Nominations for November, 2014

NOVEMBER 2014 NOMINATIONS

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

1st - Tony Crafter with:
Bob Geldof rehashes 'Do They Know It's Christmas' again =
Oh bother! We're sick of this same ghastly Band Aid song!

2nd - Jason Lofts with:
Young Australian actor Chris Hemsworth =
Oh, that muscular Norwegian Thor is scary!

3rd - Julian Lofts with:
Kerouac's novel 'On the Road' =
One hooked us on car travel.

Dharam Khalsa with:
The old song: "I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover" =
Monitoring of leaves for overall good luck, eh?

Ellie Dent with:
The portrait of the Mona Lisa =
Oh, art of the oil paint master!

Rosie Perera with:
Battle Hymn of the Republic by Julia Ward Howe =
July Fourth, babe. Why, we'll be damn patriotic, eh?

Ellie Dent with:
The late English clarinettist Acker Bilk =
Likeable title track in the single charts.

Adie Pena with:
Robert Wise's "The Sound of Music" =
But witness choruses of "Do Re Mi"!

Tyler Severance with:
Game of Thrones =
Oh man, gore fest.

Larry Brash with:
Nurse Ratched ~
scared her nut.

nedesto with:
We Kiss in a Shadow, a Rodgers and Hammerstein tune =
The King and I saw Siam woman's sore heart sundered.

Dean Mayer with:
Racing teammates Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton =
German / English in combat - it's some war declaration!

View with:
"The Nutty Professor" =
Top fun's story there.

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Jason Lofts with:
New York's weather =
Rather snowy week.

2nd - Rosie Perera with:
No indictment in Ferguson =
Tension from gun incident.

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Hamas soldier =
Israel had me shot.

Tyler Severance with:
The Ebola and ISIS topics =
Teachable dispositions!

Julian Lofts with:
The One World Trade Center is open for business =
Belated resurrection of tower ends phoniness

Rosie Perera with:
Dachau sign theft a deliberate denial of past crimes =
"Arbeit Macht Frei" gate should stand as penal edifice.

Rosie Perera with:
Senate takeover by Republicans =
Absentee votes ruin Barack. Yelp!

nedesto with:
The USA mid-term elections =
Senate is much more tilted.

Rosie Perera with:
Jeremiah Denton, sly decorated Vietnam POW, dies =
Did Morse code to Japan with eyelids; meant nerve!

View with:
The Islamic dinars =
ISIL minted Ar. cash.

View with:
Netanyahu: 'Iran is our enemy' =
I.e., any uranium there annoys.

Julian Lofts with:
Pussy Riot to meet with Julian Assange in London =
Stunt! We need hooligans to join rapist in asylum

Jason Lofts with:
Ow, NY's ~
snowy!

Dharam Khalsa with:
Upstate New York's snowstorm =
Nature system now stops work.

Julian Lofts with:
Hitler painting =
Reptilian thing.

Rosie Perera with:
Computer infected with silly ransomware =
Watch, men, it encrypts our e-mail/Word files.

Adie Pena with:
Hagel resigns =
Generals sigh.

David Bourke with:
Kimberly Kardashian-West's rather large bottom =
That big ass merits her only workable trademark.

View with:
Ferguson, Missouri =
US so grim, US on fire.

Adie Pena with:
The sexual allegations against Cosby =
I say Huxtable got no legal assistance!

Ellie Dent with:
Reports said ~
riots spread.

Rosie Perera with:
Gathering for an American Thanksgiving meal =
Alarming kitchen nightmare for vegans...again.

Adie Pena with:
A Thanksgiving Day celebration in the U.S. =
I can have it -- a big turkey and nothing less!

Julian Lofts with:
Cosby's philanthropy is shadowed by allegations =
O yes, cops say Bill's a bawdy, philandering hotshot.

Adie Pena with:
Black Friday Weekend Sale =
I'll be knackered a few days. :-(

Tony Crafter with:
November has ended and the run-up to Christmas begins =
Is it sheer enchantment or humbug and bad overspends?

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Five Top Grossing Films Of All Time
1. Avatar
2. Titanic
3. The Avengers
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
5. Frozen
=
1. Fantastic VR realm
2. 2 people in love on that ship
3. Alienated Marvel gang
4. Last fight of the wizard
5. The rather frosty story.

