Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 2007
1st - Scott Gardner with:
A picture is worth a thousand words =
Icon did surpass what author wrote.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The abortion pills =
I'll poison the brat.
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
A plea of temporary insanity =
Attorney: "I apply for amnesia."
Christopher Sturdy with:
General anaesthetic =
The neater analgesic.
Tony Crafter with:
Course of radiotherapy treatment =
Hit-rays penetrated core of a tumor.
Rosie Perera with:
Surveillance is ~
secure villains.
Tony Crafter with:
Piano recitals =
Locate aspirin!
Adie Pena with:
Important person =
Prominent pastor.
Rosie Perera with:
The bass guitar player à
Tipsy, has regular beat.
Richard Brodie with:
I'm the real patriot. ~
Impale the traitor!
Christopher Sturdy with:
Cancer on our face's ~
a cause for concern.
Rosie Perera with:
Playing the game of Scrabble =
"FEEM"?! Gal's probably cheating.
Dan Fortier with:
What brings the tear into the eyes of man?=
That many waste one beer on their fights!
Ellie Dent with:
The Anglican minister =
Christian gentleman, I.
SpisterMooner with:
Eating a double whopper with cheese =
Chew it, blow up, die. Phone, get a hearse.
Adie Pena with:
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts =
Has self-assertion that together we triumph.
SpisterMooner with:
I Will Sing of My Redeemer =
Misery? Well, in God, I'm free.
View with:
This great nation of ours =
O, (for the ignorant) it's USA!
Rick Rothstein with:
Feminine products =
I'm super confident.
Andrew Brehaut with:
The United States of America =
Some fanatic attitudes here.
Tony Crafter with:
Resolute and strong =
EnglandÕs true roots.
View with:
Hideous man ~
in madhouse.
Rick Rothstein with:
They tell an ace ventriloquist ~
"The act isn't really quite novel."
Tony Crafter with:
Serving time ~
is grim event
Tony Crafter with:
A fork's tine =
Sorta knife?
Adie Pena with:
Sardonically =
I scorn all day!
Tony Crafter with:
The two kangaroos ~
go wet to Noah's Ark
Andrew Brehaut with:
Examination results =
A tension. I must relax!
Andrew Brehaut with:
A roast lamb =
Ram lost "Baa"!
Adie Pena with:
An anagrammist under stress ~
is sad. Must arrange remnants.
Tony Crafter with:
Colonialists visit ~
lost civilisations
Adie Pena with:
Those light "continental breakfasts" =
Bah! Croissant 'n' tea kettle on flights.
Neil Ramsay with:
foreboding =
being Frodo
Larry Brash with:
Oh, smegma is a little ancient name for ~
the secretion of mammalian genitals.
Scott Gardner with:
There is more than one way to skin a cat =
"Ach!" a kitten meows, as I try another one...
Meyran Kraus with:
A mental hospital =
Man has to eat pill.
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
These Boots are Made for Walkin' =
Footwearin' dame trashes bloke.
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
Author Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' =
And thus she will allow Harry to go...
3rd - Adie Pena with:
The new Sinead O'Connor "Theology" CD =
One lady in here who connects to God.
Neil Ramsay with:
The director and film-maker Peter Jackson's ~
craft and method remakes JRR Tolkien's epic.
View with:
Walt Disney's movie "The Lion King" =
Moving! Now all tiny kids see it,eh?
Michael Omstead with:
iPod Shuffle and iTunes =
Funds pushed to an iLife.
Michael Omstead with:
America's Next Top Model with Tyra Banks =
Take Miss Anorexic Nymph toward battle.
Adie Pena with:
Marcello Mastroianni in 'La Dolce Vita' =
Calm Italian actor lands role in movie.
Adie Pena with:
America's "A Horse With No Name" ~
is a scream. Whoa! Meant "heroin."
Ellie Dent with:
'Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above'=
Oh, overheard a priest, below, sing!
Andrew Brehaut with:
Edinburgh, Scotland =
Nursing the bad cold!
Christopher Sturdy with:
The Belles of St. Trinians =
In all, the first one's best.
sundogg99 with:
Anthony Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange" =
O no! Lawbreaker gang shocks country.
