Nominations by Author

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Please make your final selections (one per category)
and send them by the 2nd of the month
to Chris 'HSP' Sturdy: chris.sturdy at lineone dot net ('at' = '@', 'dot' = '.')

Author names are taken directly from original posts.
If your anagrams are listed under more than one name,
let Larry know which form of your name you prefer.


Adie Pena

Christopher Davis

Christopher Sturdy

David Bourke

Dharam Khalsa

Ellie Dent

Josiah Winslow

Julian Lofts

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

Rosie Perera

Scott Gardner

Tony Crafter

Tyler Severance

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Adie Pena

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GENERAL:
Altercations ~
aren't stoical.

ENTERTAINMENT:
Gal Gadot is "Wonder Woman" =
Girl manages to do and wow!

TOPICAL:
A non-effective ~
innate covfefe.

PEOPLES NAMES:
U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions =
See felon try joint, see grass as fun!

OTHER NAMES:
Trump International Hotel, Washington D.C. =
Might a president or nut own that local inn?

MEDIUM LENGTH:
Top three movies of Sir Sean Connery are --
1. The Hunt for Red October
2. The Untouchables
3. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
=
1. Taut encounter in nuclear sub
2. To let an Irish cop (note: James Bond!) have the Oscar?!
3. Yes, the dad of Harrison Ford seen there.

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
"Whatever you do, do it with bravado. Use colorful language, historical nonsense. Liven an unseen agenda with half truths. Diss or threaten known women, arrogantly fire anyone, and tweet about it." (Donald J. Trump)

RUDE:
My unexpected erections ~
exercised one empty cunt!

Christopher Davis

Next author

TOPICAL:
Despite the constant negative press covfefe =
His Staff Protected Soviet Agents - Even Pence!

PEOPLES NAMES:
Donald Trump, President of the United States =
Russian toddler! He attempts to defend Putin!

Christopher Sturdy

Next author

GENERAL:
Carrying out murders in the name of one's religion =
Terrorism - see it for inhumane, ungodly ignorance.

ENTERTAINMENT:
Love Changes Everything =
Even the over-clingy shag.

TOPICAL:
The Oval Office ~
to hail Covfefe.

OTHER NAMES:
The Democratic Unionist Party =
Ranty mouthpiece distraction.

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
Phineas Taylor Barnum (late),
When found in his wiki entry
It tells us all was far from great;
A slave-owner in the nineteenth century.

I've read enough and judge "Oh no, not good!"
And vow not to act as our bastard would.

RUDE:
A woman flashing her titties=
Oh! I learnt that image is 'NSFW' :-(

David Bourke

Next author

ENTERTAINMENT:
The actress Eleanor May Tomlinson =
She's certainly ornamental, to some!

TOPICAL:
"Strong and stable leadership" =
Get an old bird, Theresa's plans.

PEOPLES NAMES:
Camilla Rosemary Shand =
I'm a lady on Charles's arm.

OTHER NAMES:
The Democratic Unionist Party =
Tories' primacy that continued.

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
"What? Nah! Sod that arduous rot! Want your rewards? Sit down, and enjoy doing bugger all. Endeavor to savour innate uneventful inclinations, and submit a Challenge with only a week of the month left!" (Rosie Perera)

Dharam Khalsa

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GENERAL:
This horse walks into a bar, goes up to the barman, and ~
asks (hard stomp) "Neigh?" Translation: "How about a beer?"

TOPICAL:
Amazon buys Whole Foods for almost Fourteen Billion =
Sum: Bezos' solution on food for men of wealth, all by air!

PEOPLES NAMES:
The MSNBC hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough =
Buzz: Mocker stabs "Morning Joe" so hard in the back. Hiss!

OTHER NAMES:
Autism Spectrum Disorder =
Summed, is artist producer.

MEDIUM LENGTH:
Big Brother: "The people will not revolt. They will not look up from their screens long enough to notice what's happening."
=
George Orwell's novel problem begins to look true now, in that photo with the thirty people clutching infernal phones!

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
"If work I dread has to be done (laundry or the front lawn), I concentrate to finish as soon as possible. That way, I have new time on hand to unwind, enjoy nature, volunteer, travel, grow, laugh, and snuggle." (Mature Adult)

Ellie Dent

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GENERAL:
Stonehenge at sunrise =
See sun then: it's orange!

ENTERTAINMENT:
William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet =
All like his enamored pair...just awesome!

TOPICAL:
The Grenfell Tower's fire =
Enter Hell: grief for West.

PEOPLES NAMES:
Saint Christopher ~
is hitchers' patron.

OTHER NAMES:
All-new Ford Fiesta ~
offers all I wanted.

MEDIUM LENGTH:
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. 'Two beers, one for me plus the giraffe's'.
They drink heavily until eventually the animal
~
keels over. When the guy gets up to walk away, barman Bill frets: 'You ain't leavin'
that lyin' here.' 'Him? A lion? It's a giraffe, duffer!'