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The man and his wife had a silly row. She phoned her mother and said, "Rick's fought with me again, so I'm coming to live with you."
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"Now hold on darling," chimed the wife's ma, "he needs to pay for his rash mistake - with hard anguish. I am coming to live with you."

3rd - Ellie Dent with:
DOGS and CATS are better than children:
Eat less.
Acknowledge we're tired.
Easier to train... my rule.
Don't ask for pocket money.
~
Don't demand the trendiest gear,
try to take our car.
No need to access books, a career.
If pregnant, well, we may sell their kids...

Maurice Goddard with:
Some wholesome things you might find stored inside a refrigerator=
It's dinner food:
Dairy items
Smoothie
Herring
Eggs
Fowl
Suet
Ham
Roe.

Larry Brash with:
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals =
Never hurt a loose cat or any type of insect, or mollify it.

Maurice Goddard with:
Belongings I found upstairs in the bottom drawer of deceased grandmother's wardrobe
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Wedding ring
Testament
Condoms
Footwear
Red biro
Aerosol
Deeds
Hatpin
Brush
Bag
Fur

Julian Lofts with:
The AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd appears charged with trying to procure the murder of two people in New Zealand
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"Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!" Hmm - prophetic! Ugh, how awful. Crazed perpetrator captured. Loner ruing lawmen.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Belongings I found upstairs in the bottom drawer of deceased grandmother's wardrobe=
Obituaries
Documents
Grandpa's ashes
Fetid wedding gown
Torn red robe from a brothel

Jason Lofts with:
Those cruel Nazi leaders: Heinrich Himmler; Reinhard Heydrich; Adolf Eichmann; Hermann Göring =
Rash, inhuman henchmen of shrill, crazed Herr Hitler in Germany hailed him, carried on genocide.

Julian Lofts with:
Vladimir Putin tops the Forbes Most Powerful List and beats Barack Obama =
Fact: absolutist oppressor drafts evil mandate with aplomb - "Bomb Ukraine!"

Jason Lofts with:
Bottoms up! Kim Kardashian bares her full derriere... while balancing a glass of champagne on her most famous asset =

She flashes her famous hallmark whale of an ass in Paper. Big oiled bums (gammon buttocks) are in. Denigrators react.

Julian Lofts with:
Inside the secret operation to exhume Frederic Francois Chopin's heart =
Rhetoric! Composer expires - theoreticians find inherent cause of death.

David Bourke with:
Kim Kardashian tries to "break the internet" with nude photographs =
Irksome whore. I think that her butt appears to need shrinking a tad!

Julian Lofts with:
Update on Assange's sex case: Swedish court upholds his warrant =
A rapist's sad, sour and upset as he exchanges words with counsel

David Bourke with:
The shots of Kim Kardashian-West's uncovered posterior =
Derriere of this skank must have (or has) its own postcode!

Adie Pena with:
SIX FAMOUS GENIUSES YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE PERVERTS*
6. Einstein
5. Mozart
4. James Joyce
3. Percy Grainger
2. T.E. Lawrence
1. Rousseau
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6. Sexify our wee teen.
5. Ew! Gross juicy pages!
4. Dirty letter to women.
3. Crazier S and M!
2. "See a cur injure me!"
1. One savours spanking.

Rosie Perera with:
NYTimes Issues Correction Over Fake Kanye West Quotes About Kim Kardashian's Butt
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Admit we've taken buttocks satire from that Onion-esque essay? Yikes! Our brain sucks!

David Bourke with:
The consultant audiologist, Doctor Robin Lam Hoe Yeoh =
Install hidden cameras in the loo booth, you go to court!

Jason Lofts with:
Christian Poincheval invents a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate =
Most phenomenal! Cacao helps kill that invasive rich fecal stink. Let's trial!

THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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The features of our misfit genes
Have easily built "Fate" just so:
Each bit shows not the way to go
Nor where I was; it lies between.

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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Oh, it's a worthy belief, yet it's one without substance. Ignore the bourgeoisie waffle; what he means is, we're just slaves to Fate

3rd - Ellie Dent with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we
yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.=
LIFE - it is but fisticuffs.
A tale, that he sees as we age.
Yesteryear has gone.
Tomorrow won't be with us.
Ooh, just believe in the NOW!

