1st - View with:
The arms race ~
creates harm.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Wrath
4. Sloth
5. Greed
6. Gluttony
7. Lust
=
1. Vanity
2. "Why her?"
3. Grr!!!
4. Told: "Get up!"
5-6. Need lots!
7. Slut
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Environmental destruction =
Lead content mounts in river.
Christopher Sturdy with:
Fail to understand something =
Smile often, nod and shrug at it!
Adie Pena with:
Alcohol consumption =
I'm so cool. Lunch on tap!
Dharam Khalsa with:
Nothing ventured, nothing gained =
Tending to have no enduring thing.
Adie Pena with:
A front seat =
Often a star.
Christopher Sturdy with:
Pancreatic ~
cancer: P.I.T.A.!
Rick Rothstein with:
The American political system =
My enemies shall act patriotic.
John Ramos with:
More comics date in ~
romantic comedies.
Brian Taylor with:
"Trust no one" =
"Not true, son!"
Valery Silivanov with:
Fulfil own desire! =
Life is wonderful.
Rick Rothstein with:
The ladies' room =
Dames... their loo.
Rick Rothstein with:
Life is wonderful =
Fulfil desire now.
jeanmkinney with:
life is wonderful =
ill fund, sore wife
Valery Silivanov with:
It's finally happened. =
It's all fine. Happy end.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Performance anxiety =
Expiry of an erect man
Adie Pena with:
A Halloween costume party =
Petulantly come as a whore.
Ellie Dent with:
Racism in the US =
It remains such.
Meyran Kraus with:
What earthly things is Dracula so allergic to?
=
- Holy water
- Direct sunlight
- A hot garlic salsa!
Ellie Dent with:
A heartfelt howling =
Fright at Halloween!
1st - Adie Pena with:
"...Or the Other!: The 799 Awesomest Anagrams" by T Campbell =
Cash matters... altogether, the man probably owes me $799!
2nd - David Bourke with:
The Irish vocalist Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor =
A hare-brained convert to Islam. Er...I'd section this one!
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
A cartel’s bullet? =
Better Call Saul!
Tony Crafter with:
‘I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!’ =
Me? Eat bug? Er... cheerio. Time to fly!
Christopher Sturdy with:
Need dosh grant? =
The Dragons' Den.
View with:
The Police's 'Every Little Thing She Does is Magic' =
The richest, simply delicate Eighties love song.
Ellie Dent with:
The Police's 'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic' =
Loved the Eighties' simple, aesthetic song lyric.
David Bourke with:
'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic' by 'The Police' =
Trio piece, silly high vocal by the esteemed Sting.
David Bourke with:
The US-Egyptian actor Rami Malek ~
peaks to nail that Mercury image!
Meyran Kraus with:
Michel de Nostradamus' Les Propheties =
"President Trump comes, so hell is ahead."
Meyran Kraus with:
The Nostradamus Prophecies =
"Earth's in Chaos. Depose Trump!"
1st (eq) - Richard Grantham with:
The alternative right =
Letting a hater thrive.
1st (eq) - View with:
Nationalist =
Anti-Latinos.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Cristiano Ronaldo named in Las Vegas rape claim =
"Pardon? I am no villain, I'm a legend as a soccer star!"
Rosie Perera with:
One aids in ~
Indonesia.
Julian Lofts with:
The Presidential Alert =
That inept leader riles.
Adie Pena with:
The government's post-Brexit trade policy =
Predictably, I move to strengthen exports.
Christopher Sturdy with:
The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change =
Men call time, announcing "Planet Earth on the verge"
Brian Taylor with:
Trump and Kanye sitting in a tree:
~
punk meeting retard at insanity.
Christopher Davis with:
Our president is a fraud ~
For reputed Russian aid
Adie Pena with:
The Kanye West-Donald Trump lunch =
Shut down mentally; retch and puke.
David Bourke with:
The Gingersnap Man: ~
“Meghan is pregnant!"
Brian Taylor with:
The Khashoggi Incident =
Shocking death thingie.
David Bourke with:
Halloween costume party =
Royal couple went as them!
David Bourke with:
The MAGA bomber Cesar Altier Sayoc =
October: He rages, may blast America.
Julian Lofts with:
Migrant caravan of hope ~
or campaign to far haven.
Rick Rothstein with:
Tree of Life Synagogue =
Feeling of outrage? Yes!
Rick Rothstein with:
That American 'Tree of Life' Synagogue =
Feelings of agony at a true hate crime.
Meyran Kraus with:
Caravan of migrants heads towards US =
America draws thousands of vagrants.
