Anagrammy Winners by nedesto in 2014
All the winning anagrams by nedesto from the 2014 Anagrammy Awards.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
The breast augmentation surgery =
Tart: "My tits are sure gonna be huge!"
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, February 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
1. Adam and Eve
2. Lucifer
3. Noah
4. Moses
5. Saul the king
6. Gabriel
=
1. Shamed us
2. Foul? Me??
3. Big ark!
4. Covenant
5. Head Israeli
6. Angel
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2014:
2nd - nedesto with:
Gentle spring rains =
Green plants rising.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Famous military leader Napoleon Bonaparte =
Little man of Paris, marooned a year upon Elba.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2014:
3rd - nedesto with:
Absent Place-an April Day, Emily Dickinson
Absent Place-an April Day-
Daffodils a-blow
Homesick curiosity
To the Souls that snow-
Drift may block within it
Deeper than without-
Daffodil delight but
Him it duplicate-
=
Delicately bathed in paint,
All cold lookouts did wait.
Flowers bound up with duty shine
Fragrant, sappy, soft, sedate.
Outlined in birthday chiffon;
Dreamlike, whimsical.
Imitates a picky patch;
Lithe mobs botanical.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2014:
2nd - nedesto with:
Television news documentaries ~
remind us violence ain't so sweet.
LONG CATEGORY, May 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Ludwig Wittgenstein: "Crossing" was individually encoded into those objects "chicken" and "road" until that caused the actualization of the phenomenon.
Hippocrates: It is usually because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Jack Nicholson: Because it f-ing wanted to. That is f-ing why
Mark Twain: The unfortunate news of its untimely crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me thirty minutes with it and I'll find out.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Oliver North: Because our entire National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: The external influences which had virtually pervaded its sensorium from birth had likewise caused it to unknowingly develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while fully believing such actions to be of its own free will.
Albert Einstein: The chicken crossed the road or the road crossed it; that depends upon your frame of reference.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order for it to act in good faith and for it to be true to itself, that chicken found it morally necessary to cross that road. ~
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that chickens cross roads at this juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought each such occurrence into being.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: To ask the forbidden question is to deny one's own essential chicken-nature.
Timothy Leary: Just because it's the only kind of damned trip the Establishment would let it take.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Salvador Dali: Fish.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Darwin: It was the first logical next step after leaping headlong down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not certain which side of the road it was on, though coincidentally it was moving downright fast.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of defiance, hence we were justified in dropping fifty tons of nerve gas on it.
Henry David Thoreau: For it chose to live deliberately ... and suck the marrow out of life.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forgot.
The Sphinx: Can you tell me?
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
The annual summer solstice =
Sun reaches one tall summit.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2014:
2nd - nedesto with:
42 GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN
42 GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A WOMAN
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2014:
3rd - nedesto with:
Those who deny climate change =
How they had to mangle science!
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, July 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Priam's son Hector =
Heroic sportsman!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Twelve months within one year:
1. January
2. February
3. March
4. April
5. May
6. June
7. July
8. August
9. September
10. October
11. November
12. December
=
1. New Year
2. Carnival
3. Rejuvenate
4. Beauty
5. Buttercup
6. Enjoy Summer!
7. Blueberry Bloom
8. Meander'n
9. Warm
10. Majestic
11. Frosty
12. High Hope
LONG CATEGORY, July 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Signs You have Grown Up:
- Your house plants are all alive... only you are not smoking any of them
- Having sex in a twin bed is really out of the question
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge
- Seven AM is the time that you are getting up, instead of going to bed
- You really watch the Weather Channel
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hooking up and breaking up
- You are the one calling the police station because, "Those no-good kids next door just would not turn down their effing stereo!"
- Older relatives now feel comfortable telling dirty jokes around you
- You do not know what time Taco Bell closes anymore
- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up
- All that you feed your dogs is Science Diet instead of random McDonalds leftovers
- Eating breakfast foods at breakfast time
- You go in to a drug store for ibuprofen, not for pregnancy tests ~
- You suddenly hear your favorite song everywhere... in elevators
- To sleep on the couch hurts your back nowadays
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "pretty dressed up"
- You no longer sleep from noon to six
- Dinner and a movie is a whole date instead of the beginning of one
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at three AM would decidedly upset, rather than settle, your stomach
- You grudgingly go from one hundred twenty days vacation to fourteen
- A four dollar bottle of bubbly is no longer "the real good stuff"
- The famous excuse of "I just can't drink like I used to," replaces, "I'm absolutely never going to drink wine again."
- Most of the time and energy you spend in front of a computer is for actual academic work
- You no longer drink at home to save money before going out to a bar
- You read this list with desperation, looking for one sign that it doesn't apply to you!
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Shit myself =
Filthy mess!
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
A supervolcano =
Cone pours lava.
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Girl's nude silhouette =
Outline sure delights!
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
The cheating husband =
Caught... then banished!
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
Cartoonist Walter Elias Disney =
Storyteller saw ideas in action.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2014:
1st - nedesto with:
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention =
Doctors and nurses there repel one vast infection!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2014:
Eq1st - nedesto with:
"Away in a manger, no crib for his bed" =
We sing in a choir for Mary and babe.
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