View with:
The actress Marilyn Monroe =
Rather solemn cinema-story.
Tony Crafter with:
'A Little Less Conversation' =
Star, Elvis, on total silence.
Larry Brash with:
The actress Marilyn Monroe =
Tart? Icon? She's merely "Norma".
David A. Green with:
'The Third Eye' by T. Lobsang Rampa =
Bald Tibetan mythographer, yes?
Tony Crafter with:
The Osmonds are reunited for their anniversary =
Return of dreariness, harmonies and ivory teeth!
Adie Pena with:
America's Got Talent's ventriloquist Fator ~
transmits all voices. Quite a forgotten art.
Scott Gardner with:
Arwen Undomiel Evenstar =
Was no truer elven maiden
Scott Gardner with:
Galadriel, the Lady of Lorien =
Royal, gold-haired elf in tale
Scott Gardner with:
The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby =
Ah, novel by Charles Dickens found a fine title!
Scott Gardner with:
Victor-Marie Hugo's "Les Miserables" =
A girl's scheme is to be Marius' lover
Meyran Kraus with:
A Neil Simon play =
A smile on any lip.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
George W. Bush, The President of the USA =
The pig! He refuses to end the bogus war!
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The late Princess Diana's memorial service =
A horse merits a presence - Camilla's invited!
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Heathrow protesters =
Ooh, arrest the twerps
David Bourke with:
The downloading of pornographic images of children =
Doctrine of wrong-doing of paedophile Chris Langham.
Michael Omstead with:
Minneapolis Interstate bridge collapses =
Past engineers' aim relied on plastic bolts.
Neil Ramsay with:
Adie Pena returns =
Insane departure.
Adie Pena with:
Taliban Regime =
Again? I tremble!
Rick Rothstein with:
The Minnesota Bridge Collapse =
Ignore patch in old steel beams.
Adie Pena with:
Crandall Canyon Mine, Huntington, Emery County, Utah =
Are my young men intact and unhurt? No... technically, no.
David Bourke with:
Amy Winehouse in rehab =
I mean, why? Heroin abuse?
Dan Fortier with:
The Crandall Canyon miners =
Drills cannot reach any men.
Christopher Sturdy with:
Baseball's home run record finally broken =
on balance, Barry Bonds more skillful here.
SpisterMooner with:
Mitt Romney's presidential campaign focuses on Iowa =
Mormon anticipates win, legitimacy. Surpass foe? Done.
Adie Pena with:
A Catholic priest running nude at a school track =
Insouciant athlete can shock and corrupt a girl!
View with:
Hurricane Flossie =
Careful, is inshore!
Adie Pena with:
China Airlines plane bursts into flames =
Fireball insurance plan? It's in a hot mess!
Adie Pena with:
They tell an ace ventriloquist: ~
"Quite hysterical. Novel talent!"
Andrew Brehaut with:
Russian President Vlad Putin may reinstate Cold War =
Lad simply arrived and set up new Iron Curtain states.
Adie Pena with:
Seeing fiercer ~
fires in Greece.
Rosie Perera with:
Rumors of Castro's imminent death =
A shift: no more Communist red star?
Neil Ramsay with:
Lord of The Rings animation technologies ~
seen in tool in health imaging for doctors.
Andrew Brehaut with:
The Tenth Anniversary of Princess Diana's death =
Her shrine contains devastated fans in therapy.
Andrew Brehaut with:
The Tenth Anniversary of Princess Diana's death =
Ah, this even disheartens and pains Tony Crafter!
Adie Pena with:
Sen. Craig to police: 'I'm not gay' à
Orgy a-coming in toilet space.
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Charles, The Prince of Wales =
Aware of the Spencer's chill.
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
The Anglican minister John Wesley =
Rejoice at all these winning hymns!
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Tolkien's Legolas Greenleaf =
Ageless, eternal-looking elf.
View with:
Diego =
i.e. God.
Adie Pena with:
Director Steven Allan Spielberg's ~
big silver screen 'E.T.' panders to all.
