, dear.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Mental disease =
See sad ailment.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Contact lenses ~
scale contents.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Candlelight dinner =
Dance, thrilling end.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
The flight of Icarus =
Flutter high... fiasco.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Operating systems =
Gates strips money.
1st - Scott Gardner with:
Frederic Chopin's F sharp minor Polonaise =
Polish-French piano composer is rare find.
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre =
A man with axe chases actress.
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Howard Stern Live =
Worse than drivel!
David Bourke with:
The pen is mightier than the sword =
The emphasis, then? Red-hot writing.
Larry Brash with:
The Anagrammy Forum Statistics =
Imagines that's from a trusty Mac.
Larry Brash with:
Masterpieces ~
seem Art epics.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Free Anagram Research Tool (FART) =
Reformat a real change for SATER!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Keanu Reeves in 'The Matrix Reloaded' =
Ah, see Neo irritate, vex, duel dark men.
Scott Gardner with:
Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata =
Note that Bohemian's love song.
Scott Gardner with:
Winged victory (Nike) of Samothrace =
Why do I not give it arms, neck, or face?
Toby Gottfried with:
British Broadcasting Corporation =
Bring actors in booth a radio script.
David A. Green with:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid =
Dudes snatch city cash, bunk, and die!
David A. Green with:
'The Premature Burial' by Edgar Allan Poe =
Ah, tell Grim Reaper: "Be up and about early!"
Adrian Hickford with:
The sport of billiards =
It's for his red ball pot.
Meyran Kraus with:
"The Matrix: Reloaded", a picture by the Wachowski's =
Ah, maybe extra cost would hide their weak script!
Doug O'Grady with:
Abstraction =
Not basic art.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
"House of the Rising Sun" =
Oh, sure, fine song, US hit !
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Cabaret =
Act bare.
1st - Scott Gardner with:
Algiers earthquake =
Quite a large shaker.
2nd - Jaybur with:
The anniversary of Everest climb =
Men relive bravery of this ascent.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
The medicinal uses of marihuana =
Me? Inhale to cure AIDS? Uh... as if, man!
Edward R. Baisley Jr with:
George Walker Bush says Saddam is done =
Gee, daddy smiles, hugs son as a war broke.
Jesse Frankovich with:
US interest attacked in Riyadh =
Threaten and strike Saudi city.
Jesse Frankovich with:
A civet with SARS =
What a vet crisis!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Refunds are coming! =
Finance more drugs?
Nick G with:
European constitution =
Countries' Utopian note.
Toby Gottfried with:
Bush reduces taxes =
Sure, but had excess.
Toby Gottfried with:
Golfer Annika Sorenstam =
Of loser rank against men.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Search for Iraqi Nuclear Weapons Continues =
(Ah, since unethical wars require ONE scant proof!)
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Russians =
SARS in us.
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
She's performing fellatio =
Offering her lips to males.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Sexually Transmitted Disease =
Elementary, as I dated six sluts!
3rd - Hans-Peter Reich with:
Morning erections =
Erotic men, snoring.
David Bourke with:
A little penis =
Pestilential.
David Bourke with:
A nasty smell ~
stems anally.
Joe Fathallah with:
A children's playground =
Randy paedo: "Lunch, girls?"
Jesse Frankovich with:
Twat pees in ~
wet panties.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Bush can't lie =
Unethical B.S.!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The stupid bastard =
That disturbed sap.
David A. Green with:
Anusol Haemorrhoid Cream =
Oh, I smear load on rear, chum.
Paul Pan with:
Free Anagram Research Tool =
A stronger fecal aroma here!
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Male reproductive organs =
I do sperm over a large cunt.
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Admiral Horatio Nelson =
A national hero, milords.
2nd - Zoran Radisavlevic with: [Hellas - name for ancient Greece]
Achilles =
Hellasic!
3rd - David A. Green with:
The Colombian drugs trafficker Pablo Escobar =
Cartel boss: he'd grab a profit from bulk cocaine.
David Bourke with:
Damian Aspinall =
Aid animal plans.
David Bourke with:
Victoria Butler-Henderson =
The not-so-nubile car driver.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld =
"Lynch Saddam for desert rule."
Scott Gardner with:
Tomaso Giovanni Albinoni =
Violin booming in a sonata.
Toby Gottfried with:
Paul Newman and Robert Redford =
Drawn, formed natural peer bond.
Richard Grantham with:
President Saddam Hussein =
Rat punished Dad's nemesis.
Jaybur with:
Mister William Shakespeare =
See, it's Will! I'm a phrasemaker!
Doug O'Grady with:
Saddam Hussein =
His sum? A sad end.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The actor Michael Caine =
That real choice: cinema.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Martina Stella =
A Milan starlet.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Achilles and Hector =
Old antic clash here.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Prime Minister Tony Blair =
Tiny merit or simple brain.
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome =
Uproar over recent mystery disease.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome =
No curing of my tired aches.
3rd - Jaybur with:
The Association for the Study of Obesity =
So fat is bad, then: our society is hefty too!
Larry Brash with:
Apple Macintosh =
Ah, not a simple PC!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Society for the Nomination of Great Anagrams =
Arrange; soon to forfeit it against Mey each month!
Jesse Frankovich with:
SUBWAY chain =
Buy a san'wich!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Burger King Restaurants =
Risk strange-nature grub!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Bush Administration =
Hunt is on. Arabs timid.
Scott Gardner with:
Cabernet Sauvignon =
Snob can rue vintage.
Toby Gottfried with:
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge =
Find great oil well afar cut in ice.
Toby Gottfried with:
The Washington Post =
A hot thing tops news.
