Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 2011


1st - Tony Crafter with:
A street hooligan ~
looting the areas.

2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Dictatorships ~
dispatch riots.

3rd - nedesto with:
Medical experimentation =
Examined mice to learn tip.

Dean Mayer with:
Most terrified tonight if ~
doing it for the first time.

Rosie Perera with:
Families into organized crime =
I'd recognize mafiosi trial men.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Milestone payments ~
set time/money plans.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Television commercials =
Sometimes over-clinical.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Why I should not ask my husband for advice =
A hint: Would such shaky odds be in my favor?

Ivan Andonov with:
Reproductive organs ~
drove us procreating.

View with:
Denouement =
One mute end.

Heather Anne Downs with:
Act "as if" ‡
is a fact.

Chris with:
Puke-breath =
The break-up.

Larry Brash with:
Abnormal hirsutism =
Hair... lots in bum, arms...

Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The main actresses =
These cinema stars!

Dharam Khalsa with:
The sun's rise =
Sunset's heir.

Ed Pegg Jr with:
Military deployment =
I armed My Little Pony?

Harshal M. with:
Mad imbecile =

nedesto with:
Surface-to-air missile =
Armistice failure! S-O-S !!!

Harshal M. with:
An SUV =
U.S. van.

Ellie Dent with:
Violent scenes =
One scents evil.

Don P Fortier with:
The best things in life are free? =
He gets beer first, then ale if in.

Adie Pena with:
There's no place like home =
Alcohol keeps me in there!

Maurice Goddard with:
Little things mean a lot =
Smelling ale in that tot!

Rosie Perera with:
Top security clearance ‡
A nuclear secret? Copy it!

Christopher Sturdy with:
Strictly between you and me =
I secretly went about my end.

Adie Pena with:
Following in his footsteps =
His top son got in; is well-off.

Karl Lee Herzog with:
Worried about retirement =
I remarried better, won out.

Meyran Kraus with:
Animal shelter =
Llama's in there.

Meyran Kraus with:
Cheapskate attracts her until ~
the split check at a restaurant.

Harshal M. with:
The deforestation =
Foes do that tree in.

Rosie Perera with:
The black sheep of the family =
My belief: folks hate the chap.

Rosie Perera with:
The "empty nest" syndrome =
My top need's my rest, then.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The rainforest debate =
Need for trees' habitat.


1st - nedesto with:
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes =
Vexing quest coloured by dementia.

2nd - View with:
'Waterloo' by the Swedish group Abba =
Two babes & boys reap huge old war hit.

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
La Gioconda (Mona Lisa) =
A social animal? God no.

Dharam Khalsa with:
The "Harry Potter" series author J K Rowling =
"I just portray larger heroes worth the ink."

Adie Pena with:
'Captain America: The First Avenger' star =
A fitter Chris Evans: "A great cinema part!"

View with:
Captain America: The First Avenger =
Vain crap. Grief at cinema theatres.

Harshal M. with:
The Mona Lisa (La Gioconda) =
Ah, it can loan a good smile!

Rob Bretveld with:
The movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" =
The primate foes open the veils of hate.

Meyran Kraus with:
'Fountain' by the surrealist Marcel Duchamp =
A urinal men flush became this arty product.

David Bourke with:
Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson =
Friendship 'n' love "as solid as a rock", man!


1st - Larry Brash with:
United Kingdom Riots =
Drunk idiots emoting.

2nd - Ivan Andonov with:
Somalians' hunger =
Humans are losing.

3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
The path of the storm: Hurricane Irene =
In truth, the rich men are safe; the poor ...

David Bourke with:
The United States, ~
Athens destitute.

David Bourke with:
The United States of America's economy =
As out of cash (no secret), it may need time.

Rosie Perera with:
Gabrielle Giffords returns for historic House vote =
Girl is cured, off to serve U.S. after horrible shooting.

View with:
Tropical storm Emily =
O, mystic mortal peril!

Rosie Perera with:
Obama signs debt ceiling deal =
It climbs again, enables dodge.