Rosie Perera with:
Voter suppression =
Vipers oust person.
Adie Pena with:
And a loser in a new horror clan sent bombs to ~
Brennan, Clinton, Holder, Obama, Soros, Waters.
Julian Lofts with:
US bomber Cesar Sayoc =
Sour SOB became scary.
1st - Ellie Dent with:
The late soprano Montserrat Caballe =
Lament the lost Barcelona opera star.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The musician George Harrison =
Honor his serene guitar magic.
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Russian President Vladimir Putin =
Sin and ruin! Evil-spirited as Trump!
Tony Crafter with:
The GRU Colonel Anatoliy Vladimirovich Chepiga =
Rage over 'civilian on holiday' chemical plot thug.
Christopher Sturdy with:
Professor Strumia of The University of Pisa and CERN =
Stupid arse, I roar out offensive "physics for men" rant.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Russian President Vladimir Putin =
This nut's mind and spirit are pure evil!
Julian Lofts with:
Brett Kavanaugh =
A knave, brat, thug.
Dharam Khalsa with:
US Senate Majority Leader Mitchell McConnell =
The snide cruel man calmly rejects all emotion.
David Bourke with:
Soprano Montserrat Caballe =
Lament Barcelona's poor star!
Tony Crafter with:
Katya Jones =
A nasty joke?
Tony Crafter with:
Katya Jones =
Enjoy a task!
Meyran Kraus with:
Comedian Amy Schumer =
Humor's made me a cynic.
View with:
Amy Beth Schumer, comedian =
I made humor my best chance
Julian Lofts with:
Shuhada Davitt =
Uh, that sad diva.
View with:
Ryan Lochte =
Cry "Ethanol!"
1st - Adie Pena with:
The Big Three: General Motors, Ford, and Fiat Chrysler =
The old bigger cars from those aren't earth-friendly.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The American 'Tree of Life' Synagogue =
I feel the rage of one mean, racist guy.
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
International Court of Justice =
Of crucial interest to a joint UN.
Brian Taylor with:
The United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement =
Noted statute mediates American exchange.
Ellie Dent with:
The Indonesian city Palu =
Pain's continual - they die.
Christopher Sturdy with:
Ben & Jerry's finest Cookie Dough Ice Cream =
Food I unite; cheese & crackers bring me joy!
View with:
Listeria =
It is real.
View with:
Tropical storm Michael =
Total peril, cosmic harm.
View with:
#MeToo movement =
Memo to veto men
Tony Crafter with:
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) =
Carry out a pumped control in a crisis
Ellie Dent with:
The Hawaiian Volcano Observatory =
Vibration, lava too, shown each year.
View with:
The Kalashnikov rifle =
Hah, knave fires to kill!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Top Ten Twisted Oxymoron List
* Army Intelligence
* Safety Hazard
* Paid Amateur
* Advanced BASIC
~
* Almost Exactly
* A Definite "Maybe"
* Cold Sweat
* Organized Anarchy
* Idiot Savant
* President Trump
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Britain's Most Popular Albums Of All Time (per Radio Two)
1. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
2. 21
3. (What's The Story) Morning Glory
=
1. Moptops on music trip
2. Sombre LP by burly feminist stalwart Adele
3. Warring Gallagher brothers unhappy to lose slot to 1. and 2.?
3rd - Brian Taylor with:
Tried to purchase Banksy’s ‘Girl With Balloon’ at the auction ~
but look: he shreds the original art as wanton publicity act!
Christopher Sturdy with:
If you paper over the cracks it is not a long term solution. =
To pick one scapegoat's neither virtuous nor morally fit.
Julian Lofts with:
A professor of history, Chad Ludington, has described Brett Kavanaugh at Yale as a ~
very big drinker. “He’s not gay. He’d assault poofs at a sordid bacchanal at frat house.”
Rosie Perera with:
"Presidential Alert: THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed."
=
"I'm safe, a recent reality star. No regrets, tenseness. I wisely tell it as it is. No need to impeach." -- The Donald.
Christopher Sturdy with:
I hate those politicians that seem to know the cost of everything but the value of nothing...
=
Voting to leave the EU throws the UK economy into a flat spin.
Oh tits! Fight it on the beaches!
Rosie Perera with:
"It’s a very scary time for young men in our country." -- Donald Trump =
If you try to rape girls and turn tycoon, you're damn scum/vermin.
Dharam Khalsa with:
"Presidential Alert: THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed."