Andrew Brehaut with:
Portia de Rossi =
I praised torso.
Paul Pan with:
Ezra Weston Loomis Pound =
Moon drew nazi poet's soul.
Andrew Brehaut with:
The Beatles' Paul McCartney =
The name's truly acceptable.
Tony Crafter with:
Andrew Albert Christian Edward Windsor =
www.randier-noted-british-lardarse/n/cad
Paul Pan skating on the thin ice of SPCA with:
Anita Ekberg's ~
giant beakers.
Rosie Perera with:
Andrew Albert Christian Edward Windsor =
www.randier-rich-bastard-and-soldier.net
Tony Crafter with:
The Methodist Movement leader Charles Wesley =
I am told he wrote several selected hymn themes.
Rosie Perera with:
The hymn writers, John and Charles Wesley =
Jewish and Western...all cheery rhythms, no?
Andrew Brehaut with:
The Singer Miss Britney Spears =
My breasts inspire these grins.
Dan Fortier with:
Leonid Stadnyk =
Lad noted in sky.
Adie Pena with:
Italian merchant Amerigo Vespucci =
Culprit gave his name to America Inc.
Christopher Sturdy with:
Miss Elizabeth Jane Hurley =
Hi man, she is truly a Jezebel.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Russian Lev Tolstoy =
Sit, author! Style novels!
1st - Ellie Dent with:
The World Beard and Moustache Championships =
Shows and compares the odd, but ample chin hair.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The University of Notre Dame =
A home in it for every student.
3rd - Dan Fortier with:
Space Shuttle Endeavour =
Leaves Cape, thunders out!
Andrew Brehaut with:
Edinburgh, Scotland =
Nursing the bad cold!
Andrew Brehaut with:
Edinburgh, Scotland =
Enduring cold baths!
David A. Green with:
The Australian and New Zealand Society of Indexers =
We analyse text and file it in such an order as A-Z. Done!
Larry Brash with:
Xylocaine, local anaesthetic =
Hello, ain't exactly as cocaine!
Rosie Perera with:
Directors Guild of America =
Aged critics adore our film.
Adie Pena with:
Wal-Mart Stores =
Smart low rates.
Adie Pena with:
camelcigarette.net =
I let mate get cancer!
Christopher Sturdy with:
Sellotape Original =
i.e. a top, sealing roll.
Andrew Brehaut with:
Find short chap who's whimpering at ~
the dwarf throwing championships.
Tony Crafter with:
Marie Osmond Dolls =
Mormon's solid deal
Adie Pena with:
"America's Got Talent" =
Me? On a "great act" list?
Rosie Perera with:
The Steinway concert grand piano =
Two hands practice any genre on it.
Neil Ramsay with:
Fangorn Forest in Middle Earth =
Homeland of rare, drifting Ents
Andrew Brehaut with:
The Ancient Forests of Ilia =
Fire stole the fascination
Neil Ramsay with:
Edinburgh's International Festival =
Hit artists in beloved annual Fringe.
Tony Crafter with:
National Aeronautics and Space Administration ~
is in a manic race to land upon a destination - a star!
Meyran Kraus with:
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration =
A heroic man inside a unit can soar to a distant planet.
Meyran Kraus with:
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration =
So, I had a man in a container cruise to a distant planet!
1st - Tony Crafter with:
"Oh, why did you make woman so beautiful?" the man says to God.
God says, "So you would love her." =
"Ay true," the man says, "but God, why did you make a woman so foolish?"
God: "So she would love you."
2nd - Paul Pan with:
Republican Larry Edwin Craig, the United States Senator from Idaho=
He lewdly stared at urinating cop's terrific nude arse in a bathroom
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for youÑask what you can do for your country. =
Famous Kennedy shouts out a corny (or cocky) outcry for loyalty to charm a wayward and worn US of A union.
Andrew Brehaut with:
Publisher Rupert Murdoch wins control of Wall Street =
Trust rich newspaper chief to unroll Dow Bull tremors.
David Bourke with:
Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked =
Get your knickers off! Zoom in on this! It's cuddly, AIDS-negative Adie C. Pena, starkers!