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
Lord knows, amateur shamateur, we all love winning. Nature is ruthless. If you try hard and fail, over and over, what then? Just wind down, cease. Then go and rest. Content. Enough already. No point being a fool about it.

LONG:
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped,
and spent time examining the tracks closely.
The first lawyer announced:
'Those are deer tracks. It is deer season, so we should go and follow the tracks
if we are to find our prey.'
But the second lawyer responded:
'No, they are obviously elk tracks, and elk are out of season.
~
If we follow your advice, frankly I fear we'll maybe waste a day,' he spoke out acidly.
'A day? No. Nonsense!' he protested.
Each attorney reckoned he, an expert, possessed solid proof. Or knew better: he was in
fact a superior woodsman. So cross, unrepentant too, they stuck to their guns: result,
deadlock.
And they were still arguing when the train struck them.

Josiah Winslow

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GENERAL:
A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for gin?", he says. ~
A fun barman answers this: "Look, with you, no charge."

TOPICAL:
The US's Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act =
Republican tactics defeated that for no apt reason.

PEOPLES NAMES:
US Attorney General Jeff Sessions ~
enjoys Russia, often feels strange.

OTHER NAMES:
The Paris Climate Agreement =
America split the "Green Team".

LONG:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
=
Around eighty seven years in since our ancestors both wrote the Declaration of Independence, and had a revolution that forced a consequent important right to be fair to all.

Julian Lofts

Next author

TOPICAL:
Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House =
Oh, hateful day - the alien Slovenian mum with imposter.

PEOPLES NAMES:
Cardinal George Pell, the Vatican treasurer =
He's an ill, aged pervert, a recalcitrant rogue.

OTHER NAMES:
The Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline =
I theorise Trump is a smug, deluded cretin.

MEDIUM LENGTH:
The Ten Neglected Senses
1. Balance
2. Motion
3. Pressure
4. Itch
5. Pain
6. Fatigue
7. Breathing
8. Temperature
9. Appetite
10. Expulsion
=
Phenomena
1. e.g. React in a boat
2. Feel speed
3. Stress
4. Tingling
5. Ouch!/Numb
6. Tire
7. Inspire, pant
8. Heat
9. Lust, eat it up
10. Excrete/pee

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
All Blacks do play the Lions on tour on our home turf. We won the test today and we can win the rest. We're unafraid of rivals and judged the greatest in the world. No shenanigans. Viva our national rugby union team!

LONG:
This Is An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Suspected Celebrity Rapists, Sexual Predators, Paedophiles, Miscreants, Abusers, Cads and Libertines
1. William Henry Cosby
2. Roman Thierry Polanski
3. Mike Gerard Tyson
4. Heywood "Woody" Allen
5. Sean Penn
6. Casey Affleck
7. Charlie Sheen
8. Alfred Joseph Hitchcock
9. R. Kelly
10. Izear Luster "Ike" Turner
11. Dr. Luke
12. William Jefferson Clinton
13. Julian Assange
14. Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd
15. Chris Brown
16. Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods
17. David Bowie
18. Marlon Brando
19. President Trump
=
Pests' Prey
1. Dull Ms Andrea Constand
2. Sam Geimer
3. Crazy boxer went to jail for rape of Desiree Washington
4. Soon-Yi
5. Madonna
6. Gorka & White
7. Boy actor Corey Haim
8. Actress Tippi Hedren ('The Birds')
9. Sullen RnB, basketball player indecently felt up girls
10. Tina
11. Kesha
12. Intern Monica Lewinsky
13. Swedes (WikiLeaks)
14. London jail term for kiddie rapes. Hiding in cell.
15. Karrueche Tan
16. For call girls
17. Jones procreated with luscious underage Lolitas
18. Sylphlike Maria Schneider (for butter scene)
19. Pussy perv............. (Redacted).

RUDE:
If you want to have work-life balance ~
obey a vital life - fuck a wanton whore.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

Next author

GENERAL:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" ~
is a gutsy cry for tenacity and fortitude.

ENTERTAINMENT:
Hamlet by William Shakespeare =
A play I am asks me whether I'll be.

TOPICAL:
The Philando Castile verdict ~
didn't prove ethical's ethical.

PEOPLES NAMES:
Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde =
Acid wit's on offer; his will regale all.

OTHER NAMES:
Irritable Bowel Syndrome =
Bloat blows in my derriere.

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
Haven't you heard, "I am a showman by profession"? ... That was a joke! Don't heed a word I utter! (I'll never!) Dally and be late, lest life turn into one daunting or unnerving great whale of a circus stunt on a town showground!

Rosie Perera

Next author

GENERAL:
Donald Trump's toilet paper =
Pat it on plump toddler arse.

ENTERTAINMENT:
The "Sistine Madonna" by Raphael =
Phenomenal! Yes, his art ain't bad.

TOPICAL:
Despite the constant negative press covfefe =
The conniving staff does vet secret pee tapes.