Rosie Perera with:
Moody's affirms sterling AAA credit rating for US =
Rarest scoring says "I'm not afraid of grim default."

Harshal M. with:
The United States loses its AAA rating =
Hated to see a large stain in its status.

Dharam Khalsa with:
The planet Mercury is in retrograde =
I predict monetary return lags here.

Ember Nickel with:
Tottenham public disorder =
That problem is introduced.

Ember Nickel with:
Tottenham public disorder =
Tantrums did bother police.

David Bourke with:
Looting and arson =
London rots again..

Tony Crafter with:
The Metropolitan Police Service =
Coppers voice a line: "Let them riot."

Dean Mayer with:
Rioting across the UK =
Crooks are hitting us.

nedesto with:
Cholera's scourge rages in famine-ravaged Somalia =
Diarrhoea cases surge among some African village.

Adie Pena with:
The English riots =
I lost things here!

View with:
Cholera Outbreaks Spread Across Somalia =
Disease hurts a poor black-color mass area.

Ellie Dent with:
U.K. riots ~
to irk us.

David Bourke with:
It's the anniversary of the death of Michael Tully =
Daily toast: Very much on the lash in the afterlife!

Maurice Goddard with:
Normandy Beach Faces New Invasion ... Of Wind Turbines =
Bran-new offensive win on D-Day's beach is unromantic!

Dharam Khalsa with:
Burning Man in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada =
Most naked charred folk can be a bit unnerving!

Karl Lee Herzog with:
Our US Political System =
PACs misuse till you rot.

Rosie Perera with:
Tripoli's under siege =
I.e., deposing its ruler.

Meyran Kraus with:
Libya Revolution =
Bye to our villain!

Rosie Perera with:
Hurricane season =
See rain, chaos. Run!

David Bourke with:
Colonel Gaddafi is overthrown =
And danger of hollow victories.

Karl Lee Herzog with:
"Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Free To Go Home" =
"Mon Dieu! Frog masher's at his nookie quest!"

nedesto with:
Brave Red Arrows pilot dies in Air Festival crash =
Warrior first avoids several inhabited parcels.

Rosie Perera with:
East Coast braces for Hurricane Irene =
Its treacherous force is an aberrance.

Rosie Perera with:
Mean winds rush, rains are coming (just forecast), thus ~
hurricane warning issued from NJ to Massachusetts.

Larry Brash with:
Hurricane Irene =
Race in, ruin here.


1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Obama, current leader of the United States =
Another term's fate is unclear due to a debt.

2nd -Tony Crafter with:
Prince William, The Duke of Cambridge =
Ma/Pa - Grim end.
Bro. - Childlike.
Wife - Cute!

3rd - Adie Pena with:
The opera singer Andrea Bocelli =
Go hear a real blind tenor's piece.

Adie Pena with:
The sisters Venus and Serena Williams ~
will sure smash tennis veterans aside.

Dharam Khalsa with:
US Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney =
Talented in modern America's stupidity.

View with:
Sarah Ferguson =
Roughness afar.

nedesto with:
The late legendary film actress Marilyn Monroe =
Angel in a dress momentarily fell to earth. Mercy!

View with:
William Shatner =
Will, main star, eh?

Maurice Goddard with:
Republican Michele Marie Amble Bachmann =
A prime nubile chic babe can hammer all men!

Harshal M. with:
The former president Slobodan Milosevic =
Soviet man died from the sober prison cell.

Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The director Milos Forman =
Heroic film demonstrator!

Adie Pena with:
The astronaut Neil Armstrong ~
is that last great moon runner.

Maurice Goddard with:
French actor Gerard Depardieu =
Pee drenched our aircraft. Drag!

Joel Davey with:
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, The Little Master =
Merriest ethnic lad that makes all the runs.

Ivan Andonov with:
Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Number One =
One buster Mr. Bond never falls to.

David Bourke with:
The late American singer Elvis Aaron Presley =
Career mainly in a Las Vegas hotel enterprise.

Ellie Dent with:
William Shatner: Captain Kirk =
Ha! I will pick a man in 'Star Trek.'