=
Precedent? Is it a legal infraction? Seems there's essentially no way to resist the alarm. IT is NOT needed!
David Bourke with:
Late singer Maria de Montserrat Viviana Concepción Caballé i Folch =
An operatic Barcelona diva, not small. Her clear voice is magnificent!
Adie Pena with:
Three Reasons Why Brits Voted For Brexit*
1. Economics
2. Sovereignty
3. Political Elitism
=
1. No corrective options here
2. Excessive immigration threats
3. Dirty fellow lobbyists.
Julian Lofts with:
The singer Taylor Alison Swift supports the Democrats ~
and Trump hates the artiste’s flowery songs or politics.
Ellie Dent with:
One day, Andy got home from work to find his wife Hanna wearing only her scantiest underwear. "Tie me up," she
said seductively,
~
"and you can do whatever you want." "OK, fine my dear." So, in surprise, he yielded to his steamier wife's charm.
And then went golfing.
David Bourke with:
The late Leicester City owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha =
A vibrant wealthy Thai, dead in a helicopter service crash.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious."
=
What is this rude deceit?
Such stories! It's all crap!
Fake news to make us lot
Pile into one big trap!
Upon great Earth, say I,
Good hearts can never die!
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious."
=
I AGREE.
"Sir, have a care, I appeal, don't despair,
It's distressing, ok, this is true
But one day, together, we'll colonise Mars,
Then we can fuck that up too!"
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious. =
Stephen Hawking had huge idea: "It's imperative to colonise space in a rush... a true 'Space Race'"
Star Trek said it: "Let's boldly go out to new frontiers..."
Christopher Davis with:
With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious.
=
But sir, suppose Carl Sagan - a true scientist - were alive. He might indicate he hopes nations can look out, work together rapidly, defeat disaster.
David Bourke with:
With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious. =
Great idea here: See if we can aspire to do any task without politics, Donald Trump (the arrestable narcissist laughing stock) or even his toupee!
Ellie Dent with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is
increasingly precarious."
=
The END is nigh
Yes sirree!
We've lost the plot
Land and sea
'Cos outta luck
I guarantee
Pig sick o' spirit
Up in a tree
Fat robots wait
CRASH! Oh dear me!
Adie Pena with:
With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious.
=
Is attacker Thanos initiating a gigantic disaster to destroy the world? Don't panic because our hope, the Marvel superheroes, will keep us safe.
Meyran Kraus with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious."
=
Well, here's a grand solution to protect Earth and humanity: Keep picking sheer disastrous politicians because "Gotta defeat ISIS!" or whatever. >:(
View with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious."
=
Speaking about danger, risk and insecurity there is more: have wars, air pollution, water pollution, fascistic hotheads...Detest those, get peace!
Ellie Dent with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is
increasingly precarious."
=
Sure, I agree. But I can hear more. That great scientist Hawking, despite handicap, also directs us to hope: lift
eyes; look up in wonder at stars, love.
Rosie Perera with:
"With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious."
=
"Fuck the world. It's a cesspit. I don't give a rip. Stocks are on the rise. We pay Russia to enable hot election here. The USA is great again!" -- Donald Trump
Brian Taylor with:
“With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, disease outbreaks and population growth, the state of the planet is increasingly precarious.”
=
Sketchy religious superstitions lead panic: easier to parrot depressing, alarmist fake news (without evidence) than declare a taboo thought.
1st - Tony Crafter with:
TEN FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT FARTS
1. You produce about 500 to 1,500 millilitres of gas per day, and expel it in 10 to 20 farts.
2. 99 percent of the gas that you produce does not smell.