Larry Brash with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
=
Because it's but a short journey, yet it's obvious for the wife: We state "No affairs with the wee geishas, hot women, illegal teens."

Rosie Perera with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be." -- Jose Ortega y Gasset
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Hubbies: "Last month is gone, wifie. It is. So let us forge on without these what-ifs, 'cause we have a few better years to enjoy later."

Jason Lofts with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be." - Jose Ortega y Gasset
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"Hush, therefore I say it's time we began to use innate foresight, flee Ebola, etc. We wish to save our butts, i.e. why wait?" - Jason Lofts

Julian Lofts with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
=
Use internet abbreviations. See these are a few : HO IMHO IJWTS AFAIU WYSIWYG OWTTE BOTOH HHIS - CUL SNAFU (Lofts' letter ego) SETE

Christopher Sturdy with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be." -- Jose Ortega y Gasset=
Which is the best way out?
If I'm true,
It's best of two
When I lie;
Seen out, fie!

Saw egress:
- as gate to joy (Heaven)
or
- as fate to burn (Hell)

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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"Life is just a bowl of cherries",
A vision a sweet someone taught.
The beauty of life in stony berries --
What a sweet, sweet thought!

Larry Brash with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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"I say we reject them without a hesitation: feeble shouts of buffoons; Eighties loonies; suave New Age tweet twits." - Larry Brash

Christopher Sturdy with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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Life is a roller coaster.
The babe, he says "Wheee, I want to go fast; just get on with it", but in a one-off, shut our eyes, we miss the view!

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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Just the self-obsession
In a "Motivate It!" session:
Why are we here,
What is life about?
But if the fog gets clear,
We're on the way out!

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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Life's heavy, but we see
Its woe brought
Faith, as woe
Encourages
Trust; with woe
It establishes the
Manifestion of
Eternal joy.

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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Essay:
Life is the journey, the battle too, but it becomes
a lot easier when we serve others. Finish it out
effusing, "Wow, what a gas!"

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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Stages:
I bestow joy, hear soft lullabies, teethe, eat,
buy stuff, woo the wife, invest in a house.
Then what? We cease in rigor mortis!

Adie Pena with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be." - Jose Ortega y Gasset
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"Ambition is the last refuge of the failure." Just a weighty, unwise thesis by the observant Oscar W. who we often see as too elite.

Rosie Perera with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset
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If we are able to hit a comet with a tiny vessel (oh boy, a genius!), just what other feasible stuff is there to greet us now, wise ones?

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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One note of awareness about the future is how it seems slow if we object or hesitate, yet it veritably hastens if we laugh. Sigh...

David Bourke with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what
we have been, but what we yearn to be." - Jose Ortega y Gasset
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Woe! When, as a wee sweet infant, through schools, to the grave,
obituaries...this life of lies is just an utter waste of time...bye bye!

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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As we can't see how long the set breath will sustain us (to fifteen, fifty, the eighties?), our job is to view or share awesome beauty!

Julian Lofts with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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# (a hash) tweet - "The eerie insinuations a few women weave about Bill Cosby suggest he just has to offer wittier lies of the story."

Christopher Sturdy with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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The average fellow is unaware of his own health issues, so it's best if we rectify that.
Better yet, join us! Go out; be seen with a mo!

View with:
"Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."- Jose Ortega y Gasset.
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You just can't forget that life is easier with high emotion; nest with your sweet housewife, sweetest lass, one favorable babe.

nedesto with:
Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.
Jose Ortega y Gasset
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He's taught us to enjoy a life to its fullest now — before we're history — because otherwise we waste this ambition fate has given.

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:

To Germany [WWI poem]

You are blind like us. Your hurt no man designed,
And no man claimed the conquest of your land.
But gropers both through fields of thought confined
We stumble and we do not understand.
You only saw your future bigly planned,
And we, the tapering paths of our own mind,
And in each other's dearest ways we stand,
And hiss and hate. And the blind fight the blind.

When it is peace, then we may view again
With new-won eyes each other's truer form
And wonder. Grown more loving-kind and warm
We'll grasp firm hands and laugh at the old pain,
When it is peace. But until peace, the storm
The darkness and the thunder and the rain.