Rob Bretveld with:
Texas governor Perry ~
as very next GOP error.


1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Commercial Boeing planes =
Nice cabins, ample leg-room.

2nd - Larry Brash with:
The British Riots =
This is it, brother!

3rd - David Bourke with:
The African crested rat (Lophiomys imhausi) =
A critter has made his fur poison, they claim!

nedesto with:
The Windows Seven OS by Microsoft ~
overcomes nobody with swiftness.

Harshal M. with:
A McDonalds quarter-pounder ~
squandered a normal product.

View with:
Oh, ain't it a neat 'All-Black' obsession at ~
the National Basketball Association?

Heather Anne Downs with:
Wendy's: Where's the beef? =
Hey! Best when sewer-fed!

Tony Crafter with:
United States Secretary of the Treasury =
Hey you! Reduce interest rates. Start fast!

View with:
The Metropolitan Police Service =
Teach people: Violent riots - crime!

nedesto with:
Jesus Christ the Savior of the World ‡
Judas with the other cross of silver.

Adie Pena with:
The Metropolitan Police Service of London =
One more conflict ... people had violent riots!

Dharam Khalsa with:
The philosophy of existentialism =
Oh, so the happy no-limit life exists?

Rosie Perera with:
Zone Alarm security software =
Customers want "zero fail" year.

Dean Mayer with:
The British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League =
Yes, her taut silicone tits are much bigger.

Rosie Perera with:
World Humanitarian Day =
I may hand rural town aid.

Rosie Perera with:
Nuclear Regulatory Commission =
Am only ruling atomic resources.

Rosie Perera with:
Philly Cheesesteak ‡
"Keep healthy" slices.

Dharam Khalsa with:
The Washington Monument =
Thus, women note "man thing".

Andrew Brehaut with:
Samling Company =
Log in many camps.


1st - Tony Crafter with:
At an auction of art in Kinloch, a wealthy German lost a case containing over £225,000 in cash.

He told the fellow bidders he'd give ~ £200 as a single reward to anyone who handed it in intact.

From the back of the large hall, a Scottish voice announced, 'I'll give £250.'

2nd - Harshal M. with:
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" by author J.K. Rowling =
The jolly Hogwarts orphan has returned property in this book.

3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent." - Poet Carl Sandburg =
A wise saying here, yet I found undeniably inconvenient truth: Other people will allot this once basic commodity for you!

Adie Pena with:
What is the federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May? =
It had set the sad day for the boys who've fallen on Memorial Day.

Christopher Sturdy with:
African crested rat uses poison trick to foil predators =
One practical rodent spikes fur coat for to resist raids.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Ooh, what kind response would gently reassure man's heartache? ~
"When it's dark enough, you can see the stars" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dharam Khalsa with:
Where good works end unpleasantly, I must search the reason. Ah... ~
"When it's dark enough, you can see the stars" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

nedesto with:
Murdoch's bleating annoyance Fox National News permeates the air waves =
Can anyone give another explanation for what causes mass bewilderment?

Adie Pena with:
The opera of the Gershwins, George and Ira with DuBose Heyward =
I heard the head white figure wrote a negro show 'Porgy and Bess.'

Maurice Goddard with:
Hedgehogs could be extinct in fifteen years, warns zoologist Dr Toni Bunnell =
Breeding is not excellent. But highway toll of dozens a second runs into grief!!

Dharam Khalsa with:
French actor Gerard Depardieu urinates in Air France plane cabin =
A captain, near panic, referring to drenched red fabric, "Use a urinal!"

Karl Lee Herzog with:
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance =
Lone I be, in self, grooming vast ego then finale of clone!

Rosie Perera with:
"In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." =
Unchaste sex isn't then? And birth, war, litigation? Odd.

Rosie Perera with:
Earthquake centered in Virginia hits East Coast =
I heard street reactions: quite an active shaking.

Dharam Khalsa with:
"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." - Will Rogers =
Sure, you foolish digger - I dig only if planting flowers!

Maurice Goddard with:
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." - Audrey Hepburn =
"So once bitten in the 'other' fond habit, our three daily hugs help!"

