Fashionista =
Oh, satin? As if!

The singer and musician Phil Collins =
Chilling spinal cord issue in the man.

The Hunter Biden "laptop controversies" ~
don't prove the Republican stories then.

The four Beatles John, Paul, George and Ringo ~
are on ganja, drugs. Enough of "Help" or "Let It Be"?

Catherine, Princess of Wales =
Powerless, finite, has cancer.

The pedestrian crosswalk on Abbey Road =
Shot done: Beatles in a row by parked cars.

Four of the Most Popular Food You Can Serve This Saint Patrick's Day
1. Colcannon
2. Fried Cabbage
3. Shepherd's Pie, and
4. Barmbrack
=
1. Fine mashed potatoes
2. Add savory bacon for parties!
3. Bake ground lamb, corn, peas, chopped carrots 
4. Finish by lunch 'fruit cake.'

They eyed her as a tyke unfit for school.
Expert: "I spot talent; I say she has body rhythm -- a ballerina!"
Rises...ideates the dancing in "Cats."
She won awards.

Elton John's Award-Winning Songs And Shows That Earned Him An EGOT [List from Wikipedia]
1. Emmy Awards (television)
- "Elton John: Farewell from Dodger Stadium"
2. Grammy Awards (recording)
- "That's What Friends Are For"
- "Basque"
- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
- "Candle in the Wind 1997"
- "Elton John and Tim Rice's Aida"
3. Oscar Awards (film)
- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" (from The Lion King)
- "(I'm Gonna) Love Me Again" (from Rocketman)
4. Tony Awards (Broadway theatre)
- "Aida"
=
1. Emmy Awards
- Filmed on the "final" global gig (Oh, to quit touring, eh?)
2. Grammy Awards
- Wow! Elton John with Dionne Warwick, Gladys Knight, and Stevie Wonder, too!
- Hear James Galway on the flute
- A mushy, romantic moment*
- Affectionate offer to honor Princess Diana (1997)
- Verdi's doomed love triangle**
3. Oscar Awards
- *For Simba and a fine female, Nala
- Elton John with Taron Egerton in the end credits
4. Tony Awards
- **Radames, Amneris, and the rival king's child.

Hey, hot moaning on ~
a honeymoon night!

He's totally reliant on the bank of Mum and Dad =
Student had no money at all and flat broke, him.

The Right Honourable Penelope 'Penny' Mordaunt MP =
One PM had help toppling Number Ten. You're another!

Why be annoyed that letters should take those shapes, as if dyslexia's a disability or hindrance, when it's nicer to say "Oh, they're perfect anagrams!"

Katie Price declared bankrupt for the second time =
Flat in red, I rack up a debt to HMRC. To keep residence?

Our real nightmare President's boy ~
Barron Trump is eighteen years old.

The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore =
Direct strike from boat silencing the bay.

A chocolate Easter bunny =
Best to launch once a year!

Dali...that monetary problem for ~
the port of Baltimore, Maryland.

Meghan's lifestyle brand 'American Riviera Orchard' =
Vital increase for her (and grandma's imbecile, Harry).

Leaving one without a leg to stand on =
All note devastation when going out.

“Tina Turner, you're simply the best!" =
Replay tribute to her sunny times!

Catherine, Princess of Wales =
A throne crisis; few can sleep.

Kate conspiracy theories:
* She wants sympathy
* He strayed
* Dehydration
* Steady earache
* Hairlessness
* Fell down a rabbit hole
* Exhaustion (fitting!)

So, anyway, here are hero-worthy life traits he may exhibit today: critical thought, kindness, honesty, steadfastness, capableness and leadership.

Here are the fine traits Royals may exhibit today:
* critical thought
* kindness
* honesty
* steadfastness
* ready leadership
* capableness
Who? Anyhow...

Climate protestors ‡
protect oil streams

Francis Scott Key Bridge =
Dirty big cracks oft seen

Joe Biden and Donald Trump =
Job ad: "Inept? Damned old? Run."

Feminine hygiene products =
Grime deep in one fishy cunt?

Takes with a pinch of salt =
What's in that pack of lies?

The Tales of Robin Hood =
Thief? Not so. A bold hero!

The Golden Raspberry Awards, aka "The Razzies" =
Held as abhorrent Z-graders take away prizes.

Biden versus Trump =
Spent Sir v Rude Bum.

The Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle scandal =
Lardy actor has a bottle-fuck scene.

The Easter Bunny =
Eaten by hunters.

Stage D congestive heart failure =
Have suet in fat-clogged arteries.

Catherine, the Princess of Wales ~
who, I feel, has persistent cancer.

It is The Easter Bunny =
Its beauty's inherent.

The current and former presidents Joe Biden and Donald Trump
=
Trend... it ended up oldster and pretend rich man run for same job.

If you look at a child's trashy painting, listen to her shabby serenade, or watch her relaxed toe twists, say "Hey, I can sense thy deepness, drama, faith!

Sarcasm: Hey there, dads! Say, will your newly hatched son (or his sister), by fate, be the next Picasso, Kahlo, Degas, ... or a thief that ends in a penitentiary?

On the brink of collapse =
Black hole. Profits? None!

Christian Nationalism in the United States =
Its intent: the humanitarian socialist's end.

Famine looms in gaza strip =
Image from a Zionist's plan

Trump's financial situation =
Pitiful man's art's in auction.

The Francis Scott Key Bridge; Baltimore, Maryland =
Destroyed! Blame strike by craft on calm air night.

A boy, scarred by his ma's death, grows into a fine soldier. Then he sees a pithy, Yankee actress. He falls, they wed, and he hastily turns into a toxic prat.

‘Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.’ Lucius Seneca.=
When you rant, stomach acid rises. This can soon invade the oesophagus, which irritates the delicate lining.
I don't rant much.

Yea, I’m on a seafood diet =
Oi, I may see food and eat.

Biden and Trump =
Bad 'n' imprudent

Tyesha Bolden, teacher =
See that lecher and boy.

Tom Cruise and Elsina Khayrova =
American I love, and a hot Russky.

Actress Traci Bingham =
Scan a charmer - big tits!