=

[The constraint: Highlighting the word WE (symbolizing the unification of W. Berlin and E. Berlin) reveals one of the tools used to break that wall - a hammer:]

Building Friendship And Harmony

Our cultured human minds must understand
That those that need no help stay quite impeded,
And sometimes, we could need an aiding hand -
Yes, even if we swear that hand's unneeded.
The things we borrowed may be ours for good
And what we know we'd gained is bound to stay -
Though we all owe a debt of gratitude,
And when we owe, we strictly must repay.
Therefore, we help weak brethren left behind,
Then ascertain our power's up and running,
For only those that showed an open mind
Can gain a thrilling bond so great and stunning:
Our thriving, happy harmony for all...
If only human minds can crack that wall.

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Murphy and Paddy were drinking in their local pub.

"Something really strange happened to me last noight," said Murphy, "I shat a phantom turd."

"Begorrah, did ya?" asked Paddy. "Er... what's a phantom turd?"

"Well," said Murphy, "it's like when ya have a shite, then stand up and look down the pan afterwards and find it's disappeared!"

"Whew! To be sure, oi did one of those meself," said Paddy.

"Did ya honestly, Paddy?" exclaimed Murphy.

"Yes, oi was walkin' back from da pub last noight and I needed to take a shite. There were no public toilets around so oi climbed over a fence and squatted on somebody's lawn. But when I'd finished, oi looked down and there was no sign of it, so there wasn't!"

"Baloney! I don't believe a word," said Murphy, "you probably just couldn't see it in da darkness."

"No, honest, it really disappeared, come and look for yourself if ya don't believe me."

"Well, I think oi will," said Murphy, so together they marched out of the pub and Paddy led the way to the house. When they arrived, Paddy said, "Ok Murphy, dis is where oi did it, right on da lawn there!" With that, they climbed over the fence and started searching in the grass for the phantom faeces.

While they were searching, the front door of the house opened and a woman called out, "Oi! What are youse two doing in me garden?"

"Sorry, missus," said Paddy, "I'm lookin' for me dog, he's escaped off the lead."

"Right, dat's ok den," said the woman, "only oi thought ye moight be da bastards that shat on me tortoise last noight!"

=

And some more...

Paddy saw a letter lying on his doormat. On the envelope it read "DO NOT BEND".
He spent the next two hours trying to work out how to pick it up.
*

Paddy shouted frantically into the telephone "Me woife is pregnant and da contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" enquired the Doctor.
"No," shouted Paddy, "Dis is her husband!"
*

Irish farmer Tommy's sheepdog went missing and he was inconsolable. His wife said to him: "Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper, Tommy?"
He did so immediately, but two weeks later the dog was still on the loose. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asked.
"Here boy," replied Tommy.
*

Paddy was in jail. One day, the guard looked in the cell and saw him hanging by his feet. "Hey! What are you doing?" he asked.
"Oi'm hangin' meself," Paddy replied.
"The rope should be around your neck, man!" said the guard.
"Yeah, oi know dat," said Paddy "but oi couldn't breathe."
*

Aha! One answer I can understand!:
The American tourist asked the Irishman: "Gee, Paddy, why do Scuba divers always fall backwards from the boat?"
Paddy replied: They have ta go backwards. If they fell forward, they'd still be in da boat."
*

Paddy rang his girlfriend's doorbell with a bunch of flowers. She opened the door, took one look at them and immediately dragged him in. Then she lay on the sofa, pulled her dress up, took her panties down and said, 'This is for da flowers!'
'Don't be daft,' said Paddy, 'You gotta have a vase somewhere in da house!'
*

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING
By
Nancy Sinatra

You keep saying you've got something for me.
Something you call love, but confess,
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
And now someone else is gettin' all your best.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt. Ha!
I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
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A BOOTY'S MADE FOR FLAUNTIN'
(An elegy on Kim Kardashian's no-nonsense rear)
By
Anon

Hey there Kim, you've really shown it to us!
One kinky sight that you thought we'd enjoy,
You bared your naked bum to all the readers
Of 'PAPER', but was it the real McCoy?

A booty's made for flauntin' and that's just what you've done,
Now all the world has seen who's really got the hugest buns!