Maurice Goddard with:
"Out of clutter, find Simplicity.
From discord, find Harmony.
In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity."
- Albert Einstein
If you're ill in mind, I'd try hot coffee.
If still ill in mind, I'd try cups of tea.
If mind's not better, do try a spot of iced rum punch!!

Maurice Goddard with:
"Out of clutter, find Simplicity.
From discord, find Harmony.
In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity."
- Albert Einstein
If you're ill in mind, I'd try hot coffee.
If still ill in mind, I'd try cups of tea.
If mind's not better, do a must: Try proof iced punch!


1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde. =
One's reflection-love, I'm warned, can be a telling sign of foolish ego.

[An ambigram of the anagram text]
One's reflection-love, I'm warned, can be a telling sign of foolish ego.

2nd - Larry Brash with:
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde =
I will be having ongoing endless affection for one real close to me.

3rd - Anonmyous with:
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde. =
Feeling his own beloved groin isn't real affection! Go call someone!!

Tony Crafter with:
Loving others too is more noble, congenial and self-effacing (we lie!)

Meyran Kraus with:
To long for a gleam in one's reflection is evidence of being shallow.

Meyran Kraus with:
A shallow longing for a reflection? It's evidence of being lonesome.

nedesto with:
Since I long for me, I've done celebrating all alone; when I go toss off!

Dharam Khalsa with:
"Overcoming the self (confining ego) allows one to be refilled." - Asian

Dharam Khalsa with:
Good self-esteem will be an anchor for going in life's violent ocean.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Welcome to being single! And loving one another offers social life.

View with:
I lovelorn fan of me
       I go for
       b e s t
       I select
       I angel
I channel new good

Dharam Khalsa with:
Inside a cocoon of self-loving, a moth begins life, or gentle renewal.

Dharam Khalsa with:
And welcome to being single! Loving one another offers social life.

Dharam Khalsa with:
"How good is a life of feeling alone, not conversing?"
"Be silent, Marcel!"

Maurice Goddard with:
"No nag facing sin, I do! Follow me! I confess I'll ever be, together alone!"

Adie Pena with:
I've been one golden narcissistic fool who left one fine glamor gal.

Maurice Goddard with:
A one, lone wolf, self-gloating, insensitive, confirmed bachelor ego.

David Bourke with:
Even to fellows cooling in the miserable confines of Reading Gaol?

Dharam Khalsa with:
I'll fall in love once more, in essence, with "A-one biggest fan"...for good!

David Bourke with:
Single, solo, forgotten...we'll see no chance of being in love, I'm afraid!

Maurice Goddard with:
"No nag facing sin. I follow me! I do confess I'll ever be, together alone!"

Dharam Khalsa with:
Of note, love will be challenging to forensic images seen of Dorian.

Harshal M. with:
Love is one long medication as life gets well on one branch of grief.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Well said! It can overcome both fear/feeling of ongoing loneliness.

Rosie Perera with:
Woe of narcissism: Give in and be alone, forgotten in college of hell.

Christopher Sturdy with:
If no-one else ends chasing me? Well, I've got a boring fool for a client.

Don P Fortier with:
"I'm ignoring self fellatio." (Feel he, Oscar, cannot go so low, even in bed.)

Tony Crafter with:
A vain ego is often boring; close reflecting a hollow mind, one feels.

FatPhil with:
Feeling lonesome? Feeling low? Diving onto a crotch, feel abrasions!

Dharam Khalsa with:
One's feeling of belief in one's own loved anagram - Critics, go to hell!

Rosie Perera with:
As for loving of another (e.g., Glenn Close), I'll not abide some "nice" wife!

nedesto with:
Fool now feeling ego's coercive bite, he'll forget: No man is an island!

Dharam Khalsa with:
View before era of lone singles going online to find local matches.

Dharam Khalsa with:
"I'd serve all solo, not becoming one oaf's wife!" - Florence Nightingale

Adie Pena with:
No fellow English living beings are often aloof or conceited as me.

Dharam Khalsa with:
I will both forget insolence and ignore offence, as long as I love *me*.