Toby Gottfried with:
Saudi =
US aid.
David A. Green with:
The Guild of Professional Estate Agents =
Gets paid to go sell a naff house in street.
David A. Green with:
The American Society of Ocularists =
Oh, so constructs me a .... artificial eye!
David A. Green with:
The Bulimia and Anorexia Nervosa Association =
O, I starve in a room, and I can also exhibit nausea.
Jaybur with:
A Corolla Seca Levin =
So, all love a nice car!
Jaybur with:
Algiers ~
is large.
Paul Pan with:
Christianity =
INRI chastity.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The Anagram Genius Archive =
Run, give them a search again!
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Apple Macintosh =
He's an optimal PC.
1st - Larry Brash with:
Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, psi, omega. =
I'll aim to applaud this amazing Greek alphabet. Text, in common use, might appear as: "euthanasia", "utopia", "phobia", "diploma", "coma".
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. (Clarence Seward Darrow) =
Once considered it wry babble, but God, I swear - now that I'm in power, I can only admit it's a well-observed adage! (Cheney)
3rd - David A. Green with:
'Venomous Creatures of Australia: A Field Guide with Notes on First Aid' by Struan K. Sutherland =
I gather it's full of enormous snakes and various awful, dreaded critters that bite you in anus.
Edward R. Baisley Jr with:
Texas Democrats flee onus, crying, to Oklahoma to protest a shady redistricting scheme. =
Guys, this moronic, dastardly retreat seems so like a French method to axe GOP tactics, no?
Jesse Frankovich with:
Careful: small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat. =
Tasters, note: Kindly heed this commendable dictum of a Jolly Rancher label. Great advice!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children =
Shorter kids got help (treated) for chronic ailments.
David A. Green with:
The Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children =
O Matron! Rather nice Dr helps schoolkids get fitter.
David A. Green with:
'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: A Novel' by William Kotzwinkle and Melissa Mathison =
Small Earth boy who met a wizened, latex-like alien on TV. Isn't Star Trek similar?
1st - Jaybur with:
The TRUE Story of The Three Little Pigs (As told by the Wolf)
Today a Wolf took the stand in his own defense. This shocked the media who predicted
he would not testify in the brutal double murder trial. The wolf is accused of killing
(and eating) The First Little Pig and The Second Little Pig. This criminal trial is
expected to be followed by a civil trial to be brought by the surviving Third Little
Pig. The case has been characterized as a media circus.
His testimony is transcribed below:
"Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think
they do. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because
nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I'm Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Al.
I don't know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it's all wrong. Maybe
it's because of our diet. Hey, it's not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like
bunnies and sheep and pigs. That's just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute,
folks would probably think you were Big and Bad too. But like I was saying, the whole
big bad wolf thing is all wrong. The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar.
THIS IS THE REAL STORY.
=
One day, I was baking this nice big blueberry pie to give to a friend, Al Fresco.
I had a ghastly, snitchy cold. There was no sugar left. So I walked down the street to
the neighbors to try and borrow some.
The first neighbor's house was skillfully made of straw! Can you believe it? When
I knocked the door, it fell in. My nose started to itch, and I sneezed a mighty sneeze.
Oh boy! The house blew down into a pile of hay. In the centre of this was a little porker.
Dead. Sorry? Sure. But hell, face it, nobody would miss out on a good dinner. I ate him.
The next house was built of sticks. But then, ATISHOO! It came down just like the
first. So there it was, Second Little Pig, dead. Sadly. But what is a feller to do but eat?
Then I got to the brick place. But that silly Little Pig yelled 'Stay away!' I
thought I'd better leave and turn back. But then the little devil yells out 'Go away!
Get lost, hillbilly!' Well! I got cross. I went ballistic. The cop cars drove up as I
was trying to break down the door.
The rest is history.
The cynical press believed my 'sugar' story was unexciting, and they wrote all that
'huff and puff' rubbish. THEY labelled ME, mister reliable, Big Bad Wolf. Get the picture?
I WAS FRAMED."
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My Penis Log!
Day 1
The pills are here!!! The Fed Ex man ogled at me like I'm some sort of creep, but I
couldn't care less. I popped 2 pills after lunch, gulped 6 liters of cider and ran 70
times in one circle, just as the instructions told me. XXL briefs, here I come!
Day 3
Still 5 inches. Running in circles left me sick. It's a bit eerie, I don't recall
I had four nipples.
Day 7
I'm now primarily limping and falling over.
Reread the ingredients; it contains 'Lots of cat hair'. Did I overdose?
Day 10
I'm three-legged!... Well, mainly since I now have a leg instead of an arm. At least
I don't fall over so often. No growth, but when I urinate, it comes out in some strange
fluorescent colour.
Dya 23
snoozed for ten hours; can't get an erection. I'm not bitter, but I can't be alert
for more than
yda 2.245/4
sleepy -- penis needs ambulance
Day 30
I grew an extra inch!!! ER surgeons borrowed tissues from the new ArmLeg to rescue
the teeny, mutated penis, and after the transplant, I got a minor annex! 100% success,
indeed!!!
Thanx, anonymous spammer!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Two celestial poems
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Montparnasse
3rd - David Bourke with:
'My Way' - Frank Sinatra
Larry Brash with:
All the world's a stage
Joe Fathallah with:
The Dog
Walter Newboldt with:
One, two, three, four, five.
Once I caught a fish alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Then I let go, again.
Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on the right!
=
All the way to sixty nine.
If this nice big critter he wiggles in on the line.
I gotcha! I stuff it in my hat.
Bugger it!! Gone sour - I have fed it to the cat!!!!!!
He got devoured,
For it is divine,
When being feline,
eh?