| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE 1 | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE 2 | LONG | RUDE |
1 | Brian Taylor | 27 | Raise hell at ~ hate rallies. |
2 | Murray Cameron | 20 | Self-immolate = Flame, so I melt. |
3 | Murray Cameron | 19 | Takes with a pinch of salt = What's in that pack of lies? |
4 | Tom Myers | 10 | Would you care to come up for a nightcap? = Couple, romantic doorway hug...cup of tea. |
5 | Richard Grantham | 9 | Stage D congestive heart failure = Have suet in fat-clogged arteries. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Leaving one without a leg to stand on = All note devastation when going out. |
6 | Tom Myers | 8 | Christian Nationalism in the United States = Its intent: the humanitarian socialist's end. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | I hear them say that "Love is blind" = Harsh myth! Alas I don't believe it. |
8 | View | 7 | Yea, I’m on a seafood diet = Oi, I may see food and eat. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | He's totally reliant on the bank of Mum and Dad = Student had no money at all and flat broke, him. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Oh, cops can assume ~ chaos on campuses. |
12 | FatPhil | 4 | Horsemeat salami = Ah, timeless aroma! |
12 | David Bourke | 4 | Posting last-minute entries = No lasting interest...time's up! |
12 | View | 4 | The conflagration = A long act 'n' hot fire |
15 | Adie Pena | 3 | Fashionista = Oh, satin? As if! |
16 | Tony Crafter | 2 | A badge of honour = Dean of a borough. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.667) |
1 | Murray Cameron | 57 | The Tales of Robin Hood = Thief? Not so. A bold hero! |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | “Tina Turner, you're simply the best!" = Replay tribute to her sunny times! |
3 | Adie Pena | 26 | The singer and musician Phil Collins = Chilling spinal cord issue in the man. |
4 | FatPhil | 10 | Instagram influencer = Reflecting ruins a man. |
5 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Beatles conspire and triumph: ~ |
Total points: | 131 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.208) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 19 | The protests on American college campuses = Seems clear: groups come to chant "Palestine!" |
2 | Brian Taylor | 17 | Israel vs Iran = Rivals arisen. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Donald Trump: "I know more than the generals" = Pardon? Hollow remark, unhinged statement. |
4 | Murray Cameron | 16 | Biden versus Trump = Spent Sir v Rude Bum. |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Hunter Biden "laptop controversies" ~ don't prove the Republican stories then. |
5 | Tom Myers | 13 | Famine looms in Gaza Strip = Image from a Zionist's plan. |
7 | FatPhil | 11 | Climate protestors ‡ protect oil streams |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Catherine, Princess of Wales = A throne crisis; few can sleep. |
9 | View | 9 | Biden and Trump = Bad 'n' imprudent |
10 | FatPhil | 6 | Trump's hush money trial = Learn Stormy shut *him* up. |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | Our real nightmare President's boy ~ Barron Trump is eighteen years old. |
12 | View | 3 | Columbia University student Khymani James = My, the sneaky turd, vicious man must be in jail! |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Former US President Donald Trump's Hush-Money Trial = Do Stormy deal memes land further support in his run? |
14 | Tom Myers | 1 | Trump jury is set. = Just umpires try. |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.583) |
1 | View | 23 | Tom Cruise and Elsina Khayrova = American I love, and a hot Russky. |
1 | Adie Pena | 23 | The four Beatles John, Paul, George and Ringo ~ are on ganja, drugs. Enough of "Help" or "Let It Be"? |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 22 | Catherine, the Princess of Wales ~ who, I feel, has persistent cancer. |
4 | Lardy Girl | 21 | Joe Biden and Donald Trump = Job ad: "Inept? Damned old? Run." |
5 | Adie Pena | 19 | Catherine, Princess of Wales = Powerless, finite, has cancer. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | The Right Honourable Penelope 'Penny' Mordaunt MP = One PM had help toppling Number Ten. You're another! |
7 | View | 9 | Israeli Defense Minister, Yoav Gallant = All for staying serene, alive in MidEast. |
Total points: | 133 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | David Bourke | 29 | The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore = Direct strike from boat silencing the bay. |
1 | Adie Pena | 29 | The pedestrian crosswalk on Abbey Road = Shot done: Beatles in a row by parked cars. |
3 | QuatraleK | 19 | The Easter Bunny = Eaten by hunters. |
4 | David Bourke | 10 | The New York Declaration on Animal Consciousness = Chicken, cow, stallion...seen in a Sunday roast no more! |
5 | Murray Cameron | 9 | The Golden Raspberry Awards, aka "The Razzies" = Held as abhorrent Z-graders take away prizes. |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Viagra medication = A magic derivation. |