Maurice Goddard with:
"Loving 'I'm worth it' ego of 'bag all self-confidence'! No one else is near!"

Rob Bretveld with:
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde =
Ode to narcissism: I alone can feel longing, be the lone wolf, forgive.

Maurice Goddard with:
"Lo! Once beset, forgiven feeling to original sin hence follows." - Adam

Rosie Perera with:
"Loving oneself, I now lose control of celebrating enemies." -- Gadhafi

Dharam Khalsa with:
Lone fellow, the meaning of life is to be social. Go converse and grin!

Dharam Khalsa with:
Enlightenment is a labor of love done well, sacrificing of one's ego.

Ellie Dent with:
So he and I reflect: can't be wrong if I go solo, fall in love on seeing ME!

Maurice Goddard with:
One: "Lovelorn, I began."
Two: "I go off dancing!"
Three: "I feel some sins call."

Harshal M. with:

One case loving me
Feeling inborn elegance
Follow this soft road...

Dharam Khalsa with:
Chose self alone;
Go visiting none;
Will graft a clone
Before I'm done!

David Bourke with:
"One-off services...fondling a swollen nob in a toilet!" - George Michael

Maurice Goddard with:
"One's rich fill! Get a wife to confine or nag me? God! I'll be NO ONE'S slave!!"

Dharam Khalsa with:
Love of one's face will so often bring ego time." - Dorian


1st - Tony Crafter with:
(As voted by the people of Britain)

1. Sir Winston Churchill
2. Isambard Kingdom Brunel
3. Diana, Princess of Wales
4. Charles Darwin
5. William Shakespeare.
6. Sir Isaac Newton
7. Queen Elizabeth I
8. John Lennon
9. Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson
10. Oliver Cromwell
1. Bullish World War II Prime Minister. Beat Nazis.
2. Skillful Victorian engineer.
3. Queen of British Hearts.
4. The Creation is Evolution!
5. He penned plays and sonnets.
6. Maths and science know-all!
7. Virgin monarch.
8. Beatle, fell to loner assassin.
9. He came to blows with Napoleon.
10. Job was 'Lord Protector'.

eq2nd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Roland the Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip.

Roland hired a Spanish guide to help him find the best fishing spots. Since he was learning Spanish, of course Roland asked the guide to speak to him only in Spanish and correct any mistakes of usage.

They were hiking together on a mountain trail, when a very large purple and blue-coloured fly crossed their path.
The Englishman appraised the fly, pointing upwards with his new fishing rod in his hands, offering a phrase in broken Spanish, "Mira...el...mosca."

The relentless guide, turning the error into an honest opportunity to show proper language skills, chided, "No, señor, 'la mosca' es feminina."

Roland looked at the guide, then back at the fly, and said, "You have spectacular eyesight!"

eq2nd - nedesto with:
"Well, Sister Anna, are you putting on weight?" asked Father David during a visit to the convent, seeing that her stomach was bulging.

"Why, no" she answered, "It's really just a bit of gas."

Three months later Father David put the question to her again, noticing her habit barely fit aross her belly now. =

"What? No, I just have the gas." said the big fat Sister Anna, quietly blushing.

On yet another visit to the nunnery somewhat later, Father David was going down the corridor when he passed Sister Anna wheeling a baby carriage.

Looking in, the thoughtful priest observed smartly, "Cute little fart!"

Dharam Khalsa with:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." =
But wait..."feudal" Republicans (why do I bash them?) allege that legislation is justified in forcing children to stand and recite the pledge or face detention for violation!

Ellie Dent with:
NIETZSCHE's Guide to Tech Support

When a noxious user comes calling for assistance do not forget that HE is the nitwit and HE is weak. Moreover, only that archaic loser would need to come to you for the crumbs of help that may fall from your godlike mouth.
He is a fool, more, a poor mug! He's also not a clue in the race of the weak and strong. His kind's doomed to extinction. Focus, show no mercy... zilch. You must treat the poor beggar firmly with the full contempt he deserves. It's the Law of Nature, crucial, that you do so.

