Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 2003
1st - Allan Morley with:
Cigarette addiction =
I did it to get a cancer.
2nd - David Bourke with:
Borderline case =
Reconsiderable.
eq.3rd - Jaybur with:
The scenes-of-crime officer =
Meet force's forensic chief.
eq.3rd - Hans-Peter Reich with:
Ghettos =
Get shot.
Larry Brash with:
Male to female sex change operation =
Expecting Lee, a man, to fool me as a her?
Larry Brash with:
Pulmonary tuberculosis =
Numerous, subtropically.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Brushfires =
Shrub fries.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Chest pain =
The panics!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The worship of Satan ~
has that power of sin.
Jesse Frankovich with:
A damsel in distress =
Assist slender maid!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Criminal can use ~
insurance claim.
Jesse Frankovich with:
A helicopter's maneuver =
True hover in same place.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Abusive relationship =
Our pain & hate's visible.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Painting a house =
No! It's a huge pain!
Jesse Frankovich with:
A subtle difference =
Undesirable effect.
Toby Gottfried with:
It was a dark and stormy night =
Oh, it's dawn: mark day starting.
Toby Gottfried with:
Easier said than done =
So, raise idea and then...?
Toby Gottfried with:
We can plan, or use ~
nuclear weapons.
Richard Grantham with:
Absence makes the heart grow fonder =
Means "Want to go back here, refreshed".
Adrian Hickford with:
Fruit machine =
Numeric faith.
Adrian Hickford with:
Absence makes the heart grow fonder =
Or: Now seems changed, after the break.
Adrian Hickford with:
A Personal Computer =
See lap-top run macro.
Adrian Hickford with:
Vow of silence =
No voices flew.
Jaybur with:
Educating =
I tag dunce.
Meyran Kraus with:
Senior's payment =
My pension rates.
Kim Miller with:
fast cars and loose women =
on a swarm of adolescents.
Allan Morley with:
Recreational drug use =
Dealer argues in court.
Allan Morley with:
Penthouse apartments =
Man's set up near the top.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Ms. is ~
Miss.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
An isolation =
Not a liaison.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Suspense =
Senses up!
Hans-Peter Reich with:
I am Romeo =
"Amore mio!"
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Don't go near the water until you learn how to swim. =
Thorough, aware tone in statement: you will drown!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Disney's classic feature, 'Bambi' =
Baby deer in a film? It's a success!
2nd - Scott Gardner with:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
Portrayed orphaned hero for the next hit.
3rd - Paul Pan with:
"Living History" by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton =
Thin Bill and girthy Monica's horny oral story, live!
Larry Brash with:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
Horde happy to then read fine horror text.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Stardom can ~
damn actors.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Tennis professionals =
Passion for lines & nets.
Scott Gardner with:
Frederic Chopin, Sonata in G minor =
Rich, refined, romantic piano song.
Scott Gardner with:
The American Contract Bridge League =
Celebrating auction card game there.
Scott Gardner with:
The Sicilian Defense =
A definite chess line.
Scott Gardner with:
The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark =
O! Phantom reflected my dear father, king.
GOLDFERN with:
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle =
Girl sleuths halt felon cartel.
Toby Gottfried with:
Venus and Serena Williams =
And we revel in slams in USA.
Adrian Hickford with:
"Police Academy" movies =
I've cop-comedy malaise.
Jaybur with:
Turner: 'Fire at Sea' =
Fine art treasure.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
"Chariots of fire" =
I offer Oscar-hit.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Harry Potter - The Order of the Phoenix =
O, report next hit of rather hyped hero.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Alfred Hitchcock: The Master of Suspense =
Films author's death-scene shock. Perfect!
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Afghanistan liberated =
A fight ends Taliban era.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The foreign policy of the United States =
See that fight erupt if tycoon needs oil.
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Palestinian suicide bombers =
Arab is inside incomplete bus.
Joe Fathallah with:
The Roadmap to Peace in the Middle East =
Plea means hope? It dictated more death.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The new tax cut =
Cute. What next?
Jesse Frankovich with:
Israel launches strikes =
US risks alliances there.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Dow closes at eleven-month high =
Schooled men invest & hog wealth.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Ariel Sharon and Abbas =
Israel had ban on Arabs.
Scott Gardner with:
Hillary Rodham Clinton's new book "Living History" =
Bill, do not ravish hot, horny girl, Monica Lewinsky!
GOLDFERN with:
Chante Mallard =
Car damn lethal.
Toby Gottfried with: [The motto of the New York Times, which recently went through a plagiarism scandal]
All the news that's fit to print =
That's with stolen part left in.