3. Gum and soda can make you fart more.
4. Farting is the result of a healthy, complex ecosystem in the intestines.
5. There is a simple reason why you don't mind the smell of your own farts.
6. Yes, you can light a fart.
7. No, you can't hold in a fart until it disappears.
8. The product 'Beano' cuts down on gas production by starving the bacteria in the intestines.
9. However, starving your fart-producing bacteria is not a good idea.
10. Why do farts smell?
=
1. It's the same amount of gas as in a 2-litre bottle of soda! You could explode any minute!
2. Thank God!
3. It's because you constantly swallow air.
4. I'll tell this to the other passengers next time I drop a curry-fart in a crowded lift!
5. In time, you get used to that rancid, sulphurous odour around you.
6. Don't try it! Farts contain combustible hydrogen and methane. (See 1. for accompanying danger).
7. That worrying 500-1,500 mls of gas has no place to go; it isn't gonna simply disappear up a stray bypass cranny!
8. It's a fiasco! That $9.90 over-the-counter product is ineffective.
9. Never mess with a fart!
10. For the benefit of the deaf.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Ten Multiple-Oscar Winning Actors That Are Alive Today
1. Daniel Day-Lewis
2. Meryl Streep
3. Jack Nicholson
4. Robert De Niro
5. Jodie Foster
6. Tom Hanks
7. Dustin Hoffman
8. Michael Caine
9. Cate Blanchett
10. Denzel Washington
=
1. Mr. Lincoln
2. Mrs. Thatcher
3. A Cuckoo's Nest mental ward patient (and the Joker!)
4. The Don in the second Godfather
5. FBI's Clarice
6. Voices little Woody
7. The sweet Rain Man
8. Plays Alfie
9. Blue Jasmine
10. Alonzo in Training Day
3rd - Ellie Dent with:
DIVERSITY
Recently, this large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep warmly during the welcoming briefing, "You will get all the usual benefits and you are more than welcome to go to the handy cafeteria for something to eat. But please, whatever you do, do not on any account eat any of the employees." The cannibals then promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You are all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole of the company's performance.
~
However, a new irregularity, luckily rare, occurred. One of our prettier secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads, most murmuring "No."
After the boss left, the grumpy leader of the cannibals said: "Right, which one of you primitive idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose tentatively, "I'm sorry." "Whyever?? Well really, you fool!" the leader continued fiercely, "For four weeks we've been eating many maturer, mostly thick managers and no one noticed. But now, you nitwit, had to go and eat someone smart, an active, irreplaceable woman who actually does something."
Julian Lofts with:
A List of the Ten Most Valuable Brands in the World This Financial Year
1. Amazon
2. Apple
3. Google
4. The Samsung Group
5. Facebook
6. AT&T (American Telephone & Telegraph)
7. Microsoft
8. Verizon
9. Walmart
10. The Industrial and Commercial Bank of China
=
1. Online retail trailblazer
2. Computers, phones, tv
3. Internet web, a mega ‘billboard’
4. Phones, gadgets
5. Think talkathon, fandom, crazy election havoc (hahaha!)
6. Mass media
7. Software
8. Communications
9. Full of popular retail
10. Mortgage, finance
Adie Pena with:
Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, the Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, and the United Kingdom ~
are the European Union's member states.
I can admire and should applaud an amazing aggrupation cordially arriving at a civilised heartland plan, a critical humankind, talking alike, gradually auguring much harmony.
Because of Brexit, soon there'll be twenty-seven left.
Christopher Sturdy with:
This site uses cookies from Google to deliver its services and to analyse traffic. Your IP address and user agent are shared with Google, together with performance and security metrics, to ensure quality of service, generate usage statistics and to detect and address abuse.=
Our success and fortune is down to individuals' generosity.
To accept a host is free to amass data like assets is a ruse.
Refuse to agree to targeted adverts, gross privacy breaches, money-laundering, terrorism, wholesale greed, identity theft etc...
Fight! Disagree! Don't acquiesce!
1st - Tony Crafter with:
THE DASH
A Poem by Linda Ellis
I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning to the end.
He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke of the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years.
For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.
For it matters not how much we own,
The cars, the house, the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.
So think about this long and hard;
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left
That can still be rearranged.
If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.
And be less quick to anger
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.
If we treat each other with respect
And more often wear a smile,
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.
So when your eulogy is being read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?
=
THE LAST WORD
Half-Profound Headstone Epitaphs!
Here rest the bones of Martha May Charlotte
Born a virgin, died a harlot
She was aye a virgin at seventeen
A remarkable thing In Aberdeen.
*
Here lies my wife
Here let her lie
Now she's at rest
And so am I.
*
Who lies here?
Me, Matthew McDow.
Och! Matthew, is that you?
Ay, man, but a'm dead now.
*
THE DENTIST
Stranger, approach this spot with gravity!
Hugh McDuff's filling his last cavity.
*
THE HUSBAND
As I am now so thou shalt be
Therefore get set to follow me.
THE WIFE
To follow thee I'm not content
How do I know which way you went?
*
Here rests Thomas Wood
Enclosed in Wood
One Wood within another
The outer Wood
Is very good:
We cannot praise the other.
*
Raised four beautiful daughters
With only the one bathroom
And still there was love.
*
The little lad that slumbers here
Was taken by the diarrhoea.
*
Now I know something you don't.
*
VERN PENFOLD
RUTH ETHEL PENFOLD
We finally found a place to park in Dartford.
