Anagrammy Placegetters for August 1998
All the highly-placed anagrams from the August 1998 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Religion is the opium of the masses =
Sometimes, if theologian is pusher.
2nd - Kevin Hale with:
Mobile Telephone =
Bleep me in the loo.
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Honeymoon =
O-O! No hymen!!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare =
Hamlet, Othello, Caesar irk. We skip few poems.
eq.2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
Margaret Mitchell's "Gone with the Wind" =
Ditch the gown. Greet William T. Sherman.
eq.2nd - Steve Krakowski with:
"A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess =
Lab breaks cocky youth's rage, non? Wrong!
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The mask of Zorro =
To hero's mark of 'Z'.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
White House Intern Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky =
Hey! William Clinton arouses me. Hi! I'm Ken's witness!
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Steve Fossett's Balloon =
Boost sent vessel aloft.
eq.2nd - Richard Peers with:
I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky =
I think sperm love is lewdish sin; I had it away!
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Bernardo Bertolucci's "Last Tango in Paris" =
O! Born to place rancid butter in a girl's ass.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Coitus interruptus =
Cunt user rips it out!
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Secret is Washington's best kept =
Test backs wet penis shot. Resign!
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Newsgroups Florida =
A group of swindlers.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Please add me to your mailing list =
You tell lies, I end it - do spamagram.
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Double your gas mileage and pay 1/2 price for gasoline! =
You are a silly bugger!! (predefined apologia on scam).
eq.3rd - Richard Peers with:
Want fast cash without losing anything in your pocket? =
What's this shit? Go away, fucking prat! O-O, clout net ninny!
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Passes - backdoors & Mo' =
SOS! Spam-based crook.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Mattias Inghe with:
One day, when I couldn't decide what the hell I should make
an anagram out of, I got this funky idea. "Aha! Why not make
a great anagram out of the fact that I can not find any suitable
text?" So I just typed this down, and made the little masterpiece
below with it. Oh, am I a fantastic wonderful genius or what?
=
This is what became the anagrammed solution to the four sentences
of non-important shit I typed. I had an idea of what I want, but
no idea whether I would fix a decent lucky hack. Hate to say,
I think it went well, at last, to get an affiliated, thoughtful,
homemade, and juicy anagram today. Use Long Award?
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
It isn't illegal for two consenting adults to have an intimate
relationship. So by what logic can it be considered an obstruction
of justice to give advice to someone not to cooperate with a grand
jury presuming to investigate a non-crime?
=
Noting anachronistic puritanical farce now to be enacted on National
stage: very self-righteous hypocritical tone is just total vengeance
motion. Judging Clinton's private two-timing amorous misbehavior
is to be detested. We do it too!
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders =
Information circulated to assign mad, sad and ill states.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
The Artist formerly known as 'Prince' =
No first-rate workmanship recently!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
William Tunstall-Pedoe wrote Anagram Genius =
A program will use names to untangle ideal wit.
eq.3rd - Ward Hardman with:
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton =
Intern job: Monica felt Willy flesh.
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Slobodan Milosevic =
I'm a cold evil boss, no?
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Worldwide Church of God =
Which drug fooled crowd?
2nd - Mick Tully with:
The FA Carling Premiership =
Shearer? Flipping rich, mate!
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club =
Rotten shampoo clot. Bathtub full!
eq.3rd - Richard Peers with:
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club =
Tall team bolts to pub; honour THFC.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Mick Tully with:
Michael Flatley =
Him? Feet all clay.
He fell? Calamity!
Each fall timely?
Calmly hail feet.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Priapism is a sustained erection =
Penis remained up. O, it's at a crisis!
Pause sins. Medication repairs it.
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Please add me to your mailing list =
You tell lies, I end it - do spamagram.
I do digital spam - lure, steal money.
Dull spam idiot. Steal money? I rage!
See my 'polite' anagrams, dull idiot.
You sad idiot illegal net spammer!
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