You revealed it in its cheeky glory,
With glass of bubbly restin' on the top,
It's one eerie stunt you like performin', ooh!
So 'bottoms up' and make that cork go pop!

A booty's made for flauntin' and that's just what you've done,
Now all the world has seen who's really got the hugest buns!

You have so much baggage, you've been known as,
A weekend beauty with a weakened brain, ooh!
It seems now all that baggage is behind you, yeah
Yet... sexy? Oh no, we think you're insane!

A booty's made for flauntin' and that's just what you've done,
Now all the world has seen you've really got the hugest buns!

Okay, loosen the negligee, sneak open a wine - let me see that booty again!
Dharam Khalsa with:
The Georges
by Walter Savage Landor

George the First was always reckoned
Vile, but viler George the Second;
And what mortal ever heard
Any good of George the Third?
When from earth the Fourth descended
(God be praised!) the Georges ended.
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By George
Elder George H. W. was rich but not effective;
Hotheaded George W. seems more aggressive.
He started a prolonged war; he declared it won.
Thank God he never had a son!
Sorry, for the devoted father
(and lady) got belligerent daughters.

J Lofts with:
The White House
Office of the Press Secretary

For Immediate Release

Statement by the President on the Death of Abdul-Rahman Kassig

Today we offer our prayers and condolences to the parents and family of Abdul-Rahman Kassig, also known to us as Peter. We cannot begin to imagine their anguish at this painful time.

Abdul-Rahman was taken from us in an act of pure evil by a terrorist group that the world rightly associates with inhumanity. Like Jim Foley and Steven Sotloff before him, his life and deeds stand in stark contrast to everything that ISIL represents. While ISIL revels in the slaughter of innocents, including Muslims, and is bent only on sowing death and destruction, Abdul-Rahman was a humanitarian who worked to save the lives of Syrians injured and dispossessed by the Syrian conflict. While ISIL exploits the tragedy in Syria to advance their own selfish aims, Abdul-Rahman was so moved by the anguish and suffering of Syrian civilians that he traveled to Lebanon to work in a hospital treating refugees. Later, he established an aid group, SERA, to provide assistance to Syrian refugees and displaced persons in Lebanon and Syria. These were the selfless acts of an individual who cared deeply about the plight of the Syrian people.

ISIL's actions represent no faith, least of all the Muslim faith which Abdul-Rahman adopted as his own. Today we grieve together, yet we also recall that the indomitable spirit of goodness and perseverance that burned so brightly in Abdul-Rahman Kassig, and which binds humanity together, ultimately is the light that will prevail over the darkness of ISIL.

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USA'S FORTHRIGHT STRINGENT WARNING TO ANTICHRISTIANS

An indignant, jingoistic Barack Obama said yesterday to favorable applause that the evil Islamic State will get its comeuppance in return for its cowardly kidnappings, barbaric assassinations and other appalling deeds of disgusting bloodthirstiness.

"Firstly, I cannot forgive insidious assassinations and savageness like the things done to Abdul-Rahman Kassig.

So now, let us pray.

The well-known Psalm of David states:

'The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.'

Justice will be done. By God, I promise you on behalf of the US Army, Navy and Air Force, I shall untiringly attack and annihilate all identified gangs of Arab activist youths, pagan adversaries and antichristian dissidents who dare to threaten the lives of innocent, peaceful and unarmed US persons everywhere.

Now, let's investigate, find, hunt, stab and destroy those barbarian bastards. As the exhibitionistic barbarian killers are infatuated with barehanded decapitations, they deserve to die in suffering as per usual Sharia Law principles. Screw them!"

Adie Pena with:
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teachers, leave them kids alone!
Hey, teachers, leave the kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall;
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

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GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THE WALL

He don't need your hijacked nation.
He don't need the thrones you stole.
No mammoth true incarceration.
Ruskie, leave Berlin alone!
Hey, Ruskie, Berlin's on its own!
All in all the head hurts to cancel a call;
All in all the jerk's task is to crack down the wall.

The Anagrammy Awards

NOVEMBER 2014 NOMINATIONS

THE GENERAL CATEGORY

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY

THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY

THE LONG CATEGORY

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

THE RUDE CATEGORY