Rosie Perera with:
Why do most bridge surfaces freeze before the road they're on? =
Oh, ice had sort of got formed there by breezes under freeways.
Rosie Perera with:
The National Population and Family Planning Commission =
China limits a mom and pop to only one infant, paining us all.
Adie Pena with:
An interstate (the I-35W) bridge in Minneapolis collapses =
Alas! Nation saw the terrible incident; 35 people missing?
Christopher Sturdy with:
We are crushing potential with a tyranny of testing and a cult of the average =
Get state teaching/wayward parents halting carefree youthful innovation.
Adie Pena with:
Young Republican National Federation president Glenn Murphy Jr. =
An entirely repugnant "mouthpiece" pulls a randy ring job on friend.
David A. Green with:
'The Flame Trees of Thika: Memories of an African Childhood' by Elspeth Huxley =
Rich family left home to re-explore Kenya and behold the huts of Masai chiefs.
David A. Green with:
'A Concrete Approach to Mathematical Modelling' by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons =
Contemptibly, bet there are no anagrams in his compact college book. Dammit!
Adie Pena with:
Advertising executive Sam Porpora tells his tale behind the legend =
In the end, I expect embellished visits to Edgar Allan Poe's grave hurt.
Adie Pena with:
The 5 favorite brands or companies online*
1. Google
2. Yahoo
3. Amazon
4. eBay
5. MySpace
=
Last 5 e-hobbies
1. Zoology
2. Opera (too deep!)
3. Fashion
4. Necromancy
5. Anagrammy (naive!)
Neil Ramsay with:
Lord of the Rings creative technology is to help map wounds =
So, Doctors poach Weta's rendering of evil, pithy Gollum then?
Adie Pena with:
"This is definitely an unprecedented disaster for Greece." (Nikos Diamandis) =
Can't risk the ancient ruins of Olympia! Dreaded fire ends inside site's edge!
Adie Pena with:
Republican Larry Edwin Craig, the United States Senator from Idaho, ~
turgidly fancied with ruder interest a lean cop's arse in a bathroom.
Neil Ramsay with:
The Republican Larry Edwin Craig, the United States Senator from Idaho =
Arrested in unfortunate G. Michael style disorder with an irate cop. Bah!
Paul Pan with:
Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Glenn Murphy, and Larry Edwin Craig =
Merry Grand Old Party gay men in drag heard awful heckling!
1st - Ellie Dent with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Now I'm an old-fashioned girl, utterly astute,
that needs a settled chap: quiet, cute,
whatever, he must've teeth and hair,
even better, a real old-fashioned millionaire!
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Eloquent tutors told me a tale;
Seventeen beautiful virgins waited in Heaven,
So I crashed the plane on a city;
Died for The Dream.
The truth?
Hell.
That Dream was a lie.
Eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
My ideal future: we see peace in the Middle East and Iraq with that ass Blair not to have even a little amount of undue credit resolving the hell on earth he started.
Eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Gollum dreamt.
"Bad liars and thieves stole it.
We need to have it.
The Wilderness.
The Unrequited Love.
The Eternal Heartache.
The Fatal Infatuation.
and...
My Precious."
Rosie Perera with:
My dream: That quite distant future when I will have finished all that I have to do and can elude technologies, settle in nature, rest, eat or sleep at bed evermore. Ah....!!
Larry Brash with:
The dream for the future?
Seeing loon Bush leave is a quite nice start; then, world-wide peace and unity; time travel; the end to evil, hate, disease, harm and all that lot.
Rosie Perera with:
Note: I have a dream that one day we, the talented US, will recover from all the intense undue damage that inept little liar Bush has done, after he quits or is evicted.
Rosie Perera with:
Martin Luther had a dream that unveiled the Protestant Reformation, quieted those Catholics, and I'd believe it funneled energy at wealth, houses, wives, ale, et al.
Adie Pena with:
When told there are dreams he must avoid,
A Liverpudlian heathen was quite annoyed,
"I visualise better,
So I can get 'er!"
(The man that totalled the intellect of Freud!)