Harshal M. with:
Is A Sperm Like A Whale?

Adie Pena with:
Top Ten Dictators Who Ruled the Longest*
1. Muammar Gaddafi
2. Robert Mugabe
3. Zine El Abidine Ben Ali
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Bashar al-Assad
6. Omar al-Bashir
7. Kim Jong-il
8. Islam Karimov
9. Ayatollah Khamenei
10. Hu Jintao
1. Mismanaged Libya
2. Zimbabwe Male Gorilla
3. Took Tunisia
4. The Jailed Dog in Cairo
5. I'm a Ba'ath Bummer
6. Sudan Jerk
7. North Korea's Slimeball
8. Karimova's Husband
9. The Iran Fool
10. Shanghai that 'Paramount Leader'

Maurice Goddard with:
Be not afraid of greatness: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. -
William Shakespeare
See here:
George Washington
Robert Fischer
Fred Astaire
St Paul
Me (I am an amateur!)


1st - Adie Pena with:
Aoi Sorawa

2nd - Tony Crafter with:

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had all her things collected by the removal company.

On the third day, she sat down for the very last time at their beautiful teak dining-room table. She put on some soothing background music, and feasted by candlelight on a plate of shrimps, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow centre of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left the house.

On the fourth day, the husband moved in with his new girlfriend, and at first it was all blissful harmony.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the whole house.

The vents were thoroughly checked for dead rodents, and all the carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to fumigate the whole house, during which time the two lovers had to move out for several days. They even paid to have the expensive wool carpeting replaced. But nothing they tried worked. The house still reeked.

Suddenly, people stopped coming to call.

Repairmen refused to do any work in the house.

The maid quit.
In the end, they could bear the stench no longer, and decided they had to move. But a month later - even though they'd cut the price in half - they still couldn't find a buyer for such a smelly house.

Word began to spread, and in time even the local realtors refused to visit or return their calls.

Unable to wait a moment longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a vast sum of money from the bank in order to purchase a new place.

Then the ex-wife called the man and asked him how things were progressing. He told her the grim story of the stinking house. She listened quietly and replied that she was missing her old home terribly and would even be prepared to reduce her final divorce settlement in exchange for having the house she loved.

Knowing that she could have no possible idea of how disgusting this smell was, he accepted her offer and settled on a sale figure that was a tenth of what the house had initially been priced at ... but only if she signed the papers that very day.

She concurred, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched a moving company packing their possessions to send off to their new abode.

And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods.

I just love a happy ending, don't you?

3rd - Harshal M. with:
The Grave of Shelley

Harshal M. with:
Five anagrams of the US Pledge of Allegiance

Ember Nickel with:
Kids watch with glowing souls, at this rising

nedesto with:
The Road Not Taken

Tony Crafter with:
Anarchy in the U.K.

Dharam Khalsa with:
Some of the many special holidays celebrated by people in August 2011:

Month-long Celebrations:
American Artist Appreciation Month
Foot Health Month

Special Weeks:
National Apple Week
Elvis Presley Week

1. Francis Scott Key's Birthday
MTV Debuted
Picnic Day in Australia
Respect for Parents Day
Switzerland Founded

2. First Income Tax Assessed
First Lincoln Penny Presented
National Ice Cream Sandwich Day

3. Columbus Set Sail on the First Voyage
National Watermelon Day

4. Coast Guard Day
National Chocolate Chip Day

5. National Waffle Day
Neil Armstrong's Birthday

6. Alfred Lord Tennyson's Birthday
National Mustard Day
Garfield the Cat's friend Odie's Birthday
Wiggle Your Toes Day

7. American Family Day
Friendship Day
Sea Serpent Day

8. Dollar Day

9. Betty Boop's Birthday
International Day of the World's Indigenous People
National Rice Pudding Day

10. First Steam Locomotive
Herbert Hoover's Birthday
S'Mores Day

11. Hulk Hogan's Birthday
Play in the Sand Day

12. IBM PC Announced
Middle Children's Day

13. Annie Oakley's Birthday
International Left-Handers Day
National Filet Mignon Day

14. National Creamsicle Day

15. French Cuisine Chef Julia Child's Birthday
National Relaxation Day

16. Roller Coaster Day

17. Archeology Day
Frontiersman Davy Crockett's Birthday

18. Bad Poetry Day
"Wizard of Oz" Premiered

19. Bill Clinton's Birthday
National Aviation Day
Orville Wright's Birthday
Potato Day
Mr. Snuffleupagus's Birthday ("Sesame Street" Character)