Adrian Hickford with:
Weapons inquiry =
In Iraq? Yes! Own up!
Allan Morley with:
President Jacques Chirac =
He rejects Iraq scud panic.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
They are platonic friends =
(Pity I can't fondle her arse...)
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Prostitution =
Point is to rut.
3rd - Allan Morley with:
Late-night television =
Love the genitals in it!
Larry Brash with:
Bilateral orchidectomy operations =
I procreate or I tell both my nads: "Ciao!"
Joe Fathallah with:
Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children =
Old Doctor rams his prick in, lets teenager froth.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Aren't nude celebrities ~
a credible Internet use?
Jesse Frankovich with:
Blossoming? =
Bosom sling.
Adrian Hickford with:
Use a vibrator =
Rub at ovaries.
Paul Pan with:
Striptease =
Peer tit, ass.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
'Red Light' district =
It did stretch girl.
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Alan Mathison Turing =
An original maths nut.
2nd - Allan Morley with:
The incumbent President of the USA =
The incompetent Bush's a true fiend.
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton =
Control horny man - halt his adulteries!
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Martha Stewart indicted =
And what crime started it?
David Bourke with:
Deborah Norville =
Blonde hair lover.
Larry Brash with:
The Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon =
In his ire, eliminates Hamas terror peril.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Eric Robert Rudolph =
Horrible, corrupted!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Robert C. Atkins =
Strict on baker.
Scott Gardner with:
Mister Aaron Copland =
Man's an operatic lord.
Meyran Kraus with:
Guy Fawkes, a British plotter =
'Salute' that pig by fireworks!
1st - Jaybur with:
The New Olympus Digital Cameras =
Capture the way a model's smiling.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Louvre Museum in Paris =
House unveils premium art!
Scott Gardner with:
Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus =
Rent scuba gear: wetsuit and fin and other apparel.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Man of the Mountain, New Hampshire =
What a mishap on her fine monument!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Michigan bracketed ~
The Mackinac Bridge!
Scott Gardner with:
A Miller Genuine Draft =
I'm an unfiltered lager.
David A. Green with:
The British Leprosy Relief Association (LEPRA) =
It is the year Britons raise cash for ill people.
Adrian Hickford with:
Old Man of the Mountain, New Hampshire =
The monumental drop; fashion him anew.
Adrian Hickford with:
The Napoleonic Wargaming Society =
Now I copy a historical engagement.
Adrian Hickford with:
Southampton Beer Festival =
Superb ale, then vomit, Fatso!
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Microsoft Operating Systems =
So nice programs, most testify.
1st - David A. Green with:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted List =
We aim to detain and get the bent US villains off our streets.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Washington Irving's tale, "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" =
The Felon gallops with no noggin, yet will sever heads!
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted List =
See outlaws, fugitive bandits, and rotten felons... I rate them!
Joe Fathallah with:
The President of the United States of America, George Walker Bush =
Beguile workers' rights and attenuate atheist freedom of speech.
GOLDFERN with:
The American Express Card, don't leave home without it =
I hear, then, how it accommodates travel expenditures.
Toby Gottfried with:
General, Entertainment, Topical, Rude, People's Names, Other Names, Medium, Long, Special =
Simple rule to compete in the nine permanent categories: No dull anagrams pleased me!
David A. Green with:
Distival can be given with complete safety to pregnant women and nursing mothers without adverse effect on mother or child =
Proven to involve malignant changes to fetus etcetera from presence in wombs of the withdrawn synthetic drug Thalidomide.
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
=
In the name of national security,
we people of 'freedom' (Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft), without an able ounce of sense,
just love to enter into agreement
to help our rich friends belittle democratic institutions,
toss out the 'outmoded' Bill of Rights,
imprison 'terrorists' after speedy secret trials,
defraud some deportees, and invade Iraq.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The twelve cranial nerves: Olfactory, Optic, Oculomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducent, Facial, Vestibulocochlear, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, and Hypoglossal
=
Giving control of smell, eyesight, visual accuracy, face's tonal character, hearing, balance, taste, vocal cords, stomach. Will propel shoulders or loop a tongue very ably, too.
3rd - Jaybur with:
Sheep
Jesse Frankovich with:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
=
I'd call it one irrefutably fantastic place (the oil-fiend President George Bush and all), considering that I've the distinct unalienable freedom to go out, do what I wish. - J.F.
Meyran Kraus with:
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Henry Wadsworth
Longfellow: Night
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
An anagram checker, the code of which is itself an anagram.
• View the checker
(java applet)
• View the source code
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
My Garden, by
Thomas Edward Brown
Joe Fathallah with:
Westlife:
Flying Without Wings