*
Here rests Cuthbert Lake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
*
Told you I was ill!
*
The shell's here but the nut's gone.
*
Here rests an atheist.
All dressed up and no place to go.
*
JUDD QUENTON
He looked up the elevator shaft
To see if the car was on the way down.
'Twas.
*
Here lies ANTHONY DAVID CRAFTER
Who?
*
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The only Ghost I ever saw
Was dressed in Mechlin - so -
He wore no sandal on his foot -
And stepped like flakes of snow -
His Gait - was soundless, like the Bird -
But rapid - like the Roe -
His fashions, quaint, Mosaic -
Or haply, Mistletoe -
His conversation - seldom -
His laughter, like the Breeze -
That dies away in Dimples
Among the pensive Trees -
Our interview - was transient -
Of me, himself was shy -
And God forbid I look behind -
Since that appalling Day!
[By Emily Dickinson]
=
This Date of Evil Sin
A kid walks by my door
In his deranged apparel:
A poncho drenched in gore;
Big gun with double barrels.
His smiles do make me think
Of evil real-life villains -
Those fiendish sins that link
Kids-stuff with gloom and killin'.
One squad of white-sheet sprites
Zooms past me on a mission;
How can this precious sight
Be one sad apparition?
It's Halloween, I'd say -
Yet this can't be the reason;
The way we roll these days,
We're demons every season.
3rd - Adie Pena with:
OCTOBER
Poem by Oskar Hansen
The tenth month
October has psychological problems as it doesn't
belong anywhere, nor summer or winter? That
is why it gets hot at noon and cold in the evening
having read bad reviews all day long,
October has an inferiority complex doesn't accept
critics, sees it as a personal attack and then it gets
resentful send bucket full of rains on foe and friends
alike. But October has a soft inner heart, sentimental
too, so speak softly to it and it will be your friend.
=
CAN'T REAP WITH DEBTS YOU OWE
If nothing's in the tomb, there are no stillborn fragments one can possess—don't you see?
A recovering alcoholic can't drink rum, gin or crap cocktails in that intended Land of Tea.
Damn the bills and convert the scraps; do let it flow, bottles of eau.
If it's dissonant and strange, it's impossible to be what one is cracked to be.
Don't play the saxophone or bang the timbales if you ain't Kenny G nor Sheila E.
Control the banks, settle a loss; you're very far from where they are.
Tony Crafter with:
BROWN PENNY
A Poem by
William Butler Yeats
I whispered, "I am too young,"
And then, "I am old enough";
Wherefore I threw a penny
To find out if I might love.
"Go and love, go and love, young man,
If the lady be young and fair."
Ah, penny, brown penny, brown penny,
I am looped in the loops of her hair.
O love is the crooked thing,
There is nobody wise enough
To find out all that is in it,
For he would be thinking of love
Till the stars had run away
And the shadows eaten the moon.
Ah, penny, brown penny, brown penny,
One cannot begin it too soon.
=
BROWN PENNY
Song of the Ghetto (duet)
I whispered, "Am I too young?"
Then, "I hope I am old enough";
Whereupon I offered money,
With which to pay for love.
"Go, find a girl yo' age, young man,
Who's noble, an' good an' fair."
"Brown Penny, Brown Penny, Brown Penny!" said I,
"I love you and that long, braided hair!"
"Ah, love, ma boy, is a special t'ing;
No, Brown Penny's not for you;
Life has broken this lone, lone heart,
And stolen the Heaven too.
I'm twenty-nine but older than that
In body and in mind;
So, when true love you happen to find...
Tell me what it's like."
1st - David Bourke with:
Get her hands upon my genitalia, perhaps? =
The "happy ending" in the massage parlour.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Get rid of this 'Hot-Whores.net' later by ~
deleting the history of that browser!
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Taking off your clothes =
I felt so horny, got a fuck!
Adie Pena with:
Elon Musk, FRS (Fellowship of the Royal Society) =
Fuck! So he's the loopy, silly owner of Tesla firm?!
Tony Crafter with:
Some rumpy-pumpy in the night =
I posture, humping my nymphet.
David Bourke with:
The British comedian Seann Walsh =
Met hassle, with his nob in a dancer.
Meyran Kraus with:
Allan Stewart Konigsberg (Woody Allen) =
Does want to wank on barely legal girls.
Julian Lofts with:
That Saudi Crown Prince =
He is a cunt! (Print “coward”).
Brian Taylor with:
"Weaving spiders come not here" =
We reside in camps on the Grove.