Anagrammy Placegetters for September 1998
All the highly-placed anagrams from the September 1998 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Jean Fontaine with:
The universe: are we earthlings alone? =
Answer: green aliens live out there (ha!).
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Sexual Reassignment Surgery =
Man returns as sexy girl, e.g. "Sue".
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
City Building Inspector =
Public cretin is tiny god.
eq.3rd - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Definition of the word 'anagram' =
Oh, now a dignified, neat art-form.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Steve Krakowski with:
"Lord of The Flies" by William Golding =
Marooned boys will fight. I fled, Gill.
2nd - Mick Tully with:
'The Time Machine' =
Hit cinema theme.
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Sailor Mooniverse =
Oo! Anime lovers, sir!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Richard Peers with:
"I made a bad mistake. It's indefensible and I'm sorry about it." - Bill Clinton =
Monica fondled my stalk; debased, I... I bomb sinister little unit in Arabia.
eq.2nd - Darren Donlen with:
President Clinton =
I slept on D.C. intern.
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
The Presidential Cigar =
A cheap girl inserted it.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The President stuck cigars into my vagina =
Cunt? Depict it smoking. Give her an ass tray!
2nd - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
The Presidential Cigar =
"Shit! A penile cartridge!"
3rd - Larry Brash with:
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination." =
No homo ass bandits allowed in, man! I wank it in mouth. I think with it! Ta!
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Make five dollars into thousands; it's easy!! =
He'd earn us vast millions? Say it to sod: "Fake!"
2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Business opportunity =
Suppository set in bun.
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
Entrust cordial spam? In a toilet!
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
WIN an iMac, Create Your Own Domain, Get Great Rates! =
We-we use an angry anagram to correct an idiot item!
eq.3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Get this vile pornography out of my newsgroup!!! =
Then while you fry, group got over spam posting.
eq.3rd - Graham Perkins with:
Please add me to your mailing list. =
Mail an idiot. Steal my gold rupees.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
"A picture had better be worth a thousand words - it takes up more disk space." =
Did Shakespeare author this absurd utterance? Top-rated post, Mick. We bow.
2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
There was a teenager named Donna,
Who never said, "No, I don't wanna."
Two days out of three,
She would shoot LSD,
And on weekends she smoked marijuana.
=
She was hot on a man-in-van loser.
God, when Jim take a weekend to use her.
So stoned are the two,
and nerdy dead so,
Donna would find a swan to amuse her.
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Do you wanna learn foreign languages (Greek, Latin, Tamil, Chinese...)" =
Whee! I like to learn fancy Australian slang & genuine, good German.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
William Clinton, The US President =
Sin? Lies? Little downturn? Impeach!
2nd - David Byron with:
Miss America Nicole Johnson =
I join as comeliness monarch.
eq.3rd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Maurits Cornelius Escher =
Thus I can see mirror's clue.
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Miss Dolly Parton =
Rosy old implants.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Chevrolet =
Love the car!
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Royal Opera House to close =
See poorhouse; loyal actor.
eq.3rd - Novastar with:
Sky Television =
Isn't evil....... OK, yes!
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Cyprus Airways =
Spy wary Icarus.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Mick Tully with:
The Presidential Video =
A vile, red-hot penis diet.
He stained it? Lie proved.
Evildoer in it? He's taped.
Do entire tape? He's livid.
2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Maurits Cornelius Escher =
His creations recurse, Lum.
Me concur -- he is surrealist.
Art? O, sure! His men circle us!
Usual technic -- see mirrors.
Thus I can see mirror's clue.
Recursion march uses tile.
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Weight Reduction =
Get chow. Ruin diet.
Doc, we inherit gut!
Go diet, wince, hurt.
Cue: Diet right now.
Diet cue: Grow thin.
Ee! I cut down girth.
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Oktoberfest is here =
Shit to reek of beers.
I took freshest beer.
eq.3rd - Jeff Roy with:
Representative Dan Burton =
Never rant about President.
Abstain, runt! Perverted one!
Rant about President? Nerve!
Events re-brand reputation.
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