MEDIUM LENGTH:
Man wears strainer on his head for driver's license photo =
Pastafarian in clownish dress. Horrors! Need remove it, eh?

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
Be diligent and just in all things, beware of any nonsense, and endeavour towards worthy virtues; not like the evil orangutan Donald Trump who, though he owns a fortune, is a failure at normal decency -- at war, too.

Scott Gardner

Next author

GENERAL:
The earth's climate =
Hear that ice melts.

TOPICAL:
The Paris climate deal =
Halt rapid sea-ice melt.

PEOPLES NAMES:
The President of the US =
He's often stupid there.

OTHER NAMES:
The Trump administration ‡
Truth in media's important.

Tony Crafter

Next author

GENERAL:
The eating disorder bulimia nervosa =
Diet made behaviour in latrine gross.

ENTERTAINMENT:
The Motorhead hit 'Ace Of Spades' =
Ethos of a poem is 'the death card'.

PEOPLES NAMES:
The slain Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas à Becket =
Taboo! Blasphemy! Attackers stab fine hero in church.

OTHER NAMES:
Archbishop of Canterbury =
Church prayer; bit of a snob.

MEDIUM LENGTH:
Top Five Beatles Songs (vulture.com)
1. A Day In The Life
2. Strawberry Fields Forever
3. Penny Lane
4. She Loves You
5. Please Please Me
=
1. Effectively, a fearful LSD event?
2. Based on an orphanage in Liverpool
3. Busy Liverpool street
4. Yes! She's my sweet!
5. Pleasure me!

LONG:
A man hadn’t had sex with his wife for 8 years so the wife went to their doctor and said, “Have you got anything I can give to my husband to pep him up a bit?”
The doctor said, “I’ll give you 30 tablets, one for every day of the month, but they are quite strong so make sure he doesn’t take more than one at a time.”
The next morning the wife rang him and said, “I gave my husband those tablets just like you said.”
“I see - how many did you give him?” asked the doctor.
“Well,” she said, “I thought he was particularly in need of them so I gave him the lot!”
“No!” gasped the doctor. "What happened?"
“Well, we were sitting down calmly eating dinner and I think the tablets must have started working because he suddenly jumped up, pulled the tablecloth off the table and the dishes all crashed to the floor, there was broken china everywhere. Then he ripped my panties off, bent me over the table and proceeded to make love to me for three hours!”
“Well I am sorry to hear about all those dishes,” said the doctor.
“Oh, don’t worry too much,” she replied; “we won’t be going near that restaurant again.”
=
At 8.30 a.m. the English wife said to her husband: "I'm in the mood for bacon and eggs. Would you like some?"
He declined. "No thanks, sweetheart, truth is I'm not that hungry right now. It's the Viagra," he sighed. "It seems to have rather taken the edge off my appetite."
Three hours later, she enquired whether or not he wanted anything to eat or drink for elevenses, but she got exactly the same reply.
At lunchtime, she again asked if he'd like to have some food to eat. "What about a lovely bowl of tomato soup with hot, buttered muffins or perhaps a toasted cheese and ham sandwich with it?"
He declined, and explained to her: "Sorry, dear, but that Viagra has badly blunted my appetite."
Dinnertime came and she wondered whether or not he wanted to have anything to eat now. "Wouldn't you just love to have a juicy rib eye steak? Or perhaps some roast chicken followed by apple pie with double cream?"
He declined once more. “Sorry," he added. it has to be the Viagra that's responsible; I'm still not that hungry."
"Well," she said, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving!"

SPECIAL:
THE GODFATHER OF GREEK PHILOSOPHY.

Tyler Severance

Next author

TOPICAL:
"I am under investigation." - Trump =
Remove intimidating usurpant.

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GENERAL:
Fidget spinner =
Fingertips' end.

TOPICAL:
U.S.’s withdrawal from Paris deal =
Oafish D. Trump raised war walls.

PEOPLES NAMES:
Mannarino =
An Iron Man?

OTHER NAMES:
Renault Kadjar =
Drat, a real junk!

MEDIUM LENGTH:
Stephen Hawking Says Earth Is Under Threat and Humans Need to Leave
=
This huge planet destroyers take inane run and dash. We haven't shame!

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:
And when you rest, men, rest with all of the body, with all of the soul. Just do it like it was a real nirvana, a real heaven on Earth. Avoid wrong doings, wrong actions. Don't act and don't run - pursue anyone. Be mug, free nut!


Number of nominations, by author:

Adie Pena: 8.   Christopher Davis: 2.   Christopher Sturdy: 6.   David Bourke: 5.   Dharam Khalsa: 6.   Ellie Dent: 8.   Josiah Winslow: 5.   Julian Lofts: 7.   Mike Mesterton-Gibbons: 6.   Rosie Perera: 5.   Scott Gardner: 4.   Tony Crafter: 7.   Tyler Severance: 1.   View: 6

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