20. International Homeless Animals Day
National Radio Day

21. Wilt Chamberlain's Birthday
Be An Angel Day

23. First Photograph of Earth Taken From the Moon
National Sponge Cake Day

24. National Peach Pie Day
Strange Music Day
Waffle Iron Patented

25. Kiss and Make Up Day
National Banana Split Day

26. National Dog Day
Women's Equality Day

27. Mother Teresa's Birthday

28. Dream Day: the day Martin Luther King Jr. gave his "I Have a Dream" speech
National Cherry Turnover Day

29. First Scout Camp Opened
Speedy Gonzales' Birthday

30. National Toasted Marshmallow Day

31. Alan Jay Lerner's Birthday
National Trail Mix Day


Here is a really full schedule addressing joyful days, holidays, grim and crazy days of September 2011:

Month-long fall highlights:
Women of Achievement Month
National School Success Month
National Hispanic Heritage Month

All the days in the month, listed sequentially:
1. "Mary Had A Little Lamb" Offered

2. National Blueberry Popsicle Day

3. National Skyscraper Day
Birthday of Uncle Sam image

4. Father's Day in Australia
Newspaper Carrier Day

5. Labor Day
National Cheese Pizza Day

6. Read a Book Day

7. Neither Rain Nor Snow Day

8. International Literacy Day

9. Teddy Bear Day

10. Swap Ideas Day
TV Dinner Day (sponsored by Swanson)

11. Make Your Bed Day
National Grandparents' Day
Patriot Day: remembrance of the appalling World Trade Center fall and local valor

12. National Chocolate Milk Shake Day

13. National Peanut Day
Positive Thinking Day
Cartoon rascal Scooby Doo's Birthday

14. Clayton Moore's Birthday (the brave Lone Ranger)
First Department Store established by Alexander Stewart

15. Make A Hat Day

16. Mexican Independence Day.
Mayflower Day
POW/MIA Recognition Day
National Working Parents Day
Stepfamily Day

17. Citizenship Day
National Apple Dumpling Day

18. First "New York Times" Headline Circulated
Bicyclist Lance Armstrong's Birthday
Mushroom Picking Day
National Play-Doh Day

19. National Talk Like a Pirate Day

20. First Railroad Station Built

21. International Day of Peace
Miniature Golf Day
World Gratitude Day

22. The Band-Aid Invented
Dear Diary Day
Ice Cream Cone Invented
First US Post Office Opened

23. First Official Day of Fall
Great American Pot Pie Day
Native American Day

24. First Toy Store Built
National Punctuation Day

25. Journalist Barbara Walters' Birthday
The pain-challenged, yet fearless Christopher Reeve's Birthday
Good Neighbor Day
Charismatic Will Smith's Birthday

26. Johnny Appleseed's Birthday

27. Crush A Can Day

28. Chinese Mid-Autumn (Moon) Festival
Rosh Hashanah Begins at Sundown.

29. Scotland Yard Formed in London
Telly Monster's Birthday ("Sesame Street")

30. Safety Pin Invented

31. (As it's a short month, that day does not exist)


1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The octogenarian =
"Got an erection?! Ha!"

2nd - nedesto with:
The Sun's Page Three Girl =
Gal preens her huge tits.

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
The Thames Valley Gay Police Association =
It is mainly a chocolate passage they love!

David Bourke with:
Putting in her ass ~
a thrusting penis!

Adie Pena with:
The one night stand =
Intend to shag then?

David Bourke with:
The Durex advertising slogan "Get A Room!" =
Orgasm voted "great" during sex in a hotel!

View with:
Penises gad via ~
divine passage.

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