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Please make your final selections (one per category)
and send them by the 2nd of the month
to Chris 'HSP' Sturdy: chris.sturdy at lineone dot net ('at' = '@', 'dot' = '.')
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A substitute for meat =
Tofu. Same attributes.
"Double Fantasy," the last studio album by Lennon =
A lot soulful. But Beatle shot by man in NY. Sad end.
Harvey Weinstein =
Swine in heat? Very!
Sir Paul McCartney of The Beatles =
Rich man. Real poet. Lefty bass. Cute.
The Weinstein Company =
His type? Nice, tan women!
Harvey: A strong tropical hurricane remembered for destroying Houston, Texas, resulting in several casualties.
Harvey: One old pervert is in great trouble; terrorised young nice stars accusing him later of sexual harassment.
Harvey Weinstein argued: "Like cool Bill, I do take off/drop my pants to go screw a secretary or star!"
A large grizzly bear,
An eager millionaire,
A portly omnivore!
Go lock the door!
A heel so quirky,
A chap gone crazy,
Stealing a golden kiss.
The jerk sees a need
To mate and breed.
A reproductive habit
Like a bunny rabbit!
Sneak a hand in here!
An illegal game:
Hug or lay a nice name.
A menace, a predator,
One mean masturbator.
An urge to climax.
Ask a survivor,
He's a slave driver.
These are the women who have accused Harvey Weinstein of sexual harassment
Ambra Battilana Gutierrez
Emma de Caunes
Vu Thu Phuong
The "Harvey Weinstein" Halloween costume ~
has wheels, money...with eventual erection.
Who kens? =
The film, "Hacksaw Ridge" - directed by Mel Gibson =
Heroic lad faced the biggest risk - blew my mind.
American pianist, Thelonious Sphere Monk =
A musician - oh, none like him past or present!
A great Oval Office works by diplomacy in key areas, see Donald - not Twitter splurges or rhetoric!
To tread in something* =
*I mean rotten dog shit.
A "do not resuscitate" order =
To reassure a doctor - "End it".
The singer Thomas Earl Petty =
Simply the greatest on Earth.
The President of Catalonia, Carles Puigdemont =
Coup on the State...a clear middle finger to Spain!
Sally "The White Widow" Jones (Umm Hussain al-Britani) =
West outwits a jihadi. May she now burn in Islam Hell.
View says: "God! I only forgot a trademark 'the'. Sorry...unacceptable "definite-article-less poor work!"
The shamed American film producer Harvey Weinstein =
Married man...held up his fat, moist wiener every chance!
Tools needed for peeling garlic cloves =
Fingernails. Solved - proceed to college!
The Amazon Original TV series: "Transparent" =
(S)he reveals amazing transition to partner.
Drunk passenger urinates on United Airlines flight =
I grin, unlike seat partner (found stain under his legs!)
Great American musician Thelonious Sphere Monk =
Entails a sincere mother picking a humorous name!
International Astronomical Union =
I monitor annual star action online.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "The measure of mental health is the disposition to find good everywhere."
Media: "How does Trump somehow or other reveal the depth of insanity in all these foreign deals?"
West African proverb?
Actually, there's no record.
I say, Teddy's point is:
"Go to war, kill foe, make gore!"
"You know what uranium is, right? It's this thing called nuclear weapons, and other things, like lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things." by Donald J. Trump
Ha, it's incoherent junk from that unhinged political laughingstock who is under the wild illusion, and now proudly stating, "I am smart, using my HUGE brain and the best words!"
Rifle ownership =
Fire peril shown.
Wheatfield With Crows, the painting by Van Gogh =
Note cawing birds' flightpath: why, how negative!
American gun laws =
Causing new alarm.
The infamous Weinstein =
Name of the swine in suit.
The University of Glasgow, Scotland =
Och aye, student glows, loving a 'First!'
I went to a most beautiful place yesterday.
There were blossoms and roses, blue sky, birds upon high, Moet champagne to drink,
blueberry tart, cream to eat; bees midst the sunny gardens, books and cheerful songs.
Oh, I was happy ... till some idiot woke me up.
A former political Pres. refused to kill a bear: a grave story. So the iconic toy known as 'Teddy' grew.
The Alligator Shoes
A young blonde, Zoe, was on vacation in June in the depths of Louisiana. She badly wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was very reluctant to pay the sky-high prices the particular vendors wanted. After getting very frustrated with the attitude of one bumbling, skinflint shopkeeper, the blonde shouted: 'I think maybe I'll just go now and catch myself an alligator so that I can get some shoes at a reasonable, worthwhile price!'
The shopkeeper said, 'Oh, be my guest. Maybe you will catch a big one!'
Determined, the blonde turned and headed North for the swamps, set on catching an alligator.
Later, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted poor Zoe ahead, standing uncomfortably waist deep in water, a shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge, savage-toothed alligator, ten foot big, swimming rapidly toward her. Oh boy! Then, coolly, she took aim. She killed it, then successfully hauled it onto the bank. Lying nearby were several more spectacular alligators. Fascinating 'beauties' certainly, but dead.
The shopkeeper watched uncomfortably, fascinated but flabbergasted. Just then, the blonde flipped that alligator over, shouting out in annoyance:
'DAMN IT, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'
WOMEN and MEN
Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil =
Wall up your mind from aliens!
Acoustic guitar ~
is a catgut curio.
Las Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock =
Savage person's death plot shocked.
The Playboy Mansion =
Many bi honeys to lap.
Harvey Weinstein =
Inert heavy swine.
Paul Manafort has been indicted =
Aha! Benefit Donald Trump in case?
Donald Trump tweets: "I yell bigly, raise or provoke a great chaos, and cry 'fake news' too! So terrific!"