Rosie Perera with:
I used to have quite resplendent dreams then (as a little child) that I could fly untrammeled in air as though I were a bird (tweet!). Ever have one of those? A neat talent!
David Bourke with:
Alas, I have a repeated vivid nightmare...in Twenty-Thirteen
the House of Windsor falls, and so, the detested old trout
Camilla (au naturel!), her title became 'The Queen'!
Andrew Brehaut with:
My dream is untainted - a tender scratch behind the ear, a quiet fire to lull at, veal left overs in the dish, a huge tree to wee at, howl time, an untied leash and love.
Spot
Adie Pena with:
There's the tilter, a Don Q,
In everyone.
A fatal clash, death ahead,
We venture and duel,
Tilting at windmills,
At untrue foes out there...
To achieve the impossible dream.
View with:
Homo homini lupus est?
In GOD we trust! He created us even.
White lad, Ebony lad, Red one, have natal heart, head, teeth, etc... Fine, equal, fair treatment is still vital trade.
Adrian Hickford with:
The North; toothache; an NHS hospital; Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee each torture me - live tarantulas first!
Vegetative, eyeless, I'm quite blind
Rational? Freudian? Ha!
Paul Pan with:
A bit of the old in-out with a teenage Ursula Andress, Adolf Hitler deep-throats erect Idi Amin, and seven evil dwarves lethally cut the Queen Mother hen at tea-time...
Ellie Dent with:
"All I want is a room somewhere." And the rest.
I need adequate fortune. I'll have good health, independence. But every man... faultless, attractive?
The truth is that I lied.
Meyran Kraus with:
Me too! Well, I tend to have a different dream: I have all that intercourse with my statuesque tenth-grade teacher - then it's over and I lie alone, in a stale puddle! (Bush)
Ellie Dent with:
I see it, real squalor, the demented, the brutish, American life. To survive that, then we all need that fantasy, and united we can hope: model our vital ideals together.
1st - Tony Crafter with:
A seven-year old boy and his four-year old brother were upstairs in their bedroom talking. "You know what?" said the older child, "I think it's about time that we started swearing."
The four-year old tot smiled, rascal-like, and nodded his head in approval.
"Right then, when we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, and then you can swear right after me, ok?"
"Ok!" agreed the little four-year old enthusiastically.
Downstairs, when the two kids were at their seats, the mother came into the kitchen and asked the seven-year old son what he wanted to have for breakfast.
"Why, shit mom, I guess I'll have some of those Coco Pops," he said.
WHACK!! came the immediate response. The lad instantly flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, then got up and dashed upstairs to his room crying his eyes out.
The mother looked at the four-year old child and said to him in her sternest voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast then, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbered, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."
=
Bored young Rick was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything to egg him on and, as a last resort, sent him to a Catholic school.
On the first day, Rick came home with a very serious look on his face and went straight off to his room.
Later, the mom went up and was shocked to see books spread about everywhere and Rick hard at work!
Later, Rick came down for a meal, but as soon as he'd eaten, went back and studied even harder than before. This went on every day while his folks tried to figure what'd made the difference.
Finally, Rick brought home a report card, laid it on the table and went off to study. His mom looked at it with trepidation, but to her surprise he'd got an 'A' for maths! Unable to stem her curiosity, she went up to his room and asked, "What was it? The nuns?"
He shook his head.
"Was it the books, the discipline, the structure? Tell me, please."
The boy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign; I knew they weren't fooling around."
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Boromir quote: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly." =
Bush: "OK Tony, here's the tactical plan. We send our soldiers to war over in Iraq. I must finish what Daddy started. You also must lie, shoulder the blame for destabilising the region, starting a rotten jihad and the bloodshed and terrorism. When your inept outfit fire you, we send you back over to them as our latest middle-east peace envoy."