7 | View | 7 | The fully-carbon Lamborghini Veneno Roadster = Vehicle for all moneyed Arab-born things to run! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Stink in real language or do ~ a Duolingo learning streak. |
9 | FatPhil | 5 | Deutsche Lufthansa = That's a fun schedule! |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | It is The Easter Bunny = Its beauty's inherent. |
11 | Tom Myers | 4 | The One Hundred Pound Tour of Balmoral Castle = Round the tableau of monarchs' looted plunder. |
12 | FatPhil | 3 | Francis Scott Key Bridge = Dirty big cracks oft seen |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | International Day of Anagrams = Find an art. Also, a monetary gain! |
14 | Tom Myers | 2 | The Francis Scott Key Bridge; Baltimore, Maryland = Destroyed! Blame strike by craft on calm air night. |
Total points: | 139 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.583) |
1 | Adie Pena | 35 | Four of the Most Popular Food You Can Serve Thi... = 1. Fine mashed potatoes 2. Add savory bacon f... |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | The current and former presidents Joe Biden and... = Trend... it ended up oldster and pretend rich ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | Turns out, the little old woman who lived in a ... ~ sole owner; in truth, assume that it involved ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 24 | Marched away to prison, Jesus Christ knew this: ... ~ the disciple Judas Iscariot's kiss was worth n... |
5 | View | 9 | Biden appears to confuse Israeli city with Rafa... = Crazy President, again? Haifa in the Strip? A... |
Total points: | 118 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.238) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 32 | Why be annoyed that letters should take those shapes, as if dyslexia's a disability or hindrance, when it's nicer to say... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | A boy, scarred by his ma's death, grows into a fine soldier. Then he sees a pithy, Yankee actress. He falls, they wed, ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | So, anyway, here are hero-worthy life traits he may exhibit today: critical thought, kindness, honesty, steadfastness, ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 13 | If you look at a child's trashy painting, listen to her shabby serenade, or watch her relaxed toe twists, say "Hey, I c... |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | They eyed her as a tyke unfit for school. Expert: "I spot talent; I say she has body rhythm -- a ballerina!" Rises...... |
Total points: | 105 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.263) |
1 | Adie Pena | 31 | Condemn an amusing comic's themes And judge one-liners as so offensive?! Shame them, fans! Reject these mad Infamous... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | D. Trump's message: "This scene is one long sham; I'm in a common US jam. Scorn over each offense; There's no safe ... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Push came to shove! American just isn't ever seen as good as one's 'majestic' English. Send in fresh memes, or a fun mem... |
4 | View | 14 | Jest, jape, chaff, fleer, farce, tease - magic via humor! Sometimes mess and shunning nonsense, sometimes sounds common... |
5 | David Bourke | 4 | Jesus Christ! Offense, another massive massive mega offense! Summon Trump...this condemned orange-headed man's jail sen... |
Total points: | 99 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | Ten Inventions Wrongly Credited to the Japanese... = 1. A Latin term traced to Portuguese, okay? 2... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | 'Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the v... = When you rant, stomach acid rises. This can soo... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Twelve slang words and phrases to retire forever... = 1. I reveal truth (how daring!) 2. Living life ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | Elton John's Award-Winning Songs And Shows That... = 1. Emmy Awards - Filmed on the "final" global... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | "Before a child talks, they sing. Before they wr... = Ah, pray for today's babies. In the years that ... |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | Murray Cameron | 22 | Make love, not war = Wank a lot over me. |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | Hey, hot moaning on ~ a honeymoon night! |
3 | Lardy Girl | 13 | Feminine hygiene products = Grime deep in one fishy cunt? |
4 | Murray Cameron | 10 | The Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle scandal = Lardy actor has a bottle-fuck scene. |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | What one Viagra blue pill can do = I help wag a rod in a lovable cunt! |
6 | View | 8 | Taking the skin boat to tuna town = Snake-hunt noting: twat took bait |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Dressing to the left ‡ Fondle testes, right. |
8 | View | 4 | Actress Traci Bingham = Scan a charmer - big tits! |
Total points: | 95 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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