No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened.
Congress shall never activate an order that even involves an offer taken to help a self-payrise, until the respective term of the election finishes and a new one starts.
Cheap, rusty ‡
The Tubbs Fire is searing Napa and Sonoma Counties =
Panic as fire began to burn mountainsides to ashes.
Donald Trump roars horribly, tweets arrogantly: "Kaepernick is so egotistical. Covfefe? Aye, we do!"
"It is almost inconceivable and certainly societally unacceptable in the modern aviation era with ten million passengers boarding commercial aircraft every day, for a large commercial aircraft to be missing and for the world not to know with certainty what became of the aircraft and those on board," the Australian Transport Safety Bureau said.
Remember what became of Malaysian Airlines pilot, an agitator, a brooder or liar, a tactician who covertly planned a mystery, who flew a commercial aircraft so high that all passengers suffocated and died in terror. It sank into the bottomless, briny Indian Ocean. So traumatic! Revolting! It certainly was no accident, but can the aircraft ever be found?
The producer Harvey Weinstein =
"Yet I crap in shower," he ventured.
Producer Harvey Weinstein =
US native; weird, horny creep.
Easily improvising a costume for Halloween =
Noisy lies, whole face's orange... voila, I'm Trump!
Riding off into the sunset =
Free to do finishing stunt.
A show trial =
Ha! I lost war.
How to slay a dragon =
A long toy sword! Aha!
"Come on a safari with me" ~
to show me Africa, I mean.
Some of the California evacuees return home =
Fire left each one's house a crematorium oven.
President Abraham Lincoln =
The plain laborers' man in DC.
Tesla Powerwall =
We tap solar well.
"Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death." -- Albert Einstein
Old, thin, neglected? So what?! The best ambition: learn at all chances, until you're cremated.
"I know! I prefer to carry a big stick and hoist myself to get one easy world record as a pole vaulter."
The medical practitioners =
I treat him to dispel cancer.
Miss Dorothy Gale =
Hear my dog is lost!
USA still fears ~
The producer Harvey Weinstein =
Denounce this haywire pervert!
The Via Dolorosa in Jerusalem's Old City =
Jesu toiled miles on his road to Calvary.
Person lives after ~
The streaming video service Netflix =
It involves extreme rights defiance.
Theodore Kaczynski =
The snide crazy kook.
Female organs ~
feel an orgasm.
A hard business strategy =
Buy Asset Trading shares.
'American Gothic' - the famous painting by Grant Wood =
Bygone farming man with a stoic daughter. A top icon.
What should America do about North Korea's Kim Jong Un? =
Ha! Justice? Ok, look, he's mad and arrogant - rub him out now.
The Madeiran, Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro =
A modern narcissist. Adoration, he loves adoration!
The UNESCO World Heritage Site Machu Picchu =
Somewhat cute citadel, crouches high in Peru.
My wife told me, "Sex is better on holiday." That was not a nice postcard to receive.
Bravo! A comedy sex classic. Tittered when I heard it. Wet myself at one point too!
"Take control? Lord! Flop-eared wreck Boris is far too stupid. Anyway I've got nicer legs" - Theresa May
A wealthy attorney parked his brand new Porsche in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came hurtling down the road and completely ripped off the driver's door.
A passing cop was near enough to witness the incident and drew in, lights flashing, behind the now door-less Porsche.
Before he was able to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about his precious Porsche being ruined and that it would never be the same again.
The cop shook his head in amazement, "I don't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You're so focused on your expensive possessions that you forget the truly important things in life."
"Why do you think that?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Well, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer... "My Rolex!"
After a few beers down at our popular local pub, The Crowing Cockerel, the conversation turned to who owned the most expensive watch. I showed mine first.
"Okay, you see this amazing beauty? It's a Rolex Oyster, worth a cool three grand," I announced cockily.
My pal Henry smiled and pointed to his wrist. "Oh, yes? See this? It's an elite white gold Patek Phillipe and I happily paid the best part of twenty-five grand for it a year ago."
This evoked several 'oohs' and 'ahs' of astonishment from the locals around us.
Then my other pal Gary rolled up his sleeve to show us his watch. "Gee, you guys, those prices are chicken feed," he snorted . "You see this? It cost me two-hundred-thousand."
Henry and I were stunned into silence. We stared at Gary's arm for a while longer then I said gently: "But Gary, that's only a basic Casio Quartz."
"Yeah, I know," he sighed. "My former wife bought it for me then found it in her sister's bed."
A STRANGE WILD SONG
Most large lad ‡
A small todger.
Trump says, "Grab every lady's goodie parts and no critic cares. I'll fake the toil for one week or two."
Severe undiagnosed mental illness =
Dull senses reveal no dementia sign.
The Song "Candle in the wind" =
Di... the End. Scan, no new light!
Catalonia is not Spain =
A stoical nation's pain.
Timothy Thomas "Tim" Powers =
Two pithy, mammoth stories.
Sweet talk - cool way to operate.Fie!..Rod breaks doors!
Craftiness in diplomacy very regular thing!
The striptease dancer =
Teats! (Hard, erect penis).
Number of nominations, by author:
Adie Pena: 10. Christopher Sturdy: 5. David Bourke: 6. Dharam Khalsa: 9. Ellie Dent: 9. Jesse Frankovich: 1. John Ramos: 3. Jon Gearhart: 1. Josiah Winslow: 3. Julian Lofts: 5. Mark Huffman: 1. Meyran Kraus: 2. Mike Mesterton-Gibbons: 1. naturegirl: 1. Rosie Perera: 7. Scott Gardner: 5. Tom Myers: 4. Tony Crafter: 10. turnip: 1. View: 7
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