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
ace of clubs, two of clubs, three of clubs, four of clubs, five of clubs, six of clubs, seven of clubs, eight of clubs, nine of clubs, ten of clubs, jack of clubs, queen of clubs, king of clubs
ace of diamonds, two of diamonds, three of diamonds, four of diamonds, five of diamonds, six of diamonds, seven of diamonds, eight of diamonds, nine of diamonds, ten of diamonds, jack of diamonds, queen of diamonds, king of diamonds
ace of hearts, two of hearts, three of hearts, four of hearts, five of hearts, six of hearts, seven of hearts, eight of hearts, nine of hearts, ten of hearts, jack of hearts, queen of hearts, king of hearts
ace of spades, two of spades, three of spades, four of spades, five of spades, six of spades, seven of spades, eight of spades, nine of spades, ten of spades, jack of spades, queen of spades, king of spades
=
Once upon a time in a far off land (not quite as far off as Australia, but no closer than Iraq), there lived a pack of cards. Nothing unusual so far until we discover how depraved a bunch one is dealing with:
Faded sex-mad madams. One of the kinkiest groups of lasses of the oldest profession offer asses.
Coffin-dodging badass voodoo occultists possessed scuffed ouija-boards.
Officers question mad homophobe about offhand "Sod man-love. Fuck off, poof!" comment; daft bastard, possessed of the IQ of a block of wood, smashed on Duff beer, high on hemp, confesses. Trick is to be poker-faced, kiss his ass.
Feeble-minded bosses piss off or vex fresh staff and cause mass exodus - "Sod off! Stuff the effing job"
Toffee-nosed fops scoff, condescend, effuse gaffes so offensive, even 'Jonah the jinx' is offended!
Adie Pena with:
A woman sees her fat nude self in the mirror and says to her husband, "I look too heavy, right? Hey, Ben, I feel horrible and ugly, pay me a compliment." ~
The amiable husband foolishly and unknowingly replies, "My dear Maria, your eyesight is near perfect!"
BOOM! The man never heard the shot. Fool!
Adie Pena with:
"If I could conceive that the general government might ever be so administered as to render the liberty of conscience insecure, I beg you will be persuaded, that no one would be more zealous than myself to establish effectual barriers against the horrors of spiritual tyranny, and every species of religious persecution." (George Washington) =
Then a part of U.S. government policies horribly coercing neglected Native Americans, indigenous rites were officially outlawed by late eighteen hundreds.
Hence, the very bizarre rules regarding use of peyote continue, or possession of eagle feathers is disallowed; not to mention the irrecoverable artifacts brought to shabby museums.
David A. Green with:
"One day, about noon, going towards my boat, I was exceedingly surprised with the print of a man's naked foot on the shore, which was very plain to be seen on the sand." =
When shipwrecked and when marooned on a hot desert island, Robinson Crusoe was agog to spy - Aha! - the outline of Friday's pointy toes next to the ebbing wavy main.
1st - Mike Keith with:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Some Shakespeareana
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Venus Verticordia
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Memphis Tennessee
Neil Ramsay with:
Song of The Fall of Gil-galad
Adie Pena with:
Sodomy
Christopher Sturdy with:
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
=
Oh, wounded heart can never ask or heal
Adie Pena with:
Race Car Ya-Yas
THE RUDE CATEGORY
An orgasmic release =
A large scream is one.
2nd - Dan Fortier with:
An erectile dysfunction =
I cannot feel nice, sturdy.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The homosexual relationship =
Asshole-exploration time, huh?
Adie Pena with:
Houston, we have a problem, er... party! =
Blow me over here, happy astronaut!
Tony Crafter with:
Testicle organs =
Genitals sector.
Christopher Sturdy with:
To be conspicuous by their absence =
Chic bras upon cutesy teen boobies.
Paul Pan with:
An orgasmic release ~
comes in a large arse.
David Bourke with:
Quest for the ring =
Queers' fortnight.
Adie Pena with:
August 8, 2007: Global Orgasm Day =
Bag 72,080 glamorous gay adults!
Adie Pena with:
Star Calista Kay Flockhart is Ally McBeal =
basically this frame totally lacks a rack.
View with:
Parisian streets =
Tart raises penis.
Tony Crafter with:
Arse-chums ~
share cums.
Jason Swann with:
Use protection =
To secure on tip.
Paul Pan with:
TC over-did ~
erotic DVD.
Andrew Brehaut with:
The nip and tuck surgery =
Huge penis? Try dark cunt!
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