Anagrammy Placegetters for March 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams from the March 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
So what is my Intelligence Quotient, please? =
You get 'nil' in select Mensa test: low IQ. Hi, ape!
eq.2nd - Art Day with:
African elephant =
Flap a ten-inch ear.
eq.2nd - James Schraven with:
A general nomination =
Anagram it on one line.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Jon Boehnker with:
Disney's "The Lion King" =
Enlighten noisy kids.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. =
Tony's sham tribute - "Ciao, ciao, Emperor!"
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Director Stanley Kubrick is dead =
I created dark tricks by delusion.
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Monty Python's Flying Circus =
Ring? Psychotic, mostly funny.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Warning to Milosevic =
Violent war is coming!
2nd - ID Letterman with:
Around the world in nineteen days =
Hey! Sudden international wonder!
eq.3rd - Kevin Hale with:
European Commissioners =
Means so superior income.
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Joe Ashton, Labour MP for Bassetlaw =
Halt a masseur's pro blow-job, fat one.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Paal Kristen Hansen with:
Life sucks =
I fuck less.
2nd - Jon Boehnker with:
Kristi Lynn Cooper =
Non-perky clitoris.
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Come picnic in the park =
Prim pie, a ten inch cock.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Mick Tully with:
FREE PORNO PICS =
I prefer no cops.
2nd - John Morahan with:
THE FUN AND EASY WAY TO MAKE MONEY =
Automated enemy annoys. Why? Fake!
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Totally Free ISP / Are You sick of Paying for Internet Access? =
Net liar? Yes! Stay off an ugly piece of corporate trickiness.
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
- Mp3- cutie - http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Station/7904/ =
Now accept a cool review - cut pathetic timewasting spam!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Esther 3:12]
Then were the king's scribes called on the thirteenth day of the
first month, and there was written according to all that Haman
had commanded unto the king's lieutenants, and to the governors
that were over every province, and to the rulers of every people
of every province according to the writing thereof, and to every
people after their language; in the name of king Ahasuerus was
it written, and sealed with the king's ring.
=
A day short of two weeks into Nisan, the husband of Vashti gave
silver unto a cruel Agagite who wanted to kill every man, woman,
and child of Mordecai's people on the thirteenth of Adar. So then
the charming, pretty Esther, a poor, free teenage virgin who gained
acceptance in the royal courts, ventured to flirt with the king,
who then, preferring to trust her, reversed the sentence, arresting
and even killing the demented tyrant.
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved
from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel Number Five, and a flunky
handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances,
I'll settle for anywhere..."
=
From the Irvine Welsh novel, 'Trainspotting', a film by Danny
Boyle, is brutal, full of "fuck" and "shit",
and effective.
Ewan McGregor's remarkable as a Scottish, urban intellectual heroin-addict.
Cruel, real; will repel men.
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Yes, it's due time for your dreaded dental appointment - you know the drill. =
Pain midst untidy root end. After wonky teeth pulled, you're demolarised.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
John Maynard Keynes =
Hands any jerk money.
2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Whoopi Goldberg as Elizabeth =
Deplorable bozo wig - a sight, eh?
eq.3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
Sergei Rachmaninoff =
Reach fine "Orgasm in F".
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio =
I rejoin my long adored man, amigo.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Highlands of Scotland =
Och, hills and daft song.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Palomar Observatory =
A vapor? Lo, embryo star!
eq.2nd - Kevin Hale with:
The Magna Carta =
The anagram act.
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Encyclopaedia Britannica =
Can be a dictionary in place.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Earle Jones with:
A virus named Melissa =
Invade mass mail user.
Assume mail invaders.
Madness via user mail.
Sue mass mail invader.
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Kevorkian convicted: found guilty of second degree murder =
Suicide guy fucked! Make life end, doctor? Grr! No! Never do on TV!
Overt suicide guy fucked! Dr. gone amok 'n' record life end on TV!
Dr. condemned! O, I deny cure. Fucker took life on TV. Grave is dug.
eq.3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
Michael O. Backus, Test Control Officer =
Back off the unsocial electric motors.
Belfast Celtic sickroom: Ocean of hurt.
Blocks ultraefficient motor coaches.
Bonus: This crock of electric meatloaf?
Catholicism's left-of-center buckaroo.
Click here: focusable comfort station.
Collaborationist-checksum effector.
Econometrists chock-full of bacteria.
Face-first into the sourcebook, McCall.
Feel the cockscomb for articulations.
Force of habit: Cesium clock rattles on.
Fresh out of catabolic Electric Monks.
Inculcate trick of comfortable shoes.
Lack of crucial income of the best sort.
Lack of thermoelectric obfuscations.
Microcassette chock-full of baritone.
Officious chatterers'll not come back.
Romanticists colour the black coffee.
Sick of all that brute force economics.
Sick of football coaches' recruitment.
Slob-O-Matic force of nature checklist.
So much Torrance, so little Back Office.
That's a crock of Microsoft ebullience.
"Trifurcations" become "lack of clothes".
Uncomfortable lack of ethics, erotics.
eq.3rd - Jon Boehnker with:
Kristi Lynn Cooper =
Non-perky clitoris.
Insert prick? Loony!
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Rumpole of the Bailey =
Poetry? O! I'm baleful, eh?
Your plea? Oh, let me fib!
Pomeroy. The bail fuel.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Piano
Man
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
What "Plausible deniability" means to various people:
To Bill Clinton:
"Indisputable: I lie ably."
To Monica:
"I stupidly enable alibi."
To Ken Starr:
"Suitable? Libidinal? Yep."
To House and Senate Republicans:
Nuts yelped, "Alibi!? ALIBI!?"
To the other women Bill has come on to:
"Pitiably audible lines."
What Bill wanted:
Ply libidinal beauties.
And finally to X-Files fans:
"Bely stupid alien alibi."
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Frente